Um Hi...

Name: Dani Stewart

Age: 14

Birthday: August 27

Appearance: 5'5", 1045645 lbs (too many steaks, tortillas, bean and cheese tacos, waffles, pancakes, omelets, cakes, sugar cookies, crepes, and chocolate -her bff mia), shoulder-length dyed-red hair w/ bangs, size 3, greenish blueish eyyes.

Favorite Books: Twilight series(no dur), Harry Potter series, The Clique series, The Boyfriend List, Forever by Judy Blume, and some others I can't remember...

Favorite Foods: sushi, steak, tortillas, bean and cheese tacos, waffles, pancakes, omelets, cake, sugar cookies, crepes, and chocolate

Favorite Places: San Antonio TX, Paris France, Boston Massachusetts, Manhattan New York, Forks Washington, Seattle Washington, Quebec Canada, and some other places like that

Dresses for BREAKING DAWN, MY OWN TWIST

Esme's dress

Rosalie's dress

Alice's dress

Bella's dress

Bella's wedding dress

Bella's tiara

Bella's shoes (except in white)

Bridesmaid's dress

Bridesmaid's shoes (except in black)

Copy 'N Paste Section

:) U no u liiiike it!! (MIK! :0 u no who u r!!)

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen's Including Bella Disorder

AV is Addicted to Vampires

WBWAVS is Wishing Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome

LES is Love Edward Syndrome

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profil and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile.

If you read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that you now have a built in Volvo radar, copy this into your

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you are counting the days until Breaking Dawn comes out copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you copy and paste stuff onto your profile just because your bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

Peace through superior fire power

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager grls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.(well i have read it 13 times)

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever spent hours just thinking about Twilight and alternate situations copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle. ( Ther're out to get me!! )

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you've read my full profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

u say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love..

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes. Sorry, Barbie you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken.

Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.

On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you?)

On a child's Superman costume: Warning: Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly. (I blame the parents for that one)

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.

2. The future is not set in stone.

3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.

4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.

5. True love knows no boundaries.

6. Some people are just danger magnets.

7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.

8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!

9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.

10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.

11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.

12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.

13. Family is about more than just blood.

14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.

15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.

16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.

17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.

18. There are exceptions to every rule.

19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.

20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.

21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.

22. Cold hands = Warm heart.

23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.

24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.

25. Romeo was an idiot.

26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.

27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.

28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.

29. Space heaters can be very annoying.

30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

TWILIGHT QUOTES!

I'd never given much thought to how I would die--though I'd had reason enough in the last few months--but even if I had, I would not have imagined it like this."
-- Bella

'And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,' he murmured. I looked away, hiding my eyes as I thrilled to the word.
'What a stupid lamb,' I sighed.
'What a sick, masochistic lion.'"

'Please tell me just one little theory.' His eyes still smoldered at me.
'Um, well, bitten by a radioactive spider?' Was he a hypnotist, too? Or was I just a hopeless pushover?
'That's not very creative," he scoffed.
'I'm sorry, that's all I've got,' I said, miffed.
'You're not even close,' he teased.
'No spiders?'
'Nope.'
'And no radioactivity?'
'None.'
'Dang,' I sighed.
'Kryptonite doesn't bother me either,' he chuckled."
-- Edward and Bella

I'm betting on Alice."
-- Bella

NEW MOON QUOTES

'Bears don't want to eat people. We don't taste that good.' He grinned at me in the dark cab. 'Of course, you might be an exception. I bet you'd taste good.'
'Thanks so much,' I said, looking away. He wasn't the first person to tell me that."
-- Jacob and Bella

"Even more, I had never meant to love him. One thing I truly knew - knew it in the pit of my stomach, in the center of my bones, knew it from the crown of my head to the soles of my feet, knew it deep in my empty chest - was how love gave someone the power to break you.
I'd been broken beyond repair."
-- Bella

ECLIPSE QUOTES

And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche."
— Alice Cullen

"I prefer brunettes."
— Edward Cullen

"I don’t have any leeches on my speed dial."
— Jacob Black

I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun with you around."
— Emmett Cullen

Fall down again, Bella?"
— Emmett Cullen

"I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object."
— Edward Cullen