Hello.
I am not new to this site.
But I haven't written in a long time.
So, hopefully, what I post is at least entertaining.
And I'm a grammar Natzi, even if I have no idea what I'm talking about.

Note: I pretty much write for my own entertainment/amusement. Things that sound like they're incorrect probably are, because I do not bother to correct my imagination. Chapters may or may not run long, or be boring, but it won't stop me from updating for one day someone might actually find my stories being entertaining. I may or may not have been under the influence of something while writing, therefore, it may or may not have been done for comedic effect. I am an un-funny person trying to be funny.

If you've ever even opened one of my stories, thank you. Thank you for clicking on my page. Thank you for acknowledging me, even if you hate the way I write, or judge me and hate me immediately. I already owe you my life.

Love,love,love.