EmmaLemma
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Joined 04-10-08, id: 1547964, Profile Updated: 02-27-09

Hi, I'm Emma, or you can call me EmmaLemma if you want, or B-Dubs. I live in the USA, in Michigan, and I'm Chinese-ish.

I'm not going to tell you how old I am, because if I do, you might not take me seriously. I am young, yes. Get over it.

The only things I do in my free time is basically read and write, sometimes watch movies, sometimes listen to music, and surf the web. And I like school. It keeps me busy, though it sometimes interferes with writing. I'm also one of those people who pick out the little itsy bitsy details, like if you used the wrong "there, their, or they're". I correct my friends all the time, and I probably will do it to all the fanfics I see, if I can't restrain myself. My friends have gotten used to it by now. I think.

I love to write, but it takes me a long time. I'm working on a story, but I want to finish it and give it to readers bit by bit because I'm just evil, aren't I? No, but really, I don't think I'll be able to stand all the reviews that say "omg update soon!! wuts taking u so long?? lolz", so I'm just going to write my whole story before-hand so that I don't have to rush my chapter-writing... jtlyk (just to let you know), there isn't going to be a story for a long time.

Anyways... yeah. No stories to tell you to read, so... go on doing whatever you usually do, I guess. :)

EmmaLemma

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Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5731 - Favs: 6,798 - Follows: 3,804 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme reviews
Sometimes the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mélange of Twilight and How to Be, with an Artward who so carefully and so softly sneaks under her skin and into her soul. Not your typical E/B romance. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,819 - Reviews: 3181 - Favs: 3,016 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
May and His December by Oxymoronic8 reviews
Years ago, Alice had a vision: Edward would find a mate at Christmas. After decades of trying to dissuade his meddling family by bringing home the vilest girls he can find, Edward happens upon a bitter old woman & awakens to what could've been.AU;OOC;O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 123 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward's Eclipse by vix2020 reviews
For True Edward Fans. An in-depth, accurate portrayal of the heart, mind, and soul of the beloved Edward Cullen as he deals with the complex themes and events taking place during Eclipse. RATED T FOR INTIMACY THEMES/LANGUAGE. CANON. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,782 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Better When I Bleed For You by xxSiLvErDrAgOnxx reviews
When Laurent and Bella cross paths in the meadow, Alice sees that Bella doesn't manage to escape before Laurent attacks her and all goes black. But what Alice can't see is the arrival of the pack, interupting Laurent's meal. 80 years later in Chicago... ::Hiatus::
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,693 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 2,468 - Follows: 2,436 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,595 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
The Vampire of the Opera by Madame Meg reviews
Bella is kind, smart, pretty and living the perfect life. Until Edward Cullen comes along and kidnaps her, that is. Edward is cruel, miserable, in love with Bella Swan and isn't about to let her go that easily. Re-make of The Phantom of the Opera. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,425 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Logic Has Died Weeping by iSparkle616 reviews
Breaking Dawn, condensed. Fourth and final installment in the Twilight Mockery series. Rated, as always, for swearing and blunt honesty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
On the Mend by xiao chan reviews
FINISHED AU: After the brutal murder of her parents, Bella's sent to live in Forks under the Witness Protection Program. Her will to live dwindles with each passing day...but can a sympathetic Edward convince her that life is worth living after all?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,343 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Twilight Fanfiction Etiquette by Insanity's Partner reviews
Everything--And I mean EVERYTHING--there is to know about writing a Twilight fanfiction. I've got it down from Planning, to Summaries, to Grammar, to Other Characters, to Research...and even what to do when you get a writer's block! -Version 3.0-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,792 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Every Father's Sacrifice by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
BD SPOILERS. Just a cute, fluffy little one-shot. Nessie discovers pick-up lines, and her and her mother use them on Daddy. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 177 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
A Tale of Codependency by iSparkle616 reviews
The long-awaited companion to 'Twilight in Five Minutes' and 'Catatonia': a condensed parody of SMeyer's third glittery vamp novel, Eclipse. Rated, again, for swearing & blunt honesty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
You Could Be Mine by xxSiLvErDrAgOnxx reviews
Edward and Bella's wedding night...Can't tell you anything else 'cause that would ruin the story o.O
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
As Bella Sleeps by blondie AKA robin reviews
A Midnight Sun-like one-shot. Edward hears Bella say 'I love you' for the first time. In his words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Catatonia and Impending Necrophilia by iSparkle616 reviews
A companion piece to the beloved Twilight in Five Minutes: a condensed parody of Stephenie Meyers' New Moon. Again, rated for swearing and blunt honesty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Healing Her Wounds by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella never jumped. She never found out about Jacob. In fact, she married Mike Newton. Four years later, she finds herself in a abusive relationship with no way out. What will happen when Edward comes back to her? Can he save her? Will she let him? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,184 - Reviews: 4277 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
Brotherhood by blondie AKA robin reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting the Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Cowritten with the awesomely funny LindaRoo!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
Totality by blondie AKA robin reviews
Various stories from Eclipse written in Edward's POV. Newest addition: Spontaneous Combustion.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,277 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All for the Cause by Lon-Dubh reviews
“Alice had a little bit too much fun fabricating evidence. It’s all been taken care of convincingly, you could probably sue the hotel if you wanted to.” What exactly did Alice do to fake Bella's fall from a hotel window? HumorFamily
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
The Talk by nothingleft reviews
Edward's continuing worry about being with Bella before she's changed leaves him no choice but to have The Talk with Carlisle. Some things are too important to leave to chance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
To Loathe the Twilight Moon by Lady Altair reviews
Nineteen years before Lily Potter died to save her son, Silvia Lupin tried. The short and tragic human life of Remus John Lupin, 1960 1962. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
A Family Matter by Lon-Dubh reviews
AU. 75 years after New Moon takes place, 75 years after Edward leaves Bella, Bella never told him her secret about what he really left behind. Now he comes in contact with another vampire, who is vaguely familiar, but it isn't who you might expect...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,708 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete