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The Raven's Plan by The Sithspawn reviews
The Second War for the Dawn is over, the Others have won. All that is left is one insane plan.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 200,622 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 2,597 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 12/11/2017 - Jon S., Tyrion L., Bran S., Jaime L.
Conversations with the not so dead by The Sithspawn reviews
Companion piece to my other fic, the Raven's Plan. A series of conversations from minor characters perspectives.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,078 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 7/19/2018
Blitz by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. In an alternate history where the Blitz lasted a few months longer in London, the young Tom Riddle's life takes a very different turn.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/2 - Tom R. Jr., Gellert G. - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 1823 - Favs: 6,496 - Follows: 2,130 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 171,273 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 2,277 - Updated: 11/1/2018 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
A Beginner's Guide To Pokémon by Thanos6 reviews
In which Professor Kudzu advises wannabe Pokémon owners on everything they'll need to know about owning and caring for these wonderful creatures. Will also include a profile on every species. Written with a light touch and tongue-in-cheek. Enjoy!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 63,912 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 3/17/2010
Of Elves And Humans by Merilsell reviews
Trust is a delicate flower that needs to get nurtured and time to grow. Even more so love. A tale of two disparate Wardens forced together, of finding a way to overcome the distrust, and their own painful past in the time of the Blight. An in-depth exploration of the Dalish origin and all DA:O companions. Complete. Note: A newer, rewritten version of this story is available here.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 127 - Words: 949,555 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 1/10/2010 - [Alistair, Mahariel] Morrigan, Zevran A. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 8,721 - Follows: 2,907 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A More Perfect Union by Charles Densem reviews
War never changes. But people do, through the roads they walk. And the right person on the right road at the right time may well manage to save the human race. Fallout 3/NV rationalish fic.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,729 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/6/2018 - Published: 3/26/2015 - Lone Wanderer
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4174 - Favs: 9,410 - Follows: 10,479 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
The Things I do for Love by The Sithspawn reviews
The horror of Westeros left its mark on Jamie Lannister. But what would he do if he could go back and do things differently. One shot. Ok so it's a two shot now...
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,023 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/26/2017 - Published: 4/25/2017 - Jaime L. - Complete
Shattered Fairy Tale by Lady Khali reviews
After twenty years of okay, Ginny needed-no, deserved-more. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Assassin by Lucillia reviews
The ninja silently ghosted through the hallways of the strange Western castle, intent on reaching his target...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/3/2017 - Published: 6/3/2013 - C. Binns, Hiruzen S., Homura M. - Complete
Making it Up to Sensei's Son by Lucillia reviews
Rather than finding himself in the afterlife when he'd sacrificed his life to help defeat Kaguya, Obito woke up to find himself in the past. Needing a new purpose in life, the not-entirely-reformed Obito decides to make it up to Naruto for having destroyed the boy's life the day he was born and give him the happiest childhood ever. If it costs a few lives along the way, too bad.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 8/1/2017 - Published: 7/12/2017 - Naruto U., Obito U.
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,559 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 3,137 - Follows: 3,400 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
War Crimes by SpoonandJohn reviews
Professor Snape has pretty much despaired of ever teaching a dunderhead like Potter how to occlude his mind properly. Since he *is* on the side of the angels, he offers Harry a lesser option, one less effective but easier to do. Combined with a little sadism on Harry's part and he's lucky that Snape feels obligated to keep him out of prison for war crimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 119 - Published: 7/17/2017 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Bet by MistressWinowyll reviews
When a gauntlet is thrown, pride is on the line. Kurumu's aunt, Shade (my OC) decides to test Moka's sister, Ria(Lord of the land of fire's OC), in a battle of seduction to win over Tsukune on his honeymoon. However, win or lose, the harsher the battle, what is revealed is nothing short of terrifying. Off shoot of The Mighty Vampire Aono story.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 124,030 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 6/24/2017 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Tsukune A., Moka A., Kurumu K. - Complete
Thirteen by Lucillia reviews
The Dursleys thought they had it bad when they'd been forced to take in their unwanted nephew. It could've been worse. Alot worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Harry P., James P., Vernon D.
What's New, Naruto? by knuckz reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was not kicked out of Konoha; he left of his own accord. Not enough money, and no health or dental coverage? It was a bad job, really. Swearing and mature themes. Strong!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 97,384 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 4/3/2017 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Naruto U.
Holy Bananas Robin, It's The Fruitbat! by Lucillia reviews
Inspired by Rorscharch's Blot's Things I'd Like To See In a Fic #449: The movie Bruce Wayne saw before his parents were gunned down was Zorro, the Gay Blade, leading to a much more flamboyant superhero. (Collection of oneshots, not in any particular order).
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing
Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,064 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 3,442 - Follows: 3,599 - Updated: 2/26/2017 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
A Place to Belong by lord of the land of fire reviews
Youkai Academy can be more than just a High School. It can also be a refuge and a place where second chances are possible. Lucy X Kouta
Crossover - Elfen Lied & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 120,151 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Lucy / Nyu
Bolts from the Blue! by sprinter1988 reviews
A home for all my one-shot ideas. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,782 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Harry P.
Rationalising Death by Scientist's Thesis reviews
What if the mentioned super intelligence of Yagami Light and his antagonists wasn't just informed, but was actually true?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 9/7/2016 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Light Y., L, Misa A.
Steel and Snitches by Lucillia reviews
Faced with a choice between employing Umbridge and employing a man who technically didn't even apply for the position and wasn't even a wizard in the first place, Dumbledore chooses the option of Not Umbridge. During his Fifth year, Harry is confronted with a Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor who doesn't want to hurt or kill him, but might anyways when he destroys the school.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 3/18/2016 - Harry P., Albus D., Erik L./Magneto
Dragon Age: The Crown of Thorns by Karmic Acumen reviews
There's something to say about trying to hold onto basic decency in a den full of snakes. It kills you or drives you insane. Or both. Why else would he get himself exiled on purpose? Not that surfacer lords proved much better. Good thing the other Grey Wardens were there. They had such wonderful common sense. Well, most of them, the Assembly was still deadlocked about one or two.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 77 - Words: 985,252 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Alistair, Mahariel, Surana, Aeducan
Clark Kent Returns by Lucillia reviews
The Kents found Kal-El in 1908. As they say, all things pass in time: Perry, Jimmy, Bruce, Lois, even Clark. And yet, Superman still endures. The thing is, Clark Kent was more than a mask Superman wore at the Daily Planet; and for the cold and burned-out Superman to be the hero he once was, he's going to have to bring Clark back in a world that has long-since passed him by.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,773 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman
Some Days, It Just Doesn't Pay to Speak by Lucillia reviews
When a young Auror recruit badmouths a certain Potions Professor, he learns exactly why the Aurors thought that the man was practically the greatest thing since sliced bread despite his character flaws which were too numerous to count. To them, Snape's "Winning" personality was a gift that kept on giving (and not in the venereal disease sense of the phrase).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 159 - Published: 8/28/2016 - OC - Complete
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8545 - Favs: 14,036 - Follows: 17,361 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
A Sword Cuts A Swordsman by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My ideas file for the Game of Thrones. These are short stories that may or may not become longer pieces. Many are about the consequences of cruelty or other rash acts.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,948 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 5/22/2016
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 4,263 - Follows: 4,466 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Last Chance by Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,200 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 2,646 - Follows: 3,253 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3548 - Favs: 3,291 - Follows: 1,857 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 5,742 - Follows: 4,638 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Control by imperial queen reviews
Uldred is dead, and all but of the two mages who fought him died as well. Left in the Harrowing Chamber are Daylen Amell and Neria Surana, two mages who've not spoken to each other before. Now they contemplate the big question: What do we do now?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/1/2016 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Amell, Surana
The Paths Diverge - Outtakes by Vaneria Potter reviews
Expanded or missing scenes from my story "The Paths Diverge", which is required reading if you want this to make any sense. Requests are welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/10/2016 - Published: 8/29/2014
Twirl by Lady Briett reviews
Uchiha Fugaku knows what his fate will soon be: death. But who says fate cannot be changed?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,194 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/13/2016 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Itachi U., Fugaku U.
The Statute of Not Needed by Lucillia reviews
Ever since that day in 1973 when all eyes were on Magneto, a certain law pretty much became completely unnecessary. Unfortunately, the wizards didn't get the memo...
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 227 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Nightcrawler - Complete
Ye Olde Titans by Silently Watches reviews
In one reality, the Titans protected Jump City in the 21st century. But if small changes can create enormous and unpredictable consequences, what would a LARGE change cause? Teaser, one-shot, medieval AU
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Jinx, Raven, Robin - Complete
Professor X's Correspondence Academy by Lucillia reviews
A fact about Magneto that shouldn't really be so shocking when one really stops to think about it comes to light. Charles takes the opportunity to twist the knife a bit, and to once again try to persuade his old friend turned enemy that he is on the wrong path. Unintended consequences naturally ensued.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Palimpsest by Larry Huss reviews
Hermione gets some of the answers early. She has trouble understanding what all the questions are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,963 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 3,943 - Follows: 2,648 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Wardens by Thaeonblade reviews
Suspend belief and imagine if Duncan had somehow defied the laws of time and physics to recruit all potential candidates from their origins in time for Ostagar? The Result: Chaos on the history of Ferelden and Thedas. Current Location: Team 1 en-route to Soldier's Peak and Team 2 on the road to Honnleath. 70 to 80% faithful to source material.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 194,009 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 7/28/2011 - [Cousland, Tabris] Amell, Aeducan
Go After Her by Sarah1281 reviews
He could almost hear the voice begging him to go after her. Belle was leaving and he didn't even know if she was right. Should he let her go or try to fight for her? The voice kept telling him he would regret it forever if he watched her go and suddenly he was on his feet.
A Christmas Carol - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/20/2015 - Ebenezer Scrooge
How Moody Got His Eye by SpoonandJohn reviews
The real story of how Moody got his magical eye. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/12/2015 - Alastor M. - Complete
Haridan the Cautious by SpoonandJohn reviews
With all three of his opponents dead before the Third Task, Harry decides to take a novel approach to a dangerous situation facing him: caution. Incidentally, this will allow him to get a little bit of revenge on everyone at the same time. Plus, he really needs to finish his Potions essay. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 330 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
What Was Your Plan? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Harry has just begun his showdown with Evil!Dumbledore. Having shouted the various crimes perpetrated against him, he is unprepared for how the rest of the confrontation goes. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 125 - Published: 11/13/2015 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
I've Always Wanted to Use that Spell by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. McGonagall finally got to awaken the statues in the Battle of Hogwarts, but she wanted to do it for a long time. Given all the times she missed her chance, it was no wonder she was so eager when the time came.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,844 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 186 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Minerva M. - Complete
Who's Your Daddy? by Lucillia reviews
In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
We're NOT Going Through This Again! by Lucillia reviews
What might've happened if Sasuke and Naruto found out about a certain "rebirth" a few years earlier.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 350 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Like Me by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 3,034 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Reverse by Lady Moonglow reviews
Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 414,245 - Reviews: 4550 - Favs: 3,749 - Follows: 4,469 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 1/21/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Lion's Pride by Silently Watches reviews
Rufus doesn't know why Harry Potter thinks him such a villain, but he certainly does not appreciate the churlish attitude. Canon scene from a different POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/3/2015 - Harry P., Rufus S. - Complete
The Paths We Choose by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto becomes the villain everyone in the village always thought he would be. Only one person will risk everything to try and redeem him. His best and most loyal friend, Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 116,100 - Reviews: 3167 - Favs: 2,619 - Follows: 1,944 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Justice at Last by Sarah1281 reviews
In the far-off future, once the game of thrones is won, Stannis takes a moment to survey his city with his heir. Shireen will make a good queen and knowing the realm will be in good hands once he's gone makes victory all the sweeter.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Stannis B., Shireen B. - Complete
A Bad Death Eater Gone Good by Kneazle reviews
AU, time travel. Voldemort won and Harry lost. Life under Lord Voldemort's rule isn't what the Purebloods thought it would be... so a half-baked plot to twist time to save their sorry hides is concocted. But will it work? [WIP]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 1,613 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M.
You Can't Go Home Again (But You Can Come Close) by Sarah1281 reviews
The Starks and the Lannisters agree on a prisoner exchange after all that leaves Sansa travelling to Riverrun to reunite with her mother and brother. She may not know what her future holds but surely it's brighter than the fate of being Joffrey's wife she left behind. For now, all that matters is while she may not be at Winterfell she still found her way home.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,004 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Catelyn T., Sansa S., Robb S., Edmure T.
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 4,771 - Follows: 3,567 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the things that could have happened by arekay reviews
My oneshot folder. Ch 1: A darker Harry talks about how he's going to deal with Ron after the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,059 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Harry P.
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 4,333 - Follows: 3,700 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4211 - Favs: 8,352 - Follows: 6,642 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35029 - Favs: 24,933 - Follows: 18,619 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Sorting Like No Other by Stargon1 reviews
The Sorting Hat (or Brian to his friends) has had enough of being told by Albus Too-Many-Names Dumbledore exactly how certain new students should be sorted. For once, he's going to take matters into his own, um, hands? The incoming class of 1991 isn't going to know what hit them. Get ready for a Sorting like no other! One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,801 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 617 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Sorting Hat - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 6,707 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Inheritances by Luan Mao reviews
Getting what's coming to you. And then fighting it. And then getting what's coming to you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 88 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Complete
Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,491 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 2,731 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012
Fondest Wish by Nate Grey reviews
Sarada Uchiha was always deeply disturbed by the fact that she looked nothing like her mother Sakura. She has yet to learn that being deeply disturbed is the way of her clan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Sarada U., Sakura H.
How to Win Friends and Take Over the World by Silently Watches reviews
In which Voldemort is NOT an idiot, and so the world burns. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 119 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Sasuke, the Offender by Nate Grey reviews
A lighthearted look at a few offenses by Sasuke that even Naruto would be unable to forgive and forget. Contains major character death and misfortune, but you probably knew that. Half-serious predictions for manga's end included.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Complete
Bowling For Hogwarts by zArkham reviews
Time and time again the Bad Guys do bad things and get away with it. Time and time again the Good Guys take the low blow and just soldier on with their upper lips stiff. What might happen if someone couldn't hold it together? How would Magical Britain react? More to the point; who would they blame? A little One-Shot in documentary style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,992 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 147 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Hermione G., Katie B., Parvati P., Ted T. - Complete
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
You Thought There Would Be a Happy Ending by Lucillia reviews
And, there will be. Eventually. Just not the one you'd expected.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Go Through His Pockets and Look For Loose Change by Lucillia reviews
Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U.
A Jealous Wish by Lucillia reviews
A year after Oopa's father is wished back to life, 13 year old Goku wishes for his own father to return to him. As they say, be careful what you wish for...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,282 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Goku, Bardock
Dragon Age: Reckoning by The Warrior of the Light reviews
AU. A world where a young boy avoids the Chantry. Innocence is crushed at an early age. Where politics can turn friends and family into bitter enemies. A tale of demons and spirits, monsters and saints. A land that shall be once again darkened with war. And the rise of one woman, from a line of august blood, whose actions shall alter Thedas forever. Credit to Arsinoe!
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,606 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Alistair, Cousland, Bryce C., Calpernia
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 7,889 - Follows: 3,120 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
TriWizard Alternatives by Larry Huss reviews
The TriWizard Tournament was a year-long plot by Voldemort's minions. Something that long and complicated with so many parts all having to mesh perfectly had many occasions when something could have gone wrong. Especially as some of the actions of the false Moody required experimental spells, never before attempted. Some minor glitches could have brought disaster for the villains.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,409 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Calling by Luan Mao reviews
You don't do it for the money or the acclaim. You don't even do it because you love it. You do it because it's what you were born to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Complete
Dragonsteeth by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
From my plot mabari bin: Dragon Age short stories, flashfics, and drabbles that include AUs, dimension-shifting, and crossovers. This week, the conclusion of "Hawkes over Ferelden," " Blood, Sweat, and Tears." A twist on the lost Human/Commoner Origin, Dragon 9:30-31. Characters listed are not necessarily pairings.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 177,166 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Hawke (M), Loghain M. T., Avernus, Alistair
Terran Ingenuity by Xeno Major reviews
The Great Wars are over. Jim Raynor and his men have left the Koprulu Sector behind, choosing to settle a world away from that sector of space. Unfortunately, the colony of Shanxi is not safe; hostile aliens have invaded, intent on controlling the Terrans and their bizarre technology. Unfortunately for the Turians, the Terrans have experience fighting hostile alien invaders.
Crossover - StarCraft & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,510 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 2,024 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 3/24/2013
These Grim Bones by sovinnai reviews
Sirius Black is freed from Azkaban after a month's imprisonment only to find that the Wizarding World thinks him guilty. DMLE Hit Witch Amelia Bones is ordered by Fudge to find a reason or make one to bring Sirius back to Azkaban, and is torn between her orders and her honor, while Albus Dumbledore tries to figure out where he went wrong and why Sirius betrayed his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,924 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 1/27/2011 - [Amelia B., Sirius B.] Harry P., Albus D.
Howe could this happen to me! by The Warrior of the Light reviews
A collection of silly, nonsensical shorts from a writer who needs serious mental rehabilitation. Read at your own peril.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,132 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 8/26/2013
Why I Did It by Lucillia reviews
When the Longbottoms were killed taking out Voldemort on a certain Halloween night, Harry Potter became the Child of Prophesy by default. There was just one little hitch however...Dumbledore should've learned not to mess with Ron's friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 107 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
Well, That Plan's Been Shot To Hell by Lucillia reviews
A good friend will help you move. Your Best Friend will help you turn your new home into a death trap for Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 172 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Peter P., James P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 3,418 - Follows: 1,033 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Devil Children by Lucillia reviews
When the surviving members of the Konoha 12 plus Sai wake up to find themselves in the past, and that their future would be there waiting for them when they got home, they decide to have some fun. If Past Konoha gets trashed in the process, well...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 4,546 - Follows: 2,414 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that an intoxicated Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
Harry From Another World by sprinter1988 reviews
When things go wrong in one world, wizards seek help from another. Unfortunately what you want and what you get can sometimes be entirely different things. A tale featuring Harry, Hermione, Luna, Susan, Neville and a whole host of others. Loosely inspired by "The Meaning of Fear" by Rorschach's Blot. Rating for highly probable violence, and likely bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,548 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 3,829 - Follows: 4,819 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Lavender B.
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 7,909 - Follows: 2,138 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Past an Hour the Prospect's Black by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. Harry suspects the Second Task will involve hostages, but he still can't find a way to breathe underwater. In his desperation, what other options might he devise?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 252 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Your Fault by Sarah1281 reviews
In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 273 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Obito U., Madara U., Tobirama S., Danzō S. - Complete
Slightly Less Traumatic by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto pesters Sasuke while he's training delaying him getting home. He's so late, in fact, that Itachi simply doesn't have time to wait for him to arrive and discover the massacre and has to go looking for him. But once he finds them how is he really supposed to get Sasuke back home and stick to his script without making the whole thing just seem really weird?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 164 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Slight of Eye by Nate Grey reviews
A genuine attempt to explain how Uchiha Sasuke, one of Konoha's greatest traitors, could possibly become Hokage, without the entire village being under Sharingan hypnosis. Since Kishimoto hasn't bothered yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,025 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Sasuke U., Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Why Tsukune Should Never Eat the Cookies by lord of the land of fire reviews
A series of comedic scenes and one shots set in Rosario Vampire. Please enjoy and do not take seriously
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,785 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 8/26/2009
Epilogue Part 2 by sprinter1988 reviews
Just a short, HP/HG based follow on the the Epilogue featured at the end of Deathly Hallows. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 117 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Assassin Wore White by apAidan reviews
In canon, healers and mediwitches were seemingly spared from the predations of the Death Eaters during both Blood Wars. St. Mungo's would have been a very soft target, but it stood inviolate. One patient was attacked, but the hospital and it's staff were spared. The question is, why? What could have kept mad killers in check? As with a great many other things, Poppy knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 269 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Narcissa M., Tom R. Jr., OC, Poppy P. - Complete
A (Partial) Guide to Surviving Middle Earth by Lucillia reviews
So, you've landed in Middle-Earth. Now that you're there, here's a couple of tips for surviving beyond your first few hours.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Complete
So, Why a Train? by Lucillia reviews
Though it may not seem like it, the creation of the Hogwarts Express was actually a rather logical solution to a very real problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 103 - Published: 1/27/2014 - A. Dippet, C. Binns, Phineas Nigellus - Complete
Diabolic by Yunaine reviews
Harry and Albus end up at the outskirts of Tristram where they overhear three unlikely heroes arguing. When Harry joins one of them into the depths of the monastery, he experiences more than he bargained for. - Set at the end of fifth year; Harry/Rogue
Crossover - Harry Potter & Diablo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,713 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 153 - Published: 1/11/2014 - [Harry P., Rogue] - Complete
Divided by Zero by Daricio reviews
What happens when you kill a Vaizard? Ichigo's inner hollow is only too happy to find out... Now with Ichigo out of the way, the newly purified Shirosaki is free to live his own life however he wants to... Not a crack fic. R&R please!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 53,286 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
The Wrong End of the Stick by Lucillia reviews
When the Sandaime makes the mistake of telling a young Naruto about his mother, the boy jumps to certain conclusions. Matters aren't helped when Asuma realizes that this is the perfect opportunity to prank his father. Now, Naruto wants to be like his father the Hokage...The Sandaime Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Naruto U., Iruka U., Asuma S., Hiruzen S.
Naruto Hitman For Hire II Roanapur Tails by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Second in the Naruto Hitman series. Twelve Tails Agency heads to the city of Roanapur. Has everything they like. Explosions, gunplay, knives, smokin' women and the Lagoon Company. What has brought Nine and company to one of the deadliest cities? Story to be REWRITTEN.
Crossover - Naruto & Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,216 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Naruto U., Revy - Complete
The Challenge of the Goblet by Luan Mao reviews
Harry knew that Fourth Year was going to be a challenge. It was almost like he'd seen it before. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 340 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Littlest Sannin III The Dark Tournament by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Continuation of the Littlest Sannin saga. Battlelines have been drawn and two teams fight for the fate of the world. Follow along as Naruto and his allies Test their Might against the freaks chosen by Natas. Naruto/mini-harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,634 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Naruto U.
Poisoning the Well by Lucillia reviews
When Sasuke's innocence in a certain matter is compromised prior to the Massacre, he has a decision to make. As everyone knows, Sasuke had always been closer to Itachi than to anyone else, up to and including his parents...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 228 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Dark Lord Syndicate by Yunaine reviews
Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 197 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Victory at Ostagar by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
When Bryce Cousland's little spitfire scaled the Tower of Ishal and lit the beacon at the critical moment, King Cailan won a mighty victory against the darkspawn. The Blight, however was far from over. All other origins included, plus Hawke and his companions. Cousland/Loghain, Morrigan/Anders, Surana/Zevran, Fergus/Anora, and more. Half a million hits and still going.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 128 - Words: 1,173,512 - Reviews: 5241 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Cousland - Complete
The Lengths One Will Go by Kuroi Atropos reviews
When Ishida goes missing, Ichigo, Orihime and Chad begin a search that leads them to Mayuri, where they uncover far more than their missing friend. Ironic that a Quincy would lead to the breaking of the Seireitei.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,364 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I.
Boba Weasley by Lucillia reviews
The afterlife wasn't quite what Boba Fett expected, nor was the second chance at happiness he'd been given. He now has a new life to live with a new family, Harry Potter and the Weasleys. Can he be a parent to Harry when he himself is physically a child?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,447 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Boba Fett, Harry P.
Baby's Day Out by Lucillia reviews
Due to a moment of inattentiveness on his first C-Rank, Uchiha Itachi aged 7 loses the very individual he should be watching. Hopefully he can get his pint-sized diaper-clad charge back before anyone realizes that he's missing...Meanwhile, Uzumaki Naruto aged 2 is having the time of his life as he explores the world around him and makes friends with the Konoha wildlife.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
The Year's Entertainment by Lucillia reviews
Based on Rorschach's Blot's Things I Would Like to See in a Fic #403. The Philosopher's Stone wasn't bait, it was a distraction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 91 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Giving the Devil His Due by Drauchenfyre reviews
With his brother as a beloved king, Logan takes it upon himself to clean up a mess of his own making... WARNING: DARK!
Fable - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Reaver, Logan - Complete
Dragon Age Origins Naruto by EroSlackerMicha reviews
After a hostile takeover of Konoha, Naruto escapes to Ferelden, but he doesn't escape the coming Blight and is soon made a Grey Warden at Ostagar. Join Naruto & DA characters as they fight to stop the Blight. Pairing undecided till later.
Crossover - Naruto & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,090 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Naruto U., Tabris
Izuna and Madara Hogwarts Professors by Lucillia reviews
After Izuna's adventure ends, he and Madara go to another world to search for the Sage of the Six Paths' hidden legacy. What they find is a cursed job, another branch of the family, and that they're stuck there for a year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,996 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Harry P., Izuna U.
Harry Potter and the Useless Rock by Lucillia reviews
Having been raised by his Uncle Genesis in a world where Philosopher's Stones are something between rather common and an annoyance that can seriously back up the plumbing, Harry can't understand why someone would want to guard one, much less steal it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,848 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 2,041 - Follows: 2,386 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Genesis R.
A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam by Lucillia reviews
In which Karin was still a Genin of Kusagakure when she ran into Naruto during the Exams and accidentally derails Orochimaru's plans. Also in which Naruto is forced to fend off Karin's attempts at restoring the Uzumaki Clan. Naturally, all of this is complicated by the events and people surrounding them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 1,957 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U., Karin U.
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Harry Potter: Hero of the Wizarding World? by JK Pratchett reviews
An aged Harry reveals the scandalous truth about his youthful exploits. Read how a lying, womanising coward became the hero of the magical world. Rated M for language and sexual content. Title changed to comply with website's guidelines.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,935 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010
You'd Do Well To Remember That by Elizabeth Carter reviews
I loath Maven Black-Briar. She needs a lesson in manners. This is a retake from the meeting upstairs in the Bee and Barb Tavern. female Dunmer Dovahkiin
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Complete
Handler of the Jinchuuriki by Writing bunny reviews
Most Hidden Villages have a person assigned to take care of their jinchuuriki. Konoha doesn't. Why? Maybe there's a reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 3,769 - Follows: 5,092 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Send in the Clones by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a variant of the Gemino Curse, Harry Potter is sorted into Slytherin. He's also sorted into Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,098 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Harry P.
Research Project by Drauchenfyre reviews
After the Chamber of Secrets incident, Albus, with proof of Horcruxes, becomes more agressive in his research of the Dark Lord's past, hoping to find and destroy the devices before it's too late...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Albus D., Frank B. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 6,629 - Follows: 1,850 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Sun Soul by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] The world is a dangerous, deadly place, and mankind vies for its very existence on a planet prowled by terrifying monsters and powerful creatures. Ash of Pallet Town, a talented trainer who knows this all too well sets out to change everything. Along the way he meets colorful characters, makes potent allies and wicked enemies, and crashes into a plot spanning all Kanto.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 347,030 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 3,943 - Follows: 2,367 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Tom and Merope by Lucillia reviews
Different ways in which Tom Riddle and Merope Gaunt could have gotten together without a love potion ranging from the tragic to the humorous.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Tom R. Sr., Merope G.
Team Sharingan by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Team 7 lost a member, the remaining members are broken and left to pick up the pieces. Will Team 7 survive. Kakashi trains the team in the use of the sharingan, will they survive the experience.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,794 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 2,947 - Follows: 2,965 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Congratulations Kakashi, You've Made History! by Lucillia reviews
When people talk about Kakashi's greatness as a ninja, they mention how he graduated Konoha's Ninja Academy at the age of 5 and made Chunin at the age of 6, carefully leaving out what came afterward...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
A Matter of Perspective by Clell65619 reviews
One of the Magical World's strangest creations is the Mirror of Erised. But that isn't the only magical mirror in the world, as Harry finds out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 255 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Remedial Lessons by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU OotP. What if Hermione had taken a more proactive stance against Harry's treatment by Snape and Umbridge? How far is too far to go to protect someone you love? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,661 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In Just Seven Days I Can Make You a Man by Velorien reviews
Byakuya needs to be kept busy long enough for Rukia and Ichigo to take their relationship to the next level, and there's only one man up to the job. Will Byakuya survive the legendary Zaraki Manhood Training Programme with his health, sanity and honour intact, and be transformed into an ultra-masculine badass in just seven days? Or has the Sixth Squad Captain finally met his match?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,092 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Too Hot by Hot elf reviews
Circle mage Bethany is glad for the change of scenery, when she and her sister Tabitha are invited to Chateau Haine. But there's a catch - Meredith won't let her go without a Templar to keep watch.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - [Bethany H., Cullen] - Complete
Police Academy Naruto Style! by Lucillia reviews
What it says on the box. Enrollment in a formerly all-Uchiha institution has been opened to practically all comers by the Hokage. Let the fun begin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,704 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Naruto U., Fugaku U., Madara U. - Complete
Rainbows by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke inadvertently imitates the First Hokage when he steals the Second Hokage's scroll of prank Jutsu from Naruto, and learns a jutsu that's "Guaranteed to stop any enemy in his tracks". Upon seeing it confuse the enemy, and not seeing how it does so, he uses it again and again... Short oneshots, not in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sasuke U.
The Consequences of Drunken Experiments by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru creates something that never should have existed while under the influence... A series of unrelated oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
The Road to Tsuchikage by Lucillia reviews
An infant Naruto was brought to Iwagakure where he was raised ignorant of his origins and heritage. Like his canon counterpart, he too wants to protect his village, gain acknowledgement, and become a Kage. Answer to Hecktols' Stolen Hero Challenge.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Naruto U., Ōnoki
Of Letters and Lists by Lucillia reviews
A comment Harry makes to one of his friends knocks McGonagall for a loop because, once again, something that should be impossible has happened either to or around Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 144 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Harry Potter : Forgiving by Potter says reviews
This is a sarcastic take on forgiveness and the events in this story take place just after the final battle at Hogwarts. Please read the author note at the start of the story to know more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,741 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Fate Worse than Death by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter: The Sole Survivor of the Killing Curse. Ever wonder why?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 321 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Konoha's Greatest Hoax by Lucillia reviews
When something completely unpredictable that could end up destroying any number of plans and land two of them into serious trouble happens, three shinobi end up faking one of the most significant events in Konoha's history.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 167 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Itachi U., Kabuto Y., Obito U. - Complete
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7966 - Favs: 5,938 - Follows: 5,656 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Jounin Present by Lucillia reviews
Obito may not have been the only one to forget to buy Kakashi a present.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Payback by Lucillia reviews
In a world where everyone but Madara and Obito got their happily-ever-after, Sasuke decides he wants a bit of closure, and like an idiot, Naruto decides to help him. After-all, when are such things ever so simple with one whose main goal in life is to get revenge?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sasuke U., Tobirama S. - Complete
Say Goodnight, Vernon by apAidan reviews
Everything that ever went wrong in Vernon Dursley's life was the fault of those freaks. Especially The Freak, his nephew. But finally, Vernon will have some peace. Won't he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Vernon D. - Complete
The Flight of the Hawke by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Mage!Hawke comes to Kirkwall. Does anyone else find it absurd that a well-known apostate is allowed to prance about freely? It's hard to picture Meredith Stannard actually permitting such an affront to Chantry control. What really happened once Hawke made a name and fortune for herself. M for language. A complete novelette in five parts.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,682 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Hawke (F), Varric T., Cullen, Anders - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 6,445 - Follows: 1,795 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Unfortunately Unbreakable by Luan Mao reviews
Unbreakably bound to someone you can't stand? How unfortunate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,933 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
For DireSquirrel by Lucillia reviews
I wrote this as a reward for DireSquirrel who found something I'd been looking for for me. The combined Shinobi army was defeated and Madara had implemented his Moon's Eye Plan. What the world became afterward however was completely unexpected...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Sakura H. - Complete
As Good as Mine by Lucillia reviews
What if there was a good reason for why Molly had steered her brood over to Harry at the King's Cross station and started treating Harry as if he were her own child without consulting him first? What if there was a very good reason for why seeing Harry dead was a prospect she dreaded as much as the thought of seeing one of her own children dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 109 - Published: 3/12/2013 - James P., Molly W. - Complete
Reality Ensues by Moczo reviews
Deep beneath the prison block, two holders of the title Kenpachi duel, and an ancient warrior falls to a mortal wound on the sword of her true successor... sorta. Warning: Spoils recent manga events and doesn't even feel guilty after.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/25/2013 - R. Unohana, Shunsui K. - Complete
Mount Moon Has Too Many Zubat by Birdboy reviews
A drabble about a Zubat who wants a trainer. Written as a promptfic for the trope "What measure is a non-cute"
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Zubat - Complete
Fox Leaves by AyumiFallassion reviews
What if the Kyuubi never attacked? What if peace talks with Cloud started much earlier? What if, Hinata wasn't the only one they were after? Based off the storyline set down by Lizeth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,775 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara, Kyuubi/Kurama, Shukaku
That's not what I meant! by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
Could one tiny, barely significant decision change the course of Thedas' history? Complete oneshot humourfic.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Brosca - Complete
Alternate Transportation by Lucillia reviews
At the shrine at which the Higurashi family resides, there is a well that takes Higurashi Kagome 500 years into the past. At another shrine however...
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Complete
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 2,226 - Follows: 2,099 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
Time Travel Jutsu by Lucillia reviews
Just because there isn't one now doesn't mean there won't be one in the future.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 152 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lipstick by Lucillia reviews
Certain shades of make-up don't carry the same meaning for other species.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Bulma - Complete
Multipurpose Hair by Lucillia reviews
Raditz's hair didn't just look good, it was useful as well.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Raditz
Adventures in the Shinigami's Stomach by Lucillia reviews
Follow the adventures of four Hokages, Kurama's Yin Chakra, and Orochimaru's arms in the Shinigami's stomach.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Hashirama S., Minato N.
Notes From the Hokage by Lucillia reviews
With two wars, the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack, the Uchiha Massacre and the invasion of Konoha, the Sandaime had had an exciting and eventful time in office. Throughout that term, he had to frequently remind those under his command that they were ninja not hooligans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Hiruzen S., Naruto U.
Novus de Virgine Forti by Lucillia reviews
Anakin's birth was a bit more miraculous than Shmi had let on. Written for Qoheleth's Malachy O'More Challenge.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Shmi S. - Complete
Dear Cousin by Lucillia reviews
A certain someone writes to his cousin about his brother.
Crossover - Sherlock & Elementary - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Sherlock H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 9,199 - Follows: 2,604 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Tournament Woes by Bobmin356 reviews
Another repost. This was our first attempt to take the tournament in a new direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 291 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Aberforth D., Albus D. - Complete
Christmas Carol'd by Lucillia reviews
Someone decides to give Sasuke a second chance. On the night after the Bell Test, Sasuke is visited by the Ghosts of Uchiha Past, Uchiha Present, and Uchiha Future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Not Optimal by Sarah1281 reviews
Of all the people who could be given an early intervention, Tom Riddle would probably be the most beneficial and the most difficult. The wizarding world was a powder keg that might just explode anyway but at least there would be no Voldemort to deal with. It may be Christmas but the three spirits will *need* a miracle to pull this one off.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,683 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
If We Must by Sarah1281 reviews
Ebenezer Scrooge absolutely must be redeemed, everyone agrees on that. He needs it and so does everyone around him no matter *how* reluctant he may be about it. It's a good thing they're not giving him a choice in the matter and have a grisly fate to hold over his head but even so these spirits will need the patience of saints to try to get through to him.
A Christmas Carol - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,982 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Ebenezer Scrooge - Complete
Fox 9 by Slayer End reviews
…In recent news, the mystery thief, Biju, has stolen over one million dollars from the Thirty-fourth street bank. Local authorities are baffled as to how the thief is capable of leaving the scene of a crime without being captured on dozens of occasions…
Crossover - Naruto & Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Naruto U., Ben T. - Complete
Tainted by Lucillia reviews
Mizuki reflects on the one crime he got away with. The crime that destroyed his career and eventually led to him betraying Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Mizuki - Complete
Taking the Long View by Lucillia reviews
What if Palpatine had been given much stronger precognitive abilities back when he was young, back in the days when all he cared about were racing and pissing off his father? If he'd known how much work becoming Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy would be back during his teenage years, would he have even bothered?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 120 - Published: 12/7/2012 - E. Palpatine, Darth Maul - Complete
X Marks the Spot by apAidan reviews
Hermione's late for work and a minor problem with the floo network adds to her problems.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
Auror Potter and the Creepy Case of Jack O'Lantern by sprinter1988 reviews
A little Halloween treat for ya! When a mysterious beast begins attacking Wizards and Muggles alike, as well as his ex-wife, Auror Potter is called in to discover what the creature is, where it came from and how to kill it. Sort of compliant with epilogue, but set 7 years later. Not for Ron or Ginny fans. Won't be overly gory, mostly just for the fun of it. HP/HG, TL/VW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,112 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Escape from the Hokage's Hat by anothvortex reviews
My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 371,546 - Reviews: 2984 - Favs: 4,116 - Follows: 3,807 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Six Wardens and a Blight by The Lark reviews
Cousland, Tabris, Mahariel, Brosca, Aeducan, and Surana set out to score with Alistair, kill all humans, find some respectable clothes, win the lottery, pay child support, and burn things, respectively.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,798 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Cousland, Tabris
Don't Waste It by Sarah1281 reviews
Sooner or later, every character gets their shot at a second chance. This is Peter Pettigrew's. He may not deserve it but he certainly wasn't happy with how things ended up. The only question was how to get a better future without having to possess the kind of bravery that the lack of had sent him running to Voldemort in the first place...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
Logic by sprinter1988 reviews
One Shot! Harry asks Dumbledore a little question that has unexpected results!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 452 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Many Deaths of Uchiha Itachi by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
A re-post! Culled for offensive language in summary! Much like a prison train, Uchiha Itachi meets ignoble fates, again and again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
An Apostate? Me? by Sarah1281 reviews
Emma Hawke has never been the most subtle or sane of apostates, much to the annoyance of the brother that can only watch in amazement and horror as she stumbles her way from refugee to noble to champion in a city as bizarre as she. Eventual AndersXHawke.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,221 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Hawke (F), Carver H. - Complete
Murder at Vigil's Keep by Hot elf reviews
A Dragon Age whodunit. Loghain returns to Vigil's Keep two years after the Blight. When Commander Morena Amell dies under suspicious conditions it falls to him to lead the investigation. Everyone is a suspect, and as more and more secrets come to light, Loghain realizes that no one is truly innocent...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,312 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Loghain M. T., Nathaniel H. - Complete
Homecoming by Lucillia reviews
He's been gone for years, and now he was coming home.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Obito U. - Complete
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 4,071 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Alternate Epilogue by Vaneria Potter reviews
19 Years is a long time, in which any number of things can happen. Five Years after the Battle of Hogwarts, The DA meet for drinks in the Hog's Head, and talk about things past, present and future.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Complete
The Drow's Tale by mousestalker reviews
Eilestraee Surana is not from Thedas. What is one lone drow going to do when confronted with the Blight, especially when Lolth isn't returning her calls?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,848 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011
I'll Always Come Back to You by Hot elf reviews
Anders and Morena Amell first meet at the Tower when they're barely more than children. They both deal with the situation in the Circle in their own way... Rated M for implied violence and abuse. Contains spoilers for my story "Murder at Vigil's Keep".
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,141 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - [Amell, Anders] - Complete
Four Teams by Racke reviews
The Genin 12 all graduated in the same year; thus, they were all separated into different teams. Sakura is professional, Hinata wears sunglasses, Ino is NOT crushing, Tenten battles Konoha's insanity, and Kiba hates everyone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,851 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Complete
Please Kill Me by Lucillia reviews
When a defeated Obito finds himself in the past, he has only one request.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 160 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Obito U., Rin - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 9,116 - Follows: 4,248 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Birthday by ZeroZangetsu reviews
It is Sasuke's birthday and due to paying his rent Naruto has almost no money for a gift, but his team makes him get one anyway...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Naruto U.
What Are You Doing? by ZeroZangetsu reviews
Obito after releasing the Nine-Tails goes to stop his old sensei from using the Dead Demon Consuming Seal and despite the inconsistencies Obito points out, Minato still thinks he is Madara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Obito U., Minato N.
Thus I Refute Thee by mousestalker reviews
Natia Brosca refuses to accept Alistair's decision.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Brosca, Alistair - Complete
Tobi Visits the Past by Lucillia reviews
Obito ends up meeting his future self when he falls out of a swirling vortex into the field where he and his team are training. Naturally, there is horror, angst, and teenage moodiness on Obito's part.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 75 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Obito U. - Complete
Extended Vacation by Lucillia reviews
With teammates like these, Goku may as well have been alone.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Goku
Food Fight by Lucillia reviews
Konoha and Iwa are epic rivals, and when teams from both nations meet competition inevitably ensues.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2797 - Favs: 3,158 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
A Name He Could Do Without by Lucillia reviews
There is a world where, thanks to a run of really bad luck and poor timing, Namikaze Minato picks up a slightly different nickname.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Minato N. - Complete
Tampering with Time is Risky Business by Athey reviews
Draco deeply regrets taking the Mark. He's terrified of failure and he cant fix the vanishing cabinet. Then he stumbles across a box that holds the secret to time travel. He goes back to 1st year to try and save his family and earns a loyal friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,815 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 2,001 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Shinobi Test: First Mission by lord of the land of fire reviews
A ninja's career is brutal and based on violence. What if the tests used by Konoha to weed out candidates reflected this simple truth? - Team Seven's first mission in a harder and less forgiving world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,193 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012
Finish the Game by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: This was it. The final battle. The moment where the Worldstone would be saved or corrupted, where Baal would stand or fall, and where Sanctuary's fate would be determined. Or at least it would be if the heroes' players hadn't gone AFK.
Diablo - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Druid, Malah - Complete
Playing Games by Lucillia reviews
Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,757 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Shinobi Test: The Shikamaru Solution by lord of the land of fire reviews
A ninja's career is brutal and based on violence. What if the tests used by Konoha to weed out candidates reflected this simple truth? – There is often more than one way to solve a problem. How would Shikamaru have handled the issues of Wave? Arc 3.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Complete
NaruShikaChou by Lucillia reviews
Otherwise known as Team Slacker.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Chōji A.
The Shinobi Test by lord of the land of fire reviews
A ninja's career is brutal and based on violence. What if the tests used by Konoha to weed out candidates reflected this simple truth?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,758 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Complete
Easy In Theory by Lucillia reviews
The concept is simple enough, and the materials are there, which begs the question of exactly why there are no firearms in the Elemental Nations.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Complete
Jazz Age by mongoose-bite reviews
Hawke and his family fled the war in Ferelden on a liner, dogged by Darkspawn U-Boats. Two years later the war is over and Hawke is a private detective in Kirkwall, a city awash with jazz, bootleg liquor and a lot of trouble. Roaring 20s AU.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 158,986 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris - Complete
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 4,055 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mighty Vampire Aono by lord of the land of fire reviews
Facing certain death the vampire Moka has no choice but to give Tsukune one more injection of her blood. As she fears the blood transforms him... but not into a ghoul. Tsu X Mok
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,941 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Tsukune A., Moka A. - Complete
The Shepherd and the Flock by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: Control. Eternal control. Through the Crucible, that was what Shepard had gained over the Reapers. But as eternity became infinity, the Shepherd saw that control had to be extended to the lesser species as well...
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
The Quickening by Hawki reviews
It was something of a curiosity to the elves, when humanity first arrived in their lands. It was even more of a curiosity when the two races proved to be biologically compatible, capable of producing offspring. Yet curiosity turned to fear as all children remained human, as their immortality waned. Yet there are emotions that can overcome fear. And love is among them.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - OC - Complete
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2735 - Favs: 8,373 - Follows: 4,193 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Whodunit by mille libri reviews
History says the Blight companions disappeared after the Archdemon was killed; it doesn't say who made the disappearances happen. Contains character deaths - lots of 'em!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,449 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Complete
Chicken Bone by Mystic 777 reviews
A fic slightly mocking an unusual prop design in the movies. Young Tom Riddle is NOT amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Why Time Magic Should Be Left Alone! by sprinter1988 reviews
Okay, this one borders a bit on the "Crack-fic" side of things, but give it a chance. We've all seen the stories where Harry and or some others go back in time to "Put Things Right", we've also seen them miss their mark and end up alongside the Marauders or the Founders. So what happens when Harry, Hermione and Luna miss their mark in a BIG way?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 451 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Tea with Bethany by Zute reviews
The Champion has tea with her sister, Bethany. A satire of the romance options in Dragon Age II.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Hawke (F), Bethany H. - Complete
The Keening Blade by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
She hesitated-"Mostly, I couldn't kill you, knowing that I cheated. At the Landsmeet. Our duel." There was a heavy silence. Loghain said slowly, "You do realize that I am holding a naked sword at this very moment?" M for sound reasons.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 427,041 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Cousland, Loghain M. T.
A most advantageous proposal by euromellows reviews
Prince Duran Aeducan, Warden Commander and one time heir to Orzammar, proposes a dynastic marriage to Queen Anora to keep the peace. The proposal is so shocking and unprecedented it might just work. A look at the possible effects. AU
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,357 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Aeducan, Anora
Not Everyone Likes Curry You Know by lord of the land of fire reviews
A one shot based on the infamous 'curry zombie' episode of the second season of the anime. Embrace the insanity. Curry.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,260 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Complete
I'm Fine by Romantic Silence reviews
Ginny is attending Harry and Hermione's wedding and her thoughts during the reception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Killing Intent by demonicnargles reviews
Kyuubi was said to have been so powerful and malevolent that its presence could be felt from miles away, with a killing intent so strong it could freeze elite ninja in their tracks. What if Naruto received some of this as Kyuubi's host? One-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 95 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Cullen's Mistake by Thaeonblade reviews
After a week long trek through the Deep Roads, Hawke was not expecting nor willing to accept his sister being forced into the Circle. When a certain Templar Captain fails to see his mistake...Disaster.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Hawke (M), Cullen - Complete
Shodai Hokage Madara by Lucillia reviews
The deskbound adventures of one Uchiha Madara who lived in a universe where the selection of the First Hokage went the other way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
Avoidance by Lucillia reviews
While Naruto was dense, he shouldn't have been so oblivious as to not notice that an entire clan with at least a hundred members had suddenly vanished...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Tekka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hidden In The Vents by Uzumakiblood reviews
At the age of three Naruto found the vents to the Hokage tower, and became friends with some missing nins. Four years later after a series of events, Naruto and his friends are kidnaped by his friends who call themselves the Akatsuki! -no yaoi!-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Naruto U.
The Difference Between Mostly and All by Lucillia reviews
Haku is forced to take extra measures to convince his master's opponents that Zabuza is dead when Team 7 gets a slightly more...pragmatic Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 154 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Haku, Naruto U. - Complete
Dementor Humour? by Drauchenfyre reviews
A cold and lonely night in Azkaban...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Dementors, J. Dawlish - Complete
Who Needs Obliviators? by Drauchenfyre reviews
British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 171 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Youthful Ninja from the Future by Mystic 777 reviews
Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Gentlemen, Please Be Sithed by mousestalker reviews
The Emperor's rule is law. It is enforced by his Sith lords who have all the power. Or do they?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Complete
An Elegant Solution by James Golen reviews
Shepard isn't a soldier; he's an engineer. ME3 Ending-spoilers
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 174 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Come Away With Me by Sarah1281 reviews
To a spying Obi-Wan's complete shock, Padmé manages to convince Anakin to abruptly quit the Sith and run away with her. Just like that. With no regrets. After killing all those younglings. Can he even do that?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 118 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 3,585 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Renegade Cause by Silens Cursor reviews
A difference of a few seconds can change a life. The difference of a few minutes stained Harry's hands with blood - but for the Dark Lord, it was insufficient. After all, you do not need to kill a man to utterly destroy him. Harry/Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 507,606 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 2,789 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Arrangement by Merilsell reviews
Isolde had the perfect plan to get the annoying Dalish Warden out of the picture, to save the future of Ferelden and please her husband. A love Potion! Surely nothing can ever go wrong with magic, right? Set in the OEaH-universe, answer to a CMDA-challenge.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Alistair, Mahariel - Complete
Mandragora by NothingPretentious reviews
Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 107 - Published: 2/23/2012 - P. Sprout - Complete
Perspective by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto didn't choose his bright orange jumpsuit just to get attention, and he didn't fail the Academy because he wasn't trying. Things looked different from his perspective. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 166 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Show Me a Hero by JadeCrescent Fallen reviews
What if Konoha was the weakest hidden village? What if it was just a huge slum? The Rookie 9 have just graduated, and now they must face their problems to better the future of Konoha. An epic tale of romance, determination, and hardship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 207,852 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/12/2006
He's Mine by Romantic Silence reviews
Hermione enjoys the benefits of a Harry shunned by his peers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 228 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Knockers by Lucillia reviews
Just one of the many ways in which Voldemort's resurrection ritual at the end of GOF could go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 98 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Remus Lupin, PI by Larry Huss reviews
Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,989 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
Perfection by Arynia reviews
AU: Orochimaru decides to create the perfect host by combining Akatsuki's abilities, and selects Naruto for the 'honour.' Sacrificed by the elders to appease Orochimaru, Naruto can become the greatest shinobi ever seen - or the ultimate monster.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,473 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 3,075 - Follows: 2,853 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naruto U.
As Father and Son by lord of the land of fire reviews
Darth Vader tries to recover some small piece of his humanity. His choices will have dire consequences.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Darth Vader
Death of an Evil One by Lady FoxFire reviews
How far would you go to save your way of life, your magic and your life and that of your people? - Warning - Character Death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Complete
You Owe Me by sprinter1988 reviews
Oneshot. Harry stands up to Fudge at the end of GoF. Things soon change. A dash of H/Hr at the end for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 315 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Head Boy And Girl by sprinter1988 reviews
Just a little one-shot looking at Harry and Hermione as Head Boy and Girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 112 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Retribution by Nate Grey reviews
Sasuke meets Ino instead of Sakura on his way out of the village, and learns a valuable final lesson: don't start a clan war with three others. Especially if yours happens to be dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,850 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 112 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Inoichi Y., Naruto U. - Complete
TUAOA:tired of the mask by Kitnight reviews
Naruto decides to drop the mask of happyness. Hinata follows suit. who will help them get back from the brink of darkness. Semidark naruto-semidark Hinata. Naru x Hina x Haku x Ino
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,286 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruko U., Hinata H.
An Animorphs Christmas Carol by Sarah1281 reviews
It's been a few months since the end of the war and Jake's inability to move on is really worrying people. They do their best to reach out to him but nothing seems to work. Can four spirits help him find his way again?
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,319 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Jake - Complete
How HP and the DH should have Ended by sprinter1988 reviews
There comes a time for every Harry/Hermione shipper when they write a story like this one, so here is mine. A new ending for Deathly Hallows. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 209 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Mess With the BDA! by Drauchenfyre reviews
Ever wonder why Voldie & Co. never attacked the Grangers? The answer: Professional Courtesy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
For Want of a Nail by The Lark reviews
A parody of the six origin stories, with a twist
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,950 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Duncan - Complete
How a Slytherin Deals With a Troll by Drauchenfyre reviews
You would think outsmarting a Troll wouldn't be all that impressive...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 91 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 2,165 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 4,095 - Follows: 844 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Funayuurei by Akatsuki210 reviews
Danzou sits in his darkened house, listening for a knock on his door that he hopes will never come. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Danzō S., Shisui U. - Complete
Not Even Death by Lucillia reviews
DI Lestrade reflects on a family legend.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/23/2011 - DI Lestrade - Complete
A Different Path by zArkham reviews
What if Harry had someone at the end of the Deathly Hallows to give him a different perspective on things? How might have this affected his decision to go to his death to save the magical world? HP/LL/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 222 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Modest, Too by Luan Mao reviews
Tear it all down and build it back up, better. It's a modest goal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 61,289 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Harry P., Tracey D.
