hi everyone :D WARNING:obsessed freak territory turn back now...hehehe too late

hello,do i know you?? or are you someone new? i dont know ,whats your name?? that's pretty!! what?? oh,o.k...bye!!

sorry i was talking to the voices in my head :D it was a new one!!just so you know i only have two regulars the other ones are just visitors... what?? why are you looking at me like that?? yes i know im a crazy,obsessed fan girl that never shuts up,your point??fine run away like you just say the scariest thing ever, i dont care but dont think i'll let you borrow my voices when your bored...those who haven't been scared off,CONGRATS!!you are awesome enough to read on!! :D yeah!! now about me!! hehehehehe!! no escaping now... :D

MY CHARA'S (done in mychara style a style made by kelly)

name: Miru (yes i am aware that its miki and yoru's couple name but that didn't occur to me until after i decided it was her name)

eyes: midnight blue

outfit: jean capri's,a green tank top,brown belt around waist,and mid-shin tan boot flats (dont care if i said that right)

jewelery: a plain silver cross necklace (thats one of the things that shows up when i chara change)

hairstyle: light brown,shoulder length wavy hair

personality: random,impatient,calm minded,hyper active,sweet,forgetful,bi-polarish,and she sticks up for her friends

powers: elemental (you know water,earth,fire,and air)

other: golden cat ears and tail (say what you want)

and

name: Akari (i thought of this while ignoring my math teacher)

eyes: midnight blue

outfit: a black tank top,dark strait leg jeans,a dark jean jacket,fingerless gloves,and black flats (yes i know she sounds gothic but she isnt)

jewelery: a black choker with a cross on it (shows up with chara change)

hairstyle: a feathered hairstyle with ikuto blue tips (hehe) and purple streaks framing her face she's also wearing a black beanie like hat thing

personality: random,lazy,multiple personality disorderly,clutsy,rude,and she speaks her mind

powers: shape shifter (any creature)

other: black cat ears and tail

mine and kelly's evil schemes (be afraid be very afraid)

operation:hana (we must be able to talk to each other telepathically)

operation:world domination (we must,as crazed fan girls,take over the world Mwahahaha)

operation:double D-AKA double death (we must die at the same time and meet each other after we die)

operation:ikuto dude (we must successfully kidnap someone who 1)looks like ikuto 2)can play the violin like ikuto and 3)sounds like ikuto the name doesn't matter we'll call him ikuto anyway, then we will either lock him in a closet or get an unbreakable leash hehehe yes we ARE evil either that or we could just successfully kidnap ikuto himself!!)

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ANIME QUIZ:

1. ikuto tsukiyomi (Shugo Chara!,who else?)

2. kyo sohma (fruits basket,another kitty dude :D)

3. amu hinamori (shugo chara,hehe she's awesome!!)

4. dark (D.N.Angel,it was actually pretty good, short but good)

5. tamaki suoh (ohran high school host club,geez that name is long)

6. arisa uotani (fruits basket,she kicks butt :D)

7. momiji sohma (fruits basket,bunny!!)

8. tadase hotori (Shugo Chara!,sorry i want to make fun of him)

9. tohru honda (fruits basket,YAY!! tohru :D)

10. saki hanajima (fruits basket,strange waves :D)

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

umm. id ask him if he got lost because he should be at amu's house...after glomping him

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

YES!! wait i thought he was with tohru...YAY!! that means that momiji had a happy ending after all :D

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

amu get out!!you need to wait for me to get dressed dont leave though!! gets dressed extremely fast glomp time!!:D

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

dark's marrying tohru O.O where did thay meet?i thought dark disappeared (literally) when daisuke kissed riku?? and how could you tohru go back to kyo or momiji T-T

5 cooked you dinner?

tamaki can cook?? i think he would burn it and end up just buying it anyway...

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

really??arisa doesn't seem to be the kind of person who sleep's in public places.(ikuto is another story)

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

yeah!! momiji's my relative :D wait...but kyo asked me out...WHAT!! why is he asking me out if im related to him?? O.O ahhhh i dont want to be like utau!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO...

8 got into the hospital somehow?

hahaha tadagay is in the hospital :D i hope ikuto put him in there as a warning to let him have amu...

9 made fun of your friends?

how could you tohru?? when did you become so mean??

10 ignored you all the time?

doesn't hana ignore everyone??

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

i think he'll take a nap...until amu tries to help me and puts herself in danger than ikuto will come and save us both :D

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

hopefully he'd either take me to the hospital or to hatori...i hope

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

something unique, just like her!!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

he'd be a good little art thief with wings and fly me somewhere safe :D

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?

he'd probably have "mommy"(kyoya) help him distract people...either that or laugh at me...

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

im marrying hana?? arisa would probably be wondering when me and hana went gay...

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

tell me it will be alright then take me to do something really fun :D

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

use that stupid sparkle thing on me and say something totally unrelated so id be even more annoyed than before so he'd be no help what-so-ever...

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

she'd probably cheer me on and also helped me beforehand. cause shes awesome like that,unless shes still mad at me... T-T

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

look at me either with a bored expression or like im retarded...(she's probably right...)

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

HMMM let me think about it thinks for about two seconds his eyes,his smirk,his smile,his violin playing!!...i better stop now because i can feel the fan-girlyness coming on -

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

hehe id tell him i already knew he loves her, and to go after her!!

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

AMU!! i thought i was already marrying hana?? this had better be some elaborate plot to get her with ikuto...i think my parents would like her once they got over the shock of me going gay.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

dark loves tohru?? i thought he loved riku's grandma...

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

tamaki and arisa?? i dont think they would get along to well...actually i think tamaki might end up in a hospital...

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

haha arisa a player!! i would tell her to stop... than i would duck and cover...run!!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

i hope he likes it, wait...aren't we related...

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

hehe, i knew that tadagay has a girl!! and yes she's right she will never get a boyfriend because she is way to freaking annoying...

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

of course:D i can trust tohru not to try to kill me (even if she's one of the only ones...i hope this isnt dani in disguise)

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

wow hana working at chuck e. cheeses i think she would get fired within the first 10 minutes for scaring all the kids.

1 offers you a CD. Considereing her tastes, do you listen to it?

i would but im positive it will either be extremely perverted and creepy or extremely good,if its his playing or utau's singing!

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

kyo emo? i think it might have been tadagay and his stupid sparkles that drove him to it...stupid tadagay,its all your fault...

3 told 6 she started her period.

i think thats a little bit to much information amu,im i dont really think arisa will care either...

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

i guess dark prefers tohru to be with kyo,i wonder... does it hurt to be hit with a fish?

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

WOW! just wow tamaki

6 cusses 2 out in german. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

she's stand up and give one of her life lesson speeches that get annoying after a while but are like always true...hey...when did arisa learn german??did momiji teach her??

7 got high.

happy bunny!! yay!! sounds fun,can i join you momiji? hmm?can i can i?? PLEASE??

8 reads your fanfictions an complains. What is it about?

because i dont like him and if he is lucky enough to get into my fanfic it wont be very nice for him... right now im thinking im gonna have him marry a garbage truck... yeah,that sounds about right.

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when she spills Soda all over him?

tohru dosent really get mad at people, unless she recently got some multiple personality disorder lately...

10 starts working at a bar..

ha,hana working at a bar ,haha

1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.

IKUTO AND KYO?! O.O i dont even want to know...

ANIME QUIZ #2

1. ikuto tsukiyomi (Shugo Chara!,who else?)

2. kyo sohma (fruits basket,another kitty dude :D)

3. amu hinamori (shugo chara,hehe she's awesome!!)

4. dark (D.N.Angel,it was actually pretty good, short but good)

5. tamaki suoh (ohran high school host club,geez that name is long)

6. arisa uotani (fruits basket,she kicks butt :D)

7. momiji sohma (fruits basket,bunny!!)

8. tadase hotori (Shugo Chara!,sorry i want to make fun of him)

9. tohru honda (fruits basket,YAY!! tohru :D)

10. saki hanajima (fruits basket,strange waves :D)

1 breaks up with you. For what reason did he break up with you?

we were dating?? why didnt anyone tell me?? NOOOOOOO IKUTO!! lays down and cry's like an annoying two year old

2 is in love with 4, she confesses. how does 4 respond?

kyo loves dark?? well dark would probably hit kyo with his feather and fly away...

3 is a drug addict. what do you do?

stop it amu!! now, i mean it...and you,ikuto how could you let her do that?? i thought you were protecting her??

4 kiss 8. what's your reaction?

what?? what are you thinking dark?? i know you kiss like every girl that asks but really??tadagay??are you really THAT desperate??

5 wants to go to hansmall. what is he going to buy from there?

anything and everything,you can do that when your rich...

6 kisses your boyfriend. what do you do?

o.k. 1)dosent arisa have kereno? and 2)i dont have a boyfriend so how is that even possible??

7 is missing .where do you go to look for her?

ummm...i dont know!! thay dident tell us at the end of the book T-T OH!! with MOMO!!

8 needs a tutor. on what subject does he need tutoring?

not using that stupid sparkle thing to get everything because some day he'll find some one who will kick his butt for using that gay as crud thing wow thats a long class name

9 wants to be a cheerleader. what do you say?

tohru as a cheerleader?? i say please consult your physician...or hatori...or both...or kyo go lock her in a soft room so she doesent hurt herself...

10 hates you. why?

because i hurt tohru.

ahhhhh i was joking i swear!! dont kill me hana!! please!! i was just answering a question!! runs away screaming into the night

1 gives you a teddy bear. why?

because amu told him to...and it was the only way he could shut me up(didnt work hehe)

2 and 6 is fighting. what do you do?

when are kyo and arisa NOT fighting??

3 ate 7. what's your reaction?

NOOOOOO!! spit him out amu!! do it now!! i'll save you momiji!!

4 died. how?

daisuke kissed riku...im not even joking which is the weird part

5 turns invisible. what does he do to you?

he'd go either bother "mommy"(kyoya,which is a guy) or he'd follow his "daughter"(haruhi) around.

6 loses memory. you have to give him a new memory. what do you say to him?

id tell her the truth,sorry i liked how she ended up.WAIT...id tell her she's a crimefighting monkey named moki...and she can fly!!

7 is having her baby today! what's her/his name?

momiji is a girl??since when??and who's the dad??do i even want to know??

8 is a pervert. he's coming right at you. what do you do?

ahhh tadagay is a pervert!!stay away from amu!! thats a bit hypocritical isnt it??

9 is going through a tough break up. how do you cheer her up?

id tell her to go to either kyo or momiji:D and if she didnt id stuff her and kyo and momiji in a room and lock the door untill she was dating one of them, hehe evil arent i?

10 broke up with 9. what do you do?

hana and tohru were going out?? WOW!!

QUOTES: (not mine i got them from gina3739)

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Surely you can't be serious!? I am serious... and don't call me Shirely.

'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives

'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil

'It’s all fun and games until someone gets a fork in the eye - THEN IT'S EVEN FUNNIER!

'It is only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami. Beware my paper swan

'There comes a time in every person's life where they want to do nothing more than to throw their hands up in the air, screw honesty, and yell, "Pirate!"

Its at times like this i see why i need to make a list of people who need to die

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE!

I don't get even, I get odder.

If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.

If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma!

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone.

If life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else

The more you love someone,the more you want them dead.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

I am worse than evil... I am the author!

Sorry about being late...I got lost on the path of life.

No you don't get it you think you get it which is different than actually getting it get it?

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.

People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

Uh...define 'normal' for me again.

There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

"Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

here are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?

Some people are like a slinky. They have absolutely no use; but you can't help smile, when you see one fall down the stairs.

Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!

Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.

Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.

That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while the others try to figure out how you did it.

When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "B!TCH I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!"

i love to eat. but then i get fat.

come to the dark side. we have cookies.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

In the play Hamlet, Hamlet says to be or not to be that is the question. What I wanna know is... whats the answer?

the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures

Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.

Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Committing Suicide is like saying to God, "You can't fire me, I quit!"

FUNNY PACKAGING THINGS: (also gotten from gina3739)

This only proves how stupid we really are: This is junk of labels-

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping." (How the hell did some even manage that to begin with?)

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside." (Ok, seriously did some proof read that, you know, at like, ALL)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (You could possibly use it another way ??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (No, I like my frozen, thank)

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down". ("Oops" -flips it back over-)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating". (Really?...I didn't know that)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (But I'm done and ready to go faster!)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication." (Um yeah...when did the driving age drop to five)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness." (Gee, I missed that when I read SLEEP AID)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (No space then I guess)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (...)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts." (Holy crap, they're geniuses)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Enjoy the flight...-_-)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (O_O)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat." (And now, people know how to eat)

On artificial bacon:

"Real artificial bacon bits". (Its really fake then)

101 Ways to Annoy People

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog".
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
19. Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a person’s every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people’s backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it’s gone now."
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
66. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. Affect a Southern drawl, if Norwegian.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head, like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties

50 Funny Things to Do in an Elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of ''It''s a Small World'' incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, crash from side to side as if you''re on rough seas.
7. Shave. (Especially if you're a woman.)
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you, "Admiral".
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I''ve got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now. Damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious literature to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing, "Mary Had a Little Lamb," while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler, "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You''re one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "Mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and make it talk to the other passengers.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say, "I wonder what all these do," and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space".
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it''s getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"

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