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![]() Name: Toris Laurinaitis Age: Between 16 and 18 Gender: I wish I could say male... Grade: S E N I O R (with a MAJOR case of Senioritis~) Obsession: H E T A L I A :'D HEYY! It's HeadstrongNozomi with my HETALIA account! Well, my Hetalia crack-pairings at least... :'D But call me Romano or Lovino! :'D But I never know what to do with my profile pages... So, I'll list my stories and the pairings with them! :'D No summaries unless needed though! Or if I want one~ Crack-pairing titles are gonna be in both languages of the pairs (if applicable). One-Shot Stories Strano Amour "Strange Love" Rated: NC-17 Pairing: France/S. Italy Summary: "I know why you run, ma chère Italien." "Oh yeah? Why?" "You want, and expect, me to follow. Ai-je raison?" "M-merda..." A-Pathetic Rated: NC-17 Pairing: Prussia/Poland Summary: "Cut the valley-girl shit, Feliks." "Like, what do you mean, Gilbert?" "Show me the real you." Dansa with the Djöfulinn "Dance with the Devil" Rated: NC-17 Pairing: England/Iceland Summary: "Why the bloody hell are you here, Iceland?" "Noregi. Cod War. Reconcile." "...What?" "Just let me in, Bretland." Yǔyán Zhàngài "Language Barriers" Rated: NC-17 Pairing: China/Japan Summary: "What went wrong, Kiku?" "What do you mean, China-san?" "That! You... you used to adore being with me, aru!" "...Time, Yao." "...Can we reverse time, Kiku, even for a moment, aru?" Versteckte Romantik "Hidden Romance" Rated: NC-17 Pairing: Switzerland/Austria Summary: "Why do you hate me, Vash?" "I told you already." "That isn't a reason." "..." "You hate me because you can't hate me, right...?" Ma Chère "My dear" Rated: NC-17 Pairing: France/England Summary: "Stupid Frog... Why did I even fall for you?" "What was that, Angleterre? I couldn't understand your muttering" "Nothing, nothing at all, you stupid Frog." Amore Liebe "Love Love" Rating: NC-17 Pairing: Prussia/Romano Summary: "You know that Antonio isn't gonna be happy about this when he finds out." "Why? 'Cause you're his, ah fuck, what did he say it was? Oh, right, su poco de tomate?" "Well, probably for that, too. But mainly because we hid it from him." Caliente y Kuldi "Hot and Cold" Rating: NC-17 Pairing: Spain/Iceland Summary: "How did this happen? We're complete opposites." "How are we opposite?" "Well... I'm quiet, you're loud; I'm pale, you're not; I'm cold, you're hot." Multi-Chapter Fics Project 39 Rating: NC-17 Pairing: Liet/Poland Summary: After an accident that left Toris hospitalized for three months, Feliks swore he would never let Toris risk anything ever again. Now, Toris has resumed his risky behavior behind Feliks' back, if only to prove to himself that he isn't afraid to step back into the ring. AU |
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