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 4,802 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
The Trouble With Horcruxes by Vaneria Potter reviews
Horcruxes have been documented before, and Voldemort is far from the only person to have sought immortality... NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY! HUMOUR BORDERING ON CRACK FIC!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Alexithymia by peterpauper reviews
There's more to living than being alive. GrimmjowxOC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,795 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 5,574 - Follows: 3,019 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Wizard Behind the Wheel by willyolioleo reviews
Who knew that getting a driver's license could be such a hassle? Epilogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 163 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
Nemesis by mousestalker reviews
The Hero of Ferelden made some enemies on her way to the top. This is one young man's story.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Cammen, Cousland - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 6,168 - Follows: 2,203 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Power Play by Savile reviews
The Dursleys taught Harry one thing, there are those who have power and those who desire it. He knows which one he wants to be. Post GOF. ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,853 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Daphne G.
Sharingan Naruto by Lucillia reviews
How Naruto could end up with the Sharingan without getting a transplant, Kyuubi induced upgrade, or different parents.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fullmetal Fox II: Crimson Tears by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Continues the story of Naruto Elric as he leaves Konoha behind on a journey that will bring pain and suffering. Naruto/Hana/Anko/Temari/Haku pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,309 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 2,571 - Follows: 592 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Way of the Jinchuuriki: Revamped by Zagger the Bloody Angel reviews
Failing to kidnap Hinata, the Cloud sought forgiveness and in exchange they sent over a shinobi in training to rid themselves of a threat, the young vessel of Nibi. Placed in an apartment with a pain filled, emotionally scared blonde... Can she save him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 221,556 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Yugito N., Naruto U.
Hijacking the Kangaroo Court by sprinter1988 reviews
Harry stands up for himself during his trial and the beginning of OotP. What will the outcome be? Mentions of H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 2,832 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Life Debts by arekay reviews
Different Ending to HBP. Harry's leaving school but doesn't want Ron and Hermione to come with him. Find out why. Rating it T just to be safe. Will probably be a oneshot. Not a Ha/Hr. Slight amount of what might be considered bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Real Skill by fringeperson reviews
Don't own. Oneshot. Consider the skill-set of the ninja in relation to their profession. Big, flashy jutsu and in-your-face martial arts has never been what they really did. They are the shadows. Behold: Naruto has NINJA skills.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 343 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Saying No by koneko zero reviews
"I'll go with you." He knows what he's supposed to say. The only problem is that what he wants to say doesn't match it. SPOILERS for DH / DHpt2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Two Of Us by QuoteMyFoot reviews
A collection of oneshots in the 20 Truths format. Creative licence will be used to the full. 15: Jiraiya never had children. But then again, he did have Minato, and that was enough.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,181 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jiraiya, Minato N.
Mother Of The Year by mousestalker reviews
When Alistair broke up with Fenaria Mahariel he left some of himself behind with her. Now she has to deal with a broken heart and being a mother.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Alistair, Mahariel - Complete
Memorium by Aesop reviews
The use of memory altering spells is common in the HP books. Protecting their secrecy comes before everything else, and justifies any action. Or so they believe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,696 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 128 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Amelia B. - Complete
Muggleborn Champion by Luan Mao reviews
Champions come in many shapes, sizes, and hairstyles. And their Quests are even more varied. Sequel to Muggle Champion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,158 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 110 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Fire by Lucillia reviews
Vernon can learn to be decent, all it takes is the death of the Boy-Who-Lived and several decades to see the consequences unfold. Vernon goes back to prevent 8 year-old Harry from dying in a fire that Petunia set intending to get the boy into trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Death Comes to Hogwarts by Nate Grey reviews
Harry and Hermione interrupt a prank gone too far against Luna. In a flash, seven students are dead. Now Harry and Hermione struggle to find a way to move on and save Luna, but the greater problem may be that Luna doesn't want to be saved. H/H
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,408 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Masquerading Lies by heb1991 reviews
Six guests, five innocent, four questions, three corpses, two suspects, one liar, no escape. And to think that nothing went according to plan. Dark Brotherhood:: Whodunit?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,336 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
Sorting in Haiku by Vaneria Potter reviews
After a thousand years of Rhyming Verse, the Sorting Hat decides to try something new...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Sorting Hat - Complete
The Sorting That Never Happened by Keira-House M.D reviews
In which Hermione has designs to take over the wizarding world, Harry is having an identity crisis, Draco has daddy issues and Ron doesn't fit anywhere. An AU sorting of the Golden Trio and a few other members of their year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Muggle Champion by Luan Mao reviews
Hogwarts's education was useless in preparing students for real-life tasks, such as a tri-wizard tournament. What should Harry do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,257 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 272 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Class Pairings by Lucillia reviews
The reason why the Houses are paired the way they are in Potions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Complete
Boutoku no Naruto by Thanathos reviews
We all know that Naruto is famous for his use of the Kage Bunshin, the jutsu he learned from the Forbidden Scroll. But what if things had been different? What if Naruto had chosen a different jutsu to learn, a darker one? What would happen then?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,921 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 2,191 - Follows: 2,187 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Naruto U.
KYUUBI RULES TO LIVE BY by AyumiFallassion reviews
What does the Sanbi have to do with anything? Why are razors and glue banned? Why do oil, matches and ninja make a bad combination? And what is up with the sheep! When it comes to Kyuubi and Naruto, anything is possible! Companion to Fox Leaves.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
My Slytherins by Elysia1 reviews
COMPLETE: A missing moment featuring Remus' boggart lesson with the Slytherins. Set in Harry's third year. Protective Snape and generally awesome Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Remus L., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Tête à tête With Tom by knuckz reviews
It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the 2011 DLP April Humor Competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 359 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Can't Be by Sarah1281 reviews
Years of her life went into restoring the Eluvian and now with, one well-meaning possession, it's ruined. Was Marethari right? Would it only have ended in tragedy? Merrill didn't know anymore but she wasn't sure it mattered. It was her life to risk.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Merrill - Complete
Father by Lucillia reviews
Hashirama couldn't remember his real father. There had however, been someone to fill that role.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Necessary Items by Lucillia reviews
An opportunistic and soon to be dead shinobi steals something that Itachi would really miss.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Complete
Genjutsu by Lucillia reviews
I wouldn't be surprised if somebody in the Naruto world tried something like this at one point. For one, it saves on clothing costs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Complete
Maker Damnit, Anders! by College Fool reviews
Because everyone's said it at least once.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Anders - Complete
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 2,396 - Follows: 2,357 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Getting Away With It by mongoose-bite reviews
Hawke decides not to tell Fenris about his mage-friendly activities, but realistically he's going to find out about it sooner or later. Implied M!Hawke/Fenris
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris - Complete
Paying Rent by ncfan reviews
-Hiashi, Tsunade- Tsunade has something she wants to discuss with Hiashi.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Hiashi H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Minato and the Hyuuga Twins by Lucillia reviews
The incident Kakashi alluded to in Not Quite a Kage Killer in which Minato kisses the Hyuuga twins.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 69 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Minato N., Hizashi H. - Complete
Elopement It Is by Sarah1281 reviews
Leandra's parents don't react well to the news that she's planning on running off with an apostate no matter how many apostates Gamlen's run off with or how much of a romantic cliché the first meeting was. And Leandra had better not be pregnant...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Leandra H., Gamlen A. - Complete
The Next Morning by willyolioleo reviews
What if, in first year, the traps were truly designed to prevent a dark wizard from reaching the Philosopher's Stone? What chance do a bunch of first-years stand? Answer: none at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 87 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Orphaned by Sarah1281 reviews
Breaking the news was always going to be horrible but it would have been better if her sister had been the one to do it. Unfortunately, Aurelia never could manage to bring herself to visit the Circle so Gamlen was left to tell Bethany about her mother.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Bethany H., Gamlen A. - Complete
I am a Dog by Mighty Crouton reviews
I wish I could have warned them. I wish I could have kept my family together. I wish I could have prevented Carver from leaving for Ostagar. But I cannot do these things. For I am a dog, and dogs cannot speak. DAII, One-shot, Dog's story.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Complete
Like Watching a Shipwreck by Sarah1281 reviews
Varric is well-accustomed to having to pay to keep his friends safe. Still, he had hoped that they had more sense than to PROVE that they had mages among them in the Gallows in front of Cullen. Apparently not. This part was being edited out of history.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Varric T., Cullen - Complete
Take A Man's Cat by Sarah1281 reviews
New Orlesian Warden-Commander Fayle Fahlgai felt perfectly justified assigning Anders a templar stalker and making him get rid of Pounce but he never expected his predecessor Angélique Amell to take issue with this and force him to apologize...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Anders, Amell - Complete
Heavy In Your Arms by Mighty Crouton reviews
For a long time, Marian Hawke was my intellectual and personal enemy. She was no inspiration, but the catalyst behind my need to start this revolution. Rival!Anders x MageHawke, DAII, Spoilers.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4865 - Favs: 5,704 - Follows: 4,102 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
A Hero Dies Under Amber Skies by Slayer End reviews
AU Naruto/Star Wars: Clone Wars unlike any other... Naruto, on a mission that would decide the fate of the Shinobi world, is supposedly drowned in tree sap. 100 million years later, an Amber fossil is discovered by the Republic. Who is this dark, odd man?
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,307 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U.
Good! by mousestalker reviews
Neria Surana solves a mystery. Rated 'M' for a reason. This story was inspired by a prompt over at kmeme:
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Alistair, Surana
Crimson Fog by Akatsuki210 reviews
In the Blood Mist Village, not all is as it seems. Zabuza is convinced that the Mizukage has fallen under foreign influence, and he's determined to do something about it. One shot, set pre-series, manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Drauchenfyre reviews
Following his recovery of the Ring Horcrux, Albus Dumbledore visits an old friend for advice...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Bloodlust by Hawki reviews
Poem: Doomhammer was distrubed at the bloodlust that held sway over his people, just as much as the sway of the Shadow Council. Yet as the First War raged, he would serve the Horde until the end...
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Orgrim Doomhammer - Complete
Smiles by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Ichiraku's wasn't always Naruto's sanctuary. Teuchi the owner didn't always like him. But, sometimes, it is easier to see the good in people than it is the bad. Oneshot, origins of the Ichiraku/Naruto friendship.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Teuchi, Naruto U. - Complete
Crying Wolf by Drauchenfyre reviews
During Harry Potter's second year, Severus Snape hears some unwelcome truths from a fellow Professor...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/2/2011 - A. Sinistra, Severus S. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 8,512 - Follows: 3,199 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
My Son by Lucillia reviews
A father watches over his son from the afterlife.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Complete
Strange Pairings by mutive reviews
Random kink meme fills that don't fit anywhere else. In this installation, a man destroyed by magic and power is redeemed by the simple and mundane.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,773 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Cullen, Goldanna - Complete
Silly and Smutty by mutive reviews
Random goofy fills.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Alistair, Dog
Missing by Akatsuki210 reviews
One shot. Pain's Gedo Rinne Tensei resurrected their loved ones, but sometimes the shinobi of Konoha wonder what else might have come through that doorway between this world and the next...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Complete
The Boy Who Did Become King by Sarah1281 reviews
From the stables, to the Chantry, to the Grey Wardens, to the throne. Alistair's faced it all with his usual levity and attempt to fulfill his sometimes conflicting duties and he'll continue to do so. A series of Alistair-related BSN prompts.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,210 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Alistair - Complete
Never Compromise by Sarah1281 reviews
Anders had always known that he wanted to be free, even before he was taken to the Circle, and he wasn't about to let anything or anyone convince him otherwise no matter where the path to freedom may lead him. A series of Anders-related BSN prompts.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,559 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Anders - Complete
Unstoppable by demonicnargles reviews
In which Naruto achieves mastery of two, and only two, jutsu. In which Naruto has a great deal of chakra. In which Naruto is unstoppable. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Father's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
The Yondaime Hokage, Namikaze Minato survived the Kyuubi's attack and the loss of his beloved wife.Now he must do everything in his power to protect his son and help him reach his dream, to become Hokage. Naru X Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,480 - Reviews: 2381 - Favs: 2,252 - Follows: 2,154 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Luck of a Crow by Sarah1281 reviews
Zevran was born into slavery and lived to die but somehow fate always seemed to have other plans for him. Through his darker moments to his most unsuccessful assassination ever, he always came back in one piece. A series of Zevran-related BSN prompts.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,777 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Zevran A. - Complete
Into the Light by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: Demons are foul creatures, bringing nothing but death and destruction. Then again, sometimes angels aren't much better.
