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Joined 12-07-09, id: 2171188, Profile Updated: 07-19-10
Author has written 5 stories for Artemis Fowl.

Hello world.

Well I can’t say that there’s too much about me that’s unique or that you would really care about. I’m just a normal inhabitant of our planet that loves the smell of cranberries and the feel of grass between my toes. My dream is to travel the world, I love Greek Mythology and have claustrophobia. I enjoy getting my anger out by playing soccer, my fantasies out by drawing and my many thoughts out by writing. So welcome to my thought bank.

When I ran out of Artemis Fowl books, I found this site. So, I familiarized myself with the genres and sought out the authors that had made history here. Then, I got the guts to post some of my own words.

And here I am.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

PM me, if you want...I will most likely answer.

Before I go, I just want to point out that I don't usually reply to reviews. I would like to but I simply don't have the time. If you ask a question in your review, then I will probably try to answer it in either an authors note, or try to reply. However, if I don't get around to that, don't take it personally.

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Fowl Ties by Kitsune Heart reviews
Premarital relations, elf lessons, hot tubs, dirty dancing, pure torture, relentless gossip, brutal honesty, old shame, and bedroom games. Another collection of moments between Artemis and Holly. Chapter 21: He doesn't know what to do NOW, but I'm sure he could think up something good.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Iridescent by Kitsune Heart reviews
After the final battler against Opal Koboi, Artemis sinks into a coma. Upon awakening, he finds something inside of himself has changed. And something outside of himself, as well.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Payment by Scarfia reviews
AU Post-TLC Artemis has already discovered the price of his actions, but the question remains what will he have to pay with. Artemis/Holly Companion piece to Price.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,768 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Artemis Fowl: The Missing Child by te1gip reviews
Artemis's daughter has been kidnapted! And is then sent back in time to the Artemis of today. How will he react to a daughter he hasn't had yet? Rated T for safe. Post TTP COMPLETE!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,937 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Tabloid Fodder by Aleauxvander reviews
It was amazing just what they put in the mud man tabloids and the garbage the People chose to believe written in them about her and Artemis. Even if they were true. But he was right... That was a rather nice picture of her. Artemis/Holly
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Dreaming in Dreamland Too by charleyreede reviews
Wait, what?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,078 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Dandelions by ArmedWithAPen reviews
Holly teaches Artemis of the workings of the universe through dandelions. Artemis/Holly. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Hunter's Moon by whitealmond reviews
Something hollow had been filled, something hardened had been eased, when Artemis “met” and slowly grew to know Captain Short. 50 sentences from the 1sentence Livejournal community.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Superstition by kris932 reviews
“Some legends are just legends Artemis.” “Then you should have nothing to fear. “ he replied as he reached to hand her one of the acorns.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Smashed Together by Gun toten Girly reviews
Where believing in death, of happiness, of renowned love, and of rekindled friendships leads you to places so unexpected... it would almost seemed as if they were smashed together on purpose. -Collection of oneshots, times vary. Character death-
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Snap Shot by Caris L. Clearwater reviews
Just a short story on Holly trying to convince Artemis that they shouldn't have a relationship. My first story, so please R&R!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Guinea Pig by Moonlite Knight reviews
Artemis needs someone to test his latest experiment on and discovers why Holly is not the best candidate for the job.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Desiderata by Lli reviews
Yes! I am writing one of those "Artemis Fowl: insert catchy noun here" stories! An AU mystery set post-TEC. What could have happened if TOD hadn't. Holly is framed for the theft of a priceless artefact and finds herself in need of some assistance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,135 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/21/2009
Elemental by Liris reviews
Set after TTP. Artemis, Butler, Holly and Trouble are called together, but by who, or what? Will contain violence eventually, plot still under construction. H/A.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,473 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009
Dressed To Impress by broken-quill24 reviews
Artemis just smiled and turned towards the balcony, "Until next time."' A companion piece to 'A Night at The Ivy'. 20 years after his parents met, Artemis visits The Ivy and relives the...er, romance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Just A Dream by Power of the Pen12 reviews
On the eve of a big mission, Holly hears Artemis talking in his sleep. These unconscious words reveal more than Holly should know. A/H I'm sorry about the formatting problem. Bear with me.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,702 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
I'll Always Be Waiting For You by Power of the Pen12 reviews
Holly's husband, Trouble Kelp, has been killed by some old rivals; she seeks comfort with Artemis, who is painfully in love with her. Oneshot. Angst; H/T, one-sided A/H. Written before AF 6. The song is "Shiver" by Coldplay. Yes, a songfic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Chicken Soup for Arty's Soul by Moonlite Knight reviews
Artemis falls ill and loses his voice. And if that wasn't bad enough, Holly drops by for an unexpected visit. Poor Artemis. COMPLETE. Slight AxH.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Against Nature or the Change by Lady Arabella Malfoy reviews
Haven is on the brick of a natural disaster. Commander Short decides to ask for help her long time friend Arty. After 5 years of no contact she sees that he has changed... for good.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,152 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Nine Kingdoms by aperfectattitude reviews
Set a few years after OD. Artemis decides to help Holly and Mulch with a new case, involving a deadly stolen weapon, taking them through a portal to a new world. AH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,162 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Eighth Wonder of the World by Bananaz the Sugar Monkey reviews
Artemis and Holly are placed into the world of Romeo and Juliet, they are extremely desperate to get out.When life throws at them more than they can handle, it turns into something harder than they could imagine. AH, language Chapter 16 up!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,122 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Holly S., Artemis F.
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Unexpected reviews
This story is being continued by Wish You Luck.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,748 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Change reviews
Of course, when something dramatic happens, it's always to our favorite heroes and heroines, correct? Well this is no different. Artemis and Holly embark on a new adventure this time around, that will make Artemis rethink the impact humans have on Earth.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Simplicity Is Beauty reviews
Series of randomness, ranging from everything. Can't really classify them as drabbles or one-shots. Set at different times in the books.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009
Forgiving and Regretting reviews
He lied. There was no doubting it. What's done is done. It can't be changed. So he tries to make the best of it. Forgiving doesn't mean forgetting and living doesn't mean regretting. Alternate endings. Rated for language and just to be safe.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,336 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
All is Calm, All is Bright Until reviews
Christmas themed. Holly visits Artemis and they figure something out that shocks them both. Only a couple more days left till Christmas! Complete. Please review!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete