Yellooo everyone!!

Firstly...i'm such a huge fan of fiction stories so i guess i'm at the right place!

I’m a girl who just turned a teenager! Known to be tall and extremely thin!

Have short and VERY curly/bushy hair! So if you have straight hair……..don’t complain coz I’m having a tough time maintaining my own!!

I’v got lyk BEST friends…….n totally love them! In fact, one of my best friend is the one who introduced me to this site!She’s part of fan fic, too!if u want to check her profile it’s ‘Lemmebeme’! She's an awesome writer…trust me!

I love reading during my free times!!!books such as, mortal instruments, hex hall series, percy jackson...so basically i live in a fantasy!!!

Things I love: every array of purple and blue, to draw, my family, reading, greek mythology….etc

Fave buks: Percy Jackson (I totally love the whole series), Twilight, Harry Potter, Where the red fern grows, Archie comics (got around 50 buks), Narnia

I’ll be finding for sum1 who writes regarding greek mythology!:)luv it!

I love to start up random conversations so PM me if u want to do too!

PS: When reviewing, i dn't mind criticism!Thnx!

Hope u hv a good laugh!;D

1. BOY: May i hold ur hand?

GIRL: No thnx, it isn't heavy.

2. GIRL: Say u love me! Say u love!

BOY: You love me!

3. GIRL: If v become engaged will you give me a ring??

BOY: Sure, what's your phone number??

4. GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

BOY: Don't u ever want to improve??

5. SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??

TRACY: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

6. MAN: You remind me of the sea.

WOMEM: Beacuse I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

MAN: NO, because you make me sick

7. MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andrew says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?

PETER: A bit of both. I think your pretty ugly.

8. GIRLFRIEND: "...And are you sure u luv me n no one else?"

BOYFRIEND: "Deae Sure! I checked the whole lidt again yesterday'.

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and i'll be yours forever!

The guy replies: thnx for the early warning!

Stress relieved girl: When we get married i want to share all the worries, troubles and lighten your burden!

Boy replies: That's vry kind of you,darling, but i dn't have any worries or trouble

Girls replies: Well, that's becz we aren't married yet!

Life Insurance:

A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich

Nurse:

A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills

Divorce:

Future tense of Marriage.

Tears:

The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminie waterpower

Conference:

The confusion of one human being multiplied by the present

Compromise:

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Conference room:

A place where everyone talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Criminal:

A person no different from the rest………except that he/she has got caught

Boss:

Someone who is early when you’re late and later when you’re early

Doctor:

A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic:

Books, which people praise, but never read.

Smile:

A curve that set a lot of things straight.

Office:

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn:

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do

Experience:

The name men give to their mistakes

Atom bomb:

An invention to end all inventions.

Brings tears to ur eyes...doesn't it! Read on!

My mom only had one eye. I hated her... she was such an embarrassment.
She cooked for students & teachers to support the family.
There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came to say
hello to me. I was so embarrassed.
How could she do this to me?
I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out.
The next day at school one of my classmates said,
"EEEE, your mom only has one eye!"
I wanted to bury myself.
I also wanted my mom to just disappear.
So I confronted her that day and said, "If you're only goanna make me a
laughing stock, why don't you just die?!"
My mom did not respond...
I didn't even stop to think for a second about what I had said, because I
was full of anger.
I was oblivious to her feelings. I wanted out of that house, and have
nothing to do with her.
So I studied real hard, got a chance to go abroad to study.
Then, I got married.
I bought a house of my own.
I had kids of my own.
I was happy with my life, my kids and the comforts
Then one day, my mother came to visit me.
She hadn't seen me in years and she didn't even meet her grandchildren.
When she stood by the door, my children laughed at her, and I yelled at her
for coming over uninvited.
I screamed at her,
"How dare you come to my house and scare my children!"
GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!!"
And to this, my mother quietly answered, "Oh, I'm so sorry. I may have
gotten the wrong address," and she disappeared out of sight.
One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house.
So I lied to my wife that I was going on a business trip.
After the reunion, I went to the old shack just out of curiosity.
My neighbors said that she died.
I did not shed a single tear. They handed me a letter that she had wanted me
to have.

"My dearest son, I think of you all the time.
I'm sorry that I came to your house and scared your children.
I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion.
But I may not be able to even get out of bed to see you.
I'm sorry that I was a constant embarrassment to you when you were growing
up.
You see...when you were very little, you got into an accident, and
lost your eye.
As a mother, I couldn't stand watching you having to grow up with one eye.
So I gave you mine. I was so proud of my son who was seeing a whole new
world for me, in my place, with that eye. With my love to you,
Your mother.

