He knew that she was more than capable of taking care of herself, especially when Zim was involved, but he couldn't help but be concerned. Dib had always been very protective of Gaz; he had to be, he was all she had. One-Shot

The Joker decides to put on a concert. Horror ensues. The survivors will claim to have witnessed the beating heart and soul of rock'n'roll. What this will mean for the future of rock music is unclear, but surely nothing good can come of it. Rated M for some pretty gnarly violence and possible future drug use. Any complaints can be directed to the legal offices of Nobody Cares Ltd.

Several recordings of sessions from the patients of Arkham Asylum. If you've ever been curious about the political beliefs of Scarecrow or Poison Ivy, or the sexual predilections of Killer Croc, then this is the story for you. Current sessions: Joker, Scarecrow, Two-Face, Killer Croc, Poison Ivy, the Riddler, Jane Doe, Firefly, Mad Hatter, Calender Man, Harley Quinn, and Deadpool.

Title is self-explanatory. Well, since I've got some free space I'd like to tell you all about the time I hunted for yetis with Leonardo DiCaprio. Leo and I had been friends ever since we did The Departed, so he was the first person I thought of when I decided I'd go look for yetis. It helped that he actually had money for plane tickets to Nepal. So after a rather sordid weekend in

Mr. J meets Catwoman. Pure Smut. The Joker decides to go on a little robbing spree one night, but unexpectedly runs into a fiesty kitty whose hitting the same store. He decides to have a little fun with her. Sexual Content, spank, humiliation, BDSM