Hi. :)

I am a closeted Twilight fan, an even more closeted Twilight fanfiction lover, and an even more closeted Robert Pattinson fanatic. I'll probably spontaneously combust one of these days, but until then you can find me frantically checking my email to see if any of the geniuses who call this site home have updated yet. Well, that or reading my local newspaper, where "Farmer Discovers Oddly-Shaped Eggplant" is front page news. Ah, the joys of small town America.

Things I like: iPhones, college sports, reading, Lady Gaga (my other guilty pleasure), blogs, Chinese food, money, English accents, Coach purses, horrible commercials, shopping, and - oh, yeah - Edward Cullen.

Yes, I am aware I sound like a fangirl.

Things I hate: band-aids, bleach, pork-n-beans, dirty dishes, soggy french fries, heavy objects, snobby people, oil spills, watery iced tea, horrible commercials (we have a love-hate relationship), Chuck-E-Cheese, and lame jokes, which is funny considering I'm usually the one who makes them.

Maybe I'll find the courage to actually post something on here one of these days. Maybe not.

I am so pathetic.