Death. It is immanent. Tee hee. A bunch of funny death predictions for your non-sadistic entertainment. Rated T for all of the paranoid parants out there, who think that their child will read about blood and gore and death ... Which they will.

Oneshot, complete. As Edward settles into his new life in New England with Alphonse, far away from the ravages of wars in Europe and safely ensconced in the arms of America's best university, he encounters a face he never thought he'd see again. Roy/Ed