AU in which Roy is a new hire for Amestris University's applied sciences department and Edward is a truth-bending little shit that likes to fuck with the new guys. For those of you that tried to read the second chapter to no avail, it's been updated with corrections!

They don't cuddle, they don't talk about their relationship (or lack thereof) and they certainly never fall asleep in each other's arms. [bottom!Draco, Fluff and Humour, Auror Partners]

*COMPLETE* Harry and Draco end up in a storeroom and... Well, it's hot as f#%!. DRARRY! EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT! 'THE PROGRESSION TRILOGY'

Potter escorts me home, presses me into my front door and kisses me with a ferocity that's exhilarating. And then Potter asks me, in a growl that makes my cock throw a wet tantrum in my pants, how many more dates I would deem mandatory before I let him fuck me. I drag Potter to bed. [bottom!Draco, hung!Harry, Size Kink, Humour]

Drarry oneshot based on the prompt: Several unanswered texts has Draco threatening to storm up and drag Harry forcibly out of bed only to find him sound asleep and oh-so-completely naked... Isn't that just his luck?

It's just 3000 words of smut in an office chair? Bottom!Levi that's 'bout it. Belated xmas smut for JezebelStrike.

It's Harry's wedding day. Draco thinks he's making a big mistake. Can he convince him to call it off?

Adam is happy, which leaves Tony in a strange place. It's unhealthy, he knows, to define one's own happiness by another's. Especially if the person on whom one's happiness depends is a narcissistic, workaholic chef with a substance abuse problem, but that person is Adam, and Tony can't help it. Somehow, without Tony realizing it, his happiness. Post-film fix-it. Tony/Adam

Levi growled a little in the back of his throat and ran his hands through his hair. This was stupid. He was a man. He could face this dumb kid and get a couple lousy pens from him without making a total jerk of himself... Or so he hoped.

After being under watch 24/7 for weeks on end, Eren is at his wit's end. After all, a man has "needs," and he's desperate to deal with his teenage body, even if that means a certain corporal watches. Levi likes to watch, and Eren likes to see Levi's reactions. Voyeurism/Exhibitionism.

Draco has urges to do certain things at work and he indulges on a regular basis. Of course Harry is determined to find out what's going on because when has he ever let things go where Draco's concerned? Slash. Rated M. H/D pairing. COMPLETE

ONE SHOT: Merlin and Arthur: The one where one has to sit on the other's lap on a car trip.

Draco really really hates Harry Potter, right?

Pansy decides to make Draco love her once and for all and slips some love tonic in his drink. When it doesn't work exactly as she planned, Draco's world is turned upside down by a pair of bespectacled emerald green eyes. Is it only downhill from here?

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and Arthur is standing out in the middle of the street in the cold and it's about as miserable and inconvenient as it can possibly be. But then the class geek shows up in his underwear with a package like none Arthur has ever seen. There may or may not be drooling, but that's only because Gwaine's right when he calls Arthur a cockslut.

When Arthur finds out Merlin spent the night with a man, his curiosity is aroused. Will he be curious enough to give it a try? Merlin/Arthur Slash

Draco Malfoy knew that if he hoped to have any sort of career in politics, it was of the utmost importance that he adhere to the intricacies of pureblood high society. Raised as an heir his entire life, Draco never had to worry much about such things-however, things get complicated quickly after his life is saved by lowly groundskeeper Harry Potter. Historical!AU.

Potter has been hit by a mysterious curse and he needs Draco to break it.

Arthur wakes up in a very precarious position with Merlin after having a very suggestive dream. Hopefully the knights will stay asleep long enough for him to resolve the situation. Oneshot. Merthur. Smutlet. PWP. Public sex. Slight dub!con.

Eren lives by the ocean in a peaceful, untroubled world with his classmates. He studies, dreams of going to sea on the boats to see what lies beyond the horizon, and sneaks out at night more often than he should. His greatest ambition is to join the crew of the Wings of Freedom, but after making a disastrous first impression on Captain Levi, it will be easier said than done. Ereri.

