Do people actually read this stuff...

If you say G-Get Up and Dance, I will say Shake Tramp

If you say Juicy Fruit, I will say Pomegranate!

If you say When I'm With You, I'll say Good To You

If you say I'm crazy, I'll say you need to be slapped like a bitch and take it like a whore.

If you say One Thing, I'll say All To Myself

Repost if You are a true trencher no matter when you joined the fandom

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence (only when I forgot what I was going to say!)
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people (on purpose)
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out (my eyebrows. it worked.)
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92.Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
93.Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

(v)(.• Percy Annabeth
(.• . •Forever•.••.)

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'Why do I keep asking myself random things?')
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean taking out someone's liver?')
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Sticks people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.
-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

At age 8, your mom and dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, they paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old they drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, thay took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, they warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, they suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked them by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, them paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked them by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, they came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked them by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, they taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked them by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, they was expecting an important call. You thanked they
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, them cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
them by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, them paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked them by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, they helped to pay for your wedding, and they told you
how deeply they loved you. You thanked them by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, they fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked they by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, they quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on your heart.

If you love your parents, post this on your profile.

Pick the one you'd rather live with out:

Mobile phone or computer: Computer (I did for a few weeks)

Music or computer: Computer

food or drink: Food

Alcohol or chocolate: Alcohol

Day or night: DAY

sun or rain: Sun

Books or Pen and paper: Books

Friends or Family: Family

Kisses or hugs: Kisses

Coffee or Cigerattes: Cigerttes

Bath or Shower: Showers

Mom or dad: Dad

Christmas or Easter: Easter

sound or sight: Sight

Spell out yer N-A-M-E and see what it means.! :
A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: can kick the shit out of u
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very sexual
V:not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by every1
Z: can be funny and dumb at times

My name...

A-Hot
L-Smile to die for
E-Has Gorgeous eyes
A-Hot
H-Easy to fall in love

Our family is know for two things: not being able to take complements and using sarcasm so much no one can tell when we're serious"

I'm the kinda girl...

I'm the kinda girl that has never read a fashion magazine

I'm the kinda girl that likes songs that you think is old because there are newer ones

I'm the kinda girl that CAN be neutral about Justin Bebier

I'm the kinda girl that cried on her 13 birthday when her parent didn't claim her or a stayer did not come to get her

I'm the kinda girl that her BFF is someone from a book

I'm the kinda girl that has quotes and poster (ALLOT) on her walls

I'm the kinda girl that cried when she's angry but has a hard time crying in public when sad

I'm the kinda girl that would rather sit in her room reading or writing instead of chatting on a phone

I'm the kinda girl that wouldn't kill to get something

I'm the kinda girl that people would over look

I'm the kinda girl that's a nerd... And proud of it

I'm kinda girl loves to dress up instead of just in sweats

I'm the kinda girl that still plays imaginary games based on her favorite book.

I'm the kinda girl that will stand up for her rights against someone bigger

I'm the kinda girl that likes school

I'm the kinda girl that will dance in front of the mirror that laugh at her self

I'm the kinda girl that giggles around people say she's pretty

I'm the kinda girl that seem settle around you but can be really spontaneous around other people

I'm kinda girl that thinks that she can't go any were in life

I'm the kinda girl that only cares about if she thinks she looks good not anybody else opinion

I'm the kinda girl that's not comfortable in tank tops with out over coats and mini skirts with out tights

I'm the kinda girl that's a hopeless romantic but doesn't want to date

I'm the kinda girl that Still thinks boys are gross

I'm the kinda girl that goes to her mom for fashion advice

I'm the kinda girl that can clean her room then the next it looks as if she never did

I'm the kinda girl that still sleeps with a night light

2012:There was a lot of crap on here. I got rid of it.

2013: Why didn't anyone slap me in the face.

2014: I am regretting everything on here.