Getting murdered while trying to kill yourself is bad luck. Getting reincarnated after that is just a bad joke. But Toonami reruns and cheap commissions info have taught her this world has plenty of chances to get yourself killed. It can't be that hard. "So you're actually trying to die?" "Yes." "You know you're his nakama now, right?" "So?" "...Good luck with that." Oc/?

Even when one perfects the art of baking, the results can be surprising. A single moment can render everything inedible. In this analogy, I am the one who fudged up. I am bad at analogies. SI/OC (This story is M for a reason!)

Harry left the wizarding world after defeating Voldemort for revenge against his parents real killer. He gets his revenge in unorthodox ways. Six years later, he is visited by a pair of angels, who want him to prevent Sam's fall from grace. SLASH SW/HP

The Uchiha have always been known for their unfaltering perception. But Sasuke never completed his training with other Uchihas and anyway, with Naruto saying "I love you" left and right, he can surely be forgiven for misunderstanding... can't he? [Naruto/Sasuke]

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

Two-shot. Early S2. Plays nice with canon up through around Ahoy Mateys. Expect canon V/D and self-denial at first. "Logan presses the box into my palm and curls my fingers around it. I run my thumb over the nap of the velvet. "What's this?" "Birthday present. I had it custom-made, so it can't be returned." He shrugs, ducks his head. "Toss it if you want. Or keep it. Whatever."

Clothes and dirty dishes are strewn all over the living room and, if Harry's not mistaken, there are at least three pairs of underwear hanging from the ceiling fan. He glances back at George, who is now leaning against the doorway staring at him, expressionless. Harry clears his throat. "I, um… came for a visit. Sorry."

Harry became the Master of Death but it's not perfect. There's no eternal youth and invulnerability, and the time travel is cool but pointless, because change is impossible in his universe. But there's another universe - it has superheros and mutants and perhaps enough flexibility to change time. This story meshes HP with the entire MCU. Will deviate from canon. Not OOC

George Weasley thinks it's going to be an ordinary day after landing his brother in the hospital with third degree burns after another failed experiment. And then he meets a raven-haired girl. Oneshot. Based off the "fuck me" "I'll have to take you to dinner first" prompt. Female Harry Potter.

Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU

Elizabeth Bennet reacts to the Hunsford Proposal in an entirely unexpected way, with the help of several friends from Meryton.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

Shikamaru thought nothing of it; it was the natural next step in their relationship. But oh how he regretted it (but not really). fem!Naru x Shika one-shot (fixed)

Zeus kills Sally Jackson with his master bolt when Percy is six months old, drastically changing Percy's life and the course of his future. AU.

Ash is raised from an early age by Pokemon before they are attacked and he is saved by Delia and raised as Ash. How does this affect his life, and what changes will occur?

In which Shukaku doesn't take kindly to the Akatsuki trying to rip him from Gaara, panics, snags both of their souls and sends them across dimensions to a new body. Crack-ish. Gaara-reborn-as-Skull.

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

Ripped out of his world by an incomprehensible force on the night his parents died, young Harry Potter is cast into a world far different from that which he'd been born into. Bad luck and worse timing see the traumatized child falling into the hands of a man without scruples and his life is forever changed by the unethical experiments that are performed on him.

When Sakura Sawada is sealed, there is an unintended consequence that not even the Vongola could have predicted. Fortunately, she attracts a very protective Cloud to keep her safe from those who wouldn't understand her pain. Being blind is no fun, but that doesn't mean she's helpless. You don't always need to see for your heart to reach others. FemTsuna

After millennium of only Death as company, Harry's common sense became pretty skewered. A bored Harry made his way to the Human Realm, and even after his death, his Potter luck doomed him into being the Sky Arcabaleno. MoD!Harry. Yaoi. Slash. Het.

AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.

Hadrian is the youngest of the infamous Princes of Hell. He's known as the Prince of Death, Necromancy and Immortality; he has legions of demons beneath him and endless power and influence - so he's still at a bit of a loss as to how this unworthy human Dark Lord managed to summon him of all demons. Or, you know, why he's decided to stick around and help him.

A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.

There are plenty of odd people that filter in and out of the Master of Death's bakery, but none quite as odd as the tiny, blonde, Japanese man-child who keeps saying that he loves him. Harry/Hunny

So, he decides, she likes learning simply for the sake of learning itself. It doesn't even have to be useful information – it's not like they're going to revamp the practice of mummification. Evelyn just likes knowing things, whether from a book or by getting three-thousand-year-old dust under her fingernails.

Tsuna's the foolish type to give a bit of his heart to anyone he meets. No one ever wanted his ugly heart shards until he met his Guardians. No one ever treasured his heart shards until them either. Hints of All27 and R27. Magical Realism. Will be 5 Chapters.

Because Mordred and Arthur won't stop fighting over her, and Merlyn just really wants to be left alone. Features: fem!Merlin, one-sided Merthur, one-sided Merdred, and much shenanigans!

Tsuna can't handle alcohol. People can't handle Tsuna.

On one hand, he feels like he should have seen this coming. On the other, he can't evidently see how anyone could have really put all the pieces together. (mod!fem!Harry).

Albus discovers that the skeletons in his father's closet are less skeletons and more a single sparkly suit.

Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy share their first kiss.

George has a way of convincing people to go along with his shenanigans.

Tsuna decides to get a job because he didn't want to be indebted to his father. Somehow, this leads to even more jobs and friends popping up in unexpected places. Tsuna can only blame his inability to refuse requests, but he'll never understand why he attracts trouble like a magnet. Includes: Many characters appearing randomly. Mostly Pre-Reborn, Post-Reborn at ch.18. Complete!

Kakashi doesn't understand his genin team. (He hopes he never will.) Featuring: strip poker, deceptive puddles, several books, two conspiracies, and no ducks.

"Little Whinging, Surrey, 1995 June 21." Donna doesn't understand why the TARDIS' destination is so important, but clearly the Doctor does when he tears off and down the street like a bat out of hell. Doctor/Harry, rated M to be safe – warnings inside

After the Battle of Hogwarts, everyone expected Harry Potter to become an auror. Harry himself expected it, right up until the moment came to apply to the academy. He takes up a hobby instead, and it leads him to a whole new world.

In which Tsuna's the Corpse Whisperer. (Or: In the months he spends at the Varia Compound at Timoteo's behest, Tsuna manages to stumble across enough forgotten dead bodies to fill entire cemeteries. And everyone is terribly amused. Except, y'know, for him.) (Dedicated to InsaneScriptist)

Bella Swan is a time traveler, drifting between the past and present. Can the Cullens help her find the cure before time runs out?

It takes a Village to make a relationship-Or, at least, a bunch of over-reaching grumpy old farts, a military leader with a bit too much to drink, a nosy but well meaning kunoichi, eight ninken, and the power of youth. And a really cranky chakra monster with nine tails and a penchant for swearing. Kakashi/femNaru

The books happened. Then Harry decided to happen. So he did, living his life and traveling the world. Then Teddy comes into his care and he decides to settle down in Forks, somehow drawing attention even when he doesn't want it. He then proceeds to take over Forks, corrupt Bella, win over vampire kings and romancing one, and fry vampire brains. Chaos is just part of his life.

It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)

Dean's meeting with Death is nothing like he expected. Honestly, who the hell is this kid?

Nominated for the "Everything's Bigger in Texas Awards". Bella's very special and draws the attention of Maria in 1927. She meets Jasper and Peter and swears revenge on Maria for taking everything from her.But revenge is a delicate thing to achieve.AU JXB

She frowned. "You don't see the value of life; not even your own." "I can learn," he swore, his heart pounding desperately. "I will serve you faithfully, Lady." Surprise colored her fair features, making his stomach twist. With the moon shining on her and her simple clothes, her beauty was so much that if she were the last thing he saw, he would count himself blessed. Tomoe/Kagome

It's time to have an heir as Vongola's Eleventh Boss. Naturally, the Decimo called for a meeting to discuss it. Mild ALL27 One shot.

Hiding his identity behind a drunkard's facade, a broken and drunken wizard stumbles about - and accidently right into the past! Being just in time to save his parents from Voldemort, Harry Potter realizes that there was only one thing he could do. "Time tah f'cking sober up." Timetravel. Hidden Identity. Master of Death.

Being gay. Nonexistent powers. School made specifically for said powers. Boyfriend with the son of his father's enemy. As if high school when you are normal wasn't hard enough. (AU of Sky High in which Warren and Will are in a relationship before Will goes to Sky High. Warren/Will, obviously.)

Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.

Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."

Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.

Reborn had admittedly heard that his new pupil was a difficult one. He just hadn't thought his largest hurdle would be to make Tsuna give up his dream of becoming the pirate king. AU where Monkey D. Luffy was reborn as Sawada Tsunayoshi

Voldemort won the first war. Harry is happy to live as an unnoticed squib at Hogwarts. Unfortunately, visions and rebels don't allow that and Harry soon catch the attention of the dark lord.

Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.

Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.

The intensity of the close bond between the Winchester brothers inspires envy, awe, admiration, longing and even suspicion in outsiders. A series of stories told by individuals after unforgettable encounters with Sam and Dean.

With Time Turners twisting in his blood, Harry falls through whens and wheres, adrift in time. Then one night, in a smoky New Orleans bar, he finds something—someone—who just might be able to hold him. But things can never be so simple, not with mutants fighting to live, and certainly not with the Deathly Hallows finally choosing a master. COMPLETE.

