Heyy! My name is Maddie! =)

I love my friends, music, dancing and my phone

My cakeday is October 24th!!

o.0

FAVES:

Song: Come on, Get Higher by Matt Nathanson, Sugar by Flo Rida, Buy You a Drank by T Pain, Whatever it Takes by Lifehouse, In the End by Linkin Park

Movie: Bridge to Terebithia

Singer/Group: Boys Like Girls, We The Kings, Flo Rida

Show: ROOMATES!, Greek, Gossip Girl

Fanfic: Get back to you on that

Actor: Johnny Depp

Actress: Reese Witherspoon

THINGS THAT HAPPENED TODAY (JUNE THIRD):

No more school!!

Cried with Sydney when "Graduation (Friends Forever)" came on

Took Spanish, Social Studies, and Math finals

Aced SS!!

In Spanish, we had an unofficial party

In SS, we watched Retarded Policeman videos!! hahahaha

And we all sang to Chris&Jocelyn (Chriselyn) who need to get together already

In Math, we rocked the wall and talked through it

During lunch, me and Carolyn were slap-happy!!

Basically what happened was i was laughing about something and Carolyn said "You are SO slap-happy" and slapped me and then started laughing and i slapped her. Repeat 2354658768967847856746 times (:

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this onto your profile

copy and paste this into your profile if you laughed until you peed...you know you did!

If you have ever gotten detention because a teacher hated you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you LOVE inside jokes even if you don't get them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile.

If you have someone you love as a sister, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tried to put you foot behind you head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever said a big word to sound smart then ended up sounding retarded, copy and paste this into your profile

QUOTE TiME:

Pirates of the Carribean

Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?
Will: I'd die for her.
Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then.

Jack Sparrow: Imitating Elizabeth "It must have been terrible for you, Jack. Must have been terrible." Well, it bloody is now.
Seeing Norrington's ship off shore
Jack Sparrow: There'll be no living with her after this.

Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack: That's the one. Parley. Parley.
Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
Jack: That would be the French.

Elizabeth: So that's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum.
Jack: Welcome to the Caribbean, love.

Gossip Girl

Dan: Well if you want to talk about why—
Serena: It has to do with my mom and her many marriages.
Dan: There. That's why. Because I actually like it when you interrupt me. Which is often, by the way.

The Simpsons Movie

Ralph Wiggum: after Bart skates by, naked I like men now.

Bart Simpson: face is completely red, sobs This is the worst day of my life.
Homer Simpson: The worst day of your life so far.

Milhouse: Hey, I'm very passionate about the planet.
Nelsom: raises his fist Say global warming is a myth!
Milhouse: It's a myth! Further study is needed!
Nelson: punches Milhouse That's for selling out your beliefs!

Homer: talking to himself while trudging through the snow Must keep going. Must keep going. No I can't! Yes, you can. No I can't. Yes you can. Oh, shut up! You shut up! No, you! No, you! Oh, real mature! Oh, what's the point?

Homer: Pig nudges the plank the Simpsons are using to escape No, Plopper. If you push that, daddy will die.
Pig: looks at Homer and pushes plank Oink.

Marge: Bart, are you drinking whiskey?
Bart: I'm troubled.

Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist

Nick: You don't have to yell. It's not a train station. We're in a tiny car.

Nick: If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy.

My Addictions

Music

Diet Dr. Pepper

SUUUUUUUUUUGAr

Energy Drinks

Random drawing on other peoples stuff

Inside jokes

Laughing/smiling

Post-it notes

Random Stuff About Me

I love reviews!!

I always seem to like a lot of people

I never talk about guys I like to my mom so she called me gay

It was pretty amusing if you were there

I absolutely LOVE laughing!!

I love to talk so PM me!

"HiT ME UP"

KiTTY SAYS RAWR

~laffinalot~

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire , put this in your profile.

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile (A/N I have a REALLY funny story about that)

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've had at least one friend move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile ( A/N that would be my hairbrush and my phone)

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

~~If You Believe In Broken Heart Syndrome, Copy And Paste This Into Your Profile~~

98 per cent of teengars do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 per cent that haven't copy and paste this in your profile please.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

We have a love/hate realtionship: you love me, I hate you

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like,"Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biogrophies and physical traits of every charecter in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturri, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you cry everytime you re-read New Moon when Edward leaves Bella (even if you know he would come back!) Crazy is when you are laying on your best friends bed while she and her boyfriend are having a fight and are on either side of the room and then you start to laugh hysterically no apparent reason. Crazy is when you start talking to yourself, then laugh for no reason and start waving to the person next to you for the next ten minutes. Crazy is when your friend gets hurt, by all you say is: "It'll heal, so get over it" Crazy is when you want to laugh like Light, Rena, Mion, or Shion. Crazy is when you suddenly laugh for no apparent reason and seconds later cry like hell. Crazy is when you would die just to see Edward and his family. Crazy is when I saw a guy who looked like this other guy, and ran up to him and asked if he had a pencil and then laughed like a crazy person. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for thegood ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

~School out as of JuNe 3rd~

LaZy DaYs,

BeAuTiFuL nIgHtS,

bEaChY hAiR,

wAtEr FiGhTs,

HoT gUyS,

tAnNeD sKiN,

sChOoL's OuT,

sUmMeR's In!!

~This bottom part of my profile is dedicated to Tyler Hansen~

Tyler Hansen is an eighth grader who goes to CAL (Christian Academy of Louisville).

Two months ago, he got called to the doctor and he told him that all his cancer was gone. A month later, they ran a couple more tests on him and found a tumor on his lung.

He can't go through anymore chemo; his body can't take it.

They can't do surgery or it will kill him.

The only way he can be healed is by a miracle.

Please pray for him!!