Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

When she thinks no one is looking, Petunia slaps three year old Harry while stuck in traffic. Mafia Lord Salvator Diadone notices and takes action. This is a Harry grows up in the mafia story, with a bit of a twist.

A freak training accident leads to Genesis discovering the family he never knew he had.

Time Travel. Things were going bad, the planet sent them back as a last ditch effort. One thing it didn't account for was Zack's stupidity. (I'm so sorry... its on hiatus...T.T)

'My friend, your desire is the bringer of life, the gift of the goddess' Harry stared down at the rare purple and white apple sitting innocently on his potions desk; unlike the others he did know what this was. a Banora white. "Genesis.." - summary inside

Waking up in an unfamiliar place and gaining a new 'body', Harry was thrust into another world by the Gatekeeper of the Veil. Harry now known as Henrikas, have to survive in the new world as he obtains his memory that was suppressed by his so called loving 'family' and 'friends'. He never thought that he will see familiar faces along the way. Dark!Creature!Cannibal!Deaged!Harry.

What if Voldemort kidnapped Harry instead of killing him?

Sometimes, we have to deal with the unexpected and make the best of a bad situation. How will Roy handle it when his life is no longer his own and now he has to care for a 5yr old son he didn't even know he had. As father and son grow together, they will collide every step of the way.

November 11 finds BK-201 all beaten and blood covered. Instead of capturing BK-201, November 11 decides to nurse BK-201 back to his perfect condition. Discovering BK-201 more he feels attracted to the contractor, in more ways than one. November 11xHei, YAOI!

Six years old Cloud Strife was only minding his own business, but randomly getting an older brother was kind of awesome. Even if he now lived inside his head and claimed his name was Cloud Strife too. Time-travel with a twist, slow-building SephirothxAC!Cloud.

Harry Potter meets some very interesting people in his youth, they help him grow to be someone the Wizarding World never expected. Dumbledore will realize sometimes the best plans don't go how you want them to.

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

An orphan and an outcast, living two lives that should never have intercepted. However what could happen if a nudge forces these worlds to collide? With a new name and a new father will the Boy-Who-Lived accept what Fate marked him for? A Bruce Banner/Harry Potter father/son relationship. Skip to Chapter 13 for the start of the Avengers.

Harry's now going into his 3rd year again & it's getting complicated. Sirius still escaped & Harry has to deal with Slytherin politics & some extra timetravel on top of old drama. Rescuing Sirius is the number one mission, but things keep reverting & Harry is worried he can't change a Thing. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 3rd in series. Rated M coz I'm paranoid. It all belongs to Jo!

Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.

The last thing Cloud wants, when given the chance, is to do it all over again. Instead, he chooses the normal life. After all, a Janitor could never save the world. But... well, it all starts with the General's coffee machine. TimeTravel C/S domCloud

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.

When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1976, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter, 1976

Harry Potter was abandoned at a early age, but was found and given to a local street gang, how will Dumbledore and co. react to a fully independant Potter, uncooperative Potter, a drug taking, hard rock playing, Muggle Minded Potter? Rewrite of the story

What could possibly be behind that steel door. Sephiroth had to know. Not just for curiosity as much as a need. A feeling in his gut. The appealing glow of that neon light spoke to him. It told him that the glow would give him something. He didn't know what it was, but he wanted it. (lil Sephy)

Alucard and Seras are sent to infiltrate a boarding school

Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.

Father Harry Potter. A child who has been given a holy sanction to do what he must. Beware Magical World. The Palidin Child is coming.

Chocobos, guns and Mako are never a good combination. So what happens when Cloud finds that out the hard way? He goes back in time, of course! Will Cloud fix everything and stop this world from falling to its future doom? Or will he simply postpone the inevitable? A time-travel fic! There will be no romance here! Rated T because if you've played this, you should already be a teen.

Getting your soul nearly sucked out by Dementors was never fun, what was even worse? Remembering a past life where you went insane and made your friends do the same. Harry Potter remembers his life as the Ex-Commander Genesis, while trying to sort out his memories and figure out exactly how he died, Harry runs into some old friends he never thought he'd see again, new life or not.

Set when Cid, Tseng and Sephiroth were all teenagers. Cid is rescued by the Turks after years of abuse from kidnappers. Tseng thinks that by taking him to Nibelhiem, the blonde can finally get a chance to recover from his horrific experience but it seems

Sephiroth was reincarnated as Harry Potter. He has known this from a young age. Watch as he changes the world using his knowledge. Smart!Harry, Reincarnation!harry and others

Dr. Hannibal Lecter isn't what he seems. He's a monster wearing a well-tailored person suit. And when he gets his hands on young Harry Potter the wizarding world will never be the same.

A series of one-shots on how I think various Hellsing characters would behave if they met each other as children. To quote Girlycard from Hellsing: "When you get down to the nitty gritty... this kind of thing's a kid fight. So look, we're kids!"

Young Sephiroth only wanted someone to trust absolutely. The Planet only wanted to prevent the death of the Lifestream. Cloud didn't want anything to do with this 'second chance'. Fate doesn't like to play nice. Timetravel. Crossdressing. Mentor!Fic.

A bridge breaks, a General saves one of his men, and a dragon leaves him blind. What's a cadet to do? Cloud/Sephiroth, written for the glorious Tomowowo, continued for all of you! [Discontinued. Incomplete.]

AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.

Tom Riddle was fully expecting to stay in hell forever. But the brat-who-lived and friend has, of course, come along with an offer too tempting to refuse. Albus Dumbledore was fully expecting Harry Potter's name down for the next year at Hogwarts. He just wasn't expecting two Dark-Lords to be enrolling as well. Time-travel -sort of- and FemHarry

Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.

Hadrian Avaric, infamous child partner to a sadistic muggle serial killer, turns out to be Harry Potter, twin to the Boy-Who-Lived and son of war heroes Lily and James Potter. The twisted twelve-year-old they take home can only anticipate the inevitable blood bath as he watches the foolish wand-users, darkness roiling beneath his skin. Twin!Fic Dark!Harry Maybe? Wrong!BWL

Gaia makes a mistake when trying to purge Calamity's son from the Lifestream. Instead of destroying Sephiroth, She sends him into the past. A past where his life and destiny are changed completely. Time travel/AU

Vincent runs away towards home. [Father/son relationships, general dysfunction, darkness and fluff.]

A secret lies in Anderson's unknown past. Familiar yet unfamiliar places, a forgotten brother. What will Anderson discover as slowly the wall holding back his memories breaks down throughout his journey through the nightmarish adventure of the war with Millennium and Hellsing?

"I came to ask you something Captain," Alucard inquired smoothly. "I'll do my best to answer it then," Pip said. "I wanted to offer you…oh how do people put it now…" the vampire mumbled to himself for a moment, "sex with no strings attached?" Pip/Alucard, eventual AlucardxPipxSeras

When November caught sight of him for the first time, it was completely by accident. Bumping into an unsuspecting stranger while holding a piping hot cup of coffee wouldn't be the smartest thing he had ever done... Eventual NovemberxHei

Harry has been officially dead for millennia but with living forever comes boredom. So one day he decides to investigate a rumour about an empath that the dead are drawn to. In the body of a child he finds his empath and his interest is peaked The souls of the murdered haunt Will. But Harry can change that and so can one good doctor apparently. Even if he is a cannibal Harry finds

The Lupins fear Greyback's revenge will not stop with Remus, but might spread to his little sister Hermione. They make an unorthodox decision to protect their daughter without telling their son. Remus has been looking for his sister ever since. Time travel, AU, EWE, NON-CANON SHIPS (underline this bit 8,000 times), etc. Please see warnings.

A little look at what might have been if Harry had been stolen... erm, I mean, found by a certain roguish cauldron smuggler the night he was left at the Dursleys.

Yr 2: Harry has returned in time after one too many things went wrong, his careful plans have been messed up, so he's trying a few new things. He's searching for the diary, but while things are similar, his presence has altered enough to keep him on his toes! No pairings. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 2nd in series. Rated M because I'm paranoid. Everything belongs to Jo!

Harry and Hermione move to 221b in order to escape the scrutiny of the Wizarding World and The Weasley's betrayal. There they meet a certain detective and his blogger.

This story deals with a version of Harry Potter that is absolutely brilliant, comparable with Sherlock, and what happens when he moves into one of the flats at 221 Baker Street.

Alucard goes missing after crossing into Scotland. Anderson's struggle with loneliness leads him to give into caring for a wild vampiric child, and perhaps he won't have to be alone this Christmas. Unusual AAxA

Cloud hates Halloween. Especially when the universe decides to surprise him in the middle of his least-favorite night of the year. [Discontinued. Unfinished.]

Time Travel-As the planet dies, its last survivors Cloud and Genesis are sent back to stop the events that led to its destruction. Yaoi

Harry says his first word. It's not what you might expect.

