Living in the aftermath of war, Hermione Granger didn't realize she was looking for anything on the beaches of California, but she discovers a new side of herself through the eyes of Draco Malfoy. Post-war EWE.

After Draco Malfoy helps her out of a bind, Hermione decides to repay the favour when he is in need. Written for the Dramione Fairytale Fest, and loosely based on the Brothers Grimm fairytale, The Fisherman and his Wife.

Paired off and trapped in a ridiculous assignment, Hermione Granger is at the mercy of Draco Malfoy's sense of heroics and chivalry. She might be in for a long wait. Then again, every ferret has his day.

Professor Granger doesn't think she's looking for anything more than Professor Malfoy's offering. Until he isn't.

Draco tried to stay away, but she was his mate and he was ready to show her what that meant.

A childish Muggle game ends up revealing more than what either Draco or Hermione expected of each other on their last day at Hogwarts.

When Hermione Granger buys an expensive ticket to a charity masquerade ball being hosted by the Malfoys, she has one aim in mind - seducing the wizard of her dreams, Draco Malfoy. Will she succeed, or will her cunning plan all be in vain? Saucy, four part story.

Draco loses a bet and has to visit a muggle sex shop. There, he runs into a certain brunette witch, shopping for supplies. Shaken by the episode, his nights are haunted by several strange and very sexy dreams. Can Draco make sense of it all? And what is Hermione's role in all of this? Lemons. PWP. WIP. ***Nominated for Best Fluff in the Beyond the Book FF Nook Awards***

The war is over, and Draco Malfoy is tired of being the perfect, obedient pureblood heir. Now he wants to lose his virginity, stat. And since Draco is back at Hogwarts for his eighth year, there should be plenty of opportunities... right? Dramione.

Hermione could navigate the nuisances of the court room, but dealing with her lack luster love life was another story. When Draco steps up to be her fake boyfriend and attend Neville and Luna's wedding with her, she just might have bit off more than she can chew. With one bed, a fake boyfriend and a presumed one sided romance brewing, the weekend is sure to be a memorable one.

Just your run of the mill, potion-gone-awry love story. Dramione EWE M for language and just a drop of citrus. One Shot

Amy gives Sheldon a serum that awakens his carnal side in hopes he focuses all his lust and attention the object of his desire: HER. Only...it's not her. - Sheldon/Penny - OOC -

"He can see endless fathoms in her gaze, and he knows why men would follow a siren into the deep."

Hermione allows her roommates to pull her into a ridiculous dating scheme. Nothing good can possibly come of this nonsense... Dramione EWE. M Rated

His voice was husky as he let a dangerous hand trail up the length of her exposed leg, and rests his fingers on her hip. "Do you know how many men are staring at you?" She loves when he's possessive, "No...tell me," she smiles innocently. "Far too many," he growls in her ear before pulling her flush against him. AU - Sheldon/Penny - OOC - You won't regret reading it.

On the market for someone willing to look beyond his past and his family name, Draco signs up for a literal blind date. But his day doesn't exactly turn out as he expected.

She's an easy target and she knows it, the victim of various holiday tricks, bets, and wagers. This year, however, Draco Malfoy is the one knocking on Hermione Granger's door, and the old adage "pony up" takes on a new and rather literal meaning. M for language

Desperate for a change of pace following the end of the war, Hermione leaves London for a distant seaside town. There she stumbles upon Draco Malfoy, alone and seeking a fresh start. Written for Strictly Dramione's Summer Lovin' Fest 2018.

It's been a year since the Battle of Hogwarts, and Hermione finds herself at ball being held at Malfoy Manor, but there is nothing that can make her forget what happened there last spring. It turns out that she isn't the only one who is unable to cope, but Draco Malfoy proves to have the solution. [ONESHOT.] [RATED M FOR SMUT.]

Draco and Theo Nott enjoy the advantageous nature of witch attire at the beach. Summertime fluff written for the Dramione Fanfiction Forum drabblechallenge.

At Harry and Ginny's wedding, Hermione is very aware of her single status. But luckily for her, a certain platinum blond Slytherin is there to keep her company and show her that being single at a wedding isn't the end of the world. Saucy Dramione One-Shot.

Draco Malfoy has a bone to pick with Hermione Granger, because he doesn't like her. EWE. One-shot. Written for Strictly Dramione's Prank Fest 2018.

Hermione Granger needs something from Draco Malfoy. She's tried asking nicely, but he wants more. EWE. Granger Enchanted Awards 2018 Runner Up

Polyjuice gone awry, and Draco decides it's time to chase a little kitty. Written for Strictly Dramione's Valentine Fest

Hermione meets her blond-haired addiction. PWP. Written for Strictly Dramione's Valentine's Day Smut Fest 2018.

Hermione takes up stargazing when she returns to Hogwarts for her eighth year. But she ends up watching a constellation of a far different sort.

Following a tumultuous break-up with Ron, Hermione finds herself intoxicated and relatively prone to poor decision making after she runs into Draco Malfoy in a club, having been years since she has seen him. Upon seeking to escape the following morning, she realizes he is her new neighbour and is quite insatiable. Winner of best Healer!Hermione in the Granger Enchanted Awards 2018.