If you think Alexandra Daddario is completely the wrong choice to be playing Annabeth and want a re-cast, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: believeinthegods, Athena'sChild, ZoeNightshade2214, CHERRY CHOCOLATE PIE, by the excessivly random me

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile(well,actually...its my best friends hu r famous 4 dat)

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, Jasper's-Number-1-Fangirl, crazykgirl9, lemmebeme, Be-Spectacle Chipmunk

92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show or read a book) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing their asses off

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If your totally in love with Justin Beiber, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have long coversations to yourself/your reflection over wierd pointless things like how various ways the world will end, copy this into your profile.

If you use your tv to listen to the radio, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever walked into a wall/lampost/door/other kinds of im-moveable objects or oncoming traffic because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you hate math paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D :P

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fell UP the stairs, copy and paste this in your profile.(i luv this)

If your reading fanfics when your supposed to be studying for a major test the next day, and telling your parents your studying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.(even writing one at the moment)

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

Oh so cute! Bunny!

Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and
come join the dark side, we've got cookies.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT. Obsessed.with.writing, -TeAm EdWaRd32- 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7,Be-Spectacle Chipmunk,

If you believe Narnia is real, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Miss Pookamonga, breezybrez, Clear Plastic, xXriujooXx, Be-Spectacle Chipmunk

If you have run into a window that you thought was an open door copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile(so reviewing means alot to me)

and finally...If you truly think that ever one of 'copy and paste to your profile' is true then copy and paste this to your profile

If your a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name (Then send us a message saying you did!)

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

AVirgoGirl/Anoushka

xcheergirlx3/h... (i don't like my real name, so i'm going 2 refer 2 it as 'h', as 'h' is a cool letter)

Mrs.DiAngelo/Carrie

CHERRY CHOCLATE PIE/Owen

Lemmebeme/ sorry but I don't want tell you guys my name. AGHRHHH!! I HATE IT!!

Be-Spectacle Chipmunk/ sorry i can't tell my name becz if monsters find out i'm pork chop!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:

You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.(yup, i did that)

You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Eros kid here!)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. (whenever someone offers me a ballpoint pen I uncap it facing away from me so I don't get skisked-kebabed)

You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. (already out)

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJATO?”

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

You dream about PJO every night.

You curse a god/goddess a lot

You have mone (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site (many)

You know what you would do if you were Percy

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future (Alot)

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work.

Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

You are trying to learn Greek(totally)

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.

You have an instant crush on Nico!yup, 100 sure of that)

You just have to research more about greek mythology.

You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

You have done at least ten of the above the things above.

(A/n)If any one of you have watch or read Percy Jackson PM me.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Things to do in an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

4) MEOW occasionally.

5) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

6) SAY -DING at each floor.

7) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

8) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

9) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

10) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

11) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

12) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

13) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

14) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

15) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

16) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

17) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

18) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

19) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

20) SAY I love you really loudly
to anyone/anything that gets in
then keep trying to kiss/hug them

Relieve Stress:

1. Shove 20 marshmellows up your nose and try sneezing them out.

2. Use your Master Card to pay off your Visa.

3. WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO HAVE A NICE DAY, TELL THEM THAT YOU HAVE OTHER
PLANS.

4. Make a TO-DO list of things that you have already done.

5. Put your little sister’s clothes on her backwards, and send her to
preschool as though nothing were wrong.

6. Fill your taxes out in Roman numerals as revenge against the government.

7. Draw underwear on the natives in National Geographic.

8. Pay your electric bill in pennies.

9. DRIVE TO WORK IN REVERSE.

10. Refresh your self: put your tongue on a cold steel guard-rail.

11. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it gets back to
you.

12. READ THE DICTIONARY UPSIDE DOWN AND LOOK FOR SECRET MESSAGES.

13. Bill your doctor for the time you spend in the waiting room.

14.write a short story using alphabet soup.

15. STARE AT PEOPLE THROUGH A FORK AND PRETEND THEY ARE IN JAIL.

16. Make up a language and ask people for directions.

Spell out your N-A-M-E and see what it means! :
A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: can kick the shit out of u
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very sexual
V:not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and dumb at times

I copied this off a profile and was seriously touched by this:

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If this makes you sick and you think child abuse is terrible and should be stopped, copy this poem to your profile.