Doggy! Doggy! Doggy!

Oi! Oi! Oi!

Hi! I'm DogWorks. I'm not gonna tell you my real name, exact location etc. so whoever wants to know won't. I am a female and am in my teen years, my zodiac is Aries and am a rat (chinese zodiac). I love to read fanfiction, and - as you can tell - love dogs (yay dogs!).

To all the writers out there - KEEP ON WRITING! Our lives wouldn't be the same without you guys!

I like reviews. They make me feel special. ;) No reviews for a story.. eh no story. I see crappy stories get piles of reviews all the time... so if no one is reading it... why go through the aggervation of posting it? I mean seriously... it really is annoying to post stories not to mention extremely time consuming! So please... show the love... leave a note. - Marronet

Thanks, for reading (if you are reading).

Farewell and ruff to you all!

Don't send me any flames because I hate Twilight, ok? I just do, get over it.

I got this from this very random and very crazy, funny person, who calls themselves Cheerios and calls her best friend Strudel (forgot her username):

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Can't catch me!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Are helping you finish your homework.

BEST FRIENDS: Are asking you, "What's number 6 again?"

FRIENDS: When you're sick give you a "GET WELL SOON" card.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones that got you sick.

FRIENDS: Ask you, "How do you lose your _?"

BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones who stole it.

FRIENDS: Bought you cookies for V-Day.

BEST FRIENDS: Made you home made cookies then saved you from choking on them.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, frick the fruit.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. It's like you can read my mind...

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If 75 percent of the world is covered in water and only 25 percent is covered in land, then why didn't we evolve to live under water?

Praise and credit to LupinBookWorm, who inspired me to make an account on fanfiction.net. Thanks Lupin!

DogWorks.