#I am 17 going on 18#
I was born in December and dang proud of it, since I share my birthday with a genius (Ludwig Van Beethoven, December 17)
I'm musically retarded and can't read a score to save my life... or cook... or swim either...

I live in NZ (that's New Zealand for the idiots out there)
I moved from the Philippines when I was young
My favourite colour is GREEN and am a total dragon fanatic,
although my friends say I'm growing out of it...
Green belt in Karate.
So watch out if you give me a bad comment on one of my stories, learn to sleep with one eye open...

Please comment on my stories
I promise, I won't bite :

Favourite games:

Assassins Creed
Final Fantasy
Sims
Roller Coaster Tycoon
Tekkan
Halo

Favourite anime:

Vampire Knight
La corda d'oro primo passo/secondo passo
Bleach
Naruto
Full Metal Alchemist

A little boy went upstairs to his mothers room and found her putting on make-up.
The mother accidentally said "SHIT".
The little boy aksed; "Mummy, what does shit mean?"
The mother replied; "It means putting on make-up."
The boy then went downstairs to find his dad stuffing the turkey.
The dad accidentally said "FUCK"
The boy asked; "Daddy, what does Fuck mean?"
The father replied; "It means stuffing the turkey."
Later that day the grandparents came over. The little boy opened the door and they asked; "Son, where's your mum and dad?"
The boy replied; "Mum's shitting herself and dad's fucking the turkey"

One day I was gonna make tuna sandwich, but there was no more salmon left

Man: what parking lot are you in?
Woman: C, C as in dog

Younger sister: did you know if you blink your eyes real quick, it's like you're in a disco
Older sister: -epic fail-