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 Author has written 6 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Five Nights at Freddy´s, Wreck-It Ralph, Pokémon, Penguins of Madagascar, and My Little Pony. Me: Hello there soldiers! Welcome to my account, and- Skipper: Stop trying to impersonate me already! Me: * Rolls eyes * Fine. But just ONE more? Skipper: Negatory Me: * Puppy eyes * Pwetty pwease? Skipper: * Sighs * Only one. Me: Yay! Here goes! Gruff voice * Hi I'm Skipper, 25 years old and still scared of needles. Wait, that's classified. K'walski, op- Skipper: * Death stare * I-I'm not scared of needles! * Looks around nervously * Me: Oh really? * Holds a needle up to his face * Skipper: * Whimpers and clings to me * Me: * Teasingly * Baby Skipsy... Skipper: * Regains sense * * Gets Rico to hack out a chainsaw * Me: Damn... * Runs off to get Kowalski's shrink ray * It is on!!! (5 Hours Later) Me & Skipper: * Both come in scratched and bruised * Let's say... it's a tie... Me: Oh yeah, and one more thing Skippy! Skipper: Don't call me that! Me: * Holds up love ray 'borrowed' from 'Walski's Lab * Skipper: Fish and chips woman, what do you want?! Me: This! * Fires love ray at him * This better work... I bet all Skipper fangirls are flaming right now. No, you've misunderstood. I get... awkward around him because... * whispers * I have a crush on him Skipper: SAY WHAT NOW?! Me: WAIT YOU'RE HERE?!?!?!?! AND THE LOVE RAY DIDN'T WORK!?!?!? * takes my heart out my chest and stomps on it * Skipper: * Slowly backs away * Private: 0.0 Skippah, what is going on? And why is (m/n) ripping out their heart? Skipper: Avert your eyes, young innocent soldier... * famous quote * You didn't see anything... Me: * Dies on the floor * Skipper: NO! I NEVER SAID I LO- * notices Private * Go... Private: * Hurries out the room in search of a therapist * Skipper: * continues * I NEVER SAID I LOVED HER! Me: * wakes up * * holds out fake heart * Skipper: Never said it never gonna Me & Skipper: TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOOO * Brofist * Me: We fooled the gullible readers!!!!!!!!! Readers: * Come at me and Skipper with flaming torches * Me and Skipsy: RUN!!!!!!!!!!! * Sprint/slide away * Private: I still don't get how that counts as a joke... |
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Fnaf: Foxy In Love by Cr3aTuR3x reviews
Freddy and the others are repaired and remodeled to perform again. Foxy was the last of them. They're all happy and then heard about a Vixen joining their group. Foxy is very nervous about this, he's never met a Vixen before. Vixey has always had a crush on Foxy since she was made. She heard so much about him, but evil forces will do anything to break them apart. What will happen?
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,125 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Chica, Bonnie, Foxy, OC - Complete
FiVE Weeks aT FrEdDy's by jason.mason25.jm reviews
Please read story before you post a review! This story is a parallel universe to the cannon story line of five nights at Freddy's. Follow Micheal Schmidt as he survives five weeks at Freddy's and learn the dark secrets hidden within the pizzerias walls! While protecting himself and his family against every enemy he encounters!
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,474 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Golden Freddy, Fritz Smith - Complete
Amnesia by WinkiesAndLunacorns reviews
When a tragic accident leaves human Private with no memory of his team or even being a penguin, how will the others learn to survive in their new form and get Private's memory back?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,097 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Private, Kowalski
Five Nights at Freddy's:Truth or Dares by CygnusCrown Night reviews
(This story needs OCs)Truth or dares to the five nights at freddy's characters(Sorry if Freddy looks so dumb):/ (Rated T to be safe)
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/12/2015 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy
Puppy by PoMlovah611 reviews
Classified is turned into a puppy by Dr. Octavius Brine and kept as his own personal pet. What'll happen next?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,459 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Classified, Dave
Wreck it Freddy's 2 by Kapra90 reviews
At last, the sequel arrives! Embark on another journey through the horrors within the new, and unwelcome, game that is plugged in GCS. As the core four and Mike delve deeper into the lore that exists within the game, they will discover secrets and truths that some never wanted to be revealed. Will they be lucky enough to survive this time? Co-written by myself and Dixie Darlin.
Crossover - Wreck-It Ralph & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,111 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, Mike Schmidt, Jeremy Fitzgerald - Complete
Five Nights at Strickland Propane by Ltmajordude reviews
Rainbow Dash works as a night guard at a propane store. Five Nights at Freddy's parody. Crossover of Five Nights at Freddy's, My Little Pony, and King of the Hill. I do not own either of them.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,017 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Complete
Five Nights at Freddy's, The Story at Freddy's by Your Intelligence reviews
This is a story from the animatronic's point of view.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,691 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy - Complete
Wreck it Freddy's by Kapra90 reviews
A new game is plugged in, and after meeting the protagonist, Mike, Vanellope convinces her friends to help her "babysit" the in game eatery while he gets some well needed rest. However, the core four soon find that this was the worst decision they made; if not their last. Will they be able to survive until the next quarter drop? Co-written by myself and the noteworthy Dixie Darlin!
Crossover - Wreck-It Ralph & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,348 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 68 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Penguin flu by RandomFanFictionPressGirl14 reviews
Skipper gets a terrible sickness, so with no other option, he goes home with Alice. But what happens when Skipper can't get better? A whole lot of Blowhole, Chaos, spies, Julien, and even... Sky Spirits?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,766 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Alice, Skipper, OC, Dr. Blowhole
A Daughter for Skipper by lovingSkipper reviews
I was living a normal life; just a simple life in typical Green Bay, Wisconsin. But a car crash took everything away. I lost my mother, my home, and my normal life. Now I live with my father halfway across the country. This is the story of how I came to live with him, the progression in our relationship, and complications we had along the way. (Rated T for strong language)
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,769 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Skipper, OC, Hans, Dr. Blowhole
Moments by Myde the Turk reviews
Points of time in the lives of the Penguins. Human!AU. Slash IS present in some of them. I'm sorry if that throws you off.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,429 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private - Complete
Gone Without A Trace by TheAbandonedAngel reviews
After Private is seriously hurt, he gets an offer. Either he leaves or his team dies. Will he take it? What will it have in store? I DO NOT OWN THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR, DREAMWORKS AND NICK DOES. PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME SAY THAT AGAIN *cries*
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,169 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Private, Dr. Blowhole, Skipper
Penguins of Madagascar: King Versus Emperor by Neoraichu reviews
New penguins are coming to the Central Park Zoo for the winter, and Skipper fears for unit cohesion and discipline. King Julien also may find himself in a new rivalry. Will a few hens ruffle the boys' feathers? thank you for your time and patience.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,433 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Skipper, Private, OC
Broken Soldier by ladywhiplasher reviews
After a fight with Skipper, Kowalski and the rest of the team decide to leave him and the zoo. All alone, Skipper has to do his missions until he s becoming aware of what he d done. With no one to help him, he s getting in trouble he wouldn t ever imagine
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,693 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Skipper
Immortal Love by ladywhiplasher reviews
A sequel to Untold Desires. Skipper and Private are happy as a couple. But after a meeting with Raven, Private start to behave strangely. He was turned into something Skipper wouldn t ever expect. Warning: sex scences and a little touch of sadism. Review!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Skipper, Private - Complete
All Alone On Christmas by ladywhiplasher reviews
Skipper lost his team. He is all alone and it s christmas. Depression lead him to do the unbelievable. This is a nightmare come true with an unexpected ending. Warning: Very depressive and sad. Oneshot
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Skipper - Complete
The Horror House by ladywhiplasher reviews
Forced to stay a night at a old house in the woods, the penguins will face their worst nightmares. Will they survive and get out of this hell? Warning: some caracter deaths and really depressing moments. The story is kind of based on a horrormovie.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Skipper, Private - Complete
A Hurted Heart by Skipper Belmont reviews
Skipper loves Marlene, but she refused him and she did something that destroy their friendship. Will they reconcile? And what will happen next? Finally completed! The Epilogue is up!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,881 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
Kidnapping Skipper by Mastermindhunter reviews
Skipper's gone, and the only clue is a note with a lone stamp on it. The enemy blowhole is not to blame. Desperate, the boys seek unlikely help. How far will they be willing to go to save him? Or more important, how far will this new form of help go?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,786 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Skipper, Dr. Blowhole
Penguins of Madagascar: Compotatoers by Spotty1006 reviews
Kowalski introduces Skipper, Rico, Private, Marlene, and the lemurs to computers. However, when a mysterious animal begins talking to the Penguins on the computer, what will they do?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Kowalski, Skipper - Complete
Penguins of Madagascar: Suspicion and Accusation by Melucine reviews
Marlene's sister comes to visit. Skipper goes psycho...etc
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Marlene, Kowalski - Complete
Death in the Zoo by Cudabear reviews
One day, a lemur from Madagascar joins the zoo. Soon thereafter Julien is murdered and Private is framed for it. The penguins rush to find evidence to prove Private's innocence while a much darker plan is being worked out. Skipper struggles to keep both himself and his team sane, unaware that the real killer is right under his beak and is going to strike again.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,809 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Skipper, Private - Complete
50 words by Madagascar Penguin reviews
50 words, one sentence each, all Penguins of Madagascar.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete
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Realm Of Love reviews
When Kowalski and Skipper get together, Private and Steph are both distraught. How will they cope knowing their crush is taken?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2015 - [Kowalski, Skipper] [Private, OC]
A Pirate Ship reviews
When Foxy and Chica finally get together, a new animatronic arrives at the pizzeria, changing everything. Will this ship sink or will the love keep on?
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 1/1/2015
The Naughtiest And The Rarest
When Blossom becomes a Pokemon trainer, she is over the moon, especially as the day she is getting her first Pokemon there are extra rare ones. But when there's value there's trouble, and it's impossible not to feel the presence of this cheeky rarity...
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Published: 1/10/2015 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] OC
The Mysteries Behind The Pizzeria reviews
When a new game is plugged into game central station, a pizzeria simulator, it's up to Vanellope, Ralph, Felix, and Calhoun to solve the dark secrets within this hellhole... will they make it through there alive, or will their terrible fate be sealed?
Crossover - Wreck-It Ralph & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, Foxy, Toy Bonnie
Hooked With The Changes-Foxy X Rainbow reviews
When Rainbow gets her new job as night guard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, she has no idea how much it will change her life... CONTAINS LEMON DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE AGAINST IT
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/5/2015 - [Foxy, OC] Jeremy Fitzgerald, Toy Chica
my little pony x sonic reviews
Sonic and friends get stuck in Equestria! Will they find their ways back to Mobius, or will they be stuck in Equestria forever?
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2014