Harry Potter is living an unhappy life at age 27. He is forced to go on an Auror raid, when the people he saves are not who he thinks. With one last thing in his life broken, he follows through on a plan for Time-travel, back to his past self. Things were not as they once seemed. Slytherin!Harry. Dumbledore and order bashing. No pairing YET. Book one. (The world belongs to Jo!)

Harry was de-aged in a blotched potion during the last battle by a stupid rat. With his dogfathers blessing he went to Japan where there are laws against harrasing celebrites. There he was roped into being the first ever drama teacher at Ouran. Finding love was never something he thought he could do, but somehow he couldn't resist. Warning:Slash alert!

A private school is built in honor of the Hellsing Organization. Both being seventeen years old, Alucard and Walter's sole duty is to protect Integra and the other students that attend at all costs. Not your typical Highschool fic, inspired by SKINS, all the humor and drama of teenage life is packed into this. A/U and rated M for language and sexual scenes.

Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror

"The Bird of Hermes is our name, Eating thy wings to make us tame" Alucard isnt the only long living Vampire, oh no, there's a few more out there and one is making her presence known. Hey, every "No Life King" needs his "No Life Queen"... Alucard x (Vampire!)Reader

It's easy to forget that the elite of SOLDIER are mere teenagers, powerful though they are they are prone to acting their age, especially a sugar addicted Sephiroth. Yaoi Gen x Seph, Cloud x Tseng, story is better i promise i such as summaries.

Alucard is loosing teeth. Seras is going out alone. This began as a one shot, but is ending up to be a full-blown story.

Zack's grave gets visited by someone else too. Post-AC. Rated to be safe.

When the Hellsing Organization is in dire need of help, Integra comes up with a way to ask for help. The Vatican's.Both parties could become more powerful than they already are when united. They could help, and they do with a contract. But what would happen if said contract happened to be a marriage contract..? Rated M for later chapters. MxM, Yaoi. Forced marriage.

Oneshot, slight AU. As if the SOLDIER training regime wasn't cruel enough, things start getting out of hand for the poor blonde from Nibelheim when rumours of a murderous cadet begin circulating through the ranks. How will poor Cloud Strife survive when even the SOLDIERS themselves are afraid? Rated T for language.

Sephiroth and his friends are college students on winter break and out of boredom, they decide to venture into the supposedly haunted house of one mysterious Vincent Valentine. YAOI Top!Vincent/Bottom!Sephiroth Top!Cloud/Bottom!Seph

A young Walter walks through the gates of Hellsing and into a new life, with new friends.

Cloud is sent back to his cadet days. Now not only does Gaia's Champion have to deal with his adolescence with an all-new cynicism, he also has Dead-Aerith and Dead-Zack constantly intervening on his and Sephiroth's behalf. Cloud/Sephiroth, Aerith/Zack

An adopted Harry Sutcliff Potter at his first year at hogwarts. Will Knowing about shinigami and all sides of DEATH change anything? Well as long as he's got his hair and make up right im sure he'll be fine but I'm not so sure about others. WARNINGS: there may be deaths but it won't be at the centre of the plot and general Grellness.

When Cloud messes with a prototype 'materia accelerator' in the ruins of Shinra HQ, he is sent back in time to when he first joined the Shinra Electric Power Company. He wants this second chance to count, but there are rules and they cannot be broken. Also, Zack is very distracting. Inspired by a quote from Doctor Who. Post-game, pre-AC, breaks CC canon. Gen.

After a mission Seras finds a doll and is heartbroken that a child died. She is confused when Alucard takes the doll with him but she doesn't ask anything. However when she spots him sneeking off in the morning she gatheres Integra, Walter and Pip to follow him and they are all shocked to learn about a tradition he has had for ten years.

Sebastian thinks back on how Bard's language used to be when he first arrived at the manor. And the punishment he had to use to force him out of it. Rated M for language.

Requested by Alphonseelric22! Vincent is an exotic dancer called Sin at his father's failing club, Heaven. One night, a man makes him an offer he can't refuse: become his for a month and he'll keep the club from going under. ValenWind! Lemons to come!

Boredom is something that Harry never wants to feel again, so he runs. But he never thought that he would find his life turned upside down and inside out. Dealing with the Mafia and having a sugar crazy detective added to the mix.

Sebastian is a mere servant. One Hell of a Butler he may be, but he's *still* a servant. When the Young Master wakes up the servants with nighttime screams, Bard opens his Big Fat Mouth and asks Sebastian why he doesn't go help the screaming earl. "I cannot do anything...I have not been called." Drabbley oneshot, implied SebaCiel, and OOC.

So, Zack agreed to go back in time to change a few things, yeah? And usually, in all the numerous Time Travel fics, the actual time traveling turns out okay. Unfortunately for Zack, he's still kinda, you know, dead. So how the heck's that gonna help?

Time Travel. Cloud goes back in time to change things for the better. He'll have help, but will it be enough? Will be slash later on. There will be other slash and het pairings that will be noted as they come up.

Time travel. Tseng's given everything he had to the Company. Just when he doesn't think there is anything left to give, Rufus decides it is time to change the past. And Tseng's just the person to make it happen.

What started as a game between lovers turns into an all out war for Dominance over the other. As personal life and business start to collide, will these two violent lovers ever solve their problem? Perhaps some outside help would be beneficial...or not. M/M. Multiple pairings.

What were MeyRin, Bard and Finni doing while Sebastian was in young master's bedroom tightening Ciel's corset...? One-shot. Kuroshitsuji. Rated T just to be safe, you never know's on here..

over a hundred years have passed since Sephiroth's fall from grace, the world is at war and the planet is dying, Jenova destroying and tainting the life stream. to protect herself the planet must right all that went wrong in the past.time/t SXG T xC RXR

When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.

After they managed to rescue Walter from The Millennium Organization and de-brainwash him, Walter has to live with the guilt of his betrayal…but being captured had it’s perks, such as his newly regenerated body...AlucardxWalter.

Sephiroth had been waiting for an equal his whole life, but he had certainly not been expecting this bizarre man who is against Shinra but not really, and whose secrets are seriously pissing him off. Maybe it's time for a change of scenery. CxS

After the war Harry set about making sure that all those who suffered at the hands of Voldemort are remembered in some way, including the muggles. He starts with one of the greatest injustices: the murder of the riddles and the man framed for that murder. Hope you enjoy.

Growing up in the Shinra Labs left little room to learn what it was like to be a human. Sephiroth might be the greatest swordsman, but what do Angeal and Genesis find out he can't do? Rated M for Language,Guy on Guy lovings and other goodies. Please R&R!

In midst of a mission to Romanian, Walter explains how he came to be a butler, his family life and the reason he uses wire as a weapon.

Sephiroth and Genesis battle an unwelcome intruder.

An argument between Alucard and the Angel of Death that leads to Alucard's re-sealing before the events of the manga.

Cloud is being stalked, and it's getting beyond creepy. And when Zack suggests a movie night with said stalker, it really doesnt seem like fun. a AGSCZ fic

Arthur summons Walter to his office to discuss something that has eluded him for 10 long years...and it seems to pertain to Alucard.

Hindsight is 20/20, but when Harry's last steps into the forest set him back further than he'd ever thought, he never realised how grateful he'd be to have Snape there to help too. Mentor/guardian fic, time travel, but not cliched.

Alucard takes Anderson to the movies thinking he needs a break, when Alucard needs a source of entertainment and Anderson isn't paying attention, things turn heated and enjoyable for both when Alucard finds something to do. AxAA YAOI!

Zack and Sephiroth talk women; hot women to be exact. Sorta... One-shot. For Skibalovesya.

Not Going To Finish What happens when Walter, Seras, and Alucard is forced to go to America? Comedy! Rated M for pervy humor, story is mostly about Walter but Alucard, Seras, and maybe even Anderson find their way in. My first story, please don't be too harsh!

Harry ran away with three of his close friends when they are all mistreated by family. His brother is thought to be the BWL. Ten years latter they are caught and brought to be back with the families they hate. Not a smart move when they're highly trained!

Seras, who's dealing with her own love problems, reawakens a deep hatred in the old Hellsing butler.

Meet Dominic Morgan; drug dealer, pimp and underground crime boss. He is also known as Harry Potter; twin brother to the Boy Who Lived. As the war begins to rage, the light side decides it needs it's lost kin, but he isn't coming back without a fight...

Even the most intense and serious of men can have tickle fights.

Enrico would never admit it when he wanted attention, but he always demanded it.

Cloud inherits the house of his dreams after his Great-Uncle Hojo dies, and he thinks that finally, things might be looking up. It's too bad that he's not the only one inhabiting the mansion. ASGZC. **title changed momentarily-not permanent!**

Sephiroth tries to break free from the lifestream, but something goes wrong this time through... Tifa/Cloud AU/AR WAFF and some Dark...Rating my go up but it's doubtful. PUT ON HOLD! Check profile for info.