Diablo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Barbarian, Malthael - Complete
Thieves Like Us by neaira.awakened reviews
AU fic where Daveth and Jory survive the joining, and join Brosca and Alistair on their quest. Can two thieves find the strength in each other to uphold their newly sworn oaths?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,199 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Daveth, Brosca
A Fereldan Carol by mille libri reviews
Loghain Mac Tir was having his best day of the Blight ... until Maric's ghost showed up and informed him that three more spirits would be disrupting Loghain's peaceful night's sleep.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,286 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Loghain M. T. - Complete
Do I have to take it off? by UNseated4TH reviews
Written pre-364. Just what are Aizen, Gin and Tousen doing inside the barrier? Gin bought poker cards! But he forgot the chips...What to use instead? And when does the barrier disappear? Oh dear. And Yamamoto thought he'd seen it all.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Taking Advantage by lord of the land of fire reviews
Shinji finds himself without his memories. Surely though the people around him won't try to take advantage... right?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Complete
Ukitake's Christmas Delivery Service by UNseated4TH reviews
Christmas is near and everyone is celebrating! Even Aizen is getting into the spirit of the season. But when Ichigo is dragged into a Seretei xmas delivery service with Ukitake, the quiet holiday he wanted with family and friends wont be so..NOW COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,340 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Ichigo K., J. Ukitake - Complete
A Dragon Age Christmas Carol by Sarah1281 reviews
The year is 9:29 and Howe is on the cusp of deciding to massacre the Couslands when he's visited by four spirits. Can they change his mind on the matter? If they can, just how will they manage to convince him and how 'changed' can he possibly end up?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,583 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2010 - R. Howe, Bryce C. - Complete
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Further Adventures of a Murderous Trollop by mutive reviews
In these shorts, psychopathic elf-mage Neria Surana proves that she will try just about anything once. Much to the dismay of those around her.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,555 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Cullen, Surana
Misconceptions by mutive reviews
Fairy tales always end with the marriage of a handsome prince to a beautiful princess. But sometimes there are no happy endings.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Anora, Cailan T.
Letter From Orzammar by mousestalker reviews
Lord Vaughan didn't appreciate being left to rot in a dungeon cell. F!Aeducan
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Vaughan, Aeducan - Complete
How the Loghain Stole Christmas by Sarah1281 reviews
Well, Loghain's been blamed for everything else so it's about time he's accused of stealing Christmas. Oh, if only it weren't such a dreadfully ORLESIAN holiday...
Crossover - Dragon Age & How the Grinch Stole Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Loghain M. T., The Grinch - Complete
Kmeme Gone Wrong by Sarah1281 reviews
Kmeme is most of the time all in good fun and some of it can be very nicely done. Sometimes, though...sometimes you get THOSE prompts that never should have existed. Prompts like Morrigan turning Alistair into a dog and the PC chasing after him. No smut.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Alistair, Morrigan
The Trial of Dolores Jane Umbridge by apAidan reviews
The trials of the Death Eaters and followers of Voldemort are winding down, but the Minister of Magic has saved the best for last. Former Undersecretary Umbridge is about to find out why crossing a bookworm is a very bad idea, especially this one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,618 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto of the Hydra by Draton reviews
Tired of the stares and whispers four year old Naruto hops on a caravan and leaves Konoha. 11 years later he shows up, after being taught by one of the strongest shinobi in history, Salamander Hanzo. Pairings uncertain. May change character category ltr.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,366 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Naruto U., Konan
Darkly Dreaming Harry by Lineape reviews
Five minutes pass before the neighbors decide to call triple nine; another ten before the fire-engine arrives. The Dursleys were dead long before that. Psychopath!Intelligent!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,801 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Harry P.
The Howes' White Sheep by Sarah1281 reviews
Nathaniel may not have been around when it happened, but it was clear that his father's actions during the Blight had all but destroyed the family name. He wouldn't rest until he found a way to redeem them all. A series of Nathaniel-related BSN prompts.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,145 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Nathaniel H. - Complete
I Am Not A Tragic Figure by Sarah1281 reviews
Aunn Aeducan, practical if sheltered exile, knows only two things for certain: if she returns to Orzammar she'll probably end up actually committing fratricide at some point and it's about time to show the world what a dwarven princess can really do...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 273,221 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Aeducan - Complete
Origin Haikus by mousestalker reviews
Six short haikus about each origin
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Complete
Like A Shadow by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Death follows shinobi like a shadow, haunting some more than others, but haunting all the same. And they all have their ways of coping. Oneshot. 12fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Lee R. - Complete
When in Val Royeaux by mutive reviews
Leliana arrives in Val Royeaux to discover that Morrigan is in the court of the Empress Celene - and is dressed terribly! She decides to stage an intervention. And in doing so, makes peace with a past that has haunted both women.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Morrigan, Leliana - Complete
Harry Potter: Shades of Grey by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: In terms of magic, there is both the light and dark variety. In general interaction however, there are many shades of grey.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2010 - OC - Complete
Chaos at the Landsmeet by Sarah1281 reviews
Alistair knew that the Landsmeet was supposed to be a very serious, very important affair. Unfortunately, the nobles decided to give Angélique Amell far more power than is good for her or Ferelden and so how could things not quickly devolve into chaos?
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Alistair, Amell - Complete
Top Secret S Rank Mission by Sarah1281 reviews
After Kabuto leaves, Aoba is left to try and explain what's happened to Naruto without revealing what's really going on...and Naruto, it seems, has plenty of questions of his own about this so-called 'S-rank ecology mission.' Recent manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Aoba Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Crossing the River Styx by Akatsuki210 reviews
Shinobi don't let anything prevent them from protecting their precious people. Anything. One assassin is about to find this out the hard way. One shot, minor manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Fugaku U., Itachi U. - Complete
Underage by Sarah1281 reviews
Just before his Calling, Riordan is called upon to explain the events at the Landsmeet that led to Ferelden executing their Wardens and being overrun by darkspawn. It all started when they were judged too young to duel and Eamon was chosen instead...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Riordan, Loghain M. T. - Complete
Forgotten by Sakiku reviews
Kakashi's trying to open a new bank account. However, in the process, he discovers a teeny-weeny tiny problem…
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 90 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
100 Most Evil by Lucillia reviews
What if Goku had gone the 100 bodies route to get his son back?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Goku - Complete
Absence by Lucillia reviews
A darkish take on what Goku was doing between leaving Namek and returning to Earth.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Goku - Complete
Treachery by Sarah1281 reviews
Arl Howe's treachery takes Bryce Cousland completely by surprise. He should have seen this coming and now he has no idea if his family is even alive or how to get to them, he doesn't think he'll survive leaving, and they don't want to leave without him.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Bryce C., R. Howe - Complete
Why Would Teyrn Loghain Charge? by Sarah1281 reviews
Against Loghain's better judgement, he charges at Ostagar and gets himself killed and the army decimated. In the aftermath at Flemeth's, Alistiar is left wondering why Loghain would do such a horrendous thing. Do or don't, it seems Loghain just can't win.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Alistair, Surana - Complete
Ridiculously Awesome by mutive reviews
Duncan made a mistake when he recruited a psychopath mage. It might have been OK if someone other than Alistair had survived Ostagar, but since no one did, Neria is able to use her freedom to turn the kingdom into something ridiculously chaotic.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,794 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Surana - Complete
Too Pretty To Refuse by Sarah1281 reviews
Angélique Amell is convinced that Morrigan would consent to being with another woman if only she were pretty enough. Morrigan, while admitting that Angélique is very pretty, is significantly less certain.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Morrigan, Amell - Complete
I Have A What? by Sarah1281 reviews
Anastasia Cousland confronts her betrothed about his hereditary elven appreciation everyone keeps telling her about and what it will mean for their relationship only to discover that, as usual, he has absolutely no idea what she's even talking about.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Alistair, Cousland
Shouldn't Have Gotten Involved by Sarah1281 reviews
As Elva slowly succumbs to the plague, she remembers just how the Alienage had come to this point. It had all started a year before with two reckless fools who hadn't known how to keep their head down. She had known that it would eventually come to this.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Soris, Elva - Complete
Awkward by Sarah1281 reviews
Alistair attempts to bond with Reidin Aeducan by gossiping about their companions but when he insults Morrigan, who Reidin's involved with, then any attempt at bonding ends and things quickly take a turn for the awkward.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Aeducan, Alistair - Complete
The Woes of Ser Cauthrien by Sarah1281 reviews
Ser Cauthrien thought she was ready for anything when she was summoned to Howe's Denerim estate but being confronted with the origin-confused Laiarda Mahariel bickering with Queen Anora about how to properly rescue someone proved that wasn't quite true.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2010 - S. Cauthrien, Mahariel - Complete
Prince CousCous by Sarah1281 reviews
Prince Cousland, a man determined to stop at nothing to be king, is well aware of the treachery planned by Cailan and Howe. They'd figure out about Cailan soon enough but if only they would listen about Howe! Maybe it would help if he were less obnoxious?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Cousland, Bryce C. - Complete
Unconventional Harry by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry decides to stop "rolling over" and "just taking it." He has "Marauder godfathers" and decides to have them help him strike back. A one-shot. H/G eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,781 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 517 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Limericks by Hawki
Diablo/StarCraft/Warcraft Poem: Three universes. Three stanzas.
Game X-overs - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Complete
For Love of Hate by BajaB reviews
Harry Potter knew love, when he was young, but he grew up using hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 302 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
We're Not Your Personal Army, Warden by Sarah1281 reviews
Angélique Amell is shocked and heartbroken when the Landsmeet won't let her be Alistair's Queen and so she decides to take the armies she's gathered up to Soldier's Peak until they change their mind. There's just one problem: they insist they won't do it.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Amell - Complete
Leliana for Queen by Sarah1281 reviews
The worst part for Reidin about making Harrowmont king was that he seemed to want Reidin to succeed him. He doesn't seem to understand the word 'no' but fortunately, Reidin has a backup plan to convince him: insist on making Leliana his queen.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Aeducan, P. Harrowmont - Complete
Expendable by Sarah1281 reviews
The Cousland Warden married Anora so he could bide his time and then use his assassin connections to dispose of her and become king himself. Unfortunately for him, Anora's not nearly as incompetent as he seems to think and isn't about to let that happen.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Anora, Cousland - Complete
Dreaming by Sakiku reviews
Kakashi has a strange recurring dream. And it makes him brush the edges of sanity. Maybe it even takes him beyond. Or maybe he is already on the beyond? Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Star Bellied by mousestalker
Aeronwyn Suranna travels to Val Royaux. Post Blight.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Surana - Complete
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 2,148 - Follows: 509 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
Epic Rescue by Sarah1281 reviews
The story of Zevran getting his hand stuck in a 'some dark hole' and attempting to free himself while Taliesin stands around being mostly unhelpful.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Zevran A., Taliesin - Complete
Through the Door by femalegamer reviews
Maric has fallen into a deep despair on the death of his wife. It is up to Loghain to dig him out.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Loghain M. T., Maric T. - Complete
A Lesson in Restoration by Amadaun reviews
It's only a healing spell. It's only a quick lesson. What could possibly happen? After all, isn't Martin a priest? A story told from four different voices. Rated M for sexual content and mature themes.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,754 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Martin S., Baurus
Is It Worth It? by Sarah1281 reviews
After Anders is brought back to the Circle after his first escape attempt, Irving tries convince Anders that he's going about resisting the Templars the wrong way but only manages to convince Anders that he deserves his contempt. For a BSN prompt.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Irving, Anders - Complete
Childhood Truths by Sarah1281 reviews
When Nathaniel was younger, he had thought that his father's nose made him look like a monster. As Nathaniel grew to possess the same nose, he forgot this childhood fear and only now realizes that he had been right all along. BSN prompt.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Nathaniel H., R. Howe - Complete
Dark Devotion by Amadaun reviews
A whore becomes an assassin. A healer becomes a killer. Loneliness becomes family becomes devotion. A twisted little story about a twisted little girl.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,276 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Lucien L., Vicente V.
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 2,275 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Is Real by lord of the land of fire reviews
This one shot was based on Rosario Vampire Season II chapter 34. What is real is not always obvious.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Tsukune A., Moka A. - Complete
Cailan's Shiny New Title by Sarah1281 reviews
AU. Ostagar isn't a massacre and the Orlesians help Ferelden defeat the Blight. In the wake of their victory, Cailan announces his plan to leave Anora for Empress Celene and Loghain tries to dissuade him from what he's sure is the end of Ferelden.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Loghain M. T., Cailan T. - Complete
Yukiko by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru's daughter had a secret that not even she knew about.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete
A Fortuitous Fall by Sarah1281 reviews
On Zevran's second mission for the Crows he was seduced by his beautiful mage mark and he agreed to speak to the Crows on her behalf...until she broke her neck while kissing him goodbye and he realized she intended to betray him all along.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Zevran A. - Complete
Not At All Impressed by Sarah1281 reviews
When the Templar Aeife comes to take Anders back to the Circle for the fourth time, he is decidedly not impressed and, to her great annoyance, decides to rate her efforts to bring him back.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Anders - Complete
Getting Away With Murder by Sarah1281 reviews
Caelavel Tabris had never expected that a year after taking the money and walking away, nobody would realize what she and Soris had done. Everything had gone so wrong...Even if no one else knew enough to blame her, she still shouldn't have come back.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Tabris, Soris - Complete
Rebuild by Nate Grey reviews
The Hyūga plan to rebel. Naruto planned ahead. Guess who wins? Another 'Naruto as Hokage' story to accompany "The Broken Bond."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
Plugging Some Holes With a Handwave or Two by Lineape reviews
When an author 'Handwaves' something, that means they plug a plot hole with a flimsy explanation. JKR loves doing this, but sadly, she doesn't do it well. Shall I plug those holes myself? Well, I'll do my best at least. Oneshots, Twoshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Harry P.
In Laws by Sarah1281 reviews
Post-Blight Loghain and Alistair are stuck alone in a carriage together and all Alistair wants to do is mock Loghain's Orlesian paranoia. This was better than being eaten by the Archdemon, right? It was getting harder to convince himself of that.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Loghain M. T., Alistair - Complete
Chocolate by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: What is it about Wonka's chocolate bars that compels people to keep buying them? The answer is a complex one, requiring deep study of the human psyche to understand. Or not.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/29/2010 - OC - Complete
Burning Wings by Hawki reviews
Poem: Icarus flew too close to the sun and paid the price for pride. But was the pride being punished his? Or was it that of Daedalus?
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Icarus, Daedalus - Complete
About My Father's Death by Sarah1281 reviews
Nathaniel's tried to ignore his morbid curiosity but he simply can't do it anymore. He needs to know if there are any truth to the rumors about how his father died and, if not, what really happened. He won't like what he hears but he needs to know.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Cousland, Nathaniel H. - Complete
Fun With Pirates by Sarah1281 reviews
In which Zevran must infiltrate a pirate ship in order to kill his current target and is seduced by his target's gorgeous wife. A lot. Maybe there was something to this whole piracy thing after all...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Zevran A., Isabela - Complete
Kindred Spirits by Prisoner 24601 reviews
When the mage Marcus Amell escorts Dagna to the Circle Tower, Dagna discovers that she has a lot more in common with the Grey Warden than she thought.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Dagna, Amell - Complete
If We Kill Him, We Might As Well Join Loghain by Sarah1281 reviews
Alistair wasn't happy about it, of course, but Angélique knew that if they didn't spare Zevran and allow him to come along then they would, ultimately, be forced to conclude that Loghain was right and they were all too dangerous to be allowed to live.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Alistair, Amell - Complete
First Time Out by Sarah1281 reviews
During Anders' first escape attempt, he decides that the best thing to do is to get an earring. They looked awesome and would serve as a reminder that he didn't belong in the Tower. He only wished he was a little more certain she knew what she was doing.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Anders - Complete
I am NOT a Mary Sue! by Madame Nope reviews
A World of Warcraft audition for "original characters" gives Vinaiya, a Night Elf druid, an unwanted insight into the twists and turns of fanfiction. Now with extra goodies inside. To be continued!
Warcraft - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,344 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Night Elf, Dwarf
Exactly What's Wrong With Orzammar by Sarah1281 reviews
Loilinar Ivo and Oghren Kondrat both knew that the other was really the personification of what was wrong with Orzammar and that drove them to argue like they did. Each time they saw each other was just another reminder.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Loilinar I., Oghren - Complete
A Future King's Second by Sarah1281 reviews
Dulin Forender and Vartag Gavorn both knew what their places in the world were and the future King they intended to serve. Having the opponent on the throne would be a disaster but it was up to them to make sure that didn't happen...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Dulin F., Vartag G. - Complete
When I Get Back by Sarah1281 reviews
The day before Zevran is to leave for his mission to Ferelden, he comes across a pair of fine Antivan boots in a store window. He almost buys them but refrains, knowing that should he manage to return he'll need SOMETHING to come back to...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Zevran A. - Complete
Orzammar's Most Ill Suited Deshyr by Sarah1281 reviews
Lord Helmi deeply resented his fellow nobles and the feeling was more than mutual. He just wasn't quite sure if it was worse to believe his peers were blind to the problems Orzammar faced or if they just didn't care.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Lord Helmi - Complete
Flesh Golems? Bad Idea by Sarah1281 reviews
In the wake of defeating the Harvester and escaping Amgarrak, Aunn Aeducan is left with one question: Why? Just...why? That would have been an incredible waste of time even HAD they managed to salvage that ridiculous and impractical research...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Aeducan - Complete
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4236 - Favs: 4,368 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Orzammar's Version of Practicality by Sarah1281 reviews
Lady Dace was well aware of how people saw her but it didn't matter. She was the embodiment of Orzammar practicality and she would do whatever it took to keep herself and her house on top.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Lady Dace - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Sarah1281 reviews
The day before the expedition that is to kill Trian and get Reidin exiled, Reidin falls in his duel with Mandar Dace. Looks like Bhelen's going to have to quickly recalculate if he still wants to have Trian killed the next day...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Bhelen A., Aeducan - Complete
Sins of the Father by Prisoner 24601 reviews
Loghain forces Maric to face the consequences of a royal indiscretion and a baby boy pays the price.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Loghain M. T., Maric T. - Complete
Fallen Idol by Sarah1281 reviews
Adal Helmi had always been more of a fighter than a politician and Aunn had always been her inspiration just by virtue of being a woman with power who chose to live by the sword. Now she was lost over the throne and Adal couldn't see how it was worth it.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Adal H., Aeducan - Complete
Living On Borrowed Time by Sarah1281 reviews
Frandlin Ivo knew that it was a bad idea for someone like him to get involved in the games played by those more important. He did what he had to do, though, but was aware from the moment he realized Aunn was alive that he was living on borrowed time.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2010 - F. Ivo, Aeducan - Complete
She Never Said Goodbye by Sarah1281 reviews
The Blight is over, Sereda Brosca lay dead, and Rica needs to find some way to deal with it. This would be a lot easier to handle if her last encounter with her sister hadn't involved disowning her. Rica knew she would never be able to make this right.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Rica B., Brosca - Complete
You've Been Staring by Sarah1281 reviews
Zevran catches Aunn Aeducan staring at his hair and demands an explanation which quickly leads to him wondering if he should change it and searching for suggestions.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Zevran A., Aeducan - Complete
Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 273 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Attractive by Lucillia reviews
It wasn't so much that Goku didn't know what an attractive woman looked like, but that Saiyans had different standards.
Dragon Ball - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Goku, Master Roshi - Complete
An Unfortunate Encounter by Sarah1281 reviews
While wandering the Fade, Nathaniel and Anastasia come across the spirit of his deceased father.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Nathaniel H., Cousland - Complete
His Preferred Gift by Sarah1281 reviews
Zevran and just why he's so fond of those small gold and silver bars.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Zevran A. - Complete
Refusing To Step Aside by Sarah1281 reviews
Trian's put up with quite a lot from his stubborn little sister over the years but when Bhelen warns him that she means to kill him to take their father's throne he's not about to just stand back and let that happen. Come tomorrow, he'll be ready for her.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Trian A., Bhelen A. - Complete
It's Not A Morality Contest by Sarah1281 reviews
After Odelia Cousland reveals that she's convinced Bhelen's done all he's been accused of but intends to work with him anyway for the greater good, Alistair takes issue with her definition of 'it's for the best' and they have it out.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
Avarice by mutive reviews
The most unforgivable act that Loghain commits is often considered his decision to sell the alienage elves into slavery. How could anyone do such a thing?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Loghain M. T., R. Howe - Complete
Anything Rinnegan Must Go by Slayer End reviews
On a whim, Naruto posed a question to Kakashi. "Kakashi-sensei, the Rikudo Sennin had two sons. One of them ended up becoming a Senju and the other became an Uchiha. So, where did Pein get the Rinnegan?" - A Oneshot and a Story Challenge from Slayer End
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Dust Town's Really Not All Bad by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the ever-optimistic Pollyanna Brosca is determined to believe the best of everything and everyone around her during her origin and things really will work out for the best no matter how much everyone else wonders what's the matter with her.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Brosca, Leske - Complete
On Second Thought… by Sarah1281 reviews
After seeing Alistair reacting badly to his attraction to a Warden he can't stand, Zevran decides to helpfully get involved and try to advise Alistair...until he finds out it's worse than he thought and quickly tries to extricate himself from the mess.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Zevran A., Alistair - Complete
The Queens of Ferelden by Sarah1281 reviews
After the defeat of the Archdemon, Arden Cousland goes to visit her predecessor and former lover in prison hoping to talk her out of choosing to die before swearing fealty to their new King.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Cousland, Anora - Complete
It was Never Going to be a Happy Reunion by Sarah1281 reviews
King Endrin lives to see Aunn return to Orzammar a Grey Warden but what, exactly, did one say to the daughter they left to die to avoid a scandal? He supposed forgiveness was too much to ask for.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Endrin A., Aeducan - Complete
Escape by Reyavie reviews
AU - What if the Orlesians did have something to do with Ostagar? What if the Warden knew? Who would believe her? What if, what if, what if she kept running?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Tabris, Loghain M. T. - Complete
She'd Almost Ended It by Sarah1281 reviews
If Sereda Brosca had then maybe she wouldn't be here now, watching Alistair trying to break up with her, knowing that this was the only outcome she could live with.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Brosca, Alistair - Complete
Variations on the Joining of Loghain by femalegamer reviews
A look at what might have happened between the end of the Landsmeet and leaving for Redcliffe Castle, particularly just after the Joining. Some are variations are humorous, but others are not. As you would expect, Alistair is off-stage, but there.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Loghain M. T., Alistair - Complete
GTA Vice City: The Life and Times of Mike The Goon by Tornmuscle reviews
Inspired by GTA IV's DLC. A parallel story to the original Vice City, starring Mike The Goon, a minor character in VC. Also featuring other minor characters in larger roles, as well as characters mentioned on Vice Citys oficial website. Please R&R.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009
A Simple Question by ClockRepair reviews
A young Itachi's life is screwed over by a series of questions asked by an even younger Sasuke. Warning for Itachi OOC-ness. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,722 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
So, Did You and Oghren Ever…? by Sarah1281 reviews
Right before Aunn leaves the Keep to return to Orzammar, Sigrun finally works up the nerve to ask if she'd ever been interested in Oghren since he was the only male dwarf around...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sigrun, Aeducan - Complete
Karma by ellemarchen reviews
You think it's karma because it's the only possible explanation that such a horrible human could be wearing your most precious person's face.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Madara U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Meeting With Mini Itachi by Sarah1281 reviews
After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
Hubris by femalegamer reviews
Ten years or so after the Blight has ended, Neria Surana finds what has become of the man she once loved. End of game spoilers, etc.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Alistair, Surana - Complete
The Broken Bond by Nate Grey reviews
After Sasuke's betrayal, Karin finds herself living peacefully in Konoha. But when Suigetsu and Jūgo come looking for her, the reunion doesn't go as she thought it would.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Karin U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Why Can't You Just Do It? by Sarah1281 reviews
To say that Alistair is reluctant to do the Dark Ritual is an understatement. Fortunately, he's just had a brilliant idea: his mage friend and fellow Warden Caunira Surana can do the ritual with him instead, right? Right? Not exactly...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Alistair, Surana - Complete
Philosophy of a Ninja by Larry Huss reviews
An alternate take on Naruto and Neji in the Arena of at the Chunin Exams.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Pretty by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: Ghost trainees were divided by age, hence why Nova didn't spend much time in the section of the Ghost Academy used for children. Still, circumstances dictated otherwise. And with some surprising results...
StarCraft - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Nova, John R. - Complete
Reflection by Nate Grey reviews
Very little good can come of Danzō and Sai in the same room as Tenten's corpse. Very, very little.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Danzō S., Sai - Complete
Into Oblivion and Beyond by dorawarrior reviews
sequel to Murder and Love...a mysterious creature ends up in the dungeons of the Imperial City...with a purpose foreseen by an ill fated Emperor...and two old characters somehow end up as his sidekicks...CHAPTER 11 UP! Disclaimer: I don't own Oblivion
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,075 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 3/15/2008
Wizards are stupid by Lineape reviews
A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P.
Deicide by Laora reviews
Aizen has prepared a defense for every type of assault imaginable...except one.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Chizuru H., S. Aizen - Complete
Fear of Ruling by Sarah1281 reviews
Bhelen's plot to convince his brother that Trian's out to kill him hits an unexpected snag as he realizes that Reidin's terrified at the prospect of having to rule and views their other brother as his last line of defense...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Bhelen A., Aeducan - Complete
Elevation by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: Telepathy can be either a gift or a curse. Trapped in an elevator with Morgan Calabas, it was definatly a case of the latter for Nova.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Nova, Morgan C. - Complete
Chase by Lucillia reviews
The reason why Naruto was allowed to wear "kill me" orange.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 162 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Wait, You Already Knew? by Sarah1281 reviews
Poor Alistair has been worrying for weeks on how to break the news to Angélique that he's the son of King Maric...only to find out that not only was she well aware of this fact but she didn't even realize it was supposed to be a secret.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Alistair, Amell - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Lestrange Lesson by Nate Grey reviews
Draco learned Occulmency quickly, but only because Bellatrix gave him a memory that he would desperately need to hide.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Bellatrix L., Draco M. - Complete
Murderer by Lucillia reviews
The story of a Murderer as told by four people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
Rampant by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: A rampant AI is defined as one that has experienced a breakdown in discipline. Still, as one unlucky Raven opperator discovered, that might have been an understatement...
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Terran, Protoss - Complete
Procrastination by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: "While society has long since accepted that Muggle-borns are just as capable of magic as those from magical families, it cannot be denied that such students seem more prone to distraction. Apparently there's this thing called the Internet..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2010 - OC - Complete
Diablo: Destruction by Hawki reviews
Poem: Baal was the Lord of Destruction. And as his army approached Mt. Arreat, it was a title he lived up to.
