lion'slamb01
 Just Some Basic Stuff: Pen Name: lion'slamb01 Country: U.S. Gender: I'm a girl.. Age: 19. Favorite Colors: Red and Black. Favorite Books: Twilight Saga. The House of Night Series. The Vampire Diaries. Favorite Movie: The Twilight Saga. Favorite TV Show: The Vampire Diaries. Hobbies: Reading. Writing. Listening to Music. Suggested Stories: Look in Favorites. Favorite Pairings: Edward & Bella (Twilight) Stereotypes: If you think people should lay off and stop bitchin', put this on your profile. (BOLD = the ones that apply to you) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Found this touching and decided to paste it on my profile. A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. A TWILIGHT SURVEY Which book in the series is your favorite? Breaking Dawn How long did it take you to read the books? Ummm...all together maybe a week and a half. Who introduced you to the books? One of my best friends. Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? I got Twilight for Christmas, but bought the rest. Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie? Midnight Sun! What's your dream ending to the series? Edward and Bella Live happily for the rest of eternity with their familly! Favorites: Who is your favorite character? Edeard/Bella/Renesmee (Sorry, Impossible to Choose.) Who's your favorite vampire? Edward!! Who is your favorite werewolf? Don't really like any. What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? In that moment, as the minister said his part, my world, which had been upside down for so long now, seemed to settle into its proper position. I saw just how silly I’d been for fearing this – as if it were an unwanted birthday gift or an embarrassing exhibition, like the prom. I looked into Edward’s shining, triumphant eyes and knew that I was winning, too. Because nothing else mattered but that I could stay with him. What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? Definatly the Wedding! What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? In Breaking Dawn, when Bella was gonna attack Jacob. How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? In New Moon when Alice comes back. What was your favorite adventure/battle? Edward vs. Victoria Which book cover was your favorite? Twilight Are these books among your favorite books of all? Well DUH!!!! This or That? Twilight or New Moon? Twilight New Moon or Eclipse? New Moon Eclipse or Twilight? Twilight Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun? Midnight Sun. Breaking Dawn's already released. Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie? Midnight Sun. The Twilight Movie was already released. The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn? Breaking Dawn. The movie was okay, but it did not give the book proper justice. Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? Edward! Jacob SUCKS!! Who do you like more: Bella or Edward? Edward. Bella or Jacob? Bella. Bella or Alice? Bella. Alice or Jacob? Alice. Rosalie or Alice? Alice. Jasper or Alice? Alice. Jasper or Edward? Edward. Carlisle or Esme? Esme. Emmett or Jasper? Emmett. Emmett or Jacob? Emmett. Bella or Rosalie? Bella. Esme or Charlie? Esme. Charlie or Carlisle? Carlisle. Charlie or Billy? Charlie. Who's the better villain: James or Victoria? Victoria. Werewolves or Vampires? Vampires all the way!!! In which book did you like Bella's character best? Breaking Dawn, definatly. How about Edward's? Eclipse. Jacob's? Twilight. Cause he was a normal, shy teenage boy. Alice's? Breaking Dawn. If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person? Edward!! You know you're obsessed with Twilight if... You start going up to random people to tell them you want an Edward! You think your next door neighbor looks like a vampire, or he really is a vampire. You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them. You've read Twilight and New Moon at least 5 times each! You check on this site 5 times (or more) a day to see if there's any new Twilight news. You think your best friend's crazy for not reading/liking/becoming obsessed Twilight or New Moon. You give your teachers Twilight and/or New Moon for Christmas. When you see a box labeled "Forks", you think there's something imported from Forks, Washington in there. Twilight has ruined any and all future reading for you. You use Twilight for every single school project that pops up. You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward. You have nothing to do, so you go to www.stepheniemeyer.com and count along with the Breaking Dawn countdown. You have seriously considered cliff diving. At the zoo, you give the wolves a wide berth. Whenever someone asks how your food is, you say, ‘Well, it’s no irritable grizzly…’ Any time you hear the name Edward, you spin around going ‘WHERE?’ Anyone with pale skin and strange eyes is subject to strange looks from YOU It’s perfectly acceptable to camp outside the bookstore for Breaking Dawn. Harry Potter is old news. You've added 'Volturi,' 'Volterra,' and 'Quileute' to your computer dictionary. You jump at the chance to move to small, rainy towns. People with extremely good looks and nice clothes are subject to RVT (Random Vampirism Tests) It's normal to hold 'Bella MUST BE CHANGED' protests in the middle of large cities. You create Random Vampirism Tests, which usually involve you, a knife and an artery. Hot doctors are subject to RVTs. No exceptions. Anyone who listens to Debussy/Muse/Claire DeLune is subject to glaring. You aren’t scared of thunderstorms, you just wonder where they’re playing baseball this time. It’s perfectly acceptable to edit your thoughts. It’s perfectly acceptable to carry around a vial of animal blood, JUST IN CASE you get changed. I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY And most of all I'M SORRY YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. dogs are better than cats It's hilarious when people get hurt. TOTAL: 13 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. TOTAL:12 Child Abuse: My name is Sarah, I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mummy Would still want to hug me I can't speak at all I can't do a thing wrong Or else I'm locked up all the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just- Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, and my daddy continues With more bad words spoken "I'm sorry!", I scream But its was much too late His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Sarah and I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Her dad was a drunk She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrust the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it's not just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse. Try Not To Cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun,he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother;I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack,I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. One more life that will never love... A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. She was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." You're never alone... 93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it. Don't be one of those people. Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you. Copy And Paste Lessons Learned in Twilight: 1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine. This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!Paste this to your profile if you can read this! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.. If you are obsessed with fan-fiction copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile. 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile. If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever believed (or wished) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've practically memorized Chapter 20 (Compromise) of Eclipse, put this on your profile. ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Mrs. Radcliffe-Efron, XBeautifulbabe405X Hollywood x Blondie, stessa, jade-kwl-name-eva, rainbow rocker, ComputerGirl12, Kaylinwriter14, lion'slamb01 If you think flamers should not exist, and there should only be constructive criticism, copy and paste this into your profile Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie or Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your bio if you would be in the 8 percent laughing at them. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer 98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (all the time) If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn! That was fun!' For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile. REMEMBER WHEN .. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (it was actually fun, sadly enough.) If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile 98 percent of the teenage population has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you dance in the shower, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile. If someone you thought was your best friend betrayed you, stabed you in the back, embarrassed you, made you cry on purpose, or told bunch's of people your secrets post this on your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile. My name is Beth and I am a FanFiction Addict. If you're a FanFiction Addict, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you kinda think mosquitoes are a little bit cooler now because they suck blood (which makes them kinda like a vampire) copy this into your profile. if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If you refer to yourself in the third person, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile If you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your profile If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. 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