I ride with kings on mighty steeds
Across the devils plain
I've walked with Jesus and his cross
He did not die in vain, NO!

I've run with wolves, I've climbed K2
Even stopped a moving train
I've traveled through space and time my friends
To rock this house again, rock!!

I ride and I ride and I'll never subside
And I'll ride till the planets collide
And if you say that I do not ride
I'll tan you're fucking hide, ride!!

Excerpt from History, by Tenacious D

Not enough of a profile? Let's see. I'm a human person, I live in a house located on the ground in a place where there's electricity and internet of some sort. My hobbies include eating sweets, drawing pictures, playing music on instruments, and explosions. My favorite movie is Tremors, and I hate writing and fanfiction in general. But I like you.