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Joined 04-23-08, id: 1558719, Profile Updated: 06-06-08
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

We sent Rob a birthday message on the Cullenists Youtube account, go check out how obessed we are! Just search Robert Pattinson Birthday Project!

Well, I am 15 years old, live in the UAE and spend all my time fantising about a fictional vampire. Yup, I am pretty sad. I like to cook, read and listen to music of the best variety, whatever I feel like listening too! I play electric guitar and love to just strum away. Bob Marley and Muse are, like, totally my favourite bands at the moment. Even though, Bob Marley is a man, rather than a band. But it is Bob Marley and The Wailers, so that is a band.

I run a website with my friends; www.freewebs.com/cullenists , please log on if you have a chance. If we generate enough traffic we may turn it into cullenists.com and that would rock. May even set up a shop or something, if you really like Twilight and have ANY kind of computer skills e.g. graphics,etc. we would totally love for yout to come aboard.

It contains a blog and stuff too, so if you ever want to chat just PM or something! :)

I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I hated writing them, STRESS ATTACK! Jokes, I assure you, it was fun and I hope you like reading them. I'll be adding some funny one-shots soon, too!

Seriously, to everyone who has ever reviewed me, praise or not, thank you. You seriously don't know how good it feels to have someone judge your work and not base their opinions on the author. You guys rock! :)

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If whenever you see a sliver Volvo you run down the street screaming, "EDWARD!", copy and paste this into your profile.

A link to Carlisle's Christmas Costume:

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Artemis Fowl The Big Brother Establishment by Jaffa-Cake-Queen reviews
Artemis Fowl watches TV... and gets a rather strange idea. Will the People go along with it? With half a tonne of gold up for grabs, everyone wants to enter... the Big Brother Establishment!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,302 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008
Mr Banner? by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
When Bella and Edward have Biology, Edward hears Mr. Banner's thoughts and isn't happy... then in comes Mike... and Edward meets his nose.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,775 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Next July Fools Day by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
SEQUEL TO JULY FOOLS DAY? Bella's a big bad vamp now, and she's got a few tricks up her sleeve. With a new power and newborn superstrength, anything can happen. And you can rest assured that something will.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,449 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008
July Fools Day? by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
Despite Edwards warning, Bella insists on coming over on the Vampire version of April Fools Day. Will the Cullens take advantage of poor, clumsy, unsuspecting Bella? Of course! NOW COMPLETE, SEQUEL NOW UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,294 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
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Emmett and The Illama Song reviews
Emmett rediscovers the Illama Song, much to everyone's annoyance. A piece of fluff whihc made me laugh. DISCLAIMER:I AM NOT A GENIUS, THAT IS STEPHANIE MEYER.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Boys Will Be Boys reviews
Just another short fluff, I thought it was kind of funny. I OWN NOTHING.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete