Bella Swan, not one for Christmas, plans to spend it alone. Edward Cullen is the unavailable, gorgeous bartender at Forks Bowling Alley where she spends every Tuesday night. Could a late night ritual with him change everything?

Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH

Edward and Bella had it all, but one night changed everything. How will they survive when it all comes crashing down? Love, lies, loss...life. This is that story.

Bella Swan is getting married in two months. But nothing seems right. Jake's not the man she loves... Turns out she's already married to Edward Cullen, a man she can't remember after her accident, and when they meet again, he's not letting her go twice.

AH/AU ExB Lemon. Mid-Semester, Senior Year. Bella is escaping Arizona and starting over in Washington. An unexpected hook-up at a party in Port Angeles turns into obsession. What happens when desire becomes too much to control? Rated S for Snarling.

Outtakes to No Place Like Home...pretty much just random craziness

Bella, an intern for a popular Radio Morning Show in South Florida, enlist the help of her co-hosts to help gain the self confidence to catch the eye of a certain bronze haired neighbor. AH Cannon Couples

I saw her today. I wasn't impressed. But he wanted her, and that was enough for me. She was just collateral damage. AH ExB

Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.

AU-AH. Bella's been in love with Alice's brother for over 6 years now. When he shows up as a surprise and stays with her for a month Bella decides it's time to let him know and take the step beyond friendship and into the unknown. Complete/Being Edited.

She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.

First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then comes...a baby carriage? Bella and Edward both enjoyed their child-free life. What happens when one of them has a change of heart? AH,BxE,M

Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!

My one shot written for mskathy's Haiti compilation. A summer full of firsts: first real kiss, first times, and first loves.

Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.

Parents' death left her with a new-born brother. Claiming him as hers, she heads to her father's. How’d she cope her unsaid secrets with the green-eyed jerk’s advances & unknwn lurking danger,EXB,AH,Possessiveward. Razzle Dazzle & Silent Tear Award nmnee

Bella has liked Edward for years, but he's never even looked her way. Just when she gives up and begins to fall for one of his best friends, things change. AH, lots of angst, lemons.

After their honeymoon on Isle Esme, Bella gets to spend more time being human with Edward as they travel cross-country to New Hampshire and beyond, and learn about art, love and temperature differentials. AU. BxE. Newlyweds being newlyweds, so lemons.

Bella had trouble finding much else that moved her more than music. What happens when she meets her version of perfection? AU/AH. OOC. Rated M for citrus cocktails and f-bombs.

After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH

Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!

Edward is a Chicago firefighter who decides to move to Seattle to escape his past. Bella is a woman betrayed who has turned her back on love- until they meet. Will they spark into something beautiful or go up in flames? AU-H- M for language & lemons

New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.

Edward's only aspiration is to get into the school of his dreams, & in the process has found himself perpetually marked as Geeky Geekerson at Forks High. One day a sudden fall changes his life forever. How will this nerd deal with a force like Bella? AH

Fandom Gives Back outtakes - Thanks to those who bought these... you guys are awesome!

Bella is an up-and-coming chef and Edward is a persnickety restaurant reviewer with an axe to grind. Watch out! Things get pretty hot in the kitchen!

My Harley, freedom and the women I have waiting for me up and down the California coast are my distractions, that was until my Beauty turned my world upside down. ExB, AH, OOC, Mystery/Suspense/Romance

Edward Cullen was always a little on the nerdy side in high school. Bella Swan was always a little too hardcore. Geekward FGB oneshot for kezcullen. Rated M for lang

Bella is lyrical at heart. Tanya is all about the dollar. Edward just wants the girl who wrote the letter but figuring out who is who wont be easy. FGB oneshot for foosman. M for Lang.

Sexy rich boy Edward Cullen owns the most prestigious strip club in New York: Violet. Edward's one girl short and begins his search for the next dancer. His new potential? None other than Bella Swan.

Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.

By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.

Chapter outtakes from the story A Rough Start

**ON HIATUS** Edward Masen has life figured out. That is, until a new coworker turns his plan on its head.

Bella Swan is tired of her boring life and ready for a change. When former Navy SEAL Edward Cullen enters her life, everything will change, more than she ever expected. AH - B/E. Rated M.

Bella and Edward have been friends since diapers. Will a one-night stand alter their relationship entirely? Will Edward get over his promiscuous tendencies and realize his feelings for Bella? AH, OCC, BxE. Love, lust, angst, smut, and lots of Lemons.

A one shot written for the Support Stacey Auction. Smutty, vulgar, and meant for fun. AH, borderline crackfic. Rated M

Credit and Sales - often at war in Corporate America. When Con-Vert's new, young Director of Sales Edward Masen met 38 year-old Director of Credit Bella Swan, it was almost inevitible that sparks would fly. AH...RATED MA - ADULTS ONLY, PLEASE

Bella Swan is a novelist who can't find her words. Edward Cullen is a composer who can't hear his notes. When they meet, will it be lust at first sight or true love? And will the inspiration come? AH. Rated M for language, sexual content, & adult themes.

Bella is successful and strong and has everything she thinks she wants in life. A chance meeting with a mysterious Edward one night, potentially changes everything she thought she knew and wanted. AU/AH/Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and lemons.

Edward and Bella fall in love the summer before their senior year of high school. What happens when Bella's family moves out of Forks without any explanation, leaving Edward heartbroken and confused. Can they rekindle their love 2 years later?

Continuation of my one shot One Weekend. Bella and Edward have decided that one weekend wasn't enough for them, but certain rules apply. Rated M for multiple lemons and language. AH

Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH

Edward Cullen is a marine who has arrived in Forks after a two-year tour in Iraq, in search of ‘lucky charm’. Will it be what he has expected or will it turn out much different? Originally for the Off the Page Contest June '09 . Rated M.

Edward is Bella’s geeky tutor. Edward naturally develops a crush on Bella, but knows she would never be interested in nerd like him. But when something serious happens, and Bella needs help, who’s the 1st person she calls? Geekward Shuffle Challenge entry

ON HIATUS - What do you do in life when you fall in love with someone who you've hardly ever spoken to? Over 14 weeks Edward & Bella have numerous encounters in the elevator on their commute to work. Where will these encounters lead them? AH

Entry for the Summer of Smut contest. Bella rents a lake house for the weekend and when she sees the man who lives in the house across from hers, fun things happen. Rated MA for language and lemons.

Edward,once a geek, and Bella secretly crushed on each other since high school. Can their 10 year reunion bring them together? Is one night enough to squelch a decade old passion or will it fan the flames into an unquenchable fire. Lemmony/AU/AH/B&E

Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**

Bella works at a child care center and Edward is the single dad she falls in love with

Bella is coming out of her shell with the help of her two best friends, Rosalie and Alice. All three girls have visions of falling for the popular boys, but when Bella's life is turned upside down, will Edward be able to help her? Will he even want to?

Bella, suffering from an eating disorder, returns to Forks to care for her estranged father. She seeks comfort in Edward, an aspiring chef, who is having difficulty dealing with his own demons. AH, AU, OOC, B/E

Entry for the Fun With Your Clothes On O/S Contest. "She warned me if things didn't change she'd leave. Things didn't change. She's leaving... today." AH Rated M Edward/Bella

Bella has moved back home to Forks. It's only a matter of time until she crosses paths with Edward Cullen, her former best friend and first love. They both thought that they had moved on... full of angst. All-human, LEMONS.

This was written for Purdeliz for the Twi-Fic Gift Exchange. After Edward spends the night with the girl of his dreams at a New Year's Masquerade Ball what lengths will he go through to find out who she is? Rated M for Potty Mouth, dirty minds & some lime

Started for Happy Bday Nina Project & Cont for Haiti Comp. Prompts:Argyle, Darth Vader/Stormtroopers, & S'mores. What happens when shy nerdy IT guy finally asks his doe-eyed co-worker out on a date? Will it end w/ sweet results? M for Potty Mouth & Lemons

Kids and work have a way of pulling a couple apart. Can Bella and Edward find a way to reconnect and keep the love alive? Entry into Ninapolitan's DILF Contest. AH/OOC, *Mature Adult for Language and Graphic Lemons

A tragic accident and failed relationships. An absent father and overbearing parents. The desperate need to move on and a new beginning. Can they put each other back together or will they destroy themselves trying? AH, M for future chapters. On hiatus

Just as the title says - nothing but outtakes. I'll add outtakes, mostly from Edward's POV, as I write them. Enjoy! Rated M

These are different POVs, besides Bella of "Come a Little Closer Baby".

Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC

Selected missing scenes and outtakes from Reatil Therapy. Rated M for language and lemons.

AU/AH Just a bit of one shot fun written for Ninapolitan's FFFA on Twilighted. After years of secretly loving each other, will they finally find each other at a BBQ at Emmett & Rose's house? Enjoy!

AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.

When Edward suddenly finds himself as a single father will a change of scenery be the fresh start he needs? Will a new friend break all her rules and teach him what love is? Written for SSAA winner mcc101180. AU/AH/OOC. Rated Mature for language/lemons.

Well we have IGO, so how about a little EGO? This is where you'll find all the outtakes from I Get Off and will contain various points of view along the way. AH, OOC, *Mature Adult for Language and Graphic Lemons

When Bella becomes Edward's assistant and moves in across the street, what will happen when he takes in the view? And not just those of the skyline... AH, OOC, *Mature Adult for Language and Graphic Lemons

Just a little surprise for my awesome readers. Hope you all enjoy it!

Rose, Alice, and Bella work in the hospital ER. Edward, Jasper, and Emmett are firefighters who are brought to the ER one night when the girls are working. Sparks ignite. But will the flame remain when their love is tested? AH OOC Canon pairings

Bella is reunited with her childhood friend Alice under unlikely circumstances. When sparks fly between Bella and Alice's older brother, will she be able to resist? And what secrets is he hiding? Canon Couples

Bella has set her best friend Edward up on a number of dates with her girl friends, but none of them went well. Is he too picky, or is he just looking in all the wrong places? My entry for the Twi-High Anonymous Contest, with a few revisions.

Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.

Written for the Write What You Know Contest. Both aspiring photographers, Bella and Edward had quickly become best friends. She fell in love with him. He didn't feel the same... at the time.

Successful executive Edward Cullen is living a nightmare: the love of his life Bella Swan has disappeared without a trace. Raw, unedited. Continued by request and inspiration with prompts from Fictionista Workshop's WitFit challenge. RATED M. AU/AH.

My name is Isabella Swan, but to the rest of the world, I am Lady Bella." This is the story of how an international pop star and an extremely attractive USC quarterback find love, despite everything that tries to keep them apart. AH

Kim is clumsy. Terribley clumsy. But when Jared and his friends take advantage of that and accidentaly break her wrist, will she believe him when he imprints on her? Jared/Kim.

What happens when Edward, a handsome bartender, offers Bella a shoulder to cry on after a rough day at work and discovers they have more in common than they thought? For SassyK. Fandom Gives Back One-Shot. Rated M for dirty dirty things.

A mature spin on Twilight. Edward must work to keep Bella safe in his world while they both deal with the everyday drama of high school life. This is the Twilight you wanted to read. E/B, HET, Rated M.

Two strangers who have been admiring one another for over a year, find themselves seperated by fate and dream of finding their way back to each other. Fandom Gives Back One Shot for Nelln. Rated M.

Successful musician Edward Cullen could have any woman he wants. But there's only one he can't stop thinking about and she seems oblivious to his feelings. Could a Christmas wish change everything for both of them?

Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.

Bella stumbles into Edward during a girls night out with Rosalie, and what was meant to be a fun evening of drinking & dancing, turns into something none of them would have imagined. Rated M for Lemons. ExBxR

Edward is a 'beta' werewolf. He's trying to have an affair with Jacob's girlfriend.

Edward and Bella are best friends who are madly in love with one another, and completely oblivious to it. It takes one decision and the possibility of two months apart to bring them together. Collab with Risbee for Naughty Heels 80's o/s contest

One geeky Edward, one hot Bella and one snuggie. Enough said. Snuggieward written for Waffles5509 by RaeCullen, LittleClareStar and Agoraphobiantic. "It's just not a holiday w/o stuffing". Rated M for obvious lemons.

Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.

Bella is forced to spend the Halloween Night babysitting alone, but things quickly go from mundane to terrifying as the night progresses. Collaboration between Risbee & coldplaywhore. For Twilight Fright Night Contest. Rated M for Language and Lemons.

Fun Birthday offering for Ninapolitan's birthday. Prompts: chocolate starfish, feisty, stockings, D.I.L.F. When the good Doctor has an offer to visit the supply closet, what or who will he find? AH/OOC M for Lemons/Language

Edward comes home late one night from work and reminisces about changes in his life as gives his wife some quiet time and puts his six month old son to bed. Written for Ninapolitan’s D.I.L.F Contest. M for Lemons and Language. AH

What happens when you find the perfect person for you and they are too busy looking for Mr. Wrong. Would you be able to stand by…could you be their Someday? AU-AH B/E Rated M for Potty Mouths and Lemons OF COURSE!

Edward enrolls in Forks High after hunting humans. For the first time in his existence, he craves a human's body more than her blood. Will he realize that Bella is the girl of his dreams, or will his lust get in the way? Very detailed, Lemons, BxE love!

Bella has spent every Saturday morning this summer ogling that hot piece Edward Cullen. Why won't he notice her? And is she prepared for what may happen if he does?

When Bella's grandmother passes away, she leaves her house in Forks, which is in shambles to Bella in her will. What happens when Bella hires sexy contractor Edward Cullen to fix the damages? Entry for the Summer of Smut Contest - ONE OF TWO WINNERS -

Tutor-girl Bella Swan just watches life from afar, crushing on the most popular guy on highschool and star of the Tree Hill Ravens is not easy, but what if that crush goes both ways? SMC ENTRY One Tree Hill/Twilight - ExB

I stared at him, taking in the steel bar above his brow, the line of helix studs along the curl of one ear, the swirls of green and black ink around his neck dipping down below his shirt. And then I looked deeper." Tattward & Inkella. AU/AH BxE

A One Shot on ExB married life. A doctor Edward neglected wife Bella forgotten 3 year anniverary FAIL.

Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.

A Bella & Edward love story, circa "Twilight." There is a new kind of Evil lurking in Forks and Bella will require lots of protection, especially from that creepy guy. This will lead to lots of lemons! :D

Bella meets Edward on New Year's Eve, and they spend four whirlwind weeks together while he is on break from college. On their last night they take a risk and tell each other what they really want. For the Love Through Lemons contest. Oneshot. AU/AH/OOC

Upon moving to Forks Bella becomes spellbounded by her elusive and mysterious neighbour. Small town gossip and far-fetched stories tell her to steer clear of the beautiful boy that watches intently from his window but her curiosity ignores all warning.

Whn the cat's away the mouse will hire a hooker. My entry for the Love Through Lemons contest. AU-AH, ExB, Lemon, language

Edward gets a tattoo that symbolizes his feelings for Bella. How will she respond, after their long history together? AH for the Tattward and Inkella contest.

Edward Cullen tells the story about how he woo’d his lady love in 1988. He got a little obsessed, became a little stalkerish, and developed a voyeur fetish. In the end though, he succeeded.Oneshot.AH. Age of Edward Contest. Rated M for language and secks.

Love Through Lemons contest entry Bella's had a horrid day and Edward does his best to make it better. His VERY best ;- Just a bit 'o the smut AH/AU

Edward Cullen, grad student in Biology, has a wild night with a hot stranger and becomes obsessed. Bella Swan, his student, has a crush and a secret... Things and people are not always what they seem.

One shot very loosely inspired by the song. Hot, horny Edward, shy, bookish Bella, one night in his father's study... and feelings neither are prepared for.

Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.

AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.

Quick snippets of Edward and Bella's love affair and their exploits in bed. Chapters are not related to each other. AU, All-Human. Definitely OOC. Rated M for sex and language.

Collaboration with KatieBelleCullen - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights;that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY

When ten-year old Renesmee arrives homes from school one day, she reveals to Edward that she has a crush on her best friend Jacob, eliciting memories of him and Bella in grade school. Kid!fic. Pure fluff. AU AH, Edward/Bella

NC-17 One-Shot! Bella, being engrossed in a happily fulfilling, if conventional relationship, returns home one evening to find a side of Edward she's never seen before... a side we like to call: Domward. Written solely for my bb antiaol. NC-17/MA

What if Edward and Bella didn't forgive each other after Bella escaped school to go to La Push? Edward thinks that Bella belongs to him. Will Bella obey him? Lemons! Slightly to Very OOC for Edward. However, I think we can all see Bella acting like this.

Pure Christmas smut. Bella takes Edward's suggestion for his Christmas present to heart and it turns out it's a gift both of them can enjoy. Previously a one-shot, now complete.

The boring festivities of a traditional New Years party become more entertaining for Edward and Bella. One-shot, smut, Happy New Year!

Edward returns from a trip to a surprisingly empty house. Smutty, one-shot. LEMON. Rated M for a reason. Takes place post Breaking Dawn. Spoilers Possible.

A set of instructions, tasks to complete. A final destination, and a Christmas treat. Written for jandco and withthevampsofcourse’s “A Very Cullen Christmas” contest. Co-written with cevuplay. All-Human, Edward/Bella, One Shot Complete.

Oneshot. All Human. Lemon. Bella and Edward celebrate their first Thanksgiving together as a married couple. Co-written by HaydenMCullen and ashel-13.

Bella makes a harmless comparison, but Edward takes it as a personal insult. What does he do to make her change her mind? My entry for the DTE Contest.

Edward asks Bella series of questions that is soon followed by a night that she will never forget. All-Human, extremely OOC. Rated M for extreme lemons! Part of Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest.

When Bella plays games with Edward, he takes action to punish her. Rated M for domination, sex and language! AH, All-Human. Extremely OOC. Example for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest.

Sequel to Dualism. Rules are defined, patience is tested, and Bella finds relief. Rated M for language and extreme lemons. AU, All-Human. Extremely OOC. Be warned!

My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.