Hi I'm Zanchev, aspiring author.

There isn't a whole lot that's needed to be known about me, other than that my updates are likely to be sporadic, my stories are likely to be long, and that I'm looking forward to seeing what you all think of my new material.

Read on!

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I'm going to put a universal disclaimer here so as to avoid law suits or, alternatively, angry mobs bearing pitchforks and flaming torches...

DISCLAIMER: I am Jerri Zanchev, not to be confused with any of the following;

-J. K. Rowling
-Stephanie Meyer
-Trey Parker or Matt Stone
-Danny Boyle
-Bisco Hatoro
-Lewis Carrol or Tim Burton
-Nickelodeon
-Masashi Kishimoto
-Cassandra Claire
-Eric Kripke or Robert Singer
-BBC
-etc.

And as a result I am not associated with the makings of any of the following;

-Harry Potter
-Twilight
-South Park
-Trainspotting
-Ouran High School Host Club
-Alice in Wonderland
-Invader Zim
-Naruto
-Mortal Instruments
-Supernatural
-Doctor Who/Torchwood/BBC Sherlock
-etc.

I do not own any plots, characters, PARTS of Characters, or settings belonging to any of these creations/creators, I merely borrow such information to provide entertainment for others, with no personal gain in mind. All I own in any of my stories are my Original characters, Original settings, and any twists in the otherwise mostly seamless plots of these great works.

Thank you for your time.

Jerri Zanchev.

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