Just as a little 'spit' of information, this is here because I do get quite the amount of people asking me to update my stories. And if you end up messaging me anyway and you didn't see this, or maybe you did and did it anyway, don't worry. I'm not going to get mad, I'm just going to tell you what I'm about to say below.

I'm sorry to say, that I don't have a set timetable. I don't update once every week or two, or even every month. Whenever I'm hit with inspiration and I can push past my Writer's Block, I usually type at least something. I have no intentions to Abandon any of my stories anytime in the near or far future. When I do Abandon any stories of mine, I'll be sure to post a notification somewhere, most likely in that story.

If you get impatient with me not updating, there's not much I can do. While I do have a lot of my plots for all of my stories planned out, they're just Major events. I still have to think of ways to get to those Major events, as well as some small things to go with them, otherwise, to me, they're just not that interesting of an idea or story.

Feel free to ask for progress reports, though. I don't mind at all telling you how far completed a chapter may be, and you can ask me as many times as you would like, just don't expect there to be any major changes between one day and another, or one week and another.

If you wanted me to give you an average rate that I update my stories at anyway, then it would probably be something close to every 3 to 8 months I may update a story. Every now and then, though I do end up posting up a Chapter or two of a New Story, and those are random. I have a great deal planned to do, but I usually have no way to execute them. That being, I need to come up with ideas. For those of you that may have ideas to suggest to me, that's fine, it's just, I do like to come up with my own ideas and use them instead of other ones that are suggested to me. Believe me, I get quite a few requests from people I know on my Skype to do something or another, and that usually sparks an idea within my chaotic mind. Rest assured, I'm not lacking in quantity, I'm lacking in quality.

So, this was... well, it was supposed to be just a 'little' thing, but it grew just a bit larger. Anyway, that's what I have to say about my Update Rate.

And if none of the above pleases you, and you just absolutely cannot accept it: Tough. My stories. I want to do them the way I think is right. My deepest apologies, but messaging me 20 times will not make me update any faster than I already do.

Universal Disclaimer:

This is really just to cover my ass, but, just in case I forget to put one on my stories/chapters, here you go, lawyers

I do not own any anime, manga, game, comic, TV show, or anything else that I have not created. If it is not actively listed as me creating and owning it, I take no claim over it or any images or music I may associate it with. If, however, I DO actively say I own it, then I own that item, series, term, or any other material or subject. There are original concepts that I may use or Original Characters that I may make use of in one or multiple parts of any of my stories. Thank you for understanding.

Age: 23

Gender: Male

My Stories: (NOTE: Just because they are here, does not mean they have been published. Some are still being created in Open Office. I have recently cleaned up my published stories, and removed ones that I thought I could no longer stand to look at. My apologies if you enjoyed them, but they did not reflect upon my current writing capabilities and habits... and I just didn't like them anymore.)

The Other Flame Haze: A Naruto/Shakugan no Shana Crossover. Namikaze Naruto lived a horrible life, and so, decided to move to Maskai city. And in all his many years as a flame Haze, had he ever come in contact with a Mistes like Yuji. And now, next to a flame haze with a Crimson Lord named Alastor, Which his Crimson Lord Kyuubi seems to be acquainted with, he must protect him, while at the same time, fighting off emotions he has never felt before for this new flame haze named 'Shana'. [Paring(s): NarutoxShana, YujixKazumi; Nice/lively Kyuubi] [SLOW UPDATES]

Kingdom Hearts x Naruto Crossover: Being rewritten. Story will contain a NON-keyblade Naruto. [Info Undecided]

Kitsune Beats!: Namikaze Naruto has been called out of his retirement from the head position of the SSS to help with the growing problem Tachibana Kanade is causing. And now that he's back, he's not going to give up this time. Past happenings be damned. [Pairing(s): NarutoxYuri]

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair, and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

RIP We shall remember.

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(No, these aren't my images. I have no drawing abilities whatsoever. This image was just on Google in so many places, I had trouble tracking down the original author. If you know who it is, or if that author is reading this, let me know?)

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