What am I meant to put here, Alita?

I don't know. As if I would help you for abandoning me.

Hey, you wouldn't let me write M-rated stuff!

KAIDA'S 11, YOU GOD DAMN IDIOT!

Okay, I get it, stop complaining.

My name is Charlie. I'm older than Alita.I like writing lemons, reading lemons, and yaoi.

Caaaarrrryyyying on...

Okay.

Umm...

My story/stories

Never Trust Anyone?

Aiko is your typical 19 year old medic-nin, from Konoha. When she's sent on a mission to the Land of Earth, her life is ruined. She starts to believe that no man can be trusted, but when she joins the Akatsuki... Will she keep thinking that forever? HidanxOC. WARNING: Rape, lemons, swearing. No like, no read.

Now, funny quotes.

'THE BANANA DID WHAT TO YOUR MUM?' '...It gave her food poisoning, you sick ba--.' 'Oh.' Me and my friend Alexandra. (Me speaking first.)

'You smile, I smile, you cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you jump off a bridge...' 'You laugh harder?' 'No, I'll just miss the random emails you send me.' 'Well, I guess thats bett-' 'Then I'll laugh like a maniac.' '...Oh' Me and Darren. (Me speaking first, again.)

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME, ALEX?" "It starts with the hair, and works it way down." "Hey... You stole that from the lord and master, Foamy." Me and Alex. (Me speaking first.)

"Why did you stab Daniel with a pencil? Not that I mind, since he needs to go to hell..." Alex to Me.

"You mere mortals are so stupid." Me.

"Right, I hate you, you have a crush on me, and I have a baseball bat in my bag. Wanna carry on talking to me?" Me to Daniel.

"The second that history teacher walks in, my brain will shut off. Please poke me at the end of the lesson." Darren said, five minutes later, I jab him in the side really hard and he squeals like a girl and gets the whole class looking at him while I'm cracking up.

...We are f...ed up people.

Now, let's copy and paste random shit!

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Sakuranata, WeaponsMistress1, AppleBlossom69, Kinky-Nami-Lass, Sugar.Coated.Rainbow, Deidara's Sugar Girl, The Authoress of Heartbreak, Naruto-fan-Okami-chan, uchiha.sakachi, theytneedsalife, Rai Zuka Namikaze, Good Girl Gone So Bad

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Naruto, Hidan, Itachi, Deidara, Sasuke (pre-shippuden), Kakashi...

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

HidaOC ItaOC DeiOC MadaOC NaruSasu ItaDei AsuKure KakaAnko

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Both. :3

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

Yup. I walked around my neighbourhood not to long ago, with my friends. I was Deidara, my best friend was Tobi and the others were Itachi, Konan and Naruto. (We kept on yelling randomly, WE CAUGHT THE KYUUBI (un) (Tobi is a good boy). We got some strange stares, people don't cosplay much in England.)

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any.

MANGA and a Itachi plushie and a Kisame plushie.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

No... But if you ask Alita... (OMG HIDAAAAN!) Yeah. Thanks.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

Neither.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SASUNARU YAOI!

9. Which team is your favorite?

...(Does Akatsuki count as a team?)

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

It's Madara you (insert profanities)

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

Proven.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Deidara, Hidan and Itachi.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Pro before, now Anti.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

F... THE F...ING FILLERS! THEY F...ING SUCK!

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Err... No.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

And other mental problems too.

17. Sub or dub?

Sub.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

ANTI ALL THE WAY!

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

...Funny before, now I wanna strangle him (not with my legs, with my hands.)

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Ma. Da. Ra.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

EWW! FUGLEH NERD!

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Deidara and Itachi, duh.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Creeo.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

A happy Itachi, a clever Naruto, a confident Hinata and a talkative Shino.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

...Do i need to answer that?

26. Do you wirte Naruto fanfics?

Yes.

27. Do you like lemons?

He... he... hee...

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

My dad reads the manga, my mums like 'pht'

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

The great IRUKA BRIDGE! AND GAARA OF THE FUNK! AND NARUTO'S DANCING! FTW!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

Yeah.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

Like... All my friends?

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

My friends?

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

Yes. And she actually did say 'WTF is this?' I was like... "Umm... Manga?"

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

...*cough*maybe*cough*

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Yes.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

HEHE! YEAH!

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

Pein and Tobi/Madara are the leaders.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

...I can't count that high.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

Depends on the angle.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Aiko Itou.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

...Do I need to answer that, un?