On Hiatus till my brain starts working again. Arthur Hellsing has brought home somebody new- and Alucard isn't allowed to feed on this human. Takes place before The Dawn.

Iscariot takes things one step too far, and Integra gets the chance to see another side of her loyal servant.

AKA: Why Alucard was locked up in the basement. Arthur's "three musketeer" partying group is abruptly disbanded after an old Romanian woman comes screaming into his office and performing voodoo on him.

Rufus became the new president, and he had his eyes on Tseng. By using his powers, he managed to conquer Tseng's body. But what about Tseng's soul? Tseng had already fallen for someone. Will Rufus be able to finally conquer Tseng's soul? WARNINGS insides

What would happen if Hellsing,Iscariot, and Millennium were in grade school? What crazy, dangerous and stupid things will they do? Can Abraham handle them for a whole school year? Well find out how he handles Alucard and the gang w/out loosing his sanity!

Walter is saved by Hellsing after the Major's War but with his previous status damaged by treachery and Alucard settling scores for past grievances with him, can Walter - with all his new power as a vampire - resist abusing his new strength when things start to get ugly for him at Hellsing? And how will Integra and Seras deal with the returned Angel of Death? CURRENTLY RE-EDITING

No one ever told him because they thought it was obvious. Twenty years later, she returns to haunt him. Inspired by the play "M Butterfly" by David Hwang; rated M for mild language and sexual conduct. WalterxGirlycard

Abraham baptizes Alucard. Pure fluff, one-shot.

Extended from a Oneshot. Post Dawn era, Walter tries to make things run efficiently and properly at Hellsing but Sir Arthur thinks he's too uptight for his age and a female Alucard has her own ideas on how to help Walter unwind... W x GC

Harry was no one compared to his brother Daniel Potter, he ran away when he was 5 and no one cared, but he's back and now everyone wants them on there side, but he's on a side of his own, a rebels side. Discontinued. Rewritten as the Underground.

Can't a card game be just a card game? Not with a vampire and a battle butler thrown into the mix! There's dignity riding on the line for this game.

In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.

AU: What if Harry grew up neglected by his parents? What if he had been kidnaped by Voldemort and raised as his dark heir? Read and find out!

-UNDER CONSTRUCTION.- This story is currently in a rewrite. The rewrote version will be out sometime this month. Excuse me for the inconvenience. And thank you for all your reviews.

Harry's encounter with Tom in the chamber never really went according to plan...

Alucard tells young Walter and Arthur Hellsing a bedtime story. A little odd, but don't hold it against me

Five minutes pass before the neighbors decide to call triple nine; another ten before the fire-engine arrives. The Dursleys were dead long before that. Psychopath!Intelligent!Harry.

Oh Sephiroth! Time to babysit your brothers! A day out of Sephiroth's younger life.

Seras and Alucard run into Anderson during a normal shopping trip and the results from Andersons weapon are ..shall we say odd.

Kanami takes her friend out for her birthday to a Host Club where Li is working. Li-kun/Misaki

Alucard and Seras Victoria are reduced to forms they should never have been able to return to. Anderson enters the story as both of the vampires are at his relative mercy...

What would be the two Hellsing killers' relationship like if they were to live next door to one another? GC X YW Will take the form of a series of unrelated short stories.

Cloud and Tifa discover a mysterious materia. Its properties are unknown, and at first they believe that it is useless, that is until upon touching the glowing orb, it sends Tifa thirty-five years into the past before the events that led to the world crisis they faced in FF7. There she meets Vincent...Summary continued inside

What else did Harry use the diary for in CoS and how will it change events...

A confrontation on a Tokyo rooftop goes wrong, leaving Misaki in the hands of BK-201. Or is that a good thing?

He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.

It's safe to assume that Walter C. Dornez's methods of interrogation most likely do not comply with the standards set by the Geneva Convention.

WWII. Young Alexander goes to war because he wants to be a hero, but he finds something much more important. Note that there's a difference between Girlycard and Alucard proper. Rated for Themes.

after a car crash left cloud a orphan,he was taken in by his supposed brothers whom he had never heard of.everything was good until he found out that his brothers are really perverted and into him!whats cloud to do?YAOI!story will get better later!promise

A alternative to the beginning of Hellsing OVA 3, when Alucard dreams of Abraham van Hellsing's rant about the No Life King's downfall. Alucard attempts to hide his pain, while a certain draculina seeks to comfort him. Rated M for future lemon. Review!

Little flashback from happier days.

Even Light’s plans don’t take spontaneously changing gender into account. Fortunately, he can adapt.

Harry has been neglected by his family and ignored. He has been spending his time reading and learning about magic. He even constructed his own wand/staff. After learning he has been disowned, Harry learns of new titles and plans vengeance.

Alucard, Anderson, Seras, Yumie, and Henkel must wait for a meeting between the Iscariot and Hellsing to end while being confined to a room...together...what happens when Seras cracks under pressing boredom?

Walter has been keeping quiet for too long; his long held secret must be told!

OC. Young Walter. Where Alucard discovers the disadvantages of wearing a skirt, Walter pines for true love, and Sir Hellsing is absolutely smashed. Parody of Romance... of sorts.

Radu, a mysterious figure from Alucards past, comes in the picture with his eye on Seras and vengence. How will Hellsing treat it's new enemy? How will Alucard?

Integra Hellsing has a dangerous weapon; her maniac vampire pet Alucard. How she deals with her pet if rewards won't do? Then it comes to punishment. The problem is how could you punish a No Life King who won't feel pain and cannot die? One Shot. Review!

My friend and I wrote this on MSN, and thought you guys would enjoy it. Crudely written Young WalterxGirlycard smut.

he is a child that no longer belongs to the world...he has been swallowed by the mouth of the devil...contains Abraham van Hellsing, Arthur Hellsing, Alucard, and Walter

In which Vincent is no longer King of the Angst Muffins, Tseng actually helps for a change, Chaos comments, Reno is possessive, and Cloud does not approve- except when Tifa hits him. Rated for alcohol and men liking other men...a lot.

It didn't take Islands long to realize that Arthur had gone insane. Pre-Dawn and Dawn era.

Pip is just enjoying a good old smoke when a little vampire pops up out of no where to bother him, but is it just his imagination at work? Or is Alucard screwing with his head? Alucard makes Pip's life a living nightmare. Girlycard and Pip.

Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?

Anderson and Alucard meet one another in a bar as they target the same vampire...mature theme

Father Alexander goes for a night time stroll, but he's not alone...Alucard shows up to teach him the finer points of sin.

Abraham van Hellsing, Alexander Anderson, and Alucard...Anderson falls one hundred years into the past. Warning: mature theme, language, and some gore...

Alexander Anderson and Alucard...what happens when Anderson is the odd one out and the vampire is wearing a dress? hint: I would never put the male Alucard in a dress

Arthur Hellsing x Alucard...Girlycard has a chore cleaning up after a drunk master...

Walter goes outside for a smoke to relax a little bit. Will he get his well deserved moment of peace? Dawn era.

Sequel to Fallen Angel “Good Evening Sir Integra.” “Good Evening Walter, ” was said automatically as the tea tray was set on her desk. “How good is he?” She couldn’t help her curiosity from getting the best of her. F observer Yaoi, MATURE for a reason!

Integra gets to punish Alucard and Anderson...

Aftermath/Sequel to Sadist and Masochist. Walter decides to teach Alucard a lesson for leaving him 'high and dry'. S&M,Yaoi, read warnings for some understanding. Rated MATURE for a reason

Alucard had finally done it. He had finally taunted and teased his master into giving in to a more carnal nature. Too bad he didn’t even contemplate this possible outcome. MATURE Male torturing Male, Yaoi hinting. Female observer

Oneshot of Walter and Alucard's first meeting. Set in pre-Dawn.

Alucard has to save an orphanage, but Anderson is already there and some how it becomes quite a comical predicament and later some AndersonxAlucard

Walter x Alucard Walter discovers Arthur's relationship with the vampire...

Anderson x Alucard AAxA Forced to go on a series of missions together, Anderson and Alucard suffer the inconvenience of poorly laid out hotel rooms...

Alucard quietly indulges in delicious pain.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

One-shot. While Integra's out of the country, Seras finds something very unexpected in her master's chamber. Is it true that, "While the cat's away, the mice will play."... or is something else going on?

Snape gets into the halloween spirit, so we know what will happen to the poor students. There's a small crossover with Hellsing. Who will save the students from snape? read to find out. Its also under The Halloween Spirit

Seras wakes up one night to an amazing sight.

Walter's weapons are often compared to dental floss. But what fourteen-year-old actually flosses? Young Walter, Girlycard

Life is just a cycle of vicious traditions.

Its Harry’s primary schools fifteen year reunion, but now he’s successful, handsome and has a happy family. How will his previous classmates react to seeing such a different Harry Potter from the ten year old orphaned pushover? please RR.

