Thinkettehide bio
 Author has written 28 stories for Naruto, Fairy Tail, and Fullmetal Alchemist. I PROCRASTINATE!!!!! I much prefer one shots to chapter stories when it comes to writing, but I prefer chapter stories to one shots when it comes to reading. Aren't I contradictory? Name: Aleksandra S. G. Age: Older by the minute Fun facts: I was a platinum blonde for 4 years, I have 17 piercings, I'm Russian, and I've played the violin for 10 years. Current Project: Chiaroscuro. "an Italian term which literally means 'light-dark'. In paintings the description refers to clear tonal contrasts." I write poetry. I write mumbo jumbo. I write a lot. DISCLAIMER: (this goes for EVERY story I write on this site) Don't sue me, I own nothing but my words. I am not the owner of ANY of the animes I write about, nor am I the owner of any of the characters other than my OCs. Well, you can either love me, or hate me, and I'd much prefer you love me so...let's all be friends? I write a lot of nonsense, please bear with me. I'm not very funny, nor am I very adorable, but I'll grow on ya, just you wait! I have a horrid cursing habit, act like a mom most of the time, and have learned that arguing does not actually equal happiness. Overall, I'm a relatively nice person, and my bark has always been a yap! :) I get along with almost anyone. |
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Flutter reviews
There was old love on her mattress, the kind he knew she remembered, the kind he knew they left together. So they forgot the "one" part in "one night stand", the "one" part in "just one more". Sting certainly wasn't going to complain. (Unashamed Smut.)
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/18/2014 - [Minerva O., Sting E.] - Complete
Haven't You Heard That You're Dead? reviews
Join Madam Levy McGarden as she tries to find out what in the world landed her with someone who looked like the victim of a stapling accident, a slightly decayed blonde novelist, and said blonde novelist's sort-of, maybe, probably pink haired boyfriend. "You'd think someplace as big as Magnolia would keep records of their undead civilians!"
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/15/2014 - [Levy M., Gajeel R.] [Lucy H., Natsu D.]
Foul! reviews
Minerva is an invested sports fan. Sting is her grumbling boyfriend. And Yukino and Rogue just want a damn slice of pizza, goodness.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2014 - [Minerva O., Sting E.] [Rogue C., Yukino A.] - Complete
Just A Teenage Dirtbag reviews
"Minerva 'straight A gaining, nail claw wielding, vicious smirk like a viper' Orlando was more likely to make out with some of the pre-chewed gum under the benches than admit she was carrying a torch the size of Mount Vesuvius for Sting." A story in which everyone knows, nothing goes right, and Rogue is ready to throw both of them in the kiddie pool. AKA: The cliche high school AU.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2014 - [Minerva O., Sting E.] [Rogue C., Yukino A.]
No Sick Days in Sabertooth reviews
It's just another normal day in the Sabertooth Guild. Rogue is ill, Yukino is helpful, Sting is frisky and Minerva is murderous. But what else is new?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/6/2014 - [Minerva O., Sting E.] [Rogue C., Yukino A.] - Complete
Titles reviews
It's not like the two of them ever really needed to give any kind of confirmation. Everyone knew they were going to get together. It was just a matter of when. ((Seven drabbles by Lollipop-Mania in honor of V-Day.))
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Temari, Shikamaru N.] - Complete
Chiaroscuro reviews
Meet Levy McGarden: an aspiring painter with a major case of artist's block. Enter Gajeel Redfox: all around rascal and rulebreaker without a care in the world. "It would be so much easier to draw him if he was in front of me...not just in my mind." AU GaLe and NaLu.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,139 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 7/26/2012 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] [Natsu D., Lucy H.]
Kiss It Better reviews
They both tasted defeat, bitter and angry and yet, he couldn't be mad when she was crying in front of him, sobbing for his sake: the only one that cared about him other than Frosh. The only woman who gave a damn. Absolute, shameless fluff. All RoYu and nothin' hurts.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Rogue C., Yukino A.
Ugly Side of Fairy Tales reviews
They were going to grind each other to dust until there was nothing left on that bed but a bloody imprint. They were. And her chant of "I hate you. I hate you." cuts through the room, his defeat all too fresh for him NOT to shut her up.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Sting E., Minerva O.
Chasing The Sun reviews
This is Sting we're talking about: How could he NOT go after the most important woman in the guild? She glittered like some radiant diamond and he always loved things that shined.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Sting E., Minerva O. - Complete
Amor Gignit Amorem reviews
Finally she understood why her cute black skirt hadn't made Gray look at her rump or why he hadn't noticed her assets in her beautiful royal blue blouse. Of course he'd be engaged. Of course.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Lyon V., Juvia L. - Complete
Love On The Battlefield reviews
It wasn't every day that Gajeel Redfox looked at anything with those loving, caring eyes.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Wheels Keep on Turning reviews
Because she wasn't going to just let him wallow in his own motion sickness, stuck in a cart until it stopped moving. A response to chapter 295 and it's absolute ridiculousness.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
To Go Up In Smoke reviews
Because, even if she barely glows, he makes her shine anyway: A short piece on knowing when you are enough.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Rogue C., Yukino A. - Complete
Soldier reviews
Being her superhero was much, much harder than being her nightmare.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Forever Like A Circle reviews
Because they have always been the foundation.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2012 - [Winry R., Edward E.] [Riza H., Roy M.] - Complete
A Caelo Usque Ad Centrum reviews
"Juvia is the rain woman. Juvia has always been the rain woman, and Juvia just waits for the day that Gray-sama understands that rain is vital. Juvia waits for Gray-sama to understand that Juvia is vital: To understand that Juvia has always been vital."
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Juvia L., Gray F. - Complete
The Animal In Me reviews
"Even if I knew that Natsu was furious and burned his mattress, even if I knew that Lucy couldn't really look at me the same way and that the two of them had already christened their bed, I couldn't help but giggle when I remembered that it was my butt that was on their sheets, and it was me who soaked the mattress because of him."
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
A Mother's Mischief reviews
"Those Nara men may not always come when you call...but somehow, they are always on time." Stories on how Yoshino plans to manipulate her son for his own good, AKA, so he gets married! "He'll thank me one day."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,974 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Our Habits reviews
"I inform her of how she swings her body in a way that is like a desperate call for sex, how she giggles in a completely sweet and girly way, and how she's beautiful when she smiles. We both get irritated." and he must say: "Women are weird."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Silently Picking Through Dirt reviews
His tongue swept over my own and he sucked on my lower lip, bringing me closer, kissing me deeper. We did this every damn time we landed ourselves in the infirmary. Every single time we had a scare involving the others survival. Warning, utter fluff!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
When Flowers Burn in Snow
You speak as if she is fragile like a petal in the wind. She has iron bones too. It is simply too bad she keeps sinking because of them. InoCho, ShikaTema, one sided ShikaIno, timeskip w/ children, character death. Playoff of Our Tug of War.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Ino Y. - Complete
Our Tug of War reviews
"She lay there, under me one night, and spoke, in a soft whisper, not facing Suna, not facing Konoha, but facing me and the stars, "I do" and I knew, finally, that she could truly move mountains." It was always a fight for loyalty, and victory was sweet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Learning From Defeat reviews
It was all about the numbers, and the numbers weren't pretty. The numbers were cruel. She knew it, he knew it, everyone did. Of all those numbers, in all that mess, she ended up being the lucky one. Mentions of rape.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
On Awkwardness and Addictions reviews
If Shikamaru dislikes troublesome women, but loves Temari, is he a liar, confused, or a jokester? "The first thing she said when she saw my hulking figure was that I was that much closer to the clouds." WARNING: Don't smoke just because Shika does!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
When Iron Breaks reviews
"She whispered. "I love you." 'I shouldn't. I shouldn't. Oh god, what have you done to me'" She was cracking, unwinding. Twenty years of this broken loneliness. Sometimes things fracture. And other times, they shatter. Timeskip.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
On Beating the Learning Curve reviews
"I'll be damned if some other woman came along and gathered the fruits of my labor." Exploring Shikamaru Nara's romantic life through the eyes of his troublesome woman. "It made me realize that he was no longer that clumsy boy fumbling with my underwear."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Art of Needing reviews
He would whisper it like a mantra. So alive, so human and so much a freak. He whispered it in disgust, in depression, in desperation, in adoration, in hatred, and in attempts to convince himself that he was a monster. No one should love him. No one.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete