Name: Steve

Age: 18

Music: Rap, Hip Hop, R&B, Reaggeaton (yes, I speak good Spanish), and Bob Marley

Sports: Pro Football (Go Eagles!) But I run track and cross country in college. :) and Boxing...Miguel Cotto is da shit.

Avatar is the best show on TV. Cartoons started to get bad until Avatar saved them. I am for Kataang but I dont hate on Zutara fanfics, some are really good. O/C Blade. I have been making fanfics with him since 7th grade and im a soph in college. So i like to use him alot. :D I dont use him always though. My imagination is huge. Jack Sparrow is the best character ever created lol. Read my fanfics and let me know what you think! I would love to read yours too.

Quotes: "Why is the rum always gone?...Oh...Thats why..." -Capt. Jack Sparraow

"Your mad!" (Lord Beckett) "Thank goodness for that because if I werent, this would probably never work." -Capt. Jack Sparrow

“Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality . Wake Up and Live!” -Bob Marley

“Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold...” -Bob Marley

“If you get down and quarrel everyday, you're saying prayers to the devil, I say” -Bob Marley

"Will tell me something. Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressing damsel? Er... rather damsel in distress? Either one." -Capt. Jack Sparrow

She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman." -Capt. Jack Sparrow

"I shall hereby do my best to kidnap you!" -Zidane, FF9

"I dont know what you are feeding him, but he is TOO DAMN BIG!" -Chris Tucker, Rush Hour 3

"Get that repulsive bug off the throne immediately, and call the regent!" -Steiner, FF9

"Lee, let me introduce you to Carter's new theory of criminal investigation: follow the rich white man." - Chris Tucker, Rush Hour 2

"I will bitch-slap you back to Africa." -Jackie Chan, Rush Hour 2

"All right, listen up! All the Triads and the ugly women on this side, and all the fine women on this side, right now!" -Chris Tucker, Rush Hour 2

"to Lee at a massage parlor What's wrong with you man? You dont step in front of a black man at a buffet line! Calm Down!" Chris Tucker, Rush Hour 2

"Im bout to whoop yo ass! You! Me! Him! Jus lemme bust his ass Lee!" Chris Tucker, Rush Hour 3

" Lee I got a big problem man this guys on steroids! His head is as big as Barry Bonds!" -Chris Tucker, Rush Hour 3

"No. You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy?" -Capt. Jack Sparrow

“No! If we don’t have the key, we can’t open whatever it is we don’t have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don’t have, without first having found the key that unlocks it?” -Capt. Jack Sparrow

"Come oooooon...how do you expect to beat me?" -Raphael, Ninja Turtles

"Wise men once said, 'Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.'" -Michaelangelo, Ninja Turtles

"Watching a "Tortoise and the Hare" cartoon on TV You believe this guy? Come on, Ninja kick the damn rabbit! Do something!" -Michaelangelo, Ninja Turtles

"A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me... you didn't pay money for this." -Raphael, Ninja Turtles

"baiting God, I hate punkers... Especially bald ones with green make-up who wear... masks over ugly faces." Casey Jones, Ninja Turtles

"Cricket? Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!" -Raphael, Ninja Turtles

"Hi? I just made Mike Tyson look like a sissy and all you can say is "Hi"?" -Casey Jones, Ninja Turtles

"Yes, Dudes and Dudettes, major leauge butt-kicking is back in town!" -Michaelangelo, Ninja Turtles

"Shoot him and cut out his tongue! Then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard." -Capt. Jack Sparrow