Hey there, thanks for taking the time to actually read my profile.

To start I love getting reviews on my stories. Now, when I say reviews, I mean REVIEWS. I do not welcome those who pick apart my spelling and grammar, or have ANYTHING to say about my writing style. I have taken plenty of classes and have developed my own style, and will not be changing it just because you don't agree with it. If you are going to review my story, then review the STORY. I do occasionally use other languages in my writing, mainly Spanish. If I do make a mistake with that, feel free to let me know. Other than that, please keep reviews to the story itself.

I always keep an open mind when it comes to my story lines and plot twists, so if there is something you would really like to see in my stories, don't hesitate to PM me or leave it in a review. You could also request a story if you would like. I will do my best to accommodate my readers. I do also post polls regarding my stories, so check my profile for those!

All of my stories are rated M and any new ones will most likely have the same rating. This is due to the fact that I'm not very good at watching my fucking language. My language is offensive, as is my choice of subjects, opinions, and pretty much everything else about me. If I do or say something to offend you, know that you are not special. I offend everyone. If I don't offend you, do not feel left out. Stick around long enough and I will get around to offending you. I get pissed off pretty easy, but I will not hold grudges (usually) so don't worry about offending me. I'm an adult, I'll get the fuck over it.

Enjoy my stories, reviews are appreciated, and have a great fucking day!

That awkward moment when you get really into a story and reach the end, but really want to read more... and then realize you wrote the story, so you need to write more*
Yep. I've totally done this numerous times. I go back and reread my story to get inspiration. When I get to the end, I'm like 'I want more, they need to write more' and then I remember I'm the writer... I may have a split personality disorder...