Sasunaru Fan 911
hide bio
Follow . Favorite
Joined 01-19-08, id: 1479307, Profile Updated: 11-03-08

Name:None of your damn business

Age:Like Im gonna tell you

State:New Jersey

Hobbies:Drawing,Singing,Writing,Dancing ect.

Fav couples

Inuyasha

SesshomaruxKagome

NarakuxKagome

SangoxMiroku

SesshomaruxInuyasha

InutasioxKagome

Fruit Basket

ThoruxKyo

KyoxYuki

Naruto

NarutoxHinata

NarutoxSasuke

NarutoxKyuubi

ItachixNaruto

ItachixSasuke

Blood +

SaixHagi

Couples I hate

Inuyasha

KikyouxInuyasha (I fucking hate the bitch!)

KaguraxSesshomaru (Kagome is meant for him)

KagomexInuyasha (Its too fucking obvious)

Naruto

Sakuraxanybody! (The bitch is just to fucking annoying)

Shut the hell up and go fuck yourself!oops sorry you already did!-me

Why wont you take your little ass and go over there and leave me the fuck alone-me

The only reason she nice is because she getting laid-me

People say I have a cussing problem but then I tell them your only making matters worst by tellin me that.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, Icedragon012990, Night's Fang, goddess on earth, Sesshou's ward,Inuyasha-forever94,the-black-rose-is-mine-alone07, Emogurl1234,Evil can be Cute

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Please read!!And pass it on! Please!

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen,

I cannot see,

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My dad so mad?

I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speek at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is all dark

My folk arent at home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I press my self

Againts the wall.

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at more,

I finally get free

And run to the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bowl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into an unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God have mercy

O please let it end!

And he finnaly stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionles.

Brawled on the floor.

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy murdered me

And you can help

Sicknes me top the soul,

If you read this

and don't pass it on

I pray for your forgivness

Because you would have to be

one heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected

Do something about it!

Si I'll ask you to do

Is pass it on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!

If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think Itachi's smexy, copy this to your profile.

Please, please read this and understand it's truthfulness

I'm the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I'm a lesbian.
I'm the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I'm the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents that buried her daughter long before her time.
I'm the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I'm the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I ever had, I wish they could adopt me.
I'm one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will be able to walk again.
I'm not one of the lucky ones, I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I'm the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I'm the mother who is not allowed to even visit the child I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says that I'm a unfit mother because I live with another woman now.
I'm the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out that my abusive partner is also a woman.
I'm the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I'm a male.
I'm the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I'm the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I'm the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized that I was transsexual.
I'm the person feeling guilty because I think I can be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with the society hating me.
I'm the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.
I'm the person who has to hide what this world needs the most, Love.
I'm the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

If you also think that homophobia is wrong then Please Re-Post this on your profile.
I found this on another profile and was proud to add it to my own!

~xXx~Do your part to end it~xXx~

Homophobia and you: Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working on the streets because nobody will hire a transexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight throught the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky one's, I guess.I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simple too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid having the managment called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an un-fit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn too because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died because the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they found out I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I dont believe, but because they closed the doors on my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving christian parents he loves another male.
I am the one who cannot accept Himself/Herslef!

Isn't it funny how homophobes have such a knack for finding homesexauls? Some say its because their afraid of admitting their gay themselves.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!

f you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Sakura sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile :P

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reson, copy this and paste it in your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, halfdemongirl92, Black-Dranzer-1119, Riayu, WhiSper AuTumN, Midnight Mourner,Sasunaru Fan 911

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If i dont call you
Its because i'm waiting for you to call me

When i walk away from you mad
Follow me

When i stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When i push you or hit you
Grab me and dont let go

When i start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When im quiet
Ask me whats wrong

When i ignore you
Give me your attention

When i pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me i'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright

When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When i'm scared
Protect me

When i lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When i grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When i tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When i dont answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay

When i look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When i say that i like you
I really do more than you could understand

When i bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh

When i tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When i look at you in your eyes
dont look away until i do

When i miss you
i'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away

When i say its over
i still want you to be mine

When i repost this bulletin
I want you to read it


Work vs Prison

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

So why is it, again, that we work?


The Ten Commandments Of Employment
If it rings, put it on hold.
If it clunks, call the repairman.
If it whistles, ignore it.
If it's a friend, stop work and chat.
If it's the boss, look busy.
If it talks, take notes.
If it's handwritten, type it.
if it's typed, copy it.
If it's copied, file it.
If it's Friday, forget it


What makes life 100 percent?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

but:

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

and:
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)


FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me

FRIENDS: Ask me for my number
BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops
BEST FRIENDS: are probably the reason they're after me in the first place

FRIENDS: let me make an idiot of myself in public
BEST FRIENDS: are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"

OR, "LET'S DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!


Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.


((20 Ways to Annoy Naruto))

1. Tell him Sasuke wants to have his "Man Babies"

2. Watch him faint

3. Once he's fainted, drag him to Sasuke's house, then sneak in and leave him in Sasuke's room

4. Tape his eyelids open and force him to read 200 SasuNaru yaoi fan-fics

5. Post photo-shopped pictures of him and Sasuke kissing on the Konoha website

6. Cover his bedroom walls with colourful print-out pics of a nude Sasuke and every guy inside the Naruto story

7. Throw random things at his head when you're behind him, if he asked you "Why did you do that?", say "Me? I didn't do anything! You're crazy! How dare you accuse me!" then walk away pretending to be offended

8. Ask him if he went to rehab for being addicted to crack Ramen

9. Show SasuNaru pics to all the ninjas inside the original story

10. When he says something "funny", laugh really loud for five minutes, the stop suddenly with a serious look on your face and say, "I don't get it"

11. Put as much laxative as possible in his ramen

12. Take all the toilet paper out of the bathrooms, then laugh outside the door when he's freaking out

13. Remind him of the day he shat himself (Lol, shat!)

14. Challenge him to a game of DDR

15. Cry when you realise there's no DDR in that era

16. Give him to Orochimaru for 5 bucks

17. Save him two days later, making sure he's fully traumatised by spending "quality times" with the snake

18. Lock him in a room with Sasuke for one week (I love this one the best!)

19. When he finally tries to kill you, scream, run in a circle, scream some more, and repeat this process until he just gives up and leaves

20. Last but not least, replace his boxers with thongs


Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

If raiseing children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

A good friend is like a good bra, hard to find, supportive, comfortable, and always close to your heart.


Ponderisms

I used to eat alot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?


You know when you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did


If you can read this message, you are smart because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Sleeping with the enemy by Lady Nefertiti reviews
Kagome has a few ideas up her sleeve when things don't go her way...and Sesshomaru's more than willing to help her... SessXKag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,903 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Secret Serenity by Lyakan reviews
What is this place?" Kagome asked. Sesshomaru looked around. "It's a cave..." Just then something low emitted from the cave that closely resembled a growl. Kagome shivered as Sesshomaru narrowed his eyes. "...and it seems we're not the only ones in it..."
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,443 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
Streak by FeriWiccan reviews
Summary: It was hard for Edward to talk about his submissive streak. M for PWP, D/s. Just plain smut.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete