My friends MOM: we should have started on your hair sooner.

CARY: I did, but my juice attacked me and my shirt was being mean.

CARY: come on K, stab that chiken! Release your anger!

moi: DOES THIS SMELL GOOD!?(HOLDS UP A PEIC OF CARD BORD)

Cary: K, Thats a magnetic book mark.

(I thought it was a scent thing from a magazine)

Me:And it's like, don't kill HIM, he's your son's mother.

Cary: He's your son's mother? No you can't kill him, he mothered your son!

Cary: Yeah, cherry blasters. They're sour cherry, chewie goodness ...(under her breath) ... And I poisoned them, but you don't need to worry about that.

Me"Ha ha, yeah... wait what?!

Cary: Why did you demote gay bitch #3 to gay bitch #4?

Me: Because he was being a bitch.

Me:Why do I see legs!?(while playing Halo)

Me:Is their a body in the way? (while playing Halo)

Me:That's not nice, don't desecrate your own body Cary.(while playing Halo)(Grils can Tea Bag too)

Cary:They don't shoot me because my armour is shrub coloured. Your armour isn't shrub coloured. ... OMG! The shrubs are actually shrub coloured rocks! (while playing Halo)

Favorit convo and such from stories I’m reading or have read(I don't remember the tittles but I probably favorited them)

Naruto gasped, and clasped a hand over his mouth. "He's going to come in the middle of the night and steal my virginity."

"They know where I live!" Naruto yelled. "A gay man knows where I live and is after my blood!"

-Lloyd mumbles. 'It's like that thing ... what was that saying you mentioned earlier? The one about violence?'

Kratos looks up. 'Those who live by the sword-'

'Get shot by those who don't,' I interrupt, still rubbing my guns clean with my shirt.

-My brain just went 'OHSHI-' bang (favorit line ever)

-IT'S A GIANT FUCKING SPIDER.

-I'm not too sure what emotion that just was, but I'm just glad it wasn't “oh good god, kill it now”.

-Lloyd knows about Kratos? Samuel said something? Lloyd's illness is worse and he's going to eventually die? The Desians are coming? The BRITISH are coming!?

-Yeah, we're freakin' ninjas

-'PMS,' I say bluntly, staring. 'You're going through PMS.'

'Yeah, probably.'

'... Yes,' I say, nodding. 'You're PMSing, Lloyd. That's the answer to it all. All.'

-“MY EYES! MY VIRGIN EYES!”

-“He’s dancing,” Kakashi said dubiously, his brow furrowing in slight concern. “Either that or…having a seizure.

-I had no idea if that person even existed; it wasn’t a definite 'no' so it was a possibility that I really had an uncle’s second cousins kid.

-Secretly pleased to find that I no longer sounded like a three year old on crack.

-“So the chicken and the moon man went to Never Never Land on a flying My Little Pony, and the Princess of Naruto O’s gave the chicken a ninja apple, and the moon man ate it and he turned into a turkey, and the chicken and the turkey got married and had churkens, and the churkens went to the moon and ate lots of cheese and moon pies! The end!”

-he kept staring at that damned ice cube. Ten minutes…it STILL wasn’t melted…it was defying the laws of science and nature…it was MOCKING him!

-And Sasuke stared hopefully out the window, knowing that if he had a car, the first thing he'd do was run Itachi over with it.

-Everin had stuffed Tatl into his mouth with every intent of eating her.

-The waitress started to giggle, "Your silly, this is a tea shop, we don't serve sake her. Plus Deida-ralalalaalaleee. Oh don't fall in love with a salior boy he'll take your heart to sea!!"(Tobi)

Tom had always been isolated from the others. He would always just sit on the swing while everyone else was playing outside with their friends.

But there was a reason for the isolation. You wanna know what it was?

He had a beaver inside his stomach.

“The sand gets everywhere Shino! Just wait, it may not get you now but it will!”(kiba)

Kiba screamed and stood

"Did Timmy fall down the well? Tell me Kiba.” Kiba stared at Shino.

“No I don’t even know who the hell Timmy is!”

“Then allow me to rephrase my attempt at humor, what is wrong you silly idiotic woman man thing.” Kiba stared at Shino who was rolling up his magazine.

I had a full mind to beat his hawkish face in with a shovel. No, a cinder block. No... Something bigger – ah hah, Australia. I’d beat his face in with a continent.

Except for Itachi, who was reading the Real Estate section of last week's newspaper. Why? No one asked.

Yggdrasill wasn't going to stand in my way, I had a freaking CAPE.

“I mean, what with the whole ‘you burnt down another village’ and the whole banning from all local retailers because of one little shuriken incident. I mean, it’s really sucked.”

“Hmm.”

“You know, we should like pretend this last week didn’t exist. We should like, erase it.”

“Can we do that?”

“We’re ninjas. We could like, burn calendars and stuff.”

“Wouldn’t that erase the whole year?”

“Oh yeah…okay, so we cut out the last week from the calendar then burn them in a bonfire. Then, we can walk around in a kinda bubble.”

“Hmm…”

“’Cept not like the boy in the bubble, not like we have a disease or somethin’, like a metaphorical bubble.”

“Get it off me!” he yelled, his voice muffled by 130 pounds of dog. “It’s crushing my lungs!”

"Stupid Kisame...Stupid Leader...Stupid food processor! Turn ON!" Itachi cursed one of technologies "advances" and once again pressed the 'On' button on the Kitchen Aid appliance.

“No, but, he’s weird, you both know that,” Kiba said cautiously.

“Maybe, but you run around talking to dogs, helping them master how to pee in mid air, and your best friend has bugs living inside of him, no offense,”

He’s staring at Colette as if Jesus himself had just boogied down from heaven and asked Lloyd for a Klondike bar.