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1) Edward
2) Esme
3) Emmett
4) Carlisle
5) Jasper
6) Bella
7) Alice
8) Rosalie
9) Seth
10) Leah
11) Felix
12) Charlie

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Nope. Never. We should get one though, and yes I would want to read it.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
I love a man in uniform.

3. What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
I would cringe. Both mentally and physically. And then, being the psychotic write that I am, wonder about how that went along.
My imagination has no limit. I think I need Prozac.

4. Can you recall any fics about nine?
Yes, not by name, but I do remember them.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
An EsmexBella fanfic? Eh, they're both so Martha Stewart. It could work though.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
DEFINITELY JasperxSeth, but only because I'm just one big boiling pot of estrogen. Rawr.

okay, now that you've stopped making that face, don't worry, Seth will be at least 18.

7.What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Alice walking in on Esme and Charlie, ay? Some major shrieking going on here, maybe a gag or two.
But she would keep it a secret. It would kill her, but she would if Esme asked her to.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
"Because you're not supposed to fall in love out of the pack -- especially with the brute, the macho man, the strongest Cullen I'd ever seen -- OH STOP IT, LEAH!"

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Yeah, I'm sure it's out there. I think I've read a couple of EdwardxRosalie fluffy-wuffies.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic
Because He Was Hurting (this is an AlicexCharlie fic btw)

11. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Oh! A Bella Edward Charlie fic! "Warning: contains dirty looks from both Charlie and Bella"

12. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
A very, very long time ago. Jasper and I don't really connect.

13. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Rosalie's song would be "It's Tricky" by Run DMC. It doesn't even fit her, but it's a challenge.

14. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

What is this -- Days of Our Lives?

So what you're saying is, Edward and Alice are in a happy relationship until Alice runs off with Carlisle (??). Edward, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Felix (dies) and a brief unhappy affair with Charlie (... nasty), then follows the wise advice of Jasper (very Jasper-like) and finds true love with Esme.

... definitely Days of Our Lives.