If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you think Edward is perfect for Bella, paste this onto your profile (because they're both freaks.)

If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile

If you think Bella doesn't deserve Jacob because she's a wimp and a lame female lead, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don't just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you thought Breaking Dawn was completely AWESOME, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile.

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screenname or MySpace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

I found this on someone's profile and thought it was bloody brilliant.

47 ways to annoy a Non-Harry Potter fan:

1). Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books or movies.

2). Crowd their inbox with Harry Potter related emails and make the subject misleading.

3). Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and demand they cherish it forever.

4). Pretend you can do magic.

5). Yell "CRUCIO" whenever they insult Harry Potter.

6). If your late for something blame it on your broken time turner.

7). Sort every person you meet in to one of the four houses.

8). Say "Lumos" every time you turn on a light.

9). If you're asked to retrieve something shout "Accio" loudly.

10). Refuse to wash your hair and explain you're going for the Snape look.

11). Spend hours at a time trying to make your broom fly.

12). Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.

13). Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.

14). Carry around a hip flask like Moody and refuse to drink anything anyone else offers you.

15). Hum the Harry Potter theme song all day long.

16). Talk to animals and insist that they're Animagi.

17). Walk up to random people and ask if their initials are R.A.B.

18). Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.

19). Refuse to tell them who Grawp is.

20). Whenever it gets foggy outside scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.

21). Point at modern electronic devices and say "Look at that! The things these Muggles come up with!"

22). Point and grunt and insist that your speaking troll.

23). Take them to a CD store and make them look for the new Weird Sisters Album.

24). Always speak with a British accent, especially if your not from the U.K.

25). Draw round glasses and a lightening bolt scar on every poster you come across.

26). Constantly compare them to Mrs.Figg.

27). Laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs.Figg is.

28). Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.

29). Break any awkward silences by saying "How 'bout them Chudley Cannons, eh?"

30). Say "Alohomora" every time you open a door.

31). Every time you see them demand an explanation of why they don't like Harry Potter.

32). Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.

33). Shriek loudly and say that you're speaking Mermish.

34). If they ask you about the weather solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."

35). Pretend you're under an invisibility cloak and shout "You can't see me!"

36). Knit them a maroon jumper every year, especially if maroon isn't there color.

37). Draw the sign of the Hallows on every surface in the house.

38). While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.

39). Throw the chess board across the room when the pieces don't move.

40). When one of the movies is on TV remind them every five minutes.

41). Refer to random people as "You-Know-Who."

42). Start swatting at the air saying there's a wrackspurt around.

43). Ask them to help you stuy for your O.W.L.'s

44). Walk around bumping into walls explaining your looking for the Room of Requirement.

45). Run up to random men with long dark hair and scream "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"

46). Hog the computer when making Harry potter videos on youtube.

47). Tell them that You-Know-Who was defeated today. When they ask "Who's you-know-who?" pretend to be offended and don't tell them who he is

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc., copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow, Dogstar-Black, Niah-Miyoki, Cherrystripe of ThunderClan, Spiritpelt, kahlan14 a.k.a Duskbreeze

If you're proud to be a nerd, copy this onto your profile.

(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you're an avid fan of Harry Potter, copy this onto your profile!