![]() Author has written 6 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Five Nights at Freddy´s, Wreck-It Ralph, Pokémon, Penguins of Madagascar, and My Little Pony. Me: Hello there soldiers! Welcome to my account, and- Skipper: Stop trying to impersonate me already! Me: * Rolls eyes * Fine. But just ONE more? Skipper: Negatory Me: * Puppy eyes * Pwetty pwease? Skipper: * Sighs * Only one. Me: Yay! Here goes! Gruff voice * Hi I'm Skipper, 25 years old and still scared of needles. Wait, that's classified. K'walski, op- Skipper: * Death stare * I-I'm not scared of needles! * Looks around nervously * Me: Oh really? * Holds a needle up to his face * Skipper: * Whimpers and clings to me * Me: * Teasingly * Baby Skipsy... Skipper: * Regains sense * * Gets Rico to hack out a chainsaw * Me: Damn... * Runs off to get Kowalski's shrink ray * It is on!!! (5 Hours Later) Me & Skipper: * Both come in scratched and bruised * Let's say... it's a tie... Me: Oh yeah, and one more thing Skippy! Skipper: Don't call me that! Me: * Holds up love ray 'borrowed' from 'Walski's Lab * Skipper: Fish and chips woman, what do you want?! Me: This! * Fires love ray at him * This better work... I bet all Skipper fangirls are flaming right now. No, you've misunderstood. I get... awkward around him because... * whispers * I have a crush on him Skipper: SAY WHAT NOW?! Me: WAIT YOU'RE HERE?!?!?!?! AND THE LOVE RAY DIDN'T WORK!?!?!? * takes my heart out my chest and stomps on it * Skipper: * Slowly backs away * Private: 0.0 Skippah, what is going on? And why is (m/n) ripping out their heart? Skipper: Avert your eyes, young innocent soldier... * famous quote * You didn't see anything... Me: * Dies on the floor * Skipper: NO! I NEVER SAID I LO- * notices Private * Go... Private: * Hurries out the room in search of a therapist * Skipper: * continues * I NEVER SAID I LOVED HER! Me: * wakes up * * holds out fake heart * Skipper: Never said it never gonna Me & Skipper: TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOOO * Brofist * Me: We fooled the gullible readers!!!!!!!!! Readers: * Come at me and Skipper with flaming torches * Me and Skipsy: RUN!!!!!!!!!!! * Sprint/slide away * Private: I still don't get how that counts as a joke... |
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