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 A huge fan of anime and video games since childhood, I plan on becoming a cartoonist and also designing characters for games. I admit that I'm not much of a writer, I draw instead, but I do have some ideas for stories to write. I hope to have them up soon and I really hope you like them! :) My favorite writer is Anne Rice (she was clearly born to write!). My favorite manga is Blade of the Immortal. And finally, my fav. anime is Bubblegum Crisis 2033!!!!! |
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Life in Dark by Cherry13 reviews
After the events of the past few weeks, Shepard and Garrus attempt to get their mission with the Reapers back on track. Instead, they find themselves entangled in the Shadow Broker's dark web. Sequel to "Insubordinating." A/U Rated M for violence/language/sex
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,791 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/4/2018 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Horizons by jasminedays reviews
How do you begin again? Dusk and dawn, and the long night in between. M for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,674 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/6/2015 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
How Fornax Changed My Life by kiwibliss reviews
Shepard comes to grips with the realities of a romantic relationship with a member of her team. Fornax serves double duty as a relationship aid, though not always in the obvious sense.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,800 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K.
Who Are You? by raconteurr reviews
When Garrus acts rashly to kill Sidonis, Shepard fears what is on the turian's mind. As time passes, Shepard realizes she could lose Garrus - and even herself - entirely if she doesn't intervene in his increasingly brash behavior. Could become M rated.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,873 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Anomaly Detected by Quickflicker reviews
When Shepard stumbles onto a planetary anomaly, old wounds are re-opened and the commander is forced to ask the age-old question "what if…?" Fem!Shep/Garrus. RATING CHANGED.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,405 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Stumbling and Falling by KiwiDayDreams reviews
Young academy sweethearts Garrus and Shepard have decided to take the next big step in their relationship. The only problem is neither of them have any experience, much less with an alien partner! Awkward mature content and fluff. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,998 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Small Spaces by lyssalu reviews
Sound really carries in small, echo-y spaces. This, on top of the cramping, heat, and awkward positioning, can make things pretty...uncomfortable, but it's not all bad. Sometimes closeness is all it takes to get things running again.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,297 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K.
Stelle by littleblackdog reviews
"The universe changed around me while I slept, and I've fought hard to catch up." Walking into hell? Well, at least she knew who had her back. Garrus/Fem!Shep, mentions Kaidan/Fem!Shep. Rated for language, little bit of sexuality. ME2 Spoilers.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Sustenance by SailorStrut reviews
Kolyat gets an email from Shepard asking him to meet her on the Citadel. All he knows is he won't be calling her 'step-momma' anytime soon.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Kolyat K., Shepard (F)
Clueless by Bugsie70 reviews
Commander Shepard seeks help with sniper rifle training and Garrus and Thane are enlisted as tutors. However, unbeknownst to them, she has a some mischievous amusement planned at their expense.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Thane K., Garrus V. - Complete
Elevator by Kassandra Black reviews
Shenko fluff! Joker decides to lend a helping hand...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,126 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Little Black Dress by Vulthrize reviews
It is just before Kasumi's loyalty mission, and Shepard is running around the Normandy in a tiny black dress. Ship productivity flatlines as everyone on board, even Garrus, takes notice.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,350 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Bad Influence by XBeth reviews
Answer to a request. Shepard is forced to use men's bathroom, where she runs into her favorite badass merc. Rated M for a reason. FShep/Zaeed
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Zaeed M., Shepard (F) - Complete
A Tad Unrestrained by lyssalu reviews
Originally a masskink fill. Prompt: "I want to see Thane out of control, insane with need. As in, like, drugged or ill. As in, fast, hot, furious sex." Ask and you shall receive.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,326 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Thane K., Shepard (F) - Complete
Twisted by proflig8 reviews
Garrus doesn't understand why his commander would want to engage in such frivolous things with him, but he's never tried it with a human, and if it makes her happy ... he'll give her the best damn game of Twister she's ever played. One-shot, Garrus/fShep.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Step Forward by wickedtrue reviews
An exploration of the developing relationship between Thane and Shepard as they prepare for the coming of the Reapers. Post ME2, FemShep/Thane, some mature content. Multi POVs.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K.
His Kiss of Choices by WolfPhantoms reviews
Inter-species relationships would always be hard and Shepard was well aware of the risks... so to prevent any further awkwardness, not once did she try to kiss him. Garrus intended to change such notions entirely, by giving her a kiss of his own.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,569 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/21/2010 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
Shepard Gets Drunk by Isaboo reviews
Shepard is not allowed to drink hard liquor for a reason. Now she's off to find Kaidan, and tell him he's a meanie-face poo-head. Shenko, femshep duh , random. Will most likely be a two-shot. Written at 2a.m. so be nice. swearing/references but no smut
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Got My Fourty Credits Worth! by Apathyisdeath reviews
Shepard hates press conferences. Especially when she misunderstands a question and unknowingly reveals she had sex with a certain LT. Hilarity ensues. Not to be taken seriously at all. Inspired by Frasier, and my pure love for both it and ME.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Importance of Thermal Clips by rent-a-bird reviews
With Dr. Chakwas occupied, Shepard turns to Mordin Solus to tend to a minor injury. Shippy, but not what you're expecting.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Shepard (F), Mordin S. - Complete
HALTED by TheNightwatch reviews
Duncan's romance with Elissa Cousland as it should have been.Bioware for some reason must have forgotten to include it in the game.FLUFFY - Romance rules, and Duncan is not quite the stern man you may think. M-rate from chapter 11.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,035 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Duncan, Cousland
Girl Talk 2: Girls Night Out by JaerWolfe reviews
In which Jack asks another important question.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Shepard (F), Jack - Complete
Girl Talk by JaerWolfe reviews
Why should guys have all the fun?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Shepard (F), Jack
Dosed by Juliette Louise reviews
In the process of apprehending Morinth, Shepard is dosed with an illicit substance. Thane is forced to trip-sit. Can he defend himself from Shepard's wandering hands for an entire evening? Does he even want to? Companion piece to "Probed".
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Wicked by Kassandra Black reviews
Different take on femShep/Thane romance. One shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Hallucinations by waiting4morning reviews
Mordin warned of possible side effects between a human/drell relationship, but even Thane was unprepared for what his Shepard would do. A humorous look at what might happen to a poor female Shepard who fancies drell. Rated for referenced subject matter.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Thane K., Shepard (F) - Complete
One, Two, Three, Four by KiwiDayDreams reviews
Shepard can't dance. Mordin is determined to teach her how. Spoilers for end of Mass Effect 2. Mordin x FemShepard. Fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Mordin S., Shepard (F) - Complete
Echo Location by mongoose-bite reviews
Several breeding requests for Grunt. And one for Shepard. Rated for suggestive content.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex - Complete
Reward by Amku reviews
Unabashed FemShep/Garrus fluffsmut. Very little plot, but lots of inner musing. So if that isn't your thing... *whistles*
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Probed by Juliette Louise reviews
The whole crew only seems to have one thing on the brain. Since when did the Normandy become the Love Boat? Includes: smutty Hanar magazines and Drell-licking.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete