On October 10th when the Kyuubi no Kitsune ravages Konoha, Namikaze Minato unwittingly makes a bargain with Death. Years earlier, his life is rewritten when the overpowered, bizarre, and possibly alien Eleanor Lily Potter arrives at Konoha's orphanage and quickly becomes his best friend.

Reincarnating as a crow was nicer than you would think... until the Trouble Twins found the summoning scroll for the Karasu. Then they grew on her and she had to save their lives. How annoying. They better gave her lots of almonds or she'll elope with the ninken summoner! - Uchiha Massacre Fix-it

"Did you say something, Gai?" A series of drabbles.

Pandora is the sort of planet to chew you up and spit you back out again if you let your guard down for even an instant. Waking up alone, confused, and with a blank spot where his memories should be, Harry has to step up and face the challenges this new world has to offer him. [Tsu'tey/Harry Potter. Slash. Slow burn. Magicless!Harry. Na'vi!Harry]

This is a story all about how Lee's life gets flipped, turned upside down, or more importantly how she comes to a few realizations and makes a few interesting choices. Side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

The key to Naruto's seal did a lot more than either master or apprentice expected...

After more than twenty years, Kakashi finally has a suspicion about the soulmark he bears . . . but he can't bring himself to brave simply asking, even if there is no one he can trust more, or who knows him better. He has another plan to find his answers.

Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.

KakaNaru Fluff Viginettes AU No Plot. Naruto has been groomed by the Sandaime to become Hokage, and has always had the loyalty of the ANBU. Particularly Kakashi.

"What will his name be?" asked Rin from her seat next to the thrones' side. Minato and Kushina looked at one another, cocking their heads, they really hadn't thought about that. Minato hummed thoughtfully looking at the child before him, "Lucifer!" "No." deadpanned Kushina. "Lampad" "No." "Satan" "No." "Beelzebub?" "No!"

There are some things you just don't tell people. (Includes most Naruto characters.)

Kakashi is tired of living. Some say it's because of experiences, others say it's in the blood. Either way, Kakashi has had it both. Death might just be the peace he can never reach as long as he wanders the earth. He has fought it, but now he's done fighting. "Dad. I'm coming. There's nothing left here for me anymore." Obito disapproves. ObiKaka YAOI

Princess Mononoke!AU. The world has nine gods, locked away in human prisons. Kurama manages to free himself, and when he escapes he takes a child with him. Naruto was raised by forest spirits, but he's still mostly human, and that's what drives him to save a wounded jounin he finds in the forest. It's one moment of kindness that might just right the world.

Naruto is hot. Kakashi is losing his mind.

Legacies, Genma thinks wryly, must be the heaviest thing in the known universe. Especially the failed ones.

Between capturing bijuu and manipulating people from the shadows, Obito has taken up on a new hobby since he deflected from his village- people watching. More specifically, Kakashi watching. Yet sometimes 'look but don't touch' can be a lot harder than you'd expect. ObiKaka YAOI

They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert

In which Kakashi is and always has been an indiscriminate flash-seamster for longer than Team 7 has been alive. [gen]

Detectives Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno are assigned a baffling case that takes them from Konoha's glittering holographic high-rises to its augment-infested depths, trying to find nine cybernetically-enhanced replicants with the power to bring their world to its knees. SasuNaru, SakuIno

HDM fusion. [Team 7 and their daemons.] It is hard to hide who you really are – both from yourself and others – when your soul walks right beside you. Literally.

Obito survives the Kannabi Bridge mission, and he and Kakashi get a chance to truly become friends. AU. Oneshot collection.

Drabble collection, HDM fusion. According to the Bingo Book, Hatake Kakashi has two dæmons.

During one of the most crucial missions in the history of Konoha, Sakumo is forced to make an all too different decision. The White Fang dies as a hero and not in disgrace. The life of Hatake Kakashi is changed forever. AU.

At the last moment, Mito chooses to bind the Kyuubi to her rather than sealing it within herself. Decades later, Kushina takes up her burden, and finds that maybe it isn't such a burden after all.

He knew he had to keep moving on, he had to keep living. If not for himself, he had to do it for them. But in the years following the Kyuubi Attack, things only continued to stack up against him. Suffering, after all, was an old friend of his. And it didn't want him to be lonely. One-shot.

How would the Naruto and Harry Potter worlds change if Harry was raised the traditional Hatake way?

Hatake Kakashi is reborn as Sirius Black's son. While drunk and celebrating the birth of James' heiress, the two best friends decide to betroth their children via a marriage contract. After all, then they'd finally be actual family... Eleven years later, two orphaned children get the surprise of their life. (Fem!Harry) (AU!) (Reincarnation!)

Kakashi has a huge problem. His tooth is moving! Really, Minato-sensei only wanted to help...

Ask in Konoha and they will say that Kakashi Hatake is beyond a doubt one of the best shinobi this village has. He does his duty to the end. Everyone can tell you what a good shinobi Kakashi is, his reputation - the good, the bad, the ugly and even the embarrassing - within the shinobi life. Everything about him as a jonin, a teacher, a comrade - but what of Kakashi as a person?

One-Shot. Kakashi wakes up and everything is normal until he realizes it isn't, and second chances are meant to be used, anyway.

Part 1 of the Criminals 'verse. Obito snatches up the abandoned bottle, jogs three steps, and hurls it with all the force he can manage at the back of the white-haired litterer's head, snarling, "Hey, asshole! It's called recycling!"

Obito is used to being no good. He's used to trying and failing and trying again, progressing by inches while everyone around him is bounding forward. He's thirteen, hardly an Uchiha at all, too weak, too clumsy, too bad at jutsus. But now there's something in his head, something filled with hurt and tempered rage, and the most chilling part is that it's him.

Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. It's time for Uzushio's Storm God to rise once more. (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it's time to call her people home.) SasuNaru

All he can do is kill. Again and again and forever. (Kakashi does not return from the war unscathed.) Oneshot.

Naruto develops an impressive tolerance towards killing intent from a young age.

Magic, wonderful, strange and unpredictable magic took note of him and instead of doing the logical thing, acknowledging what he is, carving out a place between all the other wondrous creatures in this world – magic lifted him up instead. And left him somewhere else.

Part 2 and 3 of PaR. In which Naruto is not quite pissing a rainbow, Sakura is actually from the future, and Sasuke is still a horrible actor. As for Kakashi ... well, he'll get used to his new genin team. Eventually. (Part 3 summary inside, ch2)

Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.

When (not really) evil villains capture (mostly)pure hearted heroes and force them to join their evil (mostly just odd) group. Wild Pairings("I think I love you"). Forgiveness("Die!"). Revenge("Pink or blue?"). "I think I'm going to regret this." Pein sighed as he looked at the bleeding Sasuke, the screaming Naruto, and the manically laughing Sakura.

A free verse look at the effects of ANBU

A person doesn't earn the nickname 'Beast' in something as dehumanizing as war without working for it.

Gai is born a girl, and absolutely nothing changes.

(Shalott series #2) Kakashi-centric one-shot, Gen story. Hiruzen was the only one who knew the real reason why Kakashi left ANBU, and he took that knowledge to his grave. On paper it was 'a successful mission'. The killer had been stopped. On that same paper in Kakashi's file was a seal for his confidential medical records, hidden beneath the words 'Voluntarily Retired From ANBU'.

Kakashi has been left by Minato to get Obito off the battlefield, but he never counted on the Kamui dimension being picky about what went into it, nor on Obito's stash of Awamori, and most certainly not the chance that the two might get drunk enough to attempt to save the world. (Crack, definitely crack, post Chapter 655, one shot)

A collection of one-shots about Kakashi's ANBU life, in no particular chronological order. Some will be light hearted, some will be darker. Some will have prominent overtones of slash (you have been warned) and some will be more subtle about it or not contain it at all. Each story will focus on a different secondary character alongside the ANBU Wolf.

Tobirama-centric one-shot, Gen story set during the initial forming of Konoha. There is a reason so many different cultures have myths about lost children being raised by wolves. There is a reason the most dangerous animal you can ever encounter in the wild is a mother protecting her young. There is a reason Konoha has a sexual assault rate so low it is almost non-existent.

A bout of accidental magic takes Harry Potter, all of six, to Munich Circus. There he meets a boy with blue skin and a similar talent. Freaks stick together, right? COMPLETE.

Both the ones who give and the ones who are given become trash. Obito's one fine example. (Companion piece to "the ones who are given," but can stand alone. Spoilers up to chapter 655.)

Naruto never suspected that his stupid mission could end this badly. On the bright side, at least his lazy sensei was there to suffer with him. Meanwhile, Sakura and Sai have their own mission: see Kakashi's unmasked face. Post-timeskip. Kakashi/Naruto. Sakura/Money. Sai/Himself. Gaara/Paperwork.

Sarutobi Hiruzen-centric one-shot, Gen story. A continuation of the second mini-story in my fic 'Don't Cry'. The Sandaime's day was not going well. Kakashi was in the hospital, Naruto had gotten into another fight, and he was stuck picking up all the pieces. Something had to be done about Naruto's temper, but he was at a loss as to how to get through to the boy.

Insanity... was like poison. It destroyed and took over all that remained of his life, of himself. His eye mocked him with its colour of death, and his hair mocked him with its colour of madness. -"Can I kill you so I'd at least get to say goodbye?" Redrafted to keep up with recent canon revelations.

Genma just follows the orders of heroes. / ANBU fic, very dark.

Sometimes, when one insists on not wanting to become a Shinobi, it is best to listen to them.

Transported to another world pissed Harry off. So, he was going to take his revenge against its population. As a cat. Tora &Harry friendship. Naruto/Harry pairing. yaoi

Naruto is the child of monsters, and orphan of a dead man.

Humpty-Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty-Dumpty had a great fall. Humpty-Dumpty found himself locked up by two insane dictators in a world that didn't really exist, had his mind shattered, and went back in time to try and save everyone. Wait... no, sorry. That wasn't Humpty-Dumpty. That was Hatake Kakashi, last free person under the Eternal Tsukuyomi. Time-Travel.

Namikaze Minato is born ageless, and dies the same, Orochimaru observes. -Drabble about the Yondaime Hokage.-

Both the ones who give and the ones who are given become trash. Kakashi's one fine example. (Spoilers up to chapter 608.)

Tsunade was forced to marry Naruto and Kakashi once the war was over since Naruto was getting too much unwanted attention. Unfortunately, neither had even entertained the idea of the other as a romantic choice. Marriage life was unexpected and before they knew it, they could not imagine a life without each other. Is this love? -Warning: Yaoi-

Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.

They are all in High School, and yet one person remembers their lives as shinobi. They are different, so different, but so the same. This person only wants to bring back the memories of the people he calls family. This person wants to bring back the memories, because it's just all so wrong, but yet so right. A twist on the classic Akatsuki High School AU. Oneshot.

Tuck away the crazy behind your spinning left eye, keep it secret, keep it safe. They look upon you to guide them through this war, they forget your potential, they forget who you were. Unleash it all, left eye left eye, tell me your secrets... Kakashi-centric

"No one really seems to know the underbelly of the truth, only its glory. And the truth is always glorious." - A look over Kakashi's very messed up life.

Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.

After three years of exile, Naruto's come home to Konoha. And just in time as well, because Kakashi's strange and vivid dreams are starting to take a toll on him. To save their future, the past will be revealed. KakaNaru.

Naruto receives care from a collection of lovely ladies and the two men who own the club they work in. With such influences in his life, it should be expected that things work out differently. Hints of same-sex relationships if you squint. Don't own, Complete.

AU. Har/Tsu. Immortal Master of Death Harry, now named Jayden, meets the magical, thriving world of Pandora. What's a mostly-insane magical-entity to do? SLASH. Will continue with favorable results from reviewers! XP

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

When a child admires ANBU, is it really a surprise when they pick up a few things?

Kakashi wonders if there's an alternate universe out there somewhere where he is weak and proud instead of strong and cardboard. Gai wonders if Kakashi could one day find an unbreakable peace he knows he deserves.

No one can keep a secret forever. So. What's Yours? WARNINGS: Mentions of rape, physical abuse, depression, swearing, schizophrenia, suicidal thoughts, self harm, drug abuse, eating disorder, alcohol abuse, pregnancy and insomnia

20 truths-esque. Slight AU; minor spoilers. Twenty truths about a silver-haired man, his mask and his porn. The way a man breaks and is put together again. [Edited and reposted 17 Nov 2012]

Character study. Respect is something you earn. He wants to be seen for whom he is, and in the end, that is what he gets. Respect is often given to those who don't deserve it. Kakashi learns the hard way.

All the more human as they were monster. Two lonely, half-nightmare beings manage to cross paths and form friendship. ONESHOT Werewolf!Kakashi/Wendigo-esque!Naruto

The child had four people ready to die to protect him. Four people who loved him. Four people who were his parents now. Kakashi wasn't surprised because Naruto was family. Naruto was pack.

Exactly as the title says, a series of one-shots that contain bastardized and personalized nursery rhymes for a multitude of characters, so far including Naruto, Kakashi, Sakura, Itachi, Ino, Shino, Tsunade, Kyuubi, Gaara, Lee, Iruka, and ?. Enjoy!

"-He looked down at the shattered bottle, "Guess we need more sake, huh?" Gai hummed in agreement. More sake was always good.-" A night of drinking leads to an interesting conversation. After all, jumping to your death would be just like flying, right?

The Earth had been dying for years. If Harry were a decrepit old man, he would say he could feel it in his bones, but that wasn't exactly accurate for an undying man. Slash.

There were times when Minato, just getting in from an A-ranked mission and bound solely for bed, would turn on the lights to find that his team of former genin had stolen his bed. This was one of them. Good thing Kushina's there to take care of him.

"- Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray no one should hear me weep. Keep me sane all through the night. Don't wake me at the mornings light.-" A young Shinobi's prayer.

At the end of the final battle Harry Potter was no longer a wizard nor was he human. Burdened with immortality he travels to a new world in hope of survival and pure curiosity. Harry/Tsu'tey

Naruto oneshots, non-pairing. This is marked as complete due to each story being self-contained, but this will be updated as fic gets produced.

"There were many theories on how the story of Team Seven would finally end." A tale about the old Team Seven, and how they fall apart.

Oneshot. When Naruto joins ANBU, it is a little like coming home after many strange and wonderful things. Sometimes, there is a simplicity in returning to those who raised you that feels better than any battle rush.

Oneshot. Naruto's childhood was never going to be anything other than strange and bloody and wrapped around broken shapes, and his adulthood's not much different, but he carries on anyway. He always has done.

They're all ghosts, specters of a war that, when the next generation heard about it, would be little more than myth and history lessons.

In Anbu, they teach you not to scream. And you will remember, because there is no such thing as an ex-Anbu. Written after some sudden inspration. Part of Ode to the Nobody.

The night Hatake Kakashi was born, there was a massive storm. ward!Fic, with necessary OCs

It was a brisk autumn day when Iruka really MET Kakashi. The ninken were a new dimension too. Cue philosophic pondering and maybe a little redemption. The start of a small series of stand-alones. Warning, it's LONG.

"We were the kings and queens of promise. And now look at us." A series of drabbles, from different people's POV, as Konoha burns at the hands of it's brightest child. No one knows why Naruto snapped, or if he was ever sane at all. No one ever will.

Thirteen truths about the gods and mortals of the Shinobi World.

The people of Konohagakure send a message to their enemies: This will end in fire.

Some legends are born and some legends are made. Uchiha Itachi's legend just is.

This, too, shall pass, and beyond it will be themselves. Beyond it will be them and eternity, and their rivalry, because Gai wouldn't let either of them give that up, not until eternity -- or at least, their eternity -- had run its course." Gai/Kakashi

Some time after Team 7, but long before Pein, Kakashi got back into ANBU.

Because they need him to be a weapon even if it steals his humanity. Implied Genma x Kakashi Oneshot

Introspective Kakashi drabble; A 24 year old Anbu Kakashi discusses the various events that have shaped him into the weapon he is now. Rated M to be safe language

Naruto's vacation up to Snow Country ends up being both magical and insane. KakaNaru. Written for the KakaNaru LJ Community Christmas Exchange. Oneshot.

Naruto needs an embarrasing favor. KakaNaru

He realised he had fathered something of a prodigy in development, and it was sick and strange and wondrous to Sakumo that all Kakashi wanted to be was a farmer. :Kakashi, Sakumo, Minato. Hints of MinaKaka.:

He died years ago, but his wings are too small to fly with the Angels, so he waits on earth until he's shed his downy feathers. How does an Angel learn to fly?

When the center of his life makes an unexpected return, Kakashi must choose between loyalty to his village and loyalty to his heart. [yaoi. TObitoKakashi] Some mature scenarios.

They drew the parallels, connecting the lines between them and waiting quietly for the tragedy to unfold anew. But they forgot three very important facts...

Maybes, and memories, and the meaning of being two thirds. AsuKakaKure, 328 spoilers.

Everyone assumes he's going to be the team medic. Until he kills his first enemy, he agrees with them.

It's the last war and Kakashi is about to do something very stupid. Hints of KakaIru if you squint

Asuma would like to do many things before dying, especially if said things involve Kakashi or Kurenai or, even better, both together. AsuKakaKure, and a festival. [Oneshot]

It's a little game Kakashi likes to play, counting the heartbeats of his victims before they died.

Kakashi has pushed the limits all his life. SPOILERS for the newest manga! RandR!

Something’s wrong with Harry. Seamus and Ron decide to find out what by spying. Now all they have to figure out is why Draco Malfoy is snogging The Boy Who Lived!

Kakashi stabs himself... and everyone wants to look. Extreme silliness and nosebleeds! REVIEW ! [Complete. Edited.]

Quite literally, Kakashi's always got someone keeping an eye out for him.

Kakashi killed his first man when he was five.

On both Sakumo and Kakashi as they live as genius ninjas in Fire country introspective comparative piece. Rated for blood and injury. One shot.

Of Hatake Kakashi, and the things that can make a human being, or break them utterly.