For four Roomates hiding the fact that they're not exactly human, it turns out they have some other interesting secrets too. Jack has a little friend. Mark's aren't so much. Dan is secretly clingy. And Phil is obsessed with houseplants, for completely normal reasons. AlienRoommates!AU. UNBETA'D.

The Alien Roommates AU nobody asked for. Basically a crack!fic. Platonic friendships. Includes Bossotronian!Jack, Warfian!Mark, Dismalen!Dan, and questionably alien Phil. Dissassociation series. UNBETA'D.

Muggle-born Phil Lester is delighted to receive his letter to Hogwarts, and he instantly befriends Dan Howell, the first wizard of his age he meets. But something isn't right about Dan. Why does he go through sudden mood swings? What secrets is hiding? Phil is determined to uncover the truth, no matter the consequences. PS- I made Dan and Phil the same age so it makes sense.

Dan and Phil get trapped amongst the characters they've come to know and love when they're somehow transported to the world of the Sims and have to establish themselves as they try and figure out a way to get home, living as if their whole lives were starting anew... (Platonic (yet still fluffy) Phan. Complete. Reviews greatly encouraged!)