I personally think AhmedA and I are the best fic writers... if not in the entire history of fic writers, then at least on this site. Because, come on, we're pretty damn good. Original, too, because I will bet you my laptop that no one has ever written about liking celery, pantries, or vase smashing séances. If you see anyone trying to steal our idea, please contact me, because plagiarism is not cool.
-Nox

I don't like this thing because it doesn't have any chocolate but it's still pretty cool because its like silver and silver chocolate is good for your eyes. Also, did you know that food is good for your eyes? That was mentioned in our fanfic. The message here is that our fanfiction has some very important information in it. AhmedA, out.

SILVER CHOCOLATE IS LIKE A PATRONUS TAKING THE FORM OF CHOCOLATE WHICH WOULD BE LIKE TWICE AS EFFECTIVE AS REGULAR PATRONUSES BECAUSE CHOCOLATE HELPS YOU FEEL BETTER AFTER DEMENTOR ATTACKS ANYWAY AHMEDA I WANT A CHOCOLATE PATRONUS
-Nox

AhmedA back in. I forgot to say that cucumbers are really awesome because swag. AhmedA out again. For the last time.

Who the hell eats burgers with rice anyway?
-Nox

I FREAKING DO
-AhmedA