Riza observes quietly the interactions between the colonel and Ed. Implied one-sided RizaxRoy ; Slight RoyxEd

Harry has always been the golden boy of Malfoy Corporation, earning the respect of Lucius and the resentment of his high school rival, Draco. But Lucius has a business proposal that involves Harry becoming a Malfoy..by marrying Draco. Non-magic AU

Draco Malfoy hates going to the Auror Deparmtent's Annual Christmas Party, but it isn't as though he really has a choice. This year just may change his mind. Harry/Draco.

Involving a murderer, a ruffled pink dress and some serious groping. Warnings for graphic yaoi with a minor.

It was blatantly obvious to Roy what it was that Ed needed; he just didn't quite understand why it was that his body and emotions got all in a tiffy when Ed admitted that it was Roy that he wanted it from. -RoyEd/EdRoy, lemon in second chapter

A lawn mower, a pertly pink todger, endless cups of tea and a few sly grins. Oh yes, and Harry is cursed to temporarily bond to anyone he gets close to; for some reason that person ends up being Draco, more often than not… Written for 2013 HD Smoochfest.

Summery: So Harry's part Veela. He isn't going to let it rule his life, especially when there were no adverse affects to him and it only made his admirers slightly more annoying. A new suitor in a sea of hundreds isn't going to make any difference. Right? (yaoi, lemon)

Harry learns his wife has been unfaithful. Devastated, he goes to his friend Draco for comfort and a place to stay. He gets a bit more than expected, though. (EWE-ish. M/M slash. Mentions of adultery. No love for Ginny. Rated M; mature content and language.) Complete.

Scorpius Malfoy is not a nice potions teacher, and new teacher Albus Potter is recruited to ask the Slytherin to be nicer to their students.Turns out Scorpius is willing to behave in class if a certain Gryffindor is willing to misbehave afterwards.

In a room-sharing situation, quality alone time can be hard to come by (puns intended). But Gwaine, Merlin and Arthur agree on a schedule that works beautifully-until it doesn't. Merlin/Arthur with a side of Gwaine. Smut and fluff - the usual.

"Rumours" part II. (Slowly being edited) King Arthur and Queen Guinevere are loved by the people, The Knights of The Round Table are becoming legends, and the king's manservant is stumbling his way through Camelot as always. The King is on his throne and all is well. Until the rumours start ... (A/M)

Harry catches the Knight Bus one evening when other travel choices are unfeasible. When he discovers Draco Malfoy employed as the Conductor, he decides Malfoy is up to something because Malfoy is always up to something. His suspicion has nothing to do with the way Malfoy fills out the tailored lines of his purple uniform. Nothing at all. MATURE CONTENT ETC.

Confiscated Dark objects are disappearing from the Ministry, and journalist Harry Potter is on the case. Unfortunately, he has to drag along Draco Malfoy, gossip columnist extraordinaire, whose subject of choice is everyone's favorite desultory hero. All Harry wants is to put out a respectable article. Oh, and to forget a night that only Draco knows and will never write about.

Aurors Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy have been partners for years, and are considered the best in their chosen profession. But there's always been an internal war between them, one that's about to come to flashpoint. Also Louis/Rorake.

An epic re-imagining of a classic fairy tale. A castle of forgotten souls...a Beast trapped in bitter purgatory...and an unexpected romance borne of one pivotal rose. COMPLETE as of May 4th 2012

In which there is half-clothed hate-sex against a carriage window on the Hogwarts Express heading back to London. Except that...it's not really hate that Draco's feeling. HP/DM TWO SHOT.

Harry keeps losing his Auror badge, and it keeps turning up in the most unlikely places. :: Harry/Draco SLASH ::

Veela are very sexual creatures, and when Harry wakes up on his 18th birthday he finds himself unbelievably horny all day long. Draco walks in on him in a restroom and finds Harry wanking and offers to help. Bonded as mates, how will they cope? Complete

Someone or something is attacking Muggles and leaving them for dead. Auror Harry Potter is assigned to the case, but with his usual partner unavailable, he is stuck with the most annoying Auror ever to walk the halls of the Ministry. MATURE CONTENT ETC.

Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.

Draco and Harry both work at the Ministry; Albus and Scorpius attend the same classes at Hogwarts. Will such close contact finally allow for some peace between the Malfoys and the Potters? Or will things blow up in the faces of both generations? Complete.