It all started with that damn glass. T for language. One-shot FOR NOW. Thinking of making this a bunch of drabbles with Integra being a few different ages and Alucard... Well, being Alucard. Tell me what you think please!

Walter gets Alucard a "cat" for their anniversary. A cat that is everywhere and nowhere. A crack fic

Seph has moved to a new school. Cloud & the other students don't seem to care for him, Mr. Hojo seems to like him too much, & his parents have someone picked for him. Will Seph & Cloud find love despite all that's set against them? PLZ R&R! THIS IS YAOI!

Abandoned at a young age by his parents for his brother, Harry runs away from the orphanage and lives on the streets. Now at the age of 14 he is known as the Street King, leader of the Saints. And now Dumbles learns of his mistake. DarkHarry StrongHarry

They all blamed Cloud for destroying the city during the fight with Bahamut. As if he needed that... Now, Vincent would never say it, but he really cared for the blonde, he wanted to help him, and he would. One-shot VincexCloud yaoi with bondage goodness

A man who can kill with wires was once a boy. And just how did the boy become that man?

Alucard is reminded of his experience with sodomy, not only with the Turks, but with Abraham. ABRAHAMxALUCARD rape, mention of rape, light loving slash AKA yaoi, twisted irony, dark humor and a hint of ALUCARDxINTEGRA but only slightly.

What is Integra to do when she has to deal with the worst possibility with dealing with the worst thing she ever feared. Read to find out.

Walter and Alucard strike a deal regarding the de-aged butler's taste in music. AU; possible Manga 8 and 9 spoilers. Implied AxW. Complete

From my experience with my friend's siblings, whether younger or older, brothers or sisters, they tended to make one's life living hell. And I was about to get three. AU Kid!Fic, written from young Sephiroth's POV.

Harrys brother was falsely named the-boy-who-lived. He was left with the hateful muggles and ran away, now at the age of 16 he is one of the best contract killers ever, god forbid when his 'family' finds out. Up for adoption, send message if you want it

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.

Alucard is trying to make Walter guess something crucial, but will Walter understand before it's too late? Slight Girlycard X Walter

Well, you want to write a Hellsing fanfic? Great. But AVOID what is written inside here, FOR HIRANO'S SAKE! UPDATED! CHAPTER 5 - Cliffies and smut!

Dumbledore, against his better judgement, decided to allow Alastor Moody custody of the Potter scion. Years later, he has to reap the whirlwind. Oneshot.

a list of things HP simply MUST do before dieing at the hands of LV. WARNING, cynical views may not be for everybody.

Cursed to walk the Earth as a girl, Alucard's only wish is to be free from his torment. Until one day, he meets Walter... Girlycard x Walter AU

What if Zack had been able to save his General from falling off the deep end at Nibelheim? The great war with Wutai was over, so now what? The powers that be decide these two merit a special education…off to Shinra Medical School!

Harry at the age of 9 escapes his uncle and aunt's home while their away and meets two men who claim to have known his late grandfather who named harry as his heir. The catch is His Grandfather was a Mafia boss. Darkharry Rated for killing and drugs

A lighthearted One-shot, Dawn Era. Enjoy!

High-schooler Kadaj is used to being the leader - until Sephiroth comes home from college. No slash.

Hermione has taken it upon herself to give Harry 'The Talk'. Ron has taken it upon himself to make sarcastic comments at Harry's expense... Challenge One-shot

All is not quiet on the Wutai front, as Sephiroth and Zack do everything possible to screw off and not run a war.

Alucard and Seras Victoria disagree about a lot of things but on this one issue they must reach a compromise.

Why Alucard is not allowed to Answer the Phone.

Alucard finds something in the library that he is reluctant to let Integra see. Fluff.

A quick drabble between Girlycard and Walter. Read and Review!

Ten-year-old Severus Snape meets his new Foster Father.

In a world where people are all too often owned Hojo sends his prize castrato to make contact with the one band who have always owned their manager, rather than being owned by him. uke and virgin Sephiroth

Expansion on original one-shot. After Seras gives Alucard his first ever Father's Day, Walter contemplates his own relationship with Integra. THE T-SHIRT FINALLY MAKES IT'S DEBUT WITH FATHER ANDERSON!

A one shot that will probably only be funny if you have read Hellsing The Dawn. Arthur and Islands- ness.

Cloud, Zack's four-year-old adopted son, is babysat by Sephiroth. Of course, as it's Zack we're talking about, Sephiroth had no idea he was babysitting or even who Cloud WAS until when both turned up at his door this morning. Headache? unavoidable.

Post dawn Arthur has forgotten Walters birthday and to make up for it invites him to the pub with himself and sir islands

Vincent returns to Wutai for a visit, he goes to meet a certain someone, but someone else appears. Vincent&Tseng

The Daily NonProphet starts an advice column called Ask Peeves, featuring the pissed off, sarcastic advice columnist, Peeves. If you want Peeves to answer one of your questions in a future chapter, write it in a review, send me a message, or email it to m

[DISCONTINUED. Up here for archive purposes only. Written when I was a teenager with terrible writing skills.] Harry's twin, Jayme, got the credit for the Dark Lord's downfall. As a result, Harry is ignored and shunned. Fed up, Harry runs away at nine years old, joins a bunch of street kids and discovers a few interesting things about himself.

Ariana Dumbledore shares her thoughts on Oscar Wilde, Nietzsche, and Gellert Grindelwald's bum. AberforthGoat, AlbusGellert, onesided ElphiasAlbus.

Tseng’s mother has died, and when he returns home for her funeral, he discovers a box of her old letters and diaries. He is at once astounded and made somewhat queasy as, at last, he discovers whom his father is.

Welcome to Hellsing Secrets, where we show you, the viewers, an inside look of Hellsing's most wellgaurded secrets! Is Intagra's paperwork really naughty stories? Is Walter a boxers or briefs man? Find out!

Like all good supervillians Voldemort writes letters to his ascosiates occasionally. Inspired by the story 'Dear Foolish Little Brother'.

Girlycard and Walter find a little book with spells in it. They use one and end up in today´s Hellsing. Watch as the Dawn and Hellsing collide two Walters, two Alucards, distressed Integra, and poor Seras caught in the crossfire.

When Harry turns seventeen he finds something out about his past, well… more like about his bloodline. He decides to make good use of it… starting one death eater at a time... Will be Slash of the HPDM kind!

Sephiroth needs Zack to watch over him while he's sleeping...but why? WARNING: AU, sex, trauma, graphic violence, self inflicted wounds, mature themes, experimentation, character death, uke Seph. ZackxSephiroth. EDITING DUE TO CC. CH 1 AND 2 DONE.

Young Walter and Girly card take a visit to the future, where they encounter their future bosses, enemies, and selves.

Young Walter and Girlycard are on a mission.In a jeep. Accompanied by Sir Hellsing and Islands.Crazyness granted. Fluff also. rated to be sure

There are often times when sleeping people do not want to be woken up, and Walter is no exception. Oneshot.slight YWxGC

They send sarcastic letters to each other... What will happen? By the way i've only edited it, not revised

AU: Vincent is Sephiroth's adopted brother. Ratings may go up... I forgot to put the disclaimer in... so here it is... I DO NOT OWN FINAL FANTASY VII! Will put the disclaimer in chapter 2

Post Dawn. It's Walter's 21st birthday and Artuhr takes him to a special cabaret for his birthday. Islands comes along.

When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'

Dawn era. Walter agrees to play a game of croquet set to Girlycard's rules while things are dull at the estate.

Alucard takes the initiative to win Walter's respect. Set during The Dawn chapters 1 and 4. Slight Young WalterxGirlycard. One shot. Manga ficlet.

Harry is not the Gryfindor Golden Boy any longer. Sarcastic!Harry, Nice!Slytherins, Mean!Gryfindors. Self injury and other dark themes

Out of boredom and an intense craving for attention, Hellsing's vampire butler offers his service to a pair of troubled lovers. For a price. WalterxPipxSeras. One shot. Manga ficlet.

Seras find out why Alucard should never, ever, EVER operate modernday machines... Warning! Some OOCness!

Seras longs to eat regular food. Walter consoles her by telling her what he desires and doesn't think he can have. Animeverse. WxS. ONE SHOT. [C]

Integral wanted Walter back as he used to be the old kind man she had loved as a father. But she only owned a young shell of his former self – a puppet under her strings. Integral x 'Dark' Walter. Manga ficlet. OneShot. Gift requested by Sensoo .

Harry discovers he is the Heir of Grindelwald...the Order blames him for Sirius' death...what will happen?

Walter is alone with a FatBoy Slim CD . . .

Because there aren't enough Alexander Anderson fics. And none with a naked Enrico Maxwell.

Harry and Snape find out they are father and son. But Harry isn't the son and Snape isn't the father. A case against the use of Time-Turners by senile old men.