IMPORTANT: REGARDING THE STORIES POSTED!

As some of you are aware, I had several stories already posted (prime example: Choosing Me, Crystal Tears 1 and 2, and more). However, I have improved my writing style and am fond of the writings that are now being currently posted now, then the older ones (plus, they hardly had any reviews). I apologise to anyone who was actually attracted to those stories...but I hope my new stories are much better than those. ENJOY! :)

*Stories Under Construction*

Neanderthal

Crank

*ABOUT MEH*
~I'm still working about "finding myself", so to say.
~I'm not very interesting.
~So, really, you're wasting your time reading this (but thank you anyway).
~I'm constantly learning new writing styles so I'm never satisfied with my works. Hence why I just keep deleting all my stories and rewriting everything.

~Oh my g.0.d! I'm a Flaming Uke! Want to know what you are..? Take this quiz! --

You are a Flaming Uke!

Outgoing, sexy, and intuitive, the Flaming Uke is truly a master of social interaction once their skills have matured. It's no wonder they always seem to be the center of attention in their circle of friends - and they make sure of it, surrounding themselves with those who give them the just attention they know they deserve.

The Flaming Uke can come off as rather flamboyant and egocentric with their self-assured and sometimes downright bossy attitude, but they're only giving you their advice for your own good. And maybe that's why so many seek them out for their artistic ideas - from love, fashion, or sexy tips on how to get the attention of that special seme you've been after, the Flaming Uke is always happy to help. They make wonderful friends, just be sure to stay on their good side, as this personality is skilled with drama, and can tend to get a bit competitive, opportunistic, and jealous when crossed.

In love relationships, they get along best with the Chibi Seme and Romantic Seme. Flaming Uke seek a partner that will show them attention and appreciate their quite flaming personality without feeling completely owned by their significant other, and can get resentful if they feel they are being controlled in a romantic relationship, as they like to feel free to express their creativity.

The Flaming Uke personality best (but not always) corresponds with these associations:

Japanese Element: Fire
Chinese Zodiac: Tiger
Color: Pink Cherry
Fruit: Cherries
Dessert: Cherries Flambe
Theme Song: Vanilla by Gackt

Websites:

QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
"I hate everything about you. Why do I love you?" -Three Days Grace

QUOTE OF THE MONTH:
"Forever has no meaning when you're living in the moment. I wasn't ready for that moment to end." -Ellen Hopkins

QUOTE OF THE YEAR:
"If you can't love yourself, then you can't expect others too."

+ Gay/ Bisexual/ Transgender PR!DE +

If you are now against women making out with other women on TV, because Adam Lambert had to get grilled for making out with a man on TV, put this on your profile.

If you think the straight population is broken because they like effin' the opposite sex, put this on your profile (just a joke, sort of XD)

If you believe that marriage is a human right, instead of a heterosexual privilege, put this on your profile.

If you believe that girls kissing girls is hot and boys kissing boys is hot, put this on your profile.

If you like to dress up in exotic clothing and/or wear your make up oddly, whether it is Halloween or not, put this on your profile.

If you are perfectly fine with cross-dressing, put this on your profile.

If you are female, but you much rather wear a suit than a dress to a formal outing, put this on your profile.

If you've been through, or still currently going through, a trouble of acceptance, put this on your profile.

If you are a homosexual, bisexual or transgender- and proud- put this on your profile.

+Gay PR!DE QUOTES+

"Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?" -Ernest Gaines

"If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: 'Hello. Can't work today, still queer.'" -Robin Tyler

"When it comes to exploring the sea of love, I prefer buoys." -Andrew G. Dehel

"When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one." -Epitaph of Leonard P. Matlovich

"I'd rather be black than gay, because, when you're black, you don't have to tell your mother." -Charles Pierce

"I just wish more of my fellow queers would come out sometimes. It's nice out here, you know?" - Elton John

"No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The only queer people are those who don't love anybody. -Rita Mae Brown.

"War. Rape. Murder. Poverty. Equal rights for gays. Guess which one the Southern Baptist Convention is protesting? -The Value of Families

"I think God is a callous bitch not making me a lesbian. I'm deeply disappointed by my sexual interest in men." -Diamanda Galas

"Homosexuality isn't a disease; homophobia is."

Damn Those Stereotypes

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. [X]
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. [X]
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. [X]
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. [X]
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo. [X]
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. [X]
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. [X]
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. [X]
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. [X]
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. [X]
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. [X]
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. [X]
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. [X] (Well, actually...)
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. [X]
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. [X] (I *am* crazy, though..)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. [X]
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. [X]
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. [X]
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be albino. [X]
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. x (I do hang with those type of people...but I also do it as well)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. [X]
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. [X]
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. [X]
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual. [X] (Well...actually..)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. [X]
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. [X]
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a drinking problem. [X]
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have my father in the mafia. [X]
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be uneducated. [X]
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. [X]
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. [X]
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. [X]
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. [X]
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. [X]
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. [X]
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.[X]
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with the government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. [X]
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be GAY. [X] (Well, actually..)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.[X]
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. [X]
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. [X]
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid. [X]
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST need converting. [X]
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue. [X]
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a drinking problem. [X]
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob. [X]
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN, so I MUST be boring.
I am BLACK so I MUST believe Jesus wuz a brotha
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist. [X]
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS, so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god. [X]
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports. [X]
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends. [X]
I am BLACK, so I MUST love watermelons
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work. [X]
I'm a MUSLIM, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. [X]
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. [X]
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. [X]
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. [X]
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. [X]
I don't DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST be out of control. [X]
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. [X]
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems. [x] (I mean, I *do* have problems- I just don't talk about them XD)

IMPORTANT: REGARDING THE STORIES POSTED!

As some of you are aware, I had several stories already posted (prime example: Choosing Me, Crystal Tears 1 and 2, and more). However, I have improved my writing style and am fond of the writings that are now being currently posted now, then the older ones (plus, they hardly had any reviews). I apologise to anyone who was actually attracted to those stories...but I hope my new stories are much better than those. ENJOY! :)

*Stories Under Construction*

Neanderthal

Crank