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I'm 21 and I live in the US. Although I wish I didn't. I want to see the world and change peoples lives.

I'm a full time college student going for my masters in English Literature. I, like many on here, would like to one day become a writer. I'm also super stubborn so, it's probably going to happen. Or else I'll die trying, we'll see which happens first

Random Facts: My favorite word in the English Language is Archipelago

I am not a very cohesive writer, but I realize that it's because I am young. I frequently use run-on sentences, and I also make up words and put words in places they don't normally go. Of course I am trying to work on it, but its hard to change who I am by nature. Its hard for my creativity to be compromised by how the world sees "good literature". One day I will learn. But for now, I do not own the knowledge nor have I worked long or hard enough to be able to pop out the next Catcher In The Rye. One day I will possess such things, but you have to realize that as young people we are bound to act crazy and unexpected sometimes, our emotions change so drastically that it affects our writing emensly. In short; not everything is going to be a masterpiece. Some of us have to work for our strength, its not just handed to us. I try and remember this when reading everyone elses stories, keeping in mind their age and experience, a good story is still good even if it doesn't always make sense, I mean Stephanie Meyer is the queen of plot holes and character massacres but she is still enjoyed, no? So please don't be too picky when reading my fics, because even though I take constructive critism with great pride, you have to understand that I don't own the mind of a 45 year old novelist. One day I will but if my math is right... it wont be for another twenty years.

So please just enjoy the story, and try not to focus so much on my rambling, run on sentence loving, word making up, self.

Ikuto Sparkly Vamps

Oh and one more thing about me you should know... and i'm almost 47 percent sure that I will be raped with shrimp tongs for this next lil diddy:

I believe that the man who plays Stephan on VD is ((IMO)) ten gagillion times better at being a dark broady vamptastic lickable hot son of a bitch, than fuckawesomefanloved!Rpatts could ever attempt to be... soo if i had to choose... please... PWes... take me away from my mundane human exsistence. 'using a jim gaffigan high pitchyness' jus sayin...

Aaaand now that you have read about some crap you'll never care about... HERE ARE SOME MORE FUN THINGS TO WASTE YOUR DAY WITH!

TADA!

Movies: I'm a gigantic movie buff but some of my favorites are Garden State, Funny Games, Coraline, Penelope, Zack & Miri Make A Porno, Labyrinth, Mirrormask, Princess Mononoke, My Neighbor Totoro (Actually anything by Hayao Miyazaki), Fight Club, Across The Universe, Amelie, Almost Famous, Moulin Rouge, Candy, Spun, And the many many disney movies in my collection

Oh, and I'm not a huge fan of anime or anything ;) : Fruits Basket, Gravitation, Evangelion, Shugo Chara, Loveless, Elven Lied (anything gory gives me massive girl boners)

Music: Athlete, Passion Pit, Paramore,Iron&Wine, As Tall As Lions, Maria Taylor, Third Eye Blind, Brand New, Copeland, Breaking Benjamin, Sujfan Stevens, Cat Power, Stateless, IAMX, Stars, America, Coheed & Cambria, Tiger Lou, Matt Costa, Jimmy Eat World, Bright Eyes, Conor Oberst, Lydia

Books: Alice through the looking glass, The Perks Of Being A Wallflower, Twilight Trilogy (yeah you heard me), Life Of Pi, Ella Enchanted, Anne Rice, Neil Gaiman, Catcher In The Rye, Kurt Vonnegut

Short List Of Favorite Fan Fics:

GRAVITY (is by FAR and WIDE my FAVORITE fan fiction EVER. if you have NOT read it. GO READ IT... you WON'T regret it in the least, it is in my heart THE REAL ENDING of TWILIGHT. Period. If I ever recommend reading twilight to anyone ever. I will tell them to screw eclipse and breaking dawn and tell them to read Gravity instead, you believe I jest, but are poorly mistaken in your assumption. Now, scurry on and read that bitch!)

Wide Awake (of course)

Coming To Terms

The Office

Eight Years Later

Withering The Ferns

The Arrangement

Mr. Horrible

Profile Confessional:

I also have a strong fetish for Edwards who are COMPLETE assholes (no not- Edwards that are assholes because they have festering childhood conflicts or some crap like that) BUT REAL ASSHOLES, just a fucking dick to be a dick. Because he can. If you can show me a story that has more of those, please, take the time to let me know.

And I also adore unhappy endings. If you can pull off a beautiful angsty ending, you have my heart in your clutches, congrats.

"At a certain part in your life. Probably when too much of it has gone by. You will open your eyes and see yourself for who you are. Especially for everything that made you so different from all the awful normals. And you will say to yourself, "But I am this person." And in that statement, that correction, there will be a kind of love."

-Phoebe In Wonderland

post script: I also love lengthy profiles, if you couldn't tell.