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Joined 04-08-09, id: 1894335, Profile Updated: 11-19-11
Author has written 1 story for Final Fantasy VII, and Eureka Seven.

Name: Larissa, aka Lacey, aka Larissi, aka a crap load of other stuff.

Anime: Naruto, Eureka Seven, Save me! Lollipop/ Mamotte! Lollipop, Air Tv, Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, Romeo X Juliet, Mermaid Melody/ Pichi Pichi Pitch, and .Hack

Manga: Most listed above plus Vampire Knight, Millennium Snow, Fall in Love like a Comic, Absolute Boyfriend, MeruPuri,
The Gentlemen's Alliance Cross, and +Anima.

Games: Final Fantasy VII, FF VII: Crisis Core, FF VII: Advent Children (as in the movie based off the game yes), Final Fantasy X (and X-2), Final Fantasy Dissidia, Final Fantasy XII, Tales of Legendia, Tales of Symphonia, Tales of the Abyss, Kingdom Hearts (all of the games), and Pokemon (every game back to Red, Blue, and Yellow version).

Books: Maximum Ride series, Inheiritance Cycle, Keisha'ra series, The Alchemist, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. [obviously theres more then that ."]

~身近にあるもの
常に気を付けていないと
余りに近すぎて
見失ってしまいそう - You've got to be extra careful with
the things that are close and dearest to you.
You know the closer you get to something,
the tougher it is to see it. ~ Closer- Inoue Joe - Naruto Shippuuden 4th opening

~when a guy says ur HOT
he's looking at ur body
When a guy says ur PRETTY
he's looking at ur face
When a guys says ur BEAUTIFUL
he's looking at ur HEART

Post the below if you think stereotypes are really just a bunch of crap. All bold below apply.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck-up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one."
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.

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Saving old bonds by UFDF Naruto reviews
Naruto has brought Sasuke back with Sakura's help, but war is on the horizon, a new enemy that no one has ever seen before has shown up and threatens everything he holds dear, NaruxSaku Bleach crossover into the Naruto world
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 159,131 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Another chance by toratiger reviews
Just after becoming Inuyasha's sister, Naraku decided to attack. Just before Kagome killed him he impaled her with a misama filled tentacle, injecting it into her blood, it Was slowly killing her. The godsdecided to let her live but.. Inu/Twilight
Crossover - Inuyasha & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 52,002 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Kagome H., Edward
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
No Longer Hatchlings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Takes place after FANG. Two Flocks, two destinies, one annoying Voice, and a whole lot of growing up to do. Throw in a kidnapping and you've got a teenaged bird-kid's worst nightmare.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,155 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Fang
St Fang's Poetry Corner by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, I got bored in Spanish class. Out of boredom, I decided to write some Fang-related poetry and other little writings. I learned one thing fo attempting this: I am no poet. At least it's kinda funny. Narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not again...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,661 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Fang - Complete
Forbidden Light Book One: Sunset Days by ShingetsuMoon reviews
Those in the dark have been apart from the worlds of light for ages. Now someone from the light wants them ALL gone and only Riku's light and dark can put an end to the coming war, but whose side is he on? Perhaps the light isn't so pure after all. RxK
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 174,803 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Kairi, Riku - Complete
Blue Wing x Red Whirlwind by Kurosuna no Kazuo reviews
The Continuation on where the anime left off! Rated M For Violence and lemons!
Romeo × Juliet - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,622 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Romeo, Juliet
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Drops of Rain by MidnightRiia reviews
Roxas sighed, "You know what? This is just making my head hurt." WARNING! MUST HAVE COMPLETED KH2! YAOI! Riku/Sora. Akuroku later on. Rated T for language. For now. Might change
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,092 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Sora, Riku
Not So Normal by Magnusdamora reviews
High school wasn't what Max expected by a long shot. Detention, boys, and learning have nothing on what happens next in her dull life. She believes she's losing her mind, but she finds out she's not alone in her fight to save the world. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 51 - Words: 113,229 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Movie Night by PureEnglishRosiex reviews
After being reunited back at the islands, Kairi tries to arrange a movie night with Sora, Riku and Tidus. Bad gags, "broken" popcorn machines, play fighting, Rikai and sing-along fun ensues soon afterward. T for slight suggestive themes.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Riku, Kairi
FANG: Archangel in Disguise by T-Bones158 reviews
Fang's been caught by Itex. While caught he meets a baby girl... that is his and Max's. after a year of Itex tests, he escapes with her and has to decide. Go back to the flock? Or raise his kid in saftey? OOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 129,078 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Fang - Complete
Kagome's Deep Depression by hei1324 reviews
Everything seems call and peaceful. Inuyasha, Shippo, Miroku, and Sango all have a chance to relax. Kagome is finally able to go back to school. But what happens when there is a shooting at Kagome's school? Can Kagome get over the trauma?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Thunderstorms by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
There's a Thunderstorm rumbling at the E-Shaped house and Max is helping the Flock deal with it for the first time without Jeb. But one of the Flock isn't too comfortable with T-storms...Itsy Bitsy Fax if you squint. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Cordelia's Story by silent-melodymb reviews
The story of Romeo x Juliet in Cordelia's POV. Benvolio and Cordelia's relationship starts amidst the start of a revolution.
Romeo × Juliet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,763 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Cordelia, Benvolio - Complete
Melted Strawberries by Kanetsuki reviews
Just a little moment of fluff between Roxas and Axel, inspired by beautiful long red hair.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Better than a dream by Kate Lotus reviews
What should've happened one of the nights Misuzu woke up in pain. short but sweet. plz read!
AIR - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Misuzu, Yukito - Complete
thinking of her by lizzardbreth reviews
Longshot has had a hard day keeping watch, and with Smellerbee going on watch right after him his agony is only worsened, so all he can do is sit and think of her. warrning: longerbee fic, male masterbation
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Longshot, Smellerbee - Complete
The Story of Justin by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
This is the story of Justin, Fang and Iggy's illegitimate child, who was adopted by Rosalie and Emmett. This story is a Christmas Gift to all my 'Avian Flu' readers. So, if you haven't read my other story, this may not make sense to you.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Sweet and Spicy by Owl-sama reviews
Katara notices differences between loving Aang, and loving Zuko. Zutara, with a eeny, weeny, bit of Kataangst.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Katara - Complete
All that Remains reviews
Cloud leaves Midgar with adventure on his mind, dragging his little sister Serah along for the ride. What inconvinenices could they possibly encounter along the way? CloudXAerith RentonXEureka
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Eureka Seven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Cloud S.