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Joined 04-11-08, id: 1548684, Profile Updated: 01-29-17
Author has written 5 stories for South Park.

Once upon a time a mommy and a daddy loves each other very much, then a Paisley was born! She grew up always feeling different than the other children. She hated pink, she hated chocolate, all things little girls were suppose to like. She never thought it was weird when boys kissed boys or girls kissed girls, and only found out later that it was not "normal".

Paisley had just turned 11 years old when her favorite person, her daddy, died to lung disease. It broke her apart and then she decided her life of going to church and believing in God had all been a lie. This "God" would never be so cruel.

A spell of deep depression cursed her heart and her brain, tricking her into thinking the only way for the emotional pain to stop was to cause physical pain. This was to continue until she was 17, the self-harm that is. The depression would plague her for the rest of her life.

When age 14 approached, she discovered a show called "South Park" and fell in love with the idea that a cartoon was not intended for children, even though that's who all cartoons were for... right? Right? Her love for the show grew and grew. She began asking for the season on DVD for Christmases and Birthdays.

One day in the magical world of the internet she stumbled across a website called fanfiction.net and noticed that there was a section for her newly found favorite show. She discovered fan fiction, fan art, and cosplay all at once. A world she never new existed! It amazed her beyond belief! She began drawing her own sketches and working on her drawing skills. She came up with all these great ideas and found it interesting that in this world of fan fiction, characters could be any age and any sexual orientation the writer wanted. Any pairing was possible and this got the wheels in her head spinning. She decided she would need a name to use on the website and decided upon StansGirl512. After all, Stan was her favorite character and May 12th was her birthday, easy enough to remember. The name would stick forever...

Paisley continued to live most of her free time in this amazing new world for the next several years. She fell in love with one of her best friends and they agreed to marry after high school. The two finally got married on 11.6.16 after moving the date several times and having been engaged for 5 years.

This leads us to now. She is 23, married and still just as different, weird, and crazy as she's always been.

Wanting to do more than just read, hoping to get back into writing, Paisley closes her eyes and tries to let the ideas come... We shall see...

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Saving Rachel Amber by LonesomeBard reviews
When Max and Chloe discover Rachel Amber's body, Max decides to take a chance and photo hop to a point before Rachel went missing with the intention to save Rachel's life. When Max returns, she finds out that things didn't turn out quite as planned.
Life is Strange - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,833 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/6/2018 - Published: 1/18/2017 - Max C., Chloe P., Victoria C., Rachel A. - Complete
I'm Not Gay But My Boyfriend Is by Sadbys reviews
After Craig loses a bet, he becomes tangled up in a sadistic money-making plan to win Tweek's heart. But what happens when the plan backfires?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,202 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/18/2018 - Published: 12/31/2016 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
Ok, Cupid It Isn't Funny Anymore by Courtanie reviews
Years of sabotaging one another's dates and dancing around feelings have led Kenny and Kyle to fall into states of pitiable loneliness. Living under the same roof sure doesn't help the situation, but some vodka might.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,997 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2017 - [Kenny M., Kyle B.] Stan M. - Complete
Save Me by Mekabella21 reviews
Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, and Stan have finally done it. They land themselves in enough trouble where they are to be committed to live in an institution for 30 days. The psych ward stay is just the beginning. Slight Angst, Slight OCC. Stan/Kyle COMPLETE!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,458 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/2/2017 - Published: 1/14/2017 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Daywalkerpox by Zormikea reviews
It's not love. It's not affection. It must be a disease, then. Kyle wonders if it's curable. Kenny knows it isn't.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,740 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/30/2017 - Published: 8/24/2016 - [Kyle B., Kenny M.] Mysterion - Complete
Like It's Her Birthday by ReneyyySprouse reviews
Wendy has a bad habit of being a little uptight. Stan has a bad habit of jumping to anxious conclusions. So just how willing will they both be to change and prove to their friends, to each other, and to themselves how much their relationship truly means to them? A bit smutty, and a bit cute. Stendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,214 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/10/2017 - Published: 9/25/2016 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Kenny finds out by Jezelu reviews
Kyle has gone through years without telling Stan how he truly feels about him. In fact, he has never told anyone that he was gay but a former friend turned enemy soon discovers his secret and soon takes advantage of it. Warning:Some of the characters are unusually mean-spirited. News: The sequel has started "Clyde strike out"
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,128 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 7/31/2016 - Clyde D., Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Stan is Vanilla as Fuck by shecat105 reviews
And I hate him for it. Why, Stan? Can't you have a damn kink like the rest of us?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,275 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2016 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Let Me Know by Mekabella21 reviews
Stan Marsh catches Kyle Broflovski in a compromising situation. Stan tries to figure out the new feelings that arise towards Kyle. Can he continue to friends with him or does he want something more. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Rated M for a reason. COMPLETE!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,705 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 7/2/2016 - Complete
Pleasing falsetto by clotgirl reviews
Kyle wants emacipation from his parents. He (as Ivy) is hired as a shot girl in an upscale NoDoNoPa club by Mr. Paolucci. He has to serve no other than Eric Cartman who seems to have a thing for Ivy. It turns out that Cartman is also employed by Mr. Paolucci, but for a different business altogether. Rated M for explicit language, sex, violence, murder and more adult themes! Kyman
South Park - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,073 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 1/27/2016 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
The Boys by witchlings reviews
It's been four years since Kyle's set foot in South Park and his return at age 18 gives him the chance to make sense of the feelings he had when he was young. If only he could get over a new found distance between him and Stan. StanxKyle, different POVs, previously titled "What Boys Are Made Of."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,272 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M., Wendy Testaburger, Kevin McCormick
Snow by Localism reviews
Craig moves back to South Park after a sever fever erases his childhood memories. What will he uncover when he returns? Will his nightmares subside? Author's note: Will become quite violent and sexual in nature. Mature content warning.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,281 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Clyde D., Craig T., Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Chicken by Vampiracy reviews
Not even that long ago, the thought of doing something even close to this to his best friend had been unthinkable. Now… well, it was amazing how many boundaries were pressed for the sake of competition. OR: Craig and Clyde play gay chicken. A lot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,190 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 9/9/2014 - [Clyde D., Craig T.] - Complete
Some Boys Are Monsters by Eerily reviews
What do you get when you take a love sick puppy and taunt him with all his wildest desires and heated nights of forbidden passion? Why, a monster, of course. At least that's what Tweek has come to believe after confessing his feelings to his taken best friend.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 163,104 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
The Deepest Cuts Don't Bleed by scarylolita reviews
Kyle's eating is disordered and his OCD is slowly getting worse. Craig is letting his philophobia control his life, denying himself anything that might make him happy. Stan is trying to mentally prepare himself for his parents' inevitable divorce. Meanwhile, Kenny is just rolling with the punches, quite literally.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,577 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] [Craig T., Kenny M.] - Complete
Easter Sunday by BattyCore reviews
"Why don't you two get a room?" someone shouts. (Quality summary is quality.)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2014 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] [Kyle B., Stan M.] - Complete
In Pieces by scarylolita reviews
After an accident that resulted in the death of a dear friend, Kyle and Stan went their separate ways. Now in grade eleven, the two boys are forced to work together, giving them the chance to repair what has been broken. Slash, Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,829 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Innuendo by Beyond-BB-Birthday reviews
A series of oneshots, featuring Style, Stenny, Crenny, K2 and Creek!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 25,876 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Craig T., Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
Bromance is for Pussies by inu382 reviews
Stan is tired of the bromance he and Kyle share, and wants more. In his quest for the Jew, he'll enlist a florist, a pervert, a fatass, an environmentalist, a gay man, a melvin, a douche, a turd sandwich, and another Jew. Style, StanKyle, KyleStan
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,586 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Truth and Reality by Koi Carp reviews
Cartman decides to create a reality show of Kyle, Stan, Craig, Tweek, Kenny and Butters living under one roof for 20 days. Slash. Language. Kyle's POV.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,523 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Kyle B., Craig T., Stan M. - Complete
The Scenic Route by hollycomb reviews
The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters. COMPLETE!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 122,344 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Obviously Oblivious by dark-night-sky reviews
Craig and Tweek were never the best of friends, more of friends of friends. But they never really hung out alone, if possible. But after a suggestion from Clyde, the two find their relationship evolving...much to their distaste. Creek/slash. K2.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,882 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Hate by Kymanlvr reviews
There are people in this world that would, upon first glance, have looked at them and called them enemies. A story about Kyle and Cartman, and how a series of events bring them closer together. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,505 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Good Partner by whocares10315 reviews
Stan can't escape the fact that he and Craig are paired up, and maybe doesn't care so much anymore. But now he has to figure out if Craig is going to be a good partner or not…
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Craig T., Stan M. - Complete
You'll Forget by whocares10315 reviews
Kenny comforts a heartbroken Stan, telling him time heals and that he'll soon forget…
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,240 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Possession by Courtanie reviews
Kenny isn't the only one sick of his constant dying. Now a pawn in the Devil's playground, he must fight for himself and a certain Jew to keep them from falling apart. K2 slash; M for...many many reasons
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 472,903 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
I'm Your Type by whocares10315 reviews
Craig Tucker apparently knows far more about Kyle Broflovski than anyone else. Perhaps even more than the redhead himself…
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Craig T., Kyle B. - Complete
Easy Come, Easy Go by Beyond-BB-Birthday reviews
Its the last semester of senior year. Stan and Wendy break up *a lot*, Stan and Kyle have a hidden relationship, Kenny's a slut and Wendy knows Kyle's secret. How will everything come together to make or break their last few months together? Stendy, Style
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,663 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - [Kenny M., Kyle B.] [Stan M., Wendy Testaburger] - Complete
Love isn't a choice it's a reward! by metallicanirvana reviews
My first slash fic ever, Stan loves Wendy but he can't deny his feelings for his best friend. Yeah it's a style or Stan/Kyle. Also includes Wendy/Bebe... uh Wenbe or Bendy! Please rate and review, I'm not an expert at this kind of stuff but... SLASH FIC!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,044 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
It's Always Better When I'm With You by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
Two-shot for Stan and Kyle; a single argument between him and Wendy triggers a chain-reaction in Stan forcing him to confront a side of himself he always pushed away.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,917 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
This Is War by kookygurl82 reviews
The boys get bored, so they decide to play a trick on the girls in their class, after the girls get mad, its war! Will the boys win? Or will the girls give them a taste of their own medicine? DISCLAIMER: I do not own South Park.. As much as I want to..
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,577 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008
Secrets by Loca Bambina reviews
In South Park, keeping up with the who-likes-who can be confusing... especially for Kenny, who happens to be in the middle of it all for some reason.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,506 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Kenny M. - Complete
Why Drinking is Bad For You by youbstrds reviews
It all begins with a fateful bottle of vodka and a drinking game. Stan and Kyle create problems that they cannot keep hidden. Stan/Kyle COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,621 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I Feel So by Brat-Child3 reviews
I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,955 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Life is Better Under a Totalitarian Regime by Seaouryou reviews
The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,640 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
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Which Team Am I On Again? reviews
Stan is having a difficult time coming to terms with himself. He can't seem to stop thinking of his best friend in ways he shouldn't be. He doesn't know what to do or where to turn. He receives help from someone he wouldn't have expected. (Cover image is cosplay between my best friend and I. I own this image, no other persons have permission to use it.)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,173 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/13/2017 - Published: 1/27/2017 - Craig T., Kyle B., Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Three's A Crowd reviews
The idea has been clouding Stan's thoughts for quite some time. Wendy is willing to make a compromise. Best friend for best friend. (Rated for language and strong sexual content) (I know, it's not my best work but here it is.)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Kyle B., Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Pocky reviews
"Heeeey…" He slurs, clearly drunk. "You guys wanna play a gaaaame?" he smirks and pulls out a small box of Pocky. Rating is for language and under aged drinking.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/15/2017 - Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
But It Feels So Right reviews
I knew what I was doing was wrong, very wrong. Did that stop me? Of course not. Why? Because, she's irresistible, that's why. (Cover Image is Cosplay between my best friend and I. Image belongs to me, no other persons have permission to use it)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2017 - [Wendy Testaburger, Kyle B.] Stan M. - Complete
Slice me deep reviews
Just a one shot. I figured i should do something Wendy/Kyle since there are few stories like that. It is rated T for violence.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Kyle B., Wendy Testaburger - Complete