Diablo - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Baal - Complete
I Quit the Blight by Sarah1281 reviews
When Alistair told Ahria Tabris that being a Grey Warden meant that she wouldn't get pregnant, she believed him. She shouldn't have. Now she's stuck in the middle of a Blight with a child on the way and has to take herself out of the fight...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Tabris, Zevran A. - Complete
If Danzo Was Truly a Threat by Kuno-Baby reviews
What would happen if Danzo was truly a threat to the ninja village he resides in?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Danzō S. - Complete
To Extend Our Reach by Charles RocketBoy reviews
AU. Team Rocket never met Ash and as a result they successfully raided Viridian Pokemon Centre, swiftly becoming one of the organisation's rising stars. Of course, the higher you climb, the more dangerous it's going to be if - when - you fall...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,930 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō
Anora's Defense by mutive reviews
Alistair has a few questions for Anora before he feels that he can attempt to begin any kind of marriage with her.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Anora, Alistair - Complete
Endrin Aeducan and Endrin Aeducan by Sarah1281 reviews
In which King Bhelen confronts his Paragon brother Reidin on the fact that they've named their sons the EXACT SAME THING and they try to figure out which one of them should have known better...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Bhelen A., Aeducan - Complete
The Torment of Love by yamigirl121 reviews
Poemfic. Harry/Hedwig romance. Harry gets rejected by Hedwig.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Hedwig Thou Art My Juliet by yamigirl121 reviews
What happens when Harry and Hedwig's forbidden love leaves them imprisoned in Azkabam? Will they ever find true happiness? Please r&r it's really good!I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
A Sacrifice for Naruto by lord of the land of fire reviews
Hinata makes a choice to help Naruto no matter the cost.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 93 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Flashing Dagger Technique by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto masters a LETHAL jutsu and begins his climb into legend. Naruto X Sakura Yes,you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,652 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Haunting of Draco Malfoy by Nate Grey reviews
Draco remembers his dead aunt. He sort of has to, since she's haunting his house. But Bellatrix is still family, and so she is not entirely unwelcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Draco M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Broken Promise by lord of the land of fire reviews
A promise is easy to make but some times hard to keep. A broken promise leads to tragic consequesnces.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 77 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Reflections by Corvus corone reviews
The Gauntlet's spirit and its gift inspire reflection and contemplation. Six people from six origins look back on their past, all with differing reactions.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Complete
The Blackened Heart by lord of the land of fire reviews
An alteranate version of my story 'The Tempered Heart'.Following a tragedy Naruto is sent to a school for monsters. What will happen when the wrong person becomes the only one he can turn to? Nar X OC Warning! Very mature sexual material!
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,357 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Naruto U.
That's How It Goes by Corvus corone reviews
The Awakening crew want to know how their Commander defeated the Blight. A few tall tales are told and everyone is thoroughly confused. Fun for all!
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Anders, Oghren - Complete
Shifting Connections by anothvortex reviews
The sequel to "Eye Envy." Hinata has run out of time. The elders want a successor, hopefully one who did NOT declare her love to the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, in place. However, they did not take certain changes into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 201 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Hinata H., Hanabi H. - Complete
Kiss The Rain by Lady Kogawolf reviews
She learns the truth about a cold blooded killer, and finds that sometimes, things are not always as they seem. *This fic does contain spoilers. This warning will serve through this entire fic.*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,651 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Itachi Sensei by Sillusion reviews
Itachi doesn't want Sasuke to have to suffer from the Uchiha Clan's massacre, so instead of telling the Hokage about the Uchiha's plans, he forges his own path. Itachi trains Team 7, and leads them to fight for the Will of Fire.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,409 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
They Can’t All Be Warden Material by Sarah1281 reviews
Angélique Amell, shallow, self-centered, and rather oblivious though she is, still had no business being so shocked to find out that the ever-stuttering Cullen liked her, at least if you ask an exasperated Alistair and the ancient Wynne.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Amell, Cullen - Complete
Dragon's Blood by Parmecia reviews
The sequel to Dragonheart. Now defunct.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,142 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Martin S.
Just End It Already! by Sarah1281 reviews
Alistair valiantly attempts to save Reidin Aeducan's life by taking the final blow atop Fort Drakon, unaware of Morrigan's dark ritual. Unfortunately, attempting to explain the situation may allow for someone completely unworthy to steal the glory...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Aeducan, Alistair - Complete
At Least You Avenged Some Ancient Ashes by Sarah1281 reviews
After Wynne and Leliana slay Alistair and the Warden for defiling Andraste's ashes, Morrigan is forced to explain to them that they've just doomed Ferelden and not even to SAVE the ashes. But how were they supposed to know? Warning: character death.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Morrigan, Wynne - Complete
Painted by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: Ghosts are feared psionic assassins, supposedly the epitome of stealth, strength and human evolution. But if that's the case, then why do they like using nukes so much?
StarCraft - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2010 - K. Lockwell, Terran - Complete
But Good Luck With That by Sarah1281 reviews
Caunira Surana's heard Jowan's mad plan to escape from the Tower...and she wants nothing to do with it. She's been a Mage for two hours and already he wants her to risk Aeonar? Some friend he turned out to be. But still, she hopes it works out for him.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Surana, Jowan - Complete
The Pirate King by dorawarrior reviews
You were already the Pirate King"-Oneshot. Rayleigh reflects on Whitebeard's legacy...
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Whitebeard, S. Rayleigh
Pencil Pusher by QuoteMyFoot reviews
The most dangerous thing for a shinobi to be good at is paperwork. As Tenzou finds out, much to his dismay. Set pre-canon. Crackish, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Yamato, Ibiki M. - Complete
Uchiha Undercover by 1808565 reviews
The Hokage has given ANBU Captain Naruto Uzumaki a mission: contact an undercover agent and bring back his inside information. The only problem: she never told him that his contact had infiltrated the most powerful criminal organization in history.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,579 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 477 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Power by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: My response to the 'Banishment' storyline.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 183 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Hinata H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Family Resemblance by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Gaara always did hate their father. Kankuro used to be terrified he would find out about the family resemblance. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Of Pets and Exiles by Sarah1281 reviews
Aunn Aeducan knows the importance of connecting with new companions, but when her efforts to talk about pets with Anders makes him run away, she decides to bond about being exiled with the angriest member of the group...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Aeducan, Velanna - Complete
Special Rule by lord of the land of fire reviews
Kurumu breaks the Specail Rule that all succubi are expected to follow.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Tsukune A., Kurumu K. - Complete
No! Mhairi! She Was A Female Warrior! by Sarah1281 reviews
Anastasia Theirin is greatly upset when one of her recruits dies in the Joining...especially since it was the only female warrior she had and now she has to take Oghren everywhere. Luckily, Alistair stops by on his way to the Bannorn to cheer her up...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
One Night, One Kid, One Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
Reidin is avoiding choosing his father's successor when suddenly he runs into a woman claiming to have had his child. That could very well be true but if he's actually expected to do something about it it might be helpful if he had any idea who she was...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Aeducan, Mardy - Complete
Better to Honour by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 240 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Four Ways to Avoid Exile by Sarah1281 reviews
Bhelen's plan was brilliant but it wasn't perfect. If different choices had been made, if things had gone differently then Aunn might never have been exiled and Trian might even have lived. Four ways Bhelen doesn't become heir to the Aeducan throne.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,071 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Aeducan, Trian A. - Complete
Fate's Chosen by Luan Mao reviews
Harry dies and wakes up in Fate's office. You've heard it before, right? You're expecting a re-do fic, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 186 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
You Never Told Us You Were A Princess! by Sarah1281 reviews
Aunn Aeducan has just received word that her father is dead...and all her friends seem to care about is that she never mentioned the whole princess thing. Perhaps it's because they never bothered to pay the slightest bit of attention to her life?
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Aeducan - Complete
Rockband Anbustyle by flamingmagnum reviews
Uzumaki Naruto demon container, at the age of five years old is given a guitar for his birthday. Naruto is brutalized the same day, the anbu are getting sick and tired of his treat meant. Naruto will be raised by Anbu. full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,491 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U.
Underneath the Underneath by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Teaching children to be ninja is harder than it seems, especially if the children are good at it. If the academy instructors had decided to look underneath the underneath, what would they have seen? Oneshot. Rookiefic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 120 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
The Strawberry and The Fishcake by Uncle Joe reviews
Formely The Maelstorm and the Guardian renamed. Naruto Bleach Crossover. Naruto continuing on centuries after his love ones have died decides to spice up his existence by walking in a new world and which world is that, why Bleach of course. Harem lemons..
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,658 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 3,245 - Follows: 2,856 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Naruto U., Yoruichi S.
A Mother's Love: Fire and Blood by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to conquer and rule Konoha. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 118,073 - Reviews: 3609 - Favs: 2,357 - Follows: 2,088 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Kyuubi the BuiltIn Best Friend by Sarah1281 reviews
Kakashi is mildly disturbed to see Naruto sporting fox ears and a fox tail and even more disturbed to learn that they were apparently gifts from his new friend: the demon imprisoned inside of him. Is this Therapy Jutsu at work or something else entirely?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 181 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sasuke, I Think I'm Pregnant by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke's had his fair share of people claiming to be having his child but he'd never dated any of them before and they had all been decidedly female. Still, Naruto's quite convinced that he IS pregnant and logic isn't about to convince him otherwise...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 124 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Matter of Bad Timing by lord of the land of fire reviews
Some times the great tragedy isn't that we fail to love, but that we wait too long.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Greatness Thrust Upon Him by Sarah1281 reviews
Trian was always supposed to rule Orzammar after Endrin or, failing that, Aunn was. Bhelen's actions changed all that and suddenly he was called upon to become King. If he was going to have any hope of keeping that promise, he knew he'd need Aunn's help.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,990 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2010 - P. Harrowmont, Aeducan - Complete
A Disturbing Pattern by Sarah1281 reviews
Thinking about the Sannin, Naruto comes to an unsettling realization: two of them and their teacher were all killed by a student of theirs. Could the still-comatose Tsunade be next? Needless to say, he's not going to be taking any chances...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 180 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Most Awkward Reunion by Sarah1281 reviews
Anastasia Theirin had never expected to see Nathaniel Howe again and is now left wondering what you said to a man whose father you greatly enjoyed killing. Chances were, the reunion would go a lot smoother if Oghren hadn't decided to tag along...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Cousland, Nathaniel H. - Complete
The Conversation by Clell65619 reviews
Harry and Tom Riddle sit down to discuss a few things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 242 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
When all of Soul Society is That Part Of Town by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
And afterwords, when Ikkaku dragged Kira off into a corner, Kiyone turned to Nanao. "On the other hand, at least the score's even- you wouldn't believe how many lesbians I know."
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Nanao I., Kiyone K. - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by Ghostface211 reviews
Ichigo/Tatsuki AU. A story about how Bleach might have been had Ichigo and a certain childhood friend had been a little closer before Rukia shows up...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,710 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Ichigo K., Tatsuki A. - Complete
Breaking up with a Guy You’re Not Even Dating by Sarah1281 reviews
While marrying off Alistair to Anora, the Queen asks if Aunn will be a factor in their marriage and, upon finding out she won't, requests she lets Alistair know. Despite the fact they're not dating, Aunn agrees. She never said she'd do it the easy way...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Aeducan, Anora - Complete
A Tragedy, To Be Sure by Sarah1281 reviews
When King Endrin is on his deathbed, Rica hears the rumors of Bhelen's involvement in his siblings' fate and Bhelen is quick to tell her what REALLY happened and how he can't help but feel a little responsible...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bhelen A., Rica B. - Complete
The Couslands Diabolical Plot by Sarah1281 reviews
After a reluctant Alistair's coronation, Anastasia and Fergus realize they've somehow accidentally managed to control all of Ferelden through possession of both teynirs and marriage to an absentee ruler. Surely this was done intentionally...right?
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Cousland, Fergus C. - Complete
She Came Through Again by Sarah1281 reviews
When Ahria goes to tell Shianni that she's the new Bann of the Alienage, Shianni reflects on everything that led up to her suddenly becoming part of the nobility and how no matter what her cousin always come through for her.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Shianni, Tabris - Complete
The Aeducan Throne by Sarah1281 reviews
When Bhelen's sister returns, he can't quite believe she really intends to help him retake their family throne. He accepts her help, all the while trying to figure out what game she's playing and waiting for her to give her support to the usurper instead.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Bhelen A., Aeducan - Complete
Short One Male Warden by Sarah1281 reviews
Loghain doesn't survive the Joining and Alistair goes back to his fellow Warden to try and rejoin the team, claiming he was wrong about how morally bankrupt she was. Of course, she insists she's just that bad and would he mind sleeping with Morrigan?
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Aeducan, Alistair - Complete
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Acidwire and NeoIfrit reviews
Remember when Inoue Sora became a hollow in episode two? Well, what if the hollows who did it, hadn't been able to finish the job?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 70,142 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008
If he was less of a dicksucker reviews
Formerly: Homecoming. Itachi is dead. Sasuke is alive. It's not quite clear what Orochimaru is after their fight, besides creepy. Taka wants to live in Konoha. No TsunadexSasuke. They're the main characters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Tsunade S.