During a month undercover in a Muggle school, Draco Malfoy has to deal with scheming children, peculiar staff and his increasingly fluffy feelings towards his Auror-in-training partner, Harry Potter.

Every year Ginny reminds James to give Neville their love, especially since his divorce. But what would happen if seventeen year old James took her words seriously and through unsigned love letters tried to win his Herbology teacher's heart?

When Arthur strains a muscle, Merlin must tend to him.

All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.

Between a power mad new Fuehrer and his ridiculous new laws, there's no way Ed was ever going to survive being a military dog again. Maybe he should have stayed on the other side of the gate.

Merlin gets fed up of hearing his dorm neighbour Arthur's rather loud amorous activities, so he decides to give him a run for his money. Modern AU.

A rare item was stolen from Malfoy Manor. Harry wants to find it because he believes it might be dangerous. Draco doesn't want him anywhere near it, but not for the reason Harry suspects. EWE.

Draco Malfoy has never claimed to be the Hogwarts Sex God, but letting rumors circulate never hurt anyone. At least, not until he gets some rather strange news...

Harry seeks the unlikely help of Draco Malfoy to give a boost to his love life, but as usual, things aren’t always what they seem. Explicit content.

AU Pirate Drarry - Captain Potter is a revered member of the Royal British Fleet, sent to capture and hang all known pirates. His personal vendetta is the Dread Pirate Black, but what will he do when he finds the scoundrel?

He calls it Harry Sickness, because the thought of Harry doing this with another makes him ill. Warning: M/M Adult Content. Written in present tense.

Of course Potter had to be at the one Professional Quidditch match Draco attended. The very same Match where he learns that mud is good for laughing, more laughing, and sex. Not necessarily in that order.

It’s Harry’s last Day at Hogwarts. Something sexy happens. His name is Draco Malfoy.

An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.

Edward was only trying to find a Philosopher's Stone when he went back through time, but missions are never black and white. Roy/Ed

HP/DM Pre-HBP AU. Harry's been interested in Ron for years, but Ron's being an idiot about it. Draco offers to help him out. Fake relationship!cliche! WARNING: IF IT WASN'T OBVIOUS FROM THAT SUMMARY, THIS IS CRACKY AS HELL. And everybody's pretty OOC.

COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE

In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.

Hiei and Kurama are loud. Yusuke is curious. The title should tell you the rest. PWP

In a burst of unexplained magic, Harry Potter’s Auror partner Draco Malfoy has simply disappeared. Frantic with worry, terrified that something really terrible has happened to the other man, Harry realizes that what he feels for him just might be more tha

Stars well-dressed!Harry and somewhat-in-denial!Draco as the seventh years celebrate the end of school. Also includes leather-trousers!Harry, karaoke and an intriguing game of truth or dare. dm/hp drarry SLASH

Harry awakens after a long sleep to find things terribly changed. He's not in an alternate universe... it just seems like it.

When Draco is hit by one of Harry's stray snowballs, a fight is inevitable. But when the fight gets physical their relationship will be irrevocably changed. dm/hp drarry SLASH

Tired of listening to Harry and Draco fight -- when it's evident they want to do more than that -- Hermione and Pansy conspire to force the boys together. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

A Christmas fic for SpunkleMcKats, reviewer extraordinaire. Harry decides to confess his feelings for Draco during the Hogwarts Secret Santa gift exchange.What could go wrong? Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

D/H Slash - When Ginny breaks things off with him, Harry turns to his work partner Draco for comfort, but can Draco provide more than just simple friendship and a couch to sleep on?

I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.

Warning: These chocolates contain aphrodisiac potion! Consumed in large amounts can give the side effect of high sexual excitement.

What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

H&D. Well, what does the title say? Read it, love it, wish WiseDraco a happy belated birthday and me too!

Ed bets Roy that he can find him a girl by the end of the month. Many unfortunate encounters ensue. Roy/Ed

AU RoyEd. Chemistry Professor Roy Mustang had a repuation as a bit of a playboy, but could his firey TA change that? Inspired by Sakki's picture, Professor Roy's Chemistry Lab.

Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.

All base personnel are to engage in tactical confectionary creation July 10, and bring the results to the Inaugural Hall by 08:00 hours on July 11, 1915. Any personnel neglecting this order will be punished by courtmartial. crackfic, light RoyEd