Brand was walking home from school one day when his iPod started piping out a strange dialect. Next thing he knew, he was dumped rather unceremoniously into the realm of Alagaësia. Oh, and did I mention that he's a dragon now? How will he cope with these new changes, and will he be able to resist the foreknowledge and instincts he now possesses? OCxSaphira. Rated T for now.

When going up against a dragon, having a dragon slayer at your side is a must. Ira, the Dragonborn of legend, and Alduin, now in human form, are called to Middle Earth to deal with Smaug. Accompanied by thirteen dwarves, a questionable wizard, and a button-nosed hobbit, they make the long trek across worlds to ensure Smaug's defeat. Alduin/F!DB. Sequel is up! REWRITE IN PROGRESS