xxKathyxx
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I OWN NONE OF THE CHARACTERS THAT I WRIGHT ABOUT (THAT ARE IN BOOKS!).THEY BELONG 2 THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT OF THEM!!!

Hey People!

I'm Kathy and I love reading FanFiction and the Twilight books!

I love people.

I love Dunboyne(where i used to live)

I love random stuff.

I love my friends.

I love my phone!!:)

I love my dog.

I love my room.

I love my old class (there insane!!)

I love horses and horse riding!!


I love reading!!

I hate my Irish teacher (she hates me back to unfortunatly).

I hate having to learn Irish (its a dead language anyway sooooo I dont see why we have to learn it!!)

RANDOM STUFF THAT MAKE ME SMILE!! :)

I TOOK THESE OFF MY FRIENDS PROFILE SOOOOO IF YOU WANT 2 SEE MORE LOOK AT xoChubbaChopLollipopox

I dream of a world ... where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned!!

Education is important,school however is another matter!!

Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you.

What happnes if you get scared half to death twice?!

Why do they put up pictures of criminals in Post Offices??What are we supposed to do . . . wright to these men?!

Two wrongs might not make a right...but three rights make a left!!

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved Americas problems!?

People who say anything's possible havn't tried to slam a revolving door!!

They say guns don't kill people.They say people kill people.Well I think guns help.If you just stood there and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill many people!!

Save the earth,its the only planet with CHOCOLATE!!

I'm not afraid of death.Whats he gonna do,kill me!?

Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday!!

The past.Its done.Its unchangeable.Move on.

No one was perfect . . . well there was this one gut but we killed him!!

The best things in our life are left unseen.That is why we close our eyes when we kiss,cry and dream...

Growing old is mandatory but growing up my friends is optional!!

RANDOM STUFF ABOUT ME!!:)

NAME:Kathy ...

AGE:14

OCCUPATION:Helloooooooooo people i'm 14

COUNTRY I'M LIVING IN:Ireland :) go irish people!!

FAVOURITE SINGER/ARTISTS:JUSTIN BIEBER,TAYLOR SWIFT,WESTLIFE,JLS,CHEYRL COLE,I LISTEN TO PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion re post this.

Please Mind the Language Below!! But it's HILARIOUS!

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."


MORE RANDOM STUFF!!:)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, MysticalPearl,MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,Blackwingsrainbowtips, MyNameIsCAL,xxKathyxx,

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you think Max and Fang should get together now copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!


Max Ride Quotes!

"I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang

"I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother Theresa into an Axe murderer" - Max from Maximum Ride

"Yes! Freaks RULE!" ~Fang

"Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!"
"But we're grounded."
stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing ~Max and Fang

"I look like prep school Barbie. looks at Max Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend." ~Nudge

"Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R." ~Gasman

"You...are...a...fridge...with wings. We're...freaking...ballet...dancers." ~Fang

"Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." "Oh, jeez." ~Max and Fang

"Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it." ~Fnick

"Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks." ~Max

"I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Iggy

"Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." ~Iggy

"Fang? Are you - like Max?"
"Nope. I'm the smart one." ~Dr. Martinez and Fang

"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." ~Fang

"Oh yeah,'cause Fang is all about the wordy sharing of feelings." ~Max

"'Iggy, this is not a democracy," I said understanding his fear but not being able to do anything about it. "It's a Maxocracy.'"-From Max Ride: The Angel Experiment

"Ok, so that did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing feelings?..., total flock hug, and I put my head on Fang's shoulder and cried."- Max, MR4

"The one thing I really can't stand is when Max and the others are in pain or upset. Not upset as in angry or teed off, 'cause God knows if that got to me I'd be totally out of luck." -Fang

"I let my jaw drop open, looking from him to Fang and back, and then Iggy was smiling huge in a way he never does, and Fang was grinning in a way he hardly ever does, and I felt like skipping around like a ballerina, which i promise you, I never, ever do." -Max, MR4


My Twilight oath:

I promise to think of Bella

Whenever I fall down

I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlie's sake of course

I promise to remember Carlisle

When I'm in the hospital

I promise to remember Esme

When someone does something caring

I promise to remember Jasper

When my emotions run haywire

I promise to remember Alice

Whenever I go shopping

I promise to remember Rosalie

Whenever I look hot

I promise to remember Emmett

When I receive a bear hug

I promise to remember Jacob

Whenever I see a wolf

I promise that when I see an apple, chessboard, a red tulip or red ribbon

I'll think of the best thing in the world.

Love, hope, Believe, Peace, Twilight.


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Unhuman Nature by Vampire-Addict-22 reviews
Bella and Paul have a hate/hate relationship. Screaming matches, Check. Angry sex, check. But what happens when Paul phases and imprints on Bella the same day that Edward decides he wants her back. thats all she wanted, right?. Rated Mature. FINISHED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,710 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 2,381 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
These Days by littlewinter reviews
"I groaned and buried my face in my hands. I was a jerk. Here she was, the girl I'd been fighting for over almost a year now. She'd finally given me her little finger and what did I do? Grab her boob. Smooth, Black." Bella/Jacob. Written in JPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 189,120 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
All I Ever Wanted by XxCiaraxX reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends since they were little,As Bella and Edward grow up will that change?,All the highs and lows of growing up.Will they be there for each other ALL HUMAN,Rated T,BxE,No flames.R&R.XxCiaraxX
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,546 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Dark Full Moon by xxRosyQxx reviews
For all of you who have read Breaking Dawn and the chapter after the Volturi leave you may have noticed that Stephenie Meyer said that the Quileutes were not actual werewolves and that Cauis was trying to have them extinct.Hmm a story? Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010
Who Wants To Live Forever by xoChubbaChopLollipopox reviews
So what, your human now?" I asked, trying to get used to the concept."Well, kinda" was his brillant answer."Next thing you know you'll be telling me Emmett and Rosalie are too.""Well..." Mixed POV's. Vamps and humans. Co-written with Sparko.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Leave out All the Rest by xoChubbaChopLollipopox reviews
When Bella gets amnesia and she can't remember Alice and Edward. They are told to stay away from bella so she won't remember her tragic past. But the Cullen's are determined to see her. All Human. First Fan-fic. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,774 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fathers Always Get In The Way by XxCiaraxX reviews
Edward and Bella hated Jacob so they sent him away from Renesmee the day she was born.seventeen years later Renesmee starts high school at forks high.She bumps into someone unexpected.will the Cullens be able to stop the reunion?Will jacob reconise her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,480 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Random Fanfic's about the Cullen's by XxCiaraxX reviews
A bunch of random fanfictions about our favourite family- the Cullen's. Hope you have some good laughs reading these! Some of them include noodles, a go-cart and you tube! Mwah! Enjoy! Wrote by XxCiaraxX and XxXLaliceXxX! Rated T just in case!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2009
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A New Start reviews
Goodbye New York.Goodbye Dad.Goodbye friends.Hello Ireland and what exactly... Bella's mum left her and her dad when she was four now she is going to live with her in Ireland. Re-write of The Move To Ireland!please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Jacob
The Move to Ireland reviews
Bella's parents split up when she was 5.Now she is going to stay with her mom in Ireland.In Ireland she meets her fab BFF and boyfriend.First fan fick.Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward