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Favorite Websites-

If you're looking for a good website, try out one of these:

www.mugglenet.com(a great Harry Potter fan site, my personal favorite)

www.lyricsmode.com (the best place to get song lyrics)

www.freerice.com (it's good to help the world...)

www.potterpuppetpals.com

www.addictinggames.com

www.imdb.com (info on anything movie or TV relate you can think of)

www.harrypotterholiday.com (sign the petition to help get an international Harry Potter Holiday)

www.iheartcheese.com

www.ourcamphalfblood.webs.com (this is the Homepage thing. It's a Percy Jackson site. Be sure to check it out!)

R.I.P.- Albus Dumblerore, Sirius Black, Hedwig, Mad-Eye Moody, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Fred Weasley, Dobby, Colin Creevey, Cedric Diggory, Zoë Nightshade, Bianca diAngelo, Castor (son of Mr. D), Pan, Quintus/Daedulus, Lee Fletcher, and all of the other Demigods who fell fighting for Camp Half-Blood.

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My list of friends:

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You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when it’s your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (For a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Loonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get us a treat"

Every time there is a gunshot scream, "Hit the floor!” jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by him or her.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"

Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting, "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cell phone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

Favorite Quotes:

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada and stuff." - Brittany Spears, Pop Singer

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago" - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver." - Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

"It is white." - George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." - David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver." -someone genius

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up." -someone

"Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?" -someone

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box." –someone

"People say, "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people." -someone

"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." –someone

It’s only illegal if you get caught. – Anonymous

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Anonymous

Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I got to admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:

1) You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
2) You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.
3) You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.
4) You know which pages the good parts are on.
5) You suddenly love thunderstorms.
6) You start hearing Perachel in every song you hear. (Or something else)
7) You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
8) You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (I’m a child of Zeus)
9) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
10) You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.
11) You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
12) You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. (Not like I take notes)
13) You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.
14) You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.
15) Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
16) You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
17) You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
18) The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
19) On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.
20) You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
21) You dream about PJO every night.
22) You curse a god/goddess a lot
23) You have mone pictures relating to PJO in your room
24) You know PJO better then most sane people
25) You have links to every great PJO site
26) You add things to the list every day
27) You know what you would do if you were Percy.
28) You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not
29) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future
30) You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work
31) For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood
32) Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'
33) You are trying to learn Greek(I'm not that bad actually)
34) You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip
35) Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.
36) You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes
37) You have an instant crush on Nico!
38) You just have to research more about greek mythology.
39) You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT
40) You yell at Percy for being such an idiot some times.

123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse or Generally Scare Lord Voldemort's Sure-fire ways to get yourself killed, or at least Crucio'd round the block and back again:

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10. Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again.

11. If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.

12. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night.

13. Call him 'The-Man-Who-Let-the-Boy-Live.'

14. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?'

15. Insist that you have met chunks of cheese with more cunning plans than his.

16. Pinch him. Make sure he squeals.

17. Be cheerful.

18. When he tries to impress you with his powers, say 'Awwwww, look it. Voldie's got a twiggle!'

19. Try to teach him to play a mouth organ.

20. Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like 'You're the boss, boss' or 'It's your funeral.'

21. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic 'My sir, you look particularly menacing today.'

22. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? What's that - a washing detergent?'

23. Keep a 'good-behavior chart'. Award points and give out gold stars.

24. Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps.

25. Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. Poof there poof gone poof there...

26. Play cards with him. Tell him he has no poker face and how does he expect to rule supreme without one?

27. Let off party-poppers in his face whenever the urge strikes you.

28. 'Did you even HAVE a girlfriend? Like, ever?'

29. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices.

30. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly.

31. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drum roll.

32. Exclaim sarcastically 'You're breaking my little heart here, O Dark One' whenever he starts to talk of what caused him to become who he is.

33. Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!'

34. Ask him to give you written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling.

35. Mock his choice of Quirrell as a 'host.'

36. Tell you think a yoga class could 'cure him of his wicked ways.'

37. Get the song 'Mr. Tambourine Man' stuck in his head.

38. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions, 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say you thought you were helping!

39. Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger.

40. Buy him a stress ball.

41. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph.

42. Call him Tommy-boy.

43. If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo.

44. Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes.

45. Say he 'looked better under the turban.'

46. Eat his pet snake. Offer him some.

47. Endeavor to teach him to steeple his fingers, lean back and say 'Eeeexcellent'.

48. Start drawing outlandish parallels between his life story and 'Star Wars'. Talk at great length.

49. Be generally in awe of him and never look away.

50. 'Imperio' his Death Eaters into a rousing chorus of 'All Things Bright And Beautiful.'

51. Shower him with confetti and rice, anytime you think he needs to make a 'grand entry.'

52. Paint all the Death Eater masks with bright colors and glitter.

53. Throw him a 'Carebears'-themed birthday party.

54. Tell him what Snape's really up to.

55. Politely exclaim now and again that you don't know how he can be so afraid of dear old Dumbles.

56. Sing 'California Dreaming' at the top of your lungs when he's trying to have an 'evil moment.'

57. Should you ever be eating with him - drum tunes with your cutlery; play with your food and blow bubbles in your chocolate milk.

58. Ask him to dance a polka with you.

59. Work cutesy phrases like 'pushing-up-daisies' and 'smooth-as-a-baby's-bottom' into conversation as much as possible.

60. Ask him if he's sure 'the whole evil-maniac-out-for-power-and-revenge thing isn't getting a bit old?'

61. Get him to play 'Twister' with you.

62. Tell him you know this great therapist in London...

63. Throw Tupperware parties. Insist he sit through them.

64. Tell him you've met plenty of people more evil than he.

65. Hide his teddy bear. That ALWAYS makes him cry.

66. Get him a plant. Act mortally offended when he doesn't water it and it dies.

67. Steal, snap and bury his wand.

68. Tell him Lucius did it.

69. Give Rita Skeeter full knowledge of his whereabouts and contact details.

70. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.

71. Write him a theme song. Start singing it whenever he is about to do or say something particularly clever and nasty.

72. Offer to sacrifice Draco Malfoy 'to the cause.'

73. Insist on reading him bedtime stories. Include 'The Ugly Duckling.'

74. Make vague allusions to Harry Potter being his son.

75. When he's done something particularly nasty - cross your arms, waggle a finger and say 'Now now, do you really think Salazar would have approved of that?'

76. Ask him how he can possibly wish to harm a single hair on the head of 'that sweet, innocent, cute little boy.'

77. Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him.

78. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."

79. Leave disgusting and rotting dead things near him. Insist that it is 'Aromatherapy.'

80. Begin any question you ask him with 'Riddle me this!' Emphasis on Riddle.

81. Do not EVER act in the slightest way intimidated by him. Treat him as you would an eccentric acquaintance.

82. Cuddle him at random moments.

83. Sign him up for Little-League.

84. Ask him why he's afraid of a frail old man with a beard the size of a beehive and can't fight babies.

85. Throw biscuits at him. Constantly.

86. Tell him you think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie.'

87. Quote Argus Filch. Insist HE will one day rule the wizarding world.

88. Wonder aloud whether the name Voldemort commands as much respect as, say, Potter or Dumbledore.

89. Mimic everything he says in a singsong voice.

90. Mimic everything he does with exaggerated limb-movements.

91. Write sonnets for him.

92. Insist he help you with the newspaper crossword every morning.

93. Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of disinfectant.

94. Tell people he's 'really just a big softie.'

95. Psychoanalyze him. Conclude that he is 'mildly depressed' and 'a bit of a control-freak.'

96. Mock his baldness.

97. Smile and say loudly 'Who loves you, Volders?' at inopportune moments. (Ie: another of his attempted 'evil moments')

98. Get him drunk.

99. Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revels and start playing 'Kumbayah.'

100. Let him catch you trying on Death Eater robes.

101. Be Harry Potter. Be alive.

102. As he's plotting dark deeds, pretend to cough and mutter things like 'Not going to work, or 'stupid.'

103. Call him 'Champ' or 'Tiger.' Refer to yourself as 'Coach.'

104. Three words: Potter Puppet Pals.

105. Ask him where he gets his garlic-scented soap.

106. Ask him to dye Easter eggs with you.

107...At Christmas.

108. Make him dance in the rain with you.

109. Insist that this is to cleanse his soul.

110. "Accidentally" schedule him a him a haircut.

111...Even though he's bald.

112. Be offended by everything he says.

113. When he gives you an order, stare at him blankly and drool.

114. Invite him to go streaking.

115. Kill Harry.

116. On the next Valentine's Day, decorate his lair.

117...Make sure the decorations are pink and frilly.

118. Tell him that getting the same plastic surgeon, as Michael Jackson was definitely a bad idea.

119. Paint his fingernails hot pink while he's sleeping, then place a permanent sticking charm on them so he can't remove the color.

120. Whenever you look at him cover your eyes with your hands and scream "IT BURNS!!"

121. Bake him scar shaped cookies, but insist it wasn't purposeful.

122. Trade his black robes in for pink pajamas.

123. Insist that it's opposite day and paint a lightning bolt on his forehead.

16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of cookies and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in house wares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down aisle shouting, "pikachu, I choose you!"

The Best Harry Potter Personality Quiz

The way to do this quiz is you have to choose one or more answers per question that fits your personality best. Remember which letter it was and then at the end, add up how many of each letter you had. Whichever letter you had the most of means that you’re a certain character, which you’ll be able to find out at the end. If you liked this quiz, post it in your profile, and be sure to say which character you got!

What do your friends describe you as?

A: The coolest bully in town

B: Brave although sometimes a little bit “too brave”

C: Extremely loyal

D: Very smart although a bit of a know-it-all and a bookworm

E: Very sly and cunning and determined to get what you want

F: Constantly pulling pranks, very funny, and a “class clown”

G: Sporty, popular, the list of compliments goes on and on...

H: Obsessed with following rules, and a bit of a goody-goody

I: Cool

J: Made fun of, despised by many, and always longing for revenge

K: Kind and strong, although a little bit on the crazy side

L: Obsessed with how you look and with gossip

M: Pure evil

N: Always nervous, although loyal

O: Constantly seeking fun, even if it means breaking the rules

P: Dreamy and a wee bit loony

Q: Very forgetful, although brave

R: Dedicated to sports

If you went to Hogwarts, what would be your goal for the school term?

A: What’s Hogwarts?

B: Capture an evil lord and discover a secret, even though it isn’t my job or business

C: Get on the Quidditch team so that I can carry on the family name

D: Get the best grades, and read, read, READ!!

E: Play nasty tricks on my enemy

F: Play tricks and open a joke shop

G: Find a new boyfriend/ girlfriend after I dumped my last one

H: Become Head Boy/ Girl

I: Show everyone how cool I am (again)

J: Get revenge

K: Keep everything orderly while being fair

L: Lean as much gossip as I can and chill with my boyfriend/girlfriend

M: World domination

N: Do everything that my master tells me to do

O: Have fun breaking rules

P: Read the Quibbler and day dream

Q: Try to become less forgetful and to not get a Howler

R: Lead my Quidditch team to victory

How do you normally dress (if you were a witch or a wizard)?

A: Muggle clothes (size XXXL)

B: Normal robes but a little bit messy

C: Hand me down

D: Normal robes kept neat and tidy

E: Only the finest, for my father makes so much money!!

F: Well, business had been booming so I treated myself to the finest dragon skin jacket

G: Just normal robes

H: I wear normal robes, compare to the horrible sweater my Mum made for me

I: I only wear the coolest clothes, no matter what others say about them

J: Long black sweeping robes

K: Long blue robes with crescent moons on them

L: Well, let’s just say that if I were headmaster, the dress code would be a lot different! All girls in bikinis and mini skirts and guys always shirtless!

M: Long black cloak

N: Whatever my master tells me to wear

O: Fine robes, for my family is wealthy, although I despise them

P: Sparkly silver robes, vegetables as earrings, and strange glasses (others call it eccentric, I call it unique).

Q: Robes with messed up potion spilled on them

R: Quidditch robes of course!!

Where is your favorite place in the Wizarding World?

A: I don’t know that many places, but Honeydukes rules!!

B: The Burrow

C: Oh, I don’t know, maybe the Gryffindor Common Room, or Hogsmead

D: The library!

E: My fancy mansion

F: Filch’s office (I have made it my home)

G: Anywhere that involves Quittage and all of my pals

H: My office at the Ministry where I am with my boss

I: Anywhere where I can show off my coolness

J: Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom (with me teaching)

K: In my office where I can help others and be with my pet bird

L: The Slytherin Common Room

M: Anywhere that I can be evil, and with my followers all around me

N: Anywhere that my master is

O: Anywhere but my family’s house

P: With an odd and mysterious animal

Q: I thought of a favorite place once, but I forgot it

R: The Quidditch pitch

What is your slogan?

A: “I’m hungry”

B: “I know it’s dangerous, but I have to do it”

C: “Bloody hell (or even more foul language)”

D: “To the library”

E: “Purebloods rule”

F: “Don’t worry, it’s just a bit of fun”

G: “I love Harry Potter!”

H: “Well, my boss says...”

I: “No, I don’t need a haircut”

J: “Ah, the famous Harry Potter...” in a mocking voice

K: Nitwit! Bludder! Oddment! Tweak! (Or anything else that is odd)

L: “OMG! Did you hear yet?”

M: “Muuaaahahaha!!”

N: “Y-y-yes M-m-master"

O: “You remind me so much of your father”

P: “...yes, of course they exist...”

Q: “I forgot”

R: “Are you coming to sports team practice?”

What animal are you most like?

A: A glutinous pig

B: A brave stag

C: A playful and loyal terrier

D: A clever otter

E: A sly snake

F: A cheeky monkey

G: A lovable, playful, smart, and cute kitten

H: An annoying magpie

I: A cool and good looking peacock

J: A smart, although sometimes sly and mean raven

K: A strong and brave phoenix

L: A prissy, girly poodle

M: A huge, super-mega-ultra evil snake

N: A scared, quiet, and gullible mouse

O: A loyal and danger hungry dog

P: A dreamy long-eared rabbit

Q: A brave and loyal beagle

R: An animal? There aren’t any animals in Quidditch!

For Christmas, if you could have anything, you would most like?

A: Food

B: A fast broomstick

C: Fame

D: Books

E: All mudbloods gone

F: A joke shop

G: A position on the Quittage team

H: To become Minister of Magic

I: A really hot girl/guy

J: Revenge on my enemies

K: The Hogwarts Houses to get along

L: New clothes and make-up

M: World domination

N: My master to be pleased with me

O: Freedom from my family

P: Friends

Q: A rare and exotic plant

R: For my team to win

If you were the age for the Yule Ball, whom would you go with?

A: I wouldn’t go with anyone because I would spend the whole time eating!

B: Someone I managed to get at the last minute after embarrassing myself in front of my crush

C: Someone my friend got for me at the last minute after I embarrassed myself in front of someone who is way too hot and popular for me

D: A Quidditch player who’d been admiring me for a while

E: Someone in Slytherin

F: Someone who really likes to have a wild and good time!!

G: I am popular so I got asked by a lot of different people

H: A smart prefect

I: I am so cool that I got asked a lot

J: No one asked me. I’m a loner

K: Someone brave and smart like me

L: My crush! Obnoxious high-pitched giggle

M: No one loves me for I am too evil!

N: Someone who my master would pick for me; which would be no one, so I’d go alone

O: I’ve got good looks so I got asked a lot

P: Everyone finds me a bit eccentric and I wasn’t asked; but that’s okay

Q: Amazingly after I did a lot of asking, I found someone!

R: I would bring my Quidditch broom; my one true love

Which organization would you belong to?

A: I don’t go to a freak school with freak clubs for freaks like you! FREAK!

B: Dumbledore’s Army; I live for fighting evil

C: Dumbledore’s Army; I have some friends in the club and I like fighting evil

D: S.P.E.W.!! House-elves need rights!!

E: The Inquisitorial Squad; getting others in trouble is my thing!

F: The Dueling Club; it is hilarious seeing Lockheart fall flat on his back!

G: Dumbledore’s Army; I have some awesome hexes!

H: I would want to work for the Ministry of Magic of course!

I: The Order; everyone I know joined so I might as well join too

J: I would probably join multiple organizations and work as a double agent

K: The Order; fighting evil is what I must do!

L: Anything my crush joins really obnoxious high pitched giggling

M: Death Eaters of course. I AM EVIL!!

N: Anything my master would want me to join

O: The Order; I want to help

P: Dumbledore’s Army; the only people who seem to like me

Q: The Power Rangers!! No, wait, that’s not an option? Then I guess I would choose Dumbledore’s Army

R: THE QUIDDITCH TEAM!!

What do you think of Harry Potter? (The person, not the movies/ books)

A: He’s fun to bully

B: He seems pretty brave and nice

C: He would make a very good friend

D: He’s very brave and nice, but should try harder in class

E: I hate the filthy little half-blood!

F: He is a nice kid but needs a bigger sense of humor

G: I totally have the world's biggest crush on him! He would so be my boyfriend!

H: He’s rebellious and people with good sense should stay away from him

I: He’s not as cool as me

J: He’s following in his dad’s footsteps for sure!

K: He’s a good student, brave, and a favorite of mine

L: He takes the spotlight away from Draco

M: Must kill Harry... must kill Harry...

N: I don’t know... He seems like a good kid but...

O: I love him like a son! He’s brave and.

P: He seems very nice

Q: I look up to him and hope to be brave like him someday

R: He’s a really good Seeker but needs to make Quidditch higher on his priority list

Now look back at your answers and count up how many of each letter you picked (how many A’s, B’s, C’s, etc.). Then you can look bellow and see which character has the same personality as you!

If you answered mostly...

A’s: You are most like Dudley Dursley! Congratulations! You are a muggle who loves to eat! You may have a bad attitude and be a bully, but under all of that fat you still do have a heart. Dudley is a muggle, he doesn’t go to Hogwarts, and his friends include the boys in his gang. Good Job!

B’s: You are most like Harry Potter! Congratulations! You are brave, heroic, and kind! You sometimes suffer from teen angst and tend to get so wrapped up in your own matters that you can’t focus on anything else. You also like to mess with other people’s business. Harry is in Gryffindor and his best friends are Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley! You are most attracted to people like Ginny Weasley! Good Job!

C’s: You are most like Ron Weasley! Congratulations! You are brave, loyal, and a good friend! Although, sometimes you have a bad attitude and a bad temper. You tend to hold grudges against people you don’t like, but you are still a loyal and great friend. You also suffer from jealousy. Ron is in Gryffindor and his best friends are Harry Potter and Hermione Granger! You are most attracted to people like Hermione Granger! Good Job!

D’s: You are most like Hermione Granger! Congratulations! You are brave, intelligent, and a good friend. You are a bookworm and know-it-all, but are still a nice person. You are so smart, but besides being intelligent you are a great friend with a kind and considerate heart. You find it important to fight for the rights of those who are weak and need help. Hermione is in Gryffindor and her best friends are Harry Potter and Ron Weasley! You are most attracted to people like Ron Weasley! Good Job!

E’s: You are most like Draco Malfoy! Congratulations! You are sly and smart. Although many may call you evil, you still can be nice when the moment is right. You are rich and enjoy basking in your wealth. You often get angry and enjoy teasing others who are poorer or weaker than you. You are a bit of a bully to those who you don’t like. Be carefully, you may get yourself into trouble with a personality like yours. Draco is in Slytherin and his best friends are Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle! You are most attracted to people like Pansy Parkinton! Good Job!

F’s: You are most like Fred and George Weasley! Congratulations! You are the ultimate prankster with a huge sense of humor! You enjoy jokes and you love to laugh! You aren’t too concerned about how people see you, you just care that you have a good time! Often you will get on others nerves and are constantly in detention. Even though you joke a lot, you are still very brave. Fred and George are in Gryffindor and their best friends are each other and Lee Jordan! You are most attracted to people like Angelina Johnson! Good Job!

G’s: You are most like Ginny Weasley! Congratulations! You are considerate, caring, popular, sweet, and athletic. You are popular due to your kind and sweet nature. You are constantly dumping and getting new boyfriends, and you tend to get lots of crushes. You are kind to everyone and you are also brave. Ginny is in Gryffindor and she is popular with many friends which include Hermione Granger and Luna Lovegood! You are most attracted to people like Harry Potter! Good Job!

H’s: You are most like Percy Weasley! Congratulations! You are extremely studious and love your studies. You are a bit rule obsessed and a bit power hungry. This need for power may lead you to stray away from your family. Although others may tease you about being as studious and rule-obsessed as you are, you are still brave. Percy is in Gryffindor and a friend of his is Penelope Clearwater! You are most attracted to people like Penelope Clearwater! Good Job!

I’s: You are most like Bill Weasley! Congratulations! You are the king of cool! You are a bit of a chick-magnet and are described as good looking. If you were to describe yourself with one word it would be: cool. Bill Weasley was in Gryffindor and one of his friends is Fleur Delacour! You are most attracted to people like Fleur Delacour! Good Job!

J’s: You are most like Severus Snape! Congratulations! You are often sly, mean, and revenge hungry. You are still very intelligent and you have a very soft heart. You tend to be unfair and mean to others. Severus was in Slytherin and one of his friends was Lily Potter! You are most attracted to people like Lily Potter! Good Job!

K’s: You are most like Albus Dumbledore! Congratulations! You are wise and want others to get along. Many may say that you are a bit kooky, but you are still liked by most. You are brave and like to fight for what is right. Albus was in Gryffindor and he did become the headmaster of Hogwarts and one of his friends was Grindewald! Good Job!

L’s: You are most like Pansy Parkington! Congratulations! You are sly, mean, and a gossiper. You love hanging out with your boyfriend who you utterly adore and you are very much a girly girl. You are sly and mean and hate everything your boyfriend hates. You love gossip and always love to learn more. Pansy is in Slytherin and one of her friends is Draco Malfoy! You are most attracted to people like Draco Malfoy! Good Job!

M's: You are most like Lord Voldemort! Congratulations! You are pure evil and cause fear in all those that you run into! You have an amazing ability of manipulation! You hobbies include trying to kill Harry and murdering hundreds of innocent people. Now, most people are not like this (if you really are like this, you shouldn't be on fanfiction.net, you should be in an asylum), so to get your probably more accurate results, look at the results for mostly F's. Voldemort was in Slytherin and he didn't really have a friend, but he had his followers the death eaters! Good Job!

N's: You are most like Peter Pettigrew! Congratulations! You are rather wimpy and easily manipulated. You are also a loyal follower than your superiors can easily rely on. You enjoy (well, probably not enjoy) doing your master's bidding. Peter was in Gryffindor and his friends were Voldemort (not exactly a friend), James Potter, Remus Lupin, and Sirius Black. Good Job!

O's: You are most like Sirius Black! Congratulations! You are brave, risk taking, and a mischief-maker! You love pranking, although you can sometimes be a bit of a bully. Most of all you are brave and love to take risks. Also, you are very attractive. Sirius was in Gryffindor and his friends included James Potter, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew. Good Job!

P's: You are most like Luna Lovegood! Congratulations! You are intelligent and wise. You are also loyal and a great friend. Some people may not like you because you are a bit loony and eccentric, but you really are kind and love animals. Luna is in Ravenclaw and her friends included Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Neville Longbottom. Good Job!

Q's: You are most like Neville Longbottom! Congratulations! You are extremely loyal, and some may think you aren't, you are very brave. You tend to forget almost everything, but your loyalty and bravery make up for this flaw. At times you can be a little bit dorky. Neville is in Gryffindor and his friends include Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, and Luna Lovegood. Good Job!

R's: You are most like Oliver Wood. Congratulations! Although a minor character, you are an amazing athlete. Sports are you life and you are very good at them. Some times you may need to be reminded that there is life outside of sports. Oliver is in Gryffindor and his friends include his fellow Quidditch team members and his broomstick! Good Job!