I am a very shy person I can also be nice and random too! :D

I am huge anime fan and a movie junkie! haha I just love movies, and I also like to read a lot! ]

AND IM A COOKIE MONSTER!! IM SERIOUS!! I LOVE COOKIES!!THEY ARE ALL MINE!! x)

WARNING:
I HAVE A SHORT MEMORY...I FORGET THINGS EASILY! LOL...I AM SERIOUS I FORGET THINGS QUICK! O.O

My Favorite Anime Shows: Naruto, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, Yugioh (Original, GX, 5D's), Pokemon, Vampire Knight, Beyblade (Orignal, V-Force, G-Revolution) Death Note, Inuyasha, Blood Plus, Black Blood Brothers, Elfen Lied, Black Lagoon, Spiral, and others I cant remember... :) i also like show that are non-anime...though I'm lazy to list them all! haha :)

I love music! :D i like a little bit of everything but my main one would be Rock Music! :D I like all kinds of rock music! ]

Hello and Welcome to my profile! :D I bet you are wondering why I don't have any "stories of my own." hehehe well you see i don't believe I have actually explain my self but I will anyways. I don't have any written stories because in all honesty I'm a READERand not a "Writer." I love reading but when it comes writing...heck i suck! xD So I guess that will somwhat explain why I have a lack of my own stories. The only things I do is Read and Review. I only ive feed back when i really enjoy a story and when its a good one too. But i like giving feed back and complementing authors on a "job well done!" It feels like I'm giving them a "pat on the back!" xD haha (I know I'm weird like that :P)

oh and once last thing... ...I am a huge Nightmare Before Christmas Fan!! :D JackxSally FTW! x] lol this explains why I have JACK in big letters! :D (just in case you were wondering) :)

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Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

I'm good at advice. But may I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Walk a mile in someone's shoes, that way when you judge them you're a mile away in their shoes.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Write only if you cannot live without writing. Write only what you alone can write.

You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club.

You don't write because you want to say something, you write because you have something to say.

The act of writing is the act of discovering what you believe.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.

Man invented language to satisfy his need to complain Lily Tomlin

I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

A positive attitude annoys the people who try to put you down - use it.

Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

God may have created men before women, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Life isn't measure by the amount of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Defination of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some criminal areas.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen.

Did you know: Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity.

Just 'cause I'm standin' here doesn't mean I'm listening

Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong

There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them on the head.

I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.

I love to give home-made gifts: So, which of the children do you want?

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

If you don't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you. :)

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so be quiet...

We’re not lost. I’m just not quite sure where we are.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs built the ark, Professionals built the Titanic.

"When in doubt, look intelligent." -Garrison Keillor

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus
come yet?". If the bus came, would I be standing here dumb @ss?

People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really
give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people. (Unless you're Deidara. And have explosives)

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tonight: darkness

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Hell is full of musical amateurs

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

I'm not random I just have many thoughts

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

-sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!!

If you had a life you would stop talking about mine

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking

The below statement is true

The above statement is false

Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

God must love stupid people...he made so many

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.

Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

I called Sasuke gay and he hit me with his purse. -My personal favorite ;)

I met Nicole Richie!! No wait, that might've been a twig...

Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.

I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.

By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Hi! I'm human. What're you?

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!

Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege.

If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Wherever there is life there is love

I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident

Sometimes all we need are each other

Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy.

Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet

A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.

Boys break hearts so why don't we break their necks?

One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.

When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know.

When you call us BITCHES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!

Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CEILING!?

Am I pissing you off-fa-fa?

We are the people our parents warned us about!

If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug?

Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing! But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! :D

I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!

I love this RETARD I call my BEST FRIEND!!

I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face!

Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?

If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!!

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

In the play Hamlet, Hamlet says to be or not to be that is the question. What I wanna know is... whats the answer?

The word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" means "blood-sucking creatures."

Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

"Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!"