Harry grows up working on his Aunts Garden and develops a love for it, meeting Samuel and eventually Max who gives him a Mark of his own. He finds Magic to be a Wonderful Thing. Child Harry fic AU mild language, smart Harry, before Hogwarts. NOTE: Will be updated&finished between December 1st and the end of January!

Nagi Uzumaki had always sought companionship. Kyubi no Yoko had always sought a strange cute girlfriend who likes ramen and enjoys destruction as much as him. This will doubtfully end well.Kyubi/femNaru.

An event sways the Dursleys to accept a five year-old Harry as a part of their family. He is slowly introduced to a normal life and the world outside his cupboard. Discovering magic early, it becomes his greatest joy and deepest secret. Can he share it?

After his adventure in the Chamber of Secrets Harry discovers his parentage is more unique than he thought. He is taken to a camp in America for kids like him where he will become involved with a quest to prevent world war 3. Percy Jackson xover.

Usagi doesn't believe Mamoru would actually have feelings for her. And Mamoru would do anything to prove his love. So... Usagi gives him a list. First Season. Will be Waffy.

Time travelling, in Harry's opinion, was a lot like being pushed down the stairs in a towel; painful, unexpected and you inevitably end up naked in the end

Being the part-time boyfriend, part-time babysitter of the princess isn't all it's cracked up to be, but Eugene Fitzherbert is up for the challenge. Besides, he loves her. Now rated M for extra sauciness.

Buffy and the Doctor have adventures and tea. Various drabbles and vigniettes set in the "World Savers" universe. These are not necessarily in chronological order; they are glimpses.

Uther attempts to arrest Merlin for magic. Multiple times. It never quite takes.

Emmett’s sick of the scene he’s in, and thinking hard, when fate drops something unexpected right in his lap. Something soft. AH, AU, non-canon pairings. Rated M for dirty words, and dirtier lemons.

"Nobody ever told me it would hurt so much to grow up. The bastards." The musings, often cynical, of one Harry J. Potter as he navigates romance, friendships, a chronically ill godson, and the tricky path to adulthood. THIS STORY IS INCOMPLETE, AND ON HIATUS, POSSIBLY ABANDONED.

In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.

Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)

The story of what happened between the Shipyard Bar and the Kobayashi Maru - ie, an Academy fic, with Mentor!Pike and a lot of Bones.

An embittered Boy-who-lived and an amnesiac, pre-movie Wolverine meet in, of all places, a straw filled box-car on a speeding freight train. Oh dear... this should be interesting.

AU. Christopher Pike is on the crew of the ship that relieves Tarsus IV. He finds a young orphan Jim Kirk in a cell, and decides to adopt him. Very dark at first. READ the WARNINGS.

If you fall through a dimensional portal, do you expect to end up in the time-travelling ship of an alien? Buffy didn't. First in the "World Savers" series.

Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.

Bella Swan likes making lists, cracking jokes, dressing emo, and hanging with the boys. What happens when her bestfriend is a married vampire who she just happens to be in love with? OOC Bella. Rated M for occasional language.

Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.

Harry was forced to resign himself to the fact that he had just been outsmarted by a cupboard. The thought was not at all pleasant, and Harry was very glad no one else was around to witness what he was about to do. 'Oh wonderful cupboard,' he began, feel

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

After an AU final battle, Harry travels to another universe. HarrySirius HPSB

Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.

For the lols. Slash. After the War Harry ended up hunted by Vamps. Can he ever get a break? Apparently not when he ends up in Forks and dragged kicking and screaming to school for the first time in over a decade.

The bad news is that one of Lassiter's highest profile arrests has just escaped from prison. The worse news is that his best hope of tracking him down is a sleep-deprived Shawn Spencer. Shawn/Lassiter preslash.

Kyle's the radio star of South Park High and Stan is his radio partner. Cartman starts a TV show, but he needs Kyle to get people to watch it. Cartman needs to trick Kyle into staying on his TV show forever, but how? With something he loves. Hint: Stan

Poor Kyle. He suffers from minimum wage, the French mafia, hiding dead bodies, slightly insane friends, his mother and his boyfriend being of the opinion that everything in the world is his fault - always. Stan/Kyle, threeshot. For eksley05.

See a penny. Pick it up. Shawn/Lassiter Slash.

"Whatever you do, don't laugh at him." Will is finally going to make his move, and Warren... doesn't react well. Sequel to "Fortune On Fire". Will/Warren slash.

"It was the fortune cookies." Will begins to notice Warren in a different way. Will/Warren slash.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

Honestly, if Harry had told them once he had told them a million times to keep their stupid experiments in space and time out of the areas that the general public was likely to tread. My shot at the dimension traveling plot. Mostly DH compliant. Complete!

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.

A nonsensical Jack and Daniel banter fic, as usual, with a bit of team interaction at the end.