Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to the great land of marvellous rambling. In my profile page, you will see not only a full page of randomness but...er...hmmm...well nothing else actually. In fact, you might as well as replace all of this text with the words 'Blah Blah Blah' over and over again. That can only begin to reason how pointless this profile page will be.

First of all, let me introduce myself. CanIHaveTheSaltPlease is a (semi)professionalfilm-maker on youtube, a strange artist on deviant art, and a fellow writer on fanfiction, like he/she/it has been doing for...ooh...a year now? I dunno. Anyway, the bottom line is, I have no life.

And boy, am I proud of it!

This could be said that this account is my 2nd incarnation. My previous was 'TheArkofcreation1214' and despite the cheesey name, I had quite a lot of fun on that account. Until one day, for no apparent reason, Fanfiction.net suddenly went this massive transformation. Well,strictly speaking it wasn't massive, but it did change. And for some reason, I couldn't post chapters anymore. And it didn't happen just to me, I know a few people, in the real world and on the world of internet, that this happened to too.

And then luckily, the glitch was fixed and I was free to roam around again. Until I noticed that I really should rename myself. Nah, just kidding. It had been half a year since my last post and I found it rather pointless to carry on where I left off a lifetime ago.

So, I decided to start with a clean slate! Here I am back from the dead. Ta-Daaaa!!

But I'm not abandoning it completely. First, I'm going to re-write my best stories I wrote on my last account, and improve my strangley obnoxious attitude I had then. The community, I will continue and I won't delete my old bits and bobs so you can see what a strange person I was.

Here's the link to my old account:

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1598107/arkofcreation1214

Anyway, carrying on, I will now tell you about what I write about.

DOCTOR WHO

I think its a funny program. Not 'funny' as in the 'haha' funny (although it does have some hilarious moments) but 'funny' as in 'different' funny. I dosen't has a complex universe as Star Trek or a very long history of reccuring themes like stargate. It is simply unique.

No other show could make a TV program with Lazer shooting dragons and killer puppets or Agatha Cristie and a flying Wasp together and still be a sucess, and make it sane at the same time. Of course, there are some bizzare stories that simply don't make sense or have some major plot holes in but it has been on for... ohh... several decades now?

The thing I write about on Doctor Who are the never told stories that would ruin the show if they where told, curious and mysterious stuff. Like:

What did Donna do after she was 'killed (Note- I used this word to avoid spoilers)' ?

What happened in Jack's past and why is his brother go so damn crazy (bordering on Doctor Who's spin off show, Torchwood)?

What happened to Lady Christina de Souza after her detour with danger?

What happend to Jenny after the events on messaline?

I've just given away the plot lines for the first 4 stories that I'm going to write! Oh well.

On my profile page, I'll hopefully be adding behind-the-scenes of my stories, much like Doctor Who Confidential. Sadly though, I haven't even started anything yet so, it's currently under construction.

Till' next time!