It's eighth year and Draco decides to grab life by the horns and go after Hermione Granger. He didn't realize she could be the bold one. Dramione 2-part short story. EWE

HIATUS - Draco receives a promotion at work and finds himself to be the new boss of a certain unwilling brunette. DMHG Post-Hogwarts EWE.

Draco Malfoy and Theo Nott find some questionable material amongst the Head Girl's post and become a bit intrigued by Hermione Granger. EWE 8th year Dramione. Though the title might suggest otherwise, this is a soft 'M'.

Draco Malfoy has been living in a world where wizards and muggles coexist with the help of Golden Girl Hermione Granger. When Theo Nott gives him a quick lesson in the fun to be had on the internet, Draco learns a tantalizing truth about the Gryffindor Princess. Suddenly he sees her in a new light. Dramione. M rating.

Penny's got her mind set on a new and seemingly impossible goal: seducing Sheldon Cooper.

After three years of a mundane, sexless existence and far too much wine, our favourite brunette happens upon the magic equivalent of a sex line. There, an intriguing, deliciously devilish caller manages to pique her interest. It's all fun and anonymous, u

All bets are off when Penny is bored and tries to distract Sheldon from his whiteboard.

After multiple restless nights, Sheldon decides it is finally time to do something he never thought he would do. What brings Sheldon to Penny's door late one night? How will their lives be forever changed? Sheldon/Penny smut.

Oneshot AU rated NC-17. Penny has woes in the sack with Leonard. Maybe the guy in the bedroom across from them can help.

During a hot summer night, Sheldon's air conditioner is broken and he seeks more than cold air in Penny's bedroom.

In which the internet makes them do it. Also, feelings might be involved. Shenny, eventual smut. Come on, give it a try. You know you want to!

Shenny and what the tittle says. Dedicated to SunnyCitrus10. Smut.

Sheldon found Penny's 'battery-operated rubber chew toy', but what happens when she tries to explain that he had got it wrong? Well, Sheldon DID always learn through demonstration… ONESHOT - M FOR A REASON

ONE SHOT What happens when Sheldon finds out what that chew toy really is for.

Sheldon renews an old conversation with Penny.

Penny decides to give Sheldon a lesson when they're alone one night. SMUT SMUT SMUT. You have been warned.

While cleaning, Sheldon discovers a box under Penny's bed that he probably should have never seen. PWP. Kink warnings inside.

After he asks her for advice on how to take his relationship with Amy to the next level, Sheldon and Penny are drawn to each other. How far will they take their attraction, and how much will it cost them?

Penny is alone on a Saturday night. Sheldon wants to learn how to tolerate touching people. complete PWP

Sheldon is advised by the University that his findings from his expedition require further field study. No one wants to go with him. Penny is back in school and Sheldon proposes she accompany him for college credit. Little does she know what awaits them

Basically PWP. I had to write it down before I forgot it! Rated M for a reason!

Penny and Sheldon are stuck in the elevator together. Their anger issues cause them to...overheat.

Penny goes to get the wifi password from Sheldon but what happens when she brusts into 4A wasn't expected by anyone. Smut. One-Shot. Dedicated to 'MyOwnStar'

It's been a hot summer, and Penny makes it hotter when she decides to solve the mystery of Sheldon's pants. Smutty fluff.

Penny's frustrated and Sheldon only makes it worse. Until she catches him proving he is human after all. OOC for Sheldon but that's part of the fun. Reviews and comments welcome.

"Come to bed, Kitten," he demanded in a sleepy voice.

Another response to the Kink MEME at livejournal: The boys debate whether size matters, and when Sheldon ridicules their pre-occupation, they decide that he's not packin' much.

Penny is wearing a new dress and Sheldon shuts down

It all starts when Sheldon has a bad week and Penny resets the balance unexpectedly... Smut. If you don't like it, don't read this.

A slightly OC fic featuring our favourite nerd and waitress, intended to satisfy all you Shenny lovers out there who want a little more smut. Warning: This fic's graphic, so know what you're getting into.

What if Penny's nighttime visits to Sheldon's room were just what they seem?

Written for the kink meme on Paradox. There's a break-in at the guys apartment and Sheldon is hurt. Penny makes him feel better. Rated M for sex and bad language.

Sheldon Cooper finds out that he's not always a creature of habit, all he has to do is banish a certain someone to find out. This is my take on what should have happened during The Panty Piñata Polarization.

Sheldon was whispering furiously before she'd even focused enough to see him. "I'm invoking paragraph seven of our recently revised friendship agreement!" When she continued to blink at him, he hissed, "The Plomeek provision!"

Sheldon teaches Penny to dance and discovers some feelings he never knew he had. Just a bit of fun for my first attempt at fanfic. Reviews appreciated, but please be gentle!

Penny adds a new routine to Sheldon's laundry night.

Sheldon takes the leap from theory to practice.

A sexy, accidental text becomes the cause of some unaccountable behavior. Penny/Sheldon, all characters. Rated PG-13 The M rating is for Ch. 2 only.

During the war, everyone turns to something or someone to maintain his or her sanity, and Draco and Hermione turn to one another. But something scares Hermione, and she and Draco will have to work through some major hurdles in their relationship.

The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”