Okay, SO, my newwww account is... -Drumroll please- : Small.Town.Small.Stage!!! :D :D :D :D So! I will CONTINUE and REPOST my favorite two stories on that account. I hope you are all well and happy and stuff.

Story Updates: I AM WORKING ON THEM lol I'm so sorry it's taking so long! ;~;

I Can Do This: I'm a little stuck and am waiting for a friend of mine to be her usual self before I continue this one.

Sophomore Year: Now renamed: Betrayed By The Heart's Desires

I'm leaving it where it is for a small bit. I'm not done, don't worry. Just gonna let everyone squirm over it!

Beware... I have a very sad ending prepared. But it'll be a while.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever thought you lost something when you were either holding it or it was in your pocket, copy and paste this into you profile

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (i wasn't paying attention when i was running around)

found this on the internet somewhere and I couldn't not put it here:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN

A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

Ya know, somedays I wish my grass was emo. That way, it'd cut itself.

"I called your boyfriend gay and he slapped me with his purse."

I have not lost my mind; it's backed up on a disk somewhere."

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even if you're paranoid, maybe they really are after you. Think about that.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You Know You Live In 2009 When...

1. You accidently enter your password into your microwave

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years

3. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends are the don't have Aim, Myspace or a live journal

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv

6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer

7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends

8. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this

10. You were too busy to notice number five

11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five

12. And now your laughing at your stupidity

13. You now plan to put this on your profile cause you fell for it

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If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when someone will come along, open you up, and eat your insides.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Even when you can't see him, GOD is there! If You believe in God, copy and Paste this to your profile.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

I wonder if other dogs think that poodles are part of some weird religous cult.

If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.

I am worse than evil... I am the author!!

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

"If you ever get hugged by me, see yourself privaged."-liliedove

"Touch me, and the last thing you'll see is my ten pound, over loaded purse."-liliedove

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

NBC: No Body Cares.

Being a writer gives you the chance to be the dictator of your own imaginary world.

I'm great in bed. I can sleep for days.

I plead temporary insanity.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the earth. Then, you’re pretty much dead no matter what you wish for.

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box

It's you and me versus the world... we attack at dawn.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Whoever said that nothing's impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been beaten in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile!

Sasuke Uchiha... Just when you thought you were too mature to hate a cartoon character

ಠ_ಠ(-\) ART IS A BANG! UN
/_\Put this on your page if you love Deidara

We take life seriously. But life's too short to take too seriously. That's where bouncy castles come in.

I like you, you shall be aloud to live another 7 minuties.

Touch my cookie and you won't live to see tomorow.

Let's do something daring! LET'S EAT FROZEN YOGURT!

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!

If we're not supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?

I'm always amazed of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is that, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Don't you hate it when people whine and rant about Mary Sues even when the OC rocks out loud? Then copy and paste this into your profile

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

If darkness is bad, why does it hide you? If light is good, why does it blind you?

Be good, but if you can't manage that, then don't get caught.

I know it's the truth, I made it up myself.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait a little bit longer

My smile does NOT confuse people! It merely warns them of their impending DOOM!

When you can't run, you crawl. And when you can't crawl...when you can't even do that...you find someone to carry you

I write about love, but I still don't think I know anything about it.

Yeah... Try telling your parents you want to write hot gay buttsex for a living. It does NOT go over well.

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile!

Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile.

Poor Edward Elric. He has the same first name as a sparkly vampire. coughpixiecoughIt's like Twilight unleashes the little demons inside every fan girl.

After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out if the water?

If time is on our side, then what’s on the other?

I’m lost. I’ve gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait.

Hard works never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you really done?

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If the universe is everything, and scientists say its expanding, then what is it expanding into?

You’re a BFF! A big fat fatty!

Has anyone ever noticed that “studying”, is “student” and “dying” put together?

You are 90 percent of the reason I get up in the morning. The other 10 percent is because I have to go pee.

Dear Santa, I’m just writing to say that YES, I have been naughty this year. And I’m proud of it, you fat judgmental bastard.

That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast.

Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper.

If you have insanely annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile

Akatsuki icons!

Itachi /_\

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =0_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu --_--

Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

A best friend is a friend you can call in the middle of the night and say you murdered someone and they'd ask where to hide the body.

Ok then, do it, but don't come running to me when you've broken both of your legs.

I fear that one day I'll meet God. He'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every 6 months.

God put me on Earth to accomplish a certain amount of things. Right now I'm so far behind I'll never die.

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

We had gay burgalurs last night. They broke in and re-arranged all the furniture.

You! With the hair nicer than mine! Off my planet!

I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

One by one the penguins steal my sanity.

Girly1: When I get older I'm gonna kill a million Jews and one clown. Girly2: Why one clown? Girly1: See? You don't care about the Jews!

The police never think its as funny as you do.

Stupid people make me wanna kill someone.

A Ode to Yaoi

If yaoi were vodka

And I were a duck

I'd swim to the bottom

And drink my way up

But Yaoi ain't vodka

And I ain't a duck

So give me some yaoi

And shut the fuck up

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday

Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

95 percent of people would die if the Jonas Brothers jumped off a building. If your the 5 percent eating popcorn and yelling "JUMP MOTHER FUCKERS!" then copy and paste this into your profile ;)

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then proceeds to tell you why it isn't.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

People say cats hate the taste of human flesh. If your cat tries to eat your arm every night when you’re trying to fall asleep, post on your profile.

F.E.A.R. Fuck Everything And Run

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating

Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Therapist = The/rapist... Scary thought

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night”

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. (most! its longer than all of them put together!)

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

You think I'm crazy, but really, this is all going on in a deep abandoned facet of your mind, so who's REALLY insane here?"

Damn, foiled again. Back to the batcave

Who cares about your sanity? I found a nickel!

I'm not shy, i'm just quietly plotting you imminent doom.

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this into your profile

People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question, the answer is "HELL YES!"

I'm smiling... that alone should scare you.

Adults always blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think who raised us? Copy and paste if you agree!

If you get a kick out of fire, fireworks, explosions, and things that burn or go boom, copy and paste this into your profile!
PYROMANIA- Pass it on!

I didn't steal it I just borrowed it without permission and with no intention of giving it back...ever...

I've got a shovel and an acre of land. I don't think anybody will miss you.

And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing.

I can speak Canadian Eh.

I write for the same reason i breath...because if i didnt i would die.

"We think a flower on a cliff is beautiful
because we stop our feet at the cliff's edge,
unable to step out into the sky
like that fearless flower."

My plan was perfect. But there was one thing I over-looked. One factor I failed to calculate. He’s a dumb ass.

Six hours later, I still hadn't managed to write a full sentence for the paper due the next morning. However, I did win 7 out of 245 games of Solitaire.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on

Every time I say the word 'diet', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

It's not about waiting for the storm to pass...it's about screaming with the thunder, running with the lightning, and learning to dance in the rain.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

-grabs yardstick- If you don't get this question, then this is going to get shoved up someone's ass. No lube either.

Well behaved women rarely make history.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste it.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this this.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being popular, copy and paste this.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this. (omj i despise them!!)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this.