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Family Magic by
BeepKeeper reviews
After the Tri-Wizard Tournament, journalists write inflammatory articles focusing on danger of loss of so many magical families. Everyone ignores report that Dark Lord has returned. Dumbledore convenes Order of the Phoenix where he and Molly Weasley push forward a betrothal between Harry & Ginny without considering penalties of Family Magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,366 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/23 - Complete
Like an Erumpent in a Graveyard by
tyrannicpuppy reviews
We've all had a gut feeling that something was very wrong, but Harry Potter has been through so much more that he has a higher threshold for weird feelings. Meaning when he gets one, he tends to listen to it. So, what happens when he gets this feeling before grabbing the Triwizard Cup and instead accidentally knocks it into one of the many dangerous beasts in the maze with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/31 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Amelia B., Amos D. - Complete
FILFY teacher by
Vimesenthusiast reviews
A Harry Potter who has tried to take control of his destiny from second year on finds himself in need of a fresh start due to his marital status changing abruptly. Armed with some abilities beyond the norm, a Mastery of Defense and a muggle-style teacher's license, Harry takes his daughter Lily Luna and takes a job offer at Kuoh Academy. Pairings undecided save Harry/Rias/many?
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 597,216 - Reviews: 1938 - Favs: 5,650 - Follows: 6,270 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 12/24/2017 - Harry P., Rias G.
Why Harry Should Never Get Drunk With Draco by
The Muse of Apollo reviews
Harry gets drunk and buys something that he shouldn't. HIs wives are not impressed. Written for Harmony & Co's Threesome Thursdays Drabble Event. Pure fluff. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/14 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Padma P.] Draco M. - Complete
Witches Secret by
Selector reviews
The Witches of the world have secrets, they think. AU, Harem, Trigger warnings, Not for kids.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 562,405 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 2,169 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 7/16/2017 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by
DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 412,979 - Reviews: 5001 - Favs: 9,965 - Follows: 10,475 - Updated: 11/2/2018 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
HP & The Jade Dragon by
Cragglerock82 reviews
Harry is off to a school in Japan to finish his NEWT's and for the first time in in his life he is in charge of his own destiny and can make his own decisions. Harry wants to make his own mark on the wizarding world and with the resources at his disposal and his popularity at an all time high now is the time to forge his own path. - Multi storyline story and lots of OC's
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 1,123,255 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 2,101 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 7/12/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.
Witches of Westfield by
EJ Daniels reviews
The war is over, Voldemort was defeated and the summer draws to a close as the new school term begins. Harry must decide what to do with his life. Will he return to school for his 7th year, be an Auror…or something else? Read along as Harry finally has control of his own life…or does he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 301,698 - Reviews: 1755 - Favs: 3,663 - Follows: 4,144 - Updated: 5/20/2018 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Daphne G. - Complete
The Professors' Point of View by
alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 109 - Words: 258,371 - Reviews: 3750 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 3/22/2018 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
THAT's not a knife THIS is a knife! by
senawario reviews
Any summary I can write would give it away. Heck this isn't even about knives, so even the title is misleading :-)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/24/2017 - Complete
Hedwig Slightly Unhinged by
Temporal Knight reviews
Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 2,906 - Follows: 1,108 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Same Song Different Verse by
Selector reviews
Harry thought he had seen it all. As it turned out, not so much.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 191,500 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 2,323 - Follows: 1,892 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 3/8/2017 - Aayla S., Shaak Ti, Ahsoka T., Harry P. - Complete
Dark Lord Potter by
Selector reviews
Minority rule is hard.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,286 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 125 - Published: 3/8/2017 - Complete
The XXXX You Say by
Selector reviews
The Tri Wizard, The dementors, Voldemort and now expelled or a trial. Harry has had enough. Some peoples plans are not going to survive this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 121,211 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 3/1/2017 - Published: 12/7/2016 - Complete
Escape by
SingularOddities reviews
AU. A marriage law is instigated during Hermione's sixth year. Hermione considers her options and makes her choice, it just wasn't the one they were expecting. By saving herself Hermione's decisions cause ripples to run through the Order. The game has changed, those left behind need to adapt to survive. Canon up to the HBP, Dumbledore lives, Horcrux are still in play
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 314,387 - Reviews: 3869 - Favs: 5,784 - Follows: 4,371 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 4/26/2016 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Intended by
LeQuin reviews
Harry has been in love with Hermione for years but she is marrying his best friend. During Ron and Hermione's wedding Harry finds himself having to work out why the leading official is calling Hermione 'Mrs. Potter' and how on earth that could have happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,290 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 368 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Picnic Panic by
LeQuin reviews
Hermione is home for an Easter barbecue that her parents are hosting. She's brought her boyfriend and is thoroughly regretting that decision. She calls a dear friend to help with the damage control.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,146 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 3,283 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 12/8/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Dr. Granger - Complete
Contractual Invalidation by
R-dude reviews
In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,127 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 5,480 - Follows: 3,538 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Cat in the (Sorting) Hat by
wisegirlgranger reviews
What does an animagus do when they're sick? Sneak into the Headmaster's office and take a nap, of course. Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2017 - Minerva M. - Complete
Pureblood Traditions: by
The Ferryman reviews
Or, how Hermione Granger usurped the role of the Boy-Who-Lived, circumvented the plans of Albus Dumbledore, instructed Lucius Malfoy in proper etiquette, undid the Greatest Dark Lord of Them All, and saved her parents, over a cup of tea and without setting off the Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 105 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Hermione G., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Dear Order by
SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7029 - Favs: 13,796 - Follows: 11,275 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Katarn Side by
Darth Marrs reviews
An aged, broken Jedi general came to Earth hoping to retire. However, when he went to a park and saw a young boy with unlimited Force potential getting the snot beat out of him, he knew the Force was not through making his life interesting.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 137,628 - Reviews: 3343 - Favs: 5,841 - Follows: 5,005 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Complete
The Power of an Angry Witch by
Temporal Knight reviews
Daphne Greengrass, Harem Mistress, is quite perturbed with Umbridge ruining her plans. Now Harry's run off to the Ministry without her. What is a Harem Mistress supposed to do but to go retrieve her future boyfriend? If she happens to kill Voldemort along the way then so be it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 539 - Published: 5/25/2016 - Harry P., Luna L., Daphne G., Tracey D. - Complete
The Sum of Their Parts by
holdmybeer reviews
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,267 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 4,626 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Heart and Soul by
Sillimaure reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 751,333 - Reviews: 6404 - Favs: 10,773 - Follows: 8,018 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
At Jacques' by
The Ghostly Minion reviews
On 2 May, 2013, three women have dinner at the hottest French restaurant in London, commemorating for the fourteenth time someone they can't forget. They have the meal of a lifetime and a revelation which will last all their days. Hurt/comfort. Amelia Bones/Harry Potter, Hermione Granger/Harry Potter, Susan Bones/Harry Potter. Osseous Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/1/2016 - [Harry P., Amelia B., Hermione G., Susan B.] - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by
PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 652 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
He's Not Dead Yet by
Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,481 - Reviews: 2202 - Favs: 7,959 - Follows: 6,051 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
I Choose You! by
Lady Asrai reviews
Harry's had enough of being the Wizarding World's scapegoat, and so he has a plan to rid himself of the responsibilities of 'Saviour', and create havoc on the way. Oneshot. Dumbledore!bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., C. Fudge - Complete
Death's Chosen by
uoduck reviews
When the Red Woman tells Arya Stark that death is close to her, she really wasn't joking. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 740 - Published: 7/29/2015 - Harry P., Arya S. - Complete
The Lily Potter Foundation by
theflyinfoote reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry looks for something new to do with his life. Mix in a little heart ache and the Wizarding World is in for some changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,684 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Andromeda T., Dr. Granger - Complete
Focus by
Luan Mao reviews
Given one interesting object to focus on, even the flightiest person can be grounded. Rated for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 337 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Luna L., Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by
arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4211 - Favs: 8,352 - Follows: 6,642 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by
questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 3,707 - Follows: 1,225 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by
Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35029 - Favs: 24,933 - Follows: 18,619 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Sorting Like No Other by
Stargon1 reviews
The Sorting Hat (or Brian to his friends) has had enough of being told by Albus Too-Many-Names Dumbledore exactly how certain new students should be sorted. For once, he's going to take matters into his own, um, hands? The incoming class of 1991 isn't going to know what hit them. Get ready for a Sorting like no other! One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,801 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 617 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Too Many Travellers by
Inusitatus reviews
Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,468 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 293 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Complete
Dead Sirius by
Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 580 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
For the Love of Books by
Litfreak89 reviews
Harry has stolen Hermione's books. The chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In the Mind of a Scientist by
ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 7,626 - Follows: 3,923 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Moonlit Tales by
Three Dead Hearts reviews
Harry, Ginny and Luna are closer friends than most people realize. Though that might not be how it is forever...or will it? HP/GW/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W., Luna L.] - Complete
Betrayal by
butalearner reviews
Winner of the DLP February 2013 Apocalyptic/Dystopian Fiction Contest! Attempting to hold the trio together, Hermione grabs Ron just before he Apparates, accidentally abandoning Harry on the Horcrux hunt. Four years later, Harry is a changed man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,128 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A Curse of Truth by
butalearner reviews
An avid fanfiction reader falls into the Harry Potter Universe just before the Triwizard Tournament, and has to come to terms with what he's lost, take advantage of what he's gained, and figure out how to deal with the truths he's hiding. Complete! Detailed rune magic, witty banter...not your usual SI, so give it a shot! See my author page for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,847 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 3,062 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Daphne G. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by
Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 4,189 - Follows: 1,225 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
You must be Joking by
udderpd reviews
Harry is not amused when his name comes out of the 'Goblet of Fire'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 183 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by
Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 9,199 - Follows: 2,604 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Seven Kisses That Made Love Good by
eostby reviews
In Luna Lovegood's life, seven kisses stood above all others. For the Seven Kisses Challenge on HPFC. The seven prompts were low, June, book, "I'm trying to keep it together, but I'm falling apart", feather, "The sweetest sadness in your eyes", and water. Mostly AU, with a few canon-compliant bits. Eventually Lunar Harmony (H/Hr/L). Updated May 12th, 2015.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Luna L. - Complete
Things that make you go hummm by
Dracom Blade reviews
A short short story that stops the Order from a simple snatch and grab of Harry. Polyjuice Potion makes you think about things in a whole new light. Really think about it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Ice Princess by
Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Meeting his mother by
Cibbler reviews
Hermione grew up in Australia but moved back to England. While doing research at Fernworth castle she cannot resist entering the castle's library. There she meets a guy called Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by
Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 3,866 - Follows: 960 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by
Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 297 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Seriously, Sirius? by
chem prof reviews
What if Sirius didn't fall through the veil at the Department of Mysteries in OOTP? An altered sequence of events leads to a much more pleasant summer for Harry. And a marriage contract?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 315 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Contract by
apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have a plan to derail Dolores Umbridge's reign of terror before it goes any further. With the help of Lady Longbottom, Harry goes to Gringotts to put it into action. With one slight complication, a 10 century old marriage contract.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 614 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Force sensitive by
LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 2,723 - Follows: 842 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Death's Doorbell by
Paladeus reviews
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." - H/Hr/L/ Sorta Tonks - Comedy, Slight Crack, Two omakes/shorts - Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 258 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by
DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4233 - Favs: 10,585 - Follows: 4,223 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Agent O by
Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
The Board by
Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 2,148 - Follows: 509 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by
Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 476 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
That's No Moon Severus Snape by
RedValkyrie reviews
Due to a slight galactic miscalculation, Potions Master Severus Snape is introduced to Sith Lord Darth Vader. Their first meeting finds them on a razor's edge, ready for battle, but a common irritation and a lot of alcohol can make for new alliances...
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Darth Vader, Severus S. - Complete
Harry's New Pets by
Andrew Aelfwine reviews
Just before First Year, Hermione becomes a victim of mistaken identity and befriends Fleur in a Diagon Alley shop. Shortly thereafterward, Hagrid buys Harry a very different pair of pets. AU, H/Hr/Fleur/Luna. Mild innuendo, no sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,061 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Hermione G., Fleur D.
The Grass Is Always Greener by
kb0 reviews
During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,620 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 7,299 - Follows: 2,636 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad by
chem prof reviews
A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 427 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bundling Charm by
Andrew Aelfwine reviews
Seeing Harry in the grip of severe insomnia, Hermione, Ginny, and Luna secure permission to attempt their own form of cure, with pleasant but unexpected results. H/Hr/G/L, WAFF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl by
Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Harry Potter's Promise by
kb0 reviews
Just before the final battle, Harry asks Ron to make sure he takes care of Ginny such that she never has to worry about the basics of life if he should die in battle. Ron thinks that's a good idea and asks Harry to do the same... see top of story
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,165 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 94 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Sisters in Law by
Tinn Tam reviews
One morning, Fleur and Ginny have a little conversation of their own. Initially written for DLP's Ginny Kill Off. Warning: Strong violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Fleur D., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Power of Love by
Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Hermione convinces Harry to join her 'Domestic Skills' Club and someone tampers with the food.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 390 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
Movie Night at the Granger's by
canoncansodoff reviews
Harry learns a lot about Hermione when he's asked to pick a movie from her video collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 228 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by
Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 2,435 - Follows: 703 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Diary of Crookshanks the Paranoid Cat by
AmicableCrayon reviews
Crookshanks believes he has been captured and plans his oppresors downfall. His thoughts are recorded in his faithful Diary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Why is Harry Smiling? by
The-Caitiff reviews
Harry turns up to breakfast with a massive hangover and a silly grin. What happened and with who?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 170 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
What Witches Really Want? by
Almost Anonymous reviews
Oneshot. During a study session Harry learns what witches really want. Implied HarryMulti.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 289 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Make A Wish by
Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10984 - Favs: 19,482 - Follows: 6,420 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete