a little about moi...

I'm a teenager and I love Twilight, running, photography, italian food,and numerous other things . I enjoy most alternative, rock, pop, easy listening, and classical music. I only hate country (just like Edward). My favorite character in Twilight is Alice(AKA what I named my computer. My friend named her's Bella and i named my dad's Carlisle).

my fave" if...copy this onto your profile"'s

must of them are funny, so you might as well read them!

if u should be sleeping right now, put this in ur profile.

if u have read twilight/new moon/ eclipse 4 times or more put this in ur profile.

If youre only slightly insane, put this in ur profile.

If you have to shove to fit all your books - and I don't mean the assigned ones - in your backpack, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've reread chapter 23 of TWILIGHT over eight times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

My all time fav. quotes:

"Pain is just a message." - Maximum Ride

"Your hair looks like a haystack...but I like it." - Edward Cullen Twilight

"I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt..." Jack Sparrow, Pirates #2

"No freaking duh." - Maximum Ride

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!" Gazzy - Max Ride 3

Edward: "Come near her again and I will cut your nuts off and put them in a jar on my mantle." -Boycotts and BarFlies

Bella: "Avocados, I need three.
Edward: "I only have two." -Boycotts and BarFlies

Renee: "Well, I guess they aren’t gay anymore, Liz." -Boycotts and BarFlies

Dane Cook: "I am Windextor! I will clean your soul!"

Jackie: "Stop sniffing glue! (In response to Kirsten telling me that she can feel her toenails growing.)"

Dane Cook: "God bless you!"

Dane Cook: "I’m just a messenger for big guns upstairs."

Dane Cook: "What am I supposed to say when an atheist sneezes? Uh, when you die nothing happens."

Dane Cook: "And when I get there all my ancestors will be waiting for me like it’s an airport. Haha! Sucker! Look who’s dead!"

Dane Cook: "And with that I will return as a huge beautiful tree. I hope he’s in the middle of the wilderness and a huge sweaty guy with an ax comes along, cuts him down, chains him up, drags him through the mud and the muck, chucks him into a saw mill, turns him into paper and prints the bible on him!"

Dane Cook: "Here’s what drove me banana sandwich."

Dane Cook: "You’re gonna hear cars all your life, if you hear a humpback whale, I want to know, then I’ll stop."

Dane Cook: "Women are mental terrorists."

Dane Cook: "Um, do you need a box? No, I’d like to make 9 trips back and forth like I’m a choo-choo train."

Dane Cook: "Chat chitting. They’re just words, they don’t control us."

Kirsten Agla: “That’s